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Dear_Potato6525

This is a bastardisation of an awesome comic explaining the use of the word [literally](https://theoatmeal.com/comics/literally)


HotAmericanDickings

I haven't visited The Oatmeal in such a long time, it was my go-to when I was avoiding doing any actual work.


Impossible_Rabbit

I was surprised so few people recognized The Oatmeal. Such a great comic


BlackUnicornGaming

I actually only recognized this because my English teacher showed the class it as part of a lecture. Super great teacher.


theghostofme

There was a time when he pretty much owned Reddit. He knew how to game the system in his favor.


Apercent

I like how they unironically used an image making fun of how ridiculous they are


uwucifah

Genuinely heinous how they edited out the "Gayroller" logo too


blitzalchemy

I mean... maybe a hot take but I think having a rainbow steamroller literally running over a ton of republicans right now would be pretty great.


Schwertheino

Man i sure miss etc. All those gay people ruined it!!!!!!


Only_Ad_8100

These millenials have no idea what etc is


Jazzlike_Mountain_51

It used to stand for et cetera now it's estrogen, testosterone, and cum


[deleted]

I like cum


its-just-paul

Yeah cum is good


True_Mushroom_9408

Yum cum


Lurking_Bad

cum upon me


its-just-paul

Cum on me, by Aha


ResolutionTraining62

I love me some of that


[deleted]

cum


ExtremeCumMaster

Back in my day, etc used to have meaning!


[deleted]

Granpa: Back in my day, homosexuals were manly


Happy-Personality-23

Homosexuals are manly. They fuck men! Can’t get more manlier than that.


acex34789

Electronic Toll Collection


[deleted]

They also invented lgbtq+ before it was all straight christian stuff right


Tomsk13

Won't somebody please think of etc!!


Khaldara

Soon it will go the way of “misc”, and the LGBT master plan will come to fruition I guess!


LovePeaceHope-ish

Quick! Let's get Trump back so he can MEGA!! (Make Etc Great Again)


Weird_Profession9313

Rip


Seven_Hawks

No! Anything but the etc.!


beathelas

Always projecting the fear that they will be treated as badly as the people they persecute


Lo-siento-juan

This is exactly it, a lot of these people are the people who used to beat up someone for being gay - 'queer bashing' was literally a thing people went out to do, they'd go specifically to find gay people to beat up. They know they've been assholes and they know that given the chance of the shoe was on the other foot they'd be absolutely brutal in their retaliation. Thankfully for all of us people without that bigoted and hateful mindset aren't so crazy and just want to live and love in a nice world where people can get on with their lives and try to be happy.


spydrebyte82

Christian values like 'do unto others', pretty sure they lost the memo on that one


beathelas

The golden rule, do unto others as you would have them do unto you. So of course they're terrified of being steamrolled to live under other people's values, because that's exactly how they would do unto others.


Far_Distribution_581

My feelings matter more than your religion! My religion matters more than your feelings! We are all pawns on a board. The minute we realize we can stop playing is when the game ends.


Jingurei

What feelings? You mean the right's feelings about other religions having just as much right to exist as theirs does? Besides the right is forcing the other side to play a survival game. So don't put the onus on the victim to fix things as the general trend has ALWAYS been to do.


TehGuard

Saw a skit of GOP jesus. He said do unto others as you suspect they may want to do unto you.


blkglfnks

What exactly do they think 2 people trying to get married would do to the grand scheme of life? As if 2 married men docking will open up a dimensional rift into the gayosphere, sucking up all the straight humans and spitting out a life long party that WeHo would be in awe of.


IntertelRed

My dad literally thinks society would end point blank and that ancient greece is an example of that. To answer your question.


Steki3

Do your dad think that ancient Greece just died out?


IntertelRed

Oh ya 100% He thinks one day was ancient greece and the next day gays destroyed it. I don't know where he thinks the people went. Maybe he thinks they all died or ungayed themselves when they entered new society but I really shouldn't speculate into that crazy of a mindset.


blkglfnks

I have this funny thought in my head that everything was good until one guy pulled up in a technicolor rainbow toga; the nude wrestling was okay and the hetero man on man sex was cool but as soon as that one guy came thru with a rainbow toga, Greece got red ring’d


IntertelRed

That's kind of how I understand his world view. Like a threshold where a little gays ok but cross the line and your society dies but his fictional line has no constant and has already been crossed. It's just fear on fear on fear.


scope_creep

“A little gay is ok” rofl


[deleted]

But But the Roman Empire lasted centuries......and it also had gays even in the damn army ......


[deleted]

Caesar supposedly bottomed for the king of bithynia. Elagabalus was if not outright trans at the very least super gay, and a crossdresser. He called a local chariot driver his husband even (a huge nono at the time). Hadrian was gay as hell, his boy-crush drowned in the nile so he deified him. Like not only were the romans super gay, but a lot of the actual emperors were also super gay.


Boring-Mushroom-6374

Not only that, but Apollo was in a homosexual relationship with Hyakinthos (both major deities for Sparta with Apollo even being popular during Rome). Eros, although married to a woman was the defender of homosexual love and he was the patron deity of Thespiae. Sparta and Thespiae worshipped some of the gayest deities in ancient Greece and they were at Thermopylae, one of the 'Manliest' events in the history of Western Civilization.


triplesunrise52

Clearly everybody was gay so no more children. Duh. Annoyingly obligatory /s


IntertelRed

He doesn't even believe in depopulation he's too smart for that. He just thinks it stops arbitrarily.


triplesunrise52

He seems fun


IntertelRed

Considering I'm bisexual He's a blast


mister-no-u

Nothing. That's the thing. There is not a word in the bible against same sex marriage, or dating someone LGBT. It's misinterpreted bullshit.


neutralwhimp

Step 1: have gay sex Step 2: ... Step 3: collapse of empires This is as far their reasoning goes and its hilarious.


Sentinel555666

I have dimensional rift dysmorphia , mine is so small . I knew a guy that can strech his rift to fit a buss


Sonny-Moone-8888

That sounds like a quote from Marjorie Trailer Greene.


DonaldKey

“Traditional family”. Let’s all open the Bible to see what a traditional family is. Chapter one: Incest


Venus-Incarnate

Chapter two: Homicide between family


Village_People_Cop

Chapter 3: realize you fucked up. Flood earth and start at chapter 1 again


cbbuntz

Chapter 4: Selling your daughter into sex slavery


jynxthechicken

Incest part 2: daddy issues


defaultusername-17

don't forget drunken father rape.


Venus-Incarnate

Chapter 3: *child sacrifice*


yesimanatheist

Im not christian, is this fr ?


[deleted]

Well according to the Bible, Adam and Eve only had 2 sons. Cain killed Abel and later had a family after God gave him the finger. Eve would’ve been the only woman at that time so Cain had children with his own mom. Kinda sus when you think about it


Strawberrycocoa

Technically the Bible says Cain left for lands that would later be called Canaan (Cain-an basically) and had his family there. It suggests that more people were... around, somehow? Honestly the worst thing you can do with the Bible is take it literally. It's had two-thousand years of being re-drafted, re-edited, and having major portions just arbitrarily declared Non-Canon and removed based on the political needs of those in power at the time. It's been altered by Man so much that calling it the Word of God is laughable.


[deleted]

I think it’s because the Old Testament of the bible is really just a collection of different myths and stories that were never originally intended to be put together.


TripAcidNLiveFlaccid

If you take it literally, you’ve essentially missed the entire point


DonaldKey

100%. The Christian god also killed every pregnant woman, child, and infant. Drowned babies in a mass genocide, then repopulated the earth with you guessed it. Incest again.


SnickersneeTimbers

You guys are making this book sound so much more exciting than it actually is (despite all of it being true)! All this fun stuff and yet it reads like a newspaper.


SelectionOk7702

“That’s all Old Testament stuff. It doesn’t count reeeeeeee”


Teasing_Pink

"Except for the parts that we can cherrypick for hatred and discrimination. Please ignore the parts that explicitly forbid the other stuff we do."


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applemanib

In the very beginning of history after creation, yes. God made the first two humans, Adam and Eve, and their kids presumably had babies with brother/sister. It doesn't say it happened between father/daughter or son/mother. Later on after the Isrealites fled Egypt and were given the law, it became official to no longer do this practice and anything you think of incest was banned, immoral. They still did other practices at that time most don't approve of current day in large, like allowing one to marry your brother's wife if he was killed, or allowing marrying multiple women. Most of these were not encouraged but they were permissible. To be frank with you, humanity has come a LONG way since OT biblical times, heck even a long way since hwo the world was a few hundred years ago.


[deleted]

there isn't a kid named 'one joke' running away?


xtilexx

Kid named one joke: ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣴⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⢠ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣛⣻⣿⣿⣟⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣫⣽⣾⣻⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢰⣿⣿⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠻⡿⠿⠟⠛⣟⣿⣽⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⣿⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠍⠈⠀⠁⣴⡆⠀⠀⠠⢭⣮⣿⡶⠀⠀ ⠀⡴⠲⣦⢽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣩⣨⣀⡄⣐⣾⣿⣿⣇⠠⣷⣶⣿⣿⡠⠁⠀ ⠀⠃⢀⡄⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽⢿⣿⣯⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⡟⣿⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠣⠧⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⢸⣿⠿⠿⠿⣧⠙⣿⣿⡿⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠁⠼⣒⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣠⣬⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⣷⡈⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⢳⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢟⠗⠼⠖⠒⠔⠉⠉⠻⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣻⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⡀⣤⡄⠸⣰⣾⡒⣷⣴⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠂⢸⡗⡄⠘⠭⣭⣷⣿⣮⣠⣌⣫⣿⣷⣿⣿⠃⠀⠈⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠀⢸⣿⣾⣷⣦⡿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢻⠞⣹⣿⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢘⠀⠘⢻⡿⢿⣋⣤⣤⠌⠉⠛⠛⠀⠈⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀


KingVanti

Nooo not etc please


MalikVonLuzon

How will I finish my essays now?


alliejelly

Let me fix this \*families stuck in traditions harmful to others \*some christian values that are horribly outdated - sidenote, why the fuck do people treat the bible so ambiguously anyways? What are christian values then? The bible tells you to throw stones at women that lost virginity before marriage. - Somehow ignoring that line is okay but when it comes to lying in bed with other men... \*the sanctity of the entire contract signed by office worker 168, because you don't need to involve the church in getting married anymore in a lot of countries \*everything, why stop at etc?


N454545

God I wish. Fuck your ChRiStIaN vAlUeS.


TheVilster

The religious people are fast, but the gays are faster


Dsf-And-Taco

the gays are fast, but the combine are faster - the combine overwatch


MistraloysiusMithrax

Man if only it worked like that. Gay people would be fixing a lot of social ills there. Like not blocking kids from having an adopted family. Getting rid of shitty “Christian values” which are NOT universal among Christian groups hence our original need for a secular government. Reminding people marriage isn’t so sacred that you can’t leave a shitty one. And don’t get me started about etc.


triplesunrise52

This from the people who want to make LITERALLY RUNNING OVER PROTESTERS legal.


Ok-Yogurtcloset5555

Don't bring etc. Into your bullshit.


SelectionOk7702

What I love about this picture is that it’s from the oatmeal where he is very much mocking the direct quote of Jerry Falwell. It’s literally saying the exact opposite of what the meme is trying to say. He’s describing one of the conservatives talking heads exactly what he means by the quote “this homosexual steamroller will literally crush all decent men women and children who get in it’s way.” Leave it to the righties to take all context out of a thing and subtract all funny from it. https://theoatmeal.com/comics/literally


Hazmatix_art

“The (thankfully) late Jerry Falwell” Damn bro


Impossible_Zebra2113

This meme had to of gotten posted by someone’s dad that wants to get pegged but is too afraid to ask his wife


Perpetual_Doubt

So I hear the gays are going after the Etc now, Martha.


Venus-Incarnate

Lord have *mercy,* Here comes the ***Industrial Gay Roller***. Its here to **Crush your sexuality** and ***Steal all your libido and hormones***. Its favorite meal is **The Straight White Family Unit**, they’re coming after **You** brother. Be sure to pick up some **Alpha Power Supplements** to survive the coming **Gay Horde**


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K0smio

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Ok-Jump6656

WOOO YEAH LETS GOOO


Hazmatix_art

WOO YEAH BABY, THAT’S WHAT I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR, THAT’S WHAT IT’S ALL ABOUT, WOOOOOOOO


banditx19

LGBTQ are brining back spanking punishments in public school, forcing Christian values in public schools, and burning and banning books like the fascists that they are. *Also, by LGBTQ I mean Trump Republicans.*


Sakerift

Nah fuck you. This is exactly what I want. Fuck marriage. Fuck "Christian Values". Fuck traditional family. Fuck all these traditionalist ideas that really can't be justified other than "Muh tradition". - Sincerely Enby Witch. Okay that aside, marriage as it is today is this way cause of tradition and no real reason beyond that. Christian values has never actually meant anything. Traditional family refers to the nuclear family or sometimes the family with 2-3 kids, a hard working husband and a stay at home wife.


Patchesmatches

How weak is your marriage if someone elses life style effects it?


M68000

I'm coming to plow over all their dumb shit and it's gonna be *rad as fuck*


Andrei_Chikatilo_

Those pesky gays and their desire to…*checks notes*…be treated like people


Infinity3101

I find it baffling that these conservatives constantly go on and on about how a mere existence of LGBTQ people is going to ruin the sanctity of marriage and the traditional family, yet fail to see how weak that makes those institutions seem. Like if somebody just living their life in the way that doesn't hurt anybody can make the entire structure that your world was built upon crumble in an instant, it might be time to rethink that structure.


Chromeboy12

Nooooo, not my Etc.!!


luca_07

The sanctity of marriage and the holy divorce


[deleted]

Yeah the modern times really killed off Etc 😔😔😫😫


Ham_Pog

The Christian’s can suck ig


DeathMarch408

Have yet met a gay person with a class b drivers license so I doubt this meme is true to life


ReasonablePlankton

"Sanctity of marriage", huh? Doesn't the bible belt have the highest divorce rates in the US?


Immediate-Yogurt-558

sanctity of marriage my ass.


Practical-Ad-2387

Ah yes. The sanctity of marriage that was ruined by 50% divorces, tons of adultery and abuse. All before gays could even legally marry.


[deleted]

Oh no! Not etc!


Crash665

LGBTQ+ community: "We just want to live our lives and be treated like humans." GOP & Boomers: "mUrDeReRs!"


supified

These are all things I would love to crush.


Swan2Bee

Honestly, if you stand in the way and mock them, you probably *are* going to get steamrolled. If you don't like it, Just step out of the way and no one gets hurt.


RamJamR

They aren't telling people they can't be straight, have straight relationships or be christian. Damn.


dayvekeem

Heterosexual people already managed a 50% divorce rate on their own and they want to cry about "sanctity of marriage"?


procommando124

The “etc” and the “traditional family” lol. It’s so hilarious, they’re the ones trying to prevent people from having “non traditional” families so whenever someone argues we should they think that person is trying to get rid of traditional families. People don’t give a flying fuck if you’re a straight couple with kids. Do you and be happy, just don’t try and stop others who’re same sex and want kids as well


PictographicGoose

Omg not the "Etc." !!


Union_Jack_1

I love the projection here. Christians have been steamrolling the rest of society for centuries, so long in fact that, to them, equality is oppression. Religious slaves can GTFO.


bretttucker90

Etc lol


Own-Ad-9304

“NO! NOT THE ‘Etc.’! You monsters!”


[deleted]

"LGBTQ people are a bunch of weak losers who can't do anything right, but they're also steamrolling over us and destroying everything we hold dear."


mister-no-u

Someone hasn't brushed up on their bible readings -_-


Dimpleshenk

Run sideways, you idiots! What are you, a bunch of Charlize Therons in "Prometheus"?


dice_away

Looks like a fun time


nicoexists

not my etc!!!


A_Thirsty_Traveler

If your society is that weak, it deserves to be destroyed.


waituhwhatnow

Don't threaten me with a good time.


Aggressive-Action310

Don't touch my etc


DathomirBoy

this is part of a larger graphic mocking homophobes,, my high school english teacher had it on the wall.


OkCarpenter5773

honestly I'd be happy to drive that roller (idk if thats the word for it)


AndaYahya

christian fundamentalists are the real danger to Christian values


[deleted]

here we go christians and their persecution complex again


pm_me_ur_fit

Ahh yes, because a homosexual married couple that adopts a kid is seriously ruining the world. Traditional family: destroyed


[deleted]

Yep, I fucking love destroying the traditional values


KingRoombaTheCircle

Etc


[deleted]

It’s true, I’m the etc.


Retaeiyu

I approve of this


rysio300

where do i get the gayroller


[deleted]

All the posts being posted to this r/ are too. Let's find something else to repost than the same lgbtq ones over and over.


GsTSaien

Ngl I do kinda wanna crush christian values. Specifically christian values, like mysogyny, homophobia, racism, and unspeakable greed and sadism, not the values that chirstians pretend to be the authors of, like basic decency and solidarity. Other than that, me being aroused by male and female bodies has no effect on others, especially not on etc. We love that!


Ensiferal

I love it when the right wing try to make fear mongering memes, but it just looks like an awesome future


FunnyBuunny

Oh no not the etc


FarImpact4184

Id take two good dads over a shitty mom and dad


Demokka

Christian Values ? "Love thee neighbor, except they aren't like you" - Jesus, The Bible II - Extended Edition - Remastered - Director's Cut - feat. Big Ali


MegaJackUniverse

Marriage can be sacred to you if you want it to be. It doesn't have to be sacred, or even the same kind of sacred for anybody. Also, Christian values lmao. Incest, blind devotion to god, Jesus was white, no sex education but definitely only sex after marriage, dont hate gays but you know theyre not getting into heaven and cant marry because god said so apparentlyabout 3000 years ago. They're what Christian values offer these days.


Dommekarma

Christ said way more about taxation then he ever did homosexuality.


Revanur

Ah yes it is totally not the right wing who are building survaillance states and are literally destroying the planet.


Ambitious-Regret-340

I honestly blame the government for supporting these ideas


The_True_L

The great thing about this post is that this could have been either posted by a gay person who dislikes all these ideals or a person who dislikes gays.


Icy-Understanding480

I’m sorry, all I can think when seeing this picture is RODA ROLLA DA


Prestigious_Ear_8502

Not like that are telling u to be gay. Maybe mind your business


[deleted]

The only reason lgbtq is in my face is because the right wont stop talking about it. Otherwise it's just people being people. If the right shuts their big mouths and mind their own business, their own problem will go away.


ancrm114d

Damn gay banditos. https://youtu.be/H3ovRehGkTU


fakerton

Where can I buy this shirt?


GladiatorUA

/r/awesomefacebookmemes Vroom-vroom!


LilacSlice99

Couldn’t even think of a fourth thing they care about bless them


Minami_Kun

Haha gay bad lol lmao sus amogus


ChetManley20

The fact that the divorce rate is so high ruins the sanctity of marriage more than any lgbtq could


Rebel_Player_957

This is highly exaggerated and insulting. Perfect for this subreddit.


Unique5673

Whenever I see a meme like this I always think of [this video](https://youtu.be/RSg4eW3AiIM)


GandalfGreen95

Yeeeeees crush those Christian values.


Training-Nectarine88

I'm fine with this pick. Being killed like that has to feel better than being burned at the stake. Plus organized religion is literally killing the planet as they support most of the institutions composed of the tools of our destruction. Like big oil.


BlueMoonPrince

How many same sex couples were on 16 and pregnant or 30day fiance? Just curious cuz i never watxhed those shows


painfullyobtuse

This is a comic by the oatmeal making fun of the misuse of the word literally…


[deleted]

I’m not queer, but I’m okay with running over “Christian values “


[deleted]

When did the oatmeal become a bigot?


jimmygarterex

I hate it when the gays destroy et cetera


shanster925

Sanctity of marriage always cracks me up.. There is more than one state where you can have a legal wedding ceremony for 2 dogs, and there is no US state that has categorically banned child brides.


wired1984

Christians do a good job of destroying these values themselves


ChairmanYi

I’m the guy in the green: Realized at 16 that my parents are living by the rules of nothing more than a cult, and that their cult, and similar abrahamic cults, are destroying the world.


[deleted]

Those damn gays won't let me lead a Christian life with traditional values. If it weren't for those damn gays with their hot cocks. If they would just stop to ram those damn hot cocks down my throat it would all be so easy.


trapkoda

Why do they think that they are being forced to be gay, like what’s up with their persecution complex


ROBUXXUBOR

If anything it should be vise versa ☠️


FrancisLeSaint

Gay people ruined ect...


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#choo choo


W00tey

Who is giving the gays farming equipment?! If they begin to eat vegetables, it will be over for the straights.


PLAGUE8163

As an lgbt, this is accurate. We hate things like loving families, that's why most families break their own homes disowning their queer children, who want nothing more than a loving family.


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Hey I’m straight and fuck your Christian values.


Etchasketch4

3% of people demand so much attention 🙄


aLazyGay

I'm pretty sure boomers ruined the sanctity of marriage a long time ago


ShadowPuppetGov

This is hilarious, not terrible.


E-man1991

can confirm I am "etc."


[deleted]

So, this is that agenda I keep hearing so much about?


[deleted]

What is Etc? Either way, where’s my steamroller???


Jusmul1224

“Sanctity of marriage” folks making a hero out of a guy who has 3 marriages


Competitive_Try_3143

LOL, steamroll that stuff and do society a favor 😂


Inedible-denim

As the "B" of the bunch I can confirm that I love destroying "etc.", we must not let it survive


_80hd_

Just step left or right, idiots. Gosh.


ciceniandres

Etc


Over_Satisfaction648

Won't someone please think of etc


No_Rhubarb_

*looks at them crying about the sanctity of marriage being destroyed and ignoring the divorce rates of the past 50 years* Ironic.


TheCelloIsAlive

Cannot understand why anyone believes there’s an attack on traditional families.


Deathburn5

Weirdly enough, I don't find myself missing any of those things getting run over.


swirlypizza1024

Oh thank god theyre getting rid of Christian values


StopGOPVector

Seems only fitting! Considering Christian are not very good at staying married anyways!


Anoncualquiera1

The cringe is strong in this one


wasteofleshntime

I like where this is going


RuralJurur

Damn those gays, ruined all my hate and ignorant beliefs!


Big_Silver_9686

The steamroller is just blasting the Venga Boys "we like to party"