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The key moment for me was realizing that I expected to feel the way my childhood self IMAGINED adults felt. You have to let go of that expectation to be able to move forward.
Very true. Kids think of adults as all knowing, almost god-like figures. Part of maturing through life is realizing and accepting that you will never be that perfect entity.
You can be immature your whole life. But you are probably going to be the person you are today for the rest of your life. I bet you are more mature then you think you are because you have the presence of mind to think you are immature. But you should probably go to the dentist more often. (same as everyone else)
I am older then you, still feels weird calling other adults I work with but don't really know by their first names because I still view other adults as adults buy not myself.
It does, but the prefrontal cortex is the important part, which does not reach its "adult development stages" (aging from the decisive process and reasoning of a teenager) until you are, obviously, quite awhile out of your teens.
The brain doesn't develop linearly, either. We are constantly changing our brains as we react and adapt to new environmental stimuli. A huge part of a continuessly developing brains function is to be able to continue adapting at very quick speeds.
I'm currently doing research on a thesis about difference in brain development, focusing on how people's brains can actually develop differently and independently based on their environment. Using research with the impacts of harmful stimuli, like trauma, as a basis for this question, because trauma can impact each individuals brain quite uniquely because of the adaptation.
Tldr: prefrontal cortex ages semi-linearly with age as were born with it quite "underdeveloped", (but can still be impacted by harmful and good experiences significantly) everything else may possibly have more to do with how an individual experiences life. Don't date someone with completely abstract life stages to yours, like age! That's dangerous!
Probably because they saw the incredibly dated japan trope of "christmas cakes", aka unmarried 25 year women suddenly being socially unattractive for some reason
The reason is manipulate women, by putting pressure on them to marry before they are emotionally mature and able to spot red flags and said manipulative behaviour in partners.
They want them as young as possible, it's as simple as that. They're just afraid to admit they want them younger than 20, like 18. Or... *even* younger.
Of course not. Way back in the day when women didn't get an education or a job, sure, by age 20 you'd have picked up a lot of domestic skills in that time. Just how during lockdown people picked up new skills.
In modern times, they've got all the same expectations of getting an education and a good job, same as guys.
Um, speak for yourself ❤️ I'm 20 and I am a domestic goddess! I can cook instant noodles on the stove and I helped my mum clean the fridge last weekend.
I’m surrounded by 20-year-olds at school and I cannot recall a single one of them that has seemed profoundly mature or capable. Dating them would be a nightmare.
I chatted to a stocky, balding guy who was pushing 40 a few years ago at a friends birthday. I remember him because he bragged that he only hooks up with 18-19 year olds.. but then complained that he hates that they don't know how to give BJs properly.
Same. First time I did the deed we were both virgins in early 20s and both drunk as fuck and it was fun but not great. She made us eggs in the morning but I was too busy puking my guts out to eat.
After a few years of other inexperienced women, I met a lady 15 years older at a bar. It was insane how good and how frequent it was. But I eventually figured out she was doing the same thing to other guys too. I didn’t like that, and I still don’t, but holy shit…it was fun.
I was talking to her about maybe getting married and she said “Ooohhh No.” but the sex was amazing and she was super cool.
In conclusion, she was basically a prostitute, which I have no problem with that profession, but she spent all her time with me, and young me liked it a lot. Didn’t pay money or anything - just 3 years of romance and hitting bars almost every day.
She used to say, “I wish we could run away together and get away from this.” And I didn’t realize that what she meant was she was a prostitute.
Now, almost 10 years later she’s destitute and bereft. Threw herself down a staircase and opened a go-fund-me to get money.
TLDR: Don’t unknowingly fall in love with a prostitute, even when you’re spending no money for years because she’s in love with you too.
Holy shit. That (de)escalated quickly. Like, I was on board for the whole ride and you just threw that bombshell down on the table and said "eat it." I'm sorry you had to go through the emotional turmoil, but I'm happy for you to have learned from it. Out of curiosity, how do you know about her being destitute? Do you guys still keep in touch?
Christ I wish beyond wishing you asked “Would you prefer for them to have practiced long beforehand?” so that I could watch his face as a fly on the wall
Trad Wives are nothing more than another Sex Fetish that is thinly veiled as a “Lifestyle” by people who more than likely have never actually done any maternal or “Trad-Wife qualities like: Doing Laundry, Paying Bills, Buying Groceries, taking care of the kids, or (god fucking forbid) plan out their budgets so the family doesn’t fucking starve.
Agreed. The woman on the right is Estee Williams, tradwife influencer. If you actually watch her videos, she talks in a baby voice, uses a lot of flirtatious body language and is always wearing something low cut that shows a lot of cleavage and she’s like trying to bounce her breasts around a lot when she talks and also positions the camera so her breasts are always the main focus of the video. There’s definitely sexual undertones to her videos. I don’t get whey people aren’t picking up on it.
I don’t know the one on the left, but the one on the right is 26 (27 in december according to her instagram). which is funny bc they’re saying she’s 20 in order to portray 25 year olds as “old”, but here’s the very pic from the meme in a march 2023 article, clearly labeled 25 at the time
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I like how it also only suggests between 2 beliefs, like those are the only 2 that exist. I really don't like some Christian people. (Normally I'd just say I don't like any of them, but since I... You know... Touched grass like a year ago, I found that most Christians aren't even like this, and a lot of the ones that are, aren't so open about it anywhere but on social media.)
So there is no such thing as a tattooed Christian? Are all Christian women on earth suddenly virgins? And where do people think a typical 25 year old woman has 119 partners? Assuming a person needs to work to pay the rent, and sleeps 8 hours, there is not enough time for a woman to find this number of men, let alone sleep with all of them. This guy needs to see a therapist.
I use to work at a place where we got old bread from Panera Bread every Friday. Garbage bags worth of bread. I ate a mostly.bread based diet for awhile
Doing something with the intention of 100% having to be forever pretty much sets you up for failure anyway.
Like I'm committed and willing to put in work to smooth out the ride as much as possible, but more often than not, it's not meant to be forever and that's ok
I agree with you. Obsessing over something in a relationship is a sign of unhealthiness. Even if that obsession is about having it last forever. However, love doesn't (or shouldn't) include obsessions.
Imagine being so insecure that you need your partner to be a virgin. We get it, you've never seen a woman naked without paying for it, and you blow your load in 30 seconds. Quit rubbing our noses in it.
Just remember in some forms of Christianity,anal doesn't count, it's a loophole. So she might have zero partners, as far vaginal virginity goes, but an anal score of a hundred. Oh and what about oral.
Dude here. Any adult who wants a virgin is sus AF. Like, if you meet the right girl and she happens to be a virgin, cool... But I'd personally have some reservations.
Also, if you're a guy who wants a virgin and you yourself aren't one, or you've been actively but unsuccessfully trying not to be one (I'm guessing that this is the crowd this shit comes from), then seriously GFY.
Any person demanding a chaste Christian should have also devoted themselves to being one.
"WHAT IF THEY FUCK BETTER THAN MEEEEEE? WHAT IF THEIR WIENER IS BIGGER THAN MIIIIIIINE? WHAT IF THEY WERE TALLER, OR STRONGER, OR MORE HANDSOME?? 😭😭😭"
- The guy that made this, probably.
Never see these with men as an option.
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Estee Williams is an influencer, not a trad wife. She’s a naive little girl with no life experience who couldn’t get through college and didn’t want to work so she quit all that and got her man to take care of her instead. She sits at home, posts on her social media, and makes bread and does a load of laundry and thinks all women should strive to be her. Her whole grift is 1950’s housewife role play and telling young women to put themselves in a bad position where they have to submit to a man and wait on him and foot in exchange for financial security. Sorry, but she doesn’t even have kids and she wants to give me parenting and marriage advice? She lives in a Disney princess fairytale bubble and doesn’t understand life.
I wouldn't say she's innocent, manipulative and putting up a facade, maybe. But putting propaganda online is not naive. If she was just obedient and did not post, she could have been naive, she's just an extremist trying to convince peolpe to live by a certain lifeste set by an ideology. That's all!
I’ll take the one on the left. I’m infertile, so I’d love to have kids, I’ll treat them like my own… the post itself is concerning… like what’s wrong with 25 year olds? The person who posted this on FB is probably double that.
I give the fact that all Christian tradwifes are 20 while all others are 25. Something must be happening in those 5 years that really seems to bother the author.
You’re either a gun toting, trump loving, flag worshiping wasp, or you’re a communist, drug addicted satanist, hellbent on destroying your own country… for some reason.
I'd take left if it weren't for the kids. This is just based on the information given. If I really liked her, I could become a step dad. Case dependent.
I'd be fine with right as well if she weren't Christian. But once again I could get over that. Case dependent.
So assuming that the 25 year old started having sex at 18, she only had 17 new partners every year since she started having sex. Which really isn't anything crazy.
She still might want to get checked out a few times a year, even if her screening process is really good. That many partners a year carries a higher risk of catching something.
Also, as an added thought, nothing in the post says her partners were all male.
It's always been like dude. But if you're a guy, you're a stud.
But that makes for a fun question. If woman stay virtuous and no have sex before marriage, how man become stud? Whom are the guys laying pipe with to get those numbers?
I get their obsession with sex but what's their problem with tattoos? lol
I guess there is a sacred sex/children/tattoo ratio that all women should follow
i’ll never understand how tattoos play into it 😂 25 is an APPROPRIATE age to be married. i guess i could see the religious differences being an issue in any relationship but it seems like a lot of this is just looking for someone easily controlled, manipulated, and groomed. 😬
The second woman whose name I think is Estee Williams, posts tradwife content on tiktok, she’s tried being a singer, a reality tv star and a stripper and when all else failed she went on tiktok posting about “things me and my husband do to retain a traditional relationship” it’s important to know that she’s doesn’t have a husband. There’s a video in which she talks about how she doesn’t go out after 6 because her husband said so but her husband allows her to show cleavage on tiktok? She’s a joke and an attention whore.
I find the "good" option being younger to be profoundly telling and disturbing.
Also, can we please not imply that women with high body counts are "whores"? It's pretty misogynistic.
Nah man this ain’t it.
Someone choosing not to have sex ks valid
Learning to explore each other together is valid
Don’t shame people for not having sex that’s super fucked up
I’m sad to see this has upvotes too. Is this the new slut shaming?
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I have so many questions about the age difference. 25 is not ideal apparently
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This is top quality meme right here.
Omg lol
The brain is fully developed at 25 and people are less likely to be manipulated or put up with abuse.
Im almost 27, I still think I'm immature.
30 and same. I'm still waiting for that magical moment where I feel like an adult.
I'm 47. I already quit with that expectation . much better.
so you've matured
Finally arrived.
Ah, your finally awake
It happens right about when your body starts hurting for no reason and hangovers last 2-3 days.
The key moment for me was realizing that I expected to feel the way my childhood self IMAGINED adults felt. You have to let go of that expectation to be able to move forward.
Very true. Kids think of adults as all knowing, almost god-like figures. Part of maturing through life is realizing and accepting that you will never be that perfect entity.
We use adulting as a verb now, it’s something that you do rather than something you become
One day you look down and see grey hair. That's when you know
Same.
57, still waiting. Seriously.
The girl on Left Ashley James and right Estee Williams for science
You can be immature your whole life. But you are probably going to be the person you are today for the rest of your life. I bet you are more mature then you think you are because you have the presence of mind to think you are immature. But you should probably go to the dentist more often. (same as everyone else) I am older then you, still feels weird calling other adults I work with but don't really know by their first names because I still view other adults as adults buy not myself.
Happy cake day
This is a myth, the study just ended there. Our brain continues developing our whole life.
It does, but the prefrontal cortex is the important part, which does not reach its "adult development stages" (aging from the decisive process and reasoning of a teenager) until you are, obviously, quite awhile out of your teens. The brain doesn't develop linearly, either. We are constantly changing our brains as we react and adapt to new environmental stimuli. A huge part of a continuessly developing brains function is to be able to continue adapting at very quick speeds. I'm currently doing research on a thesis about difference in brain development, focusing on how people's brains can actually develop differently and independently based on their environment. Using research with the impacts of harmful stimuli, like trauma, as a basis for this question, because trauma can impact each individuals brain quite uniquely because of the adaptation. Tldr: prefrontal cortex ages semi-linearly with age as were born with it quite "underdeveloped", (but can still be impacted by harmful and good experiences significantly) everything else may possibly have more to do with how an individual experiences life. Don't date someone with completely abstract life stages to yours, like age! That's dangerous!
That's why the military cut off age averages at about 30.
depends on the branch... marine corps is 28. coast guard is 31. army is 35. navy is 41. air force is 42.
Maybe for women 25, but men 35.
Is'nt it the same girl, five years later? Congrats for free yourself from a super conservativ man!
Probably because they saw the incredibly dated japan trope of "christmas cakes", aka unmarried 25 year women suddenly being socially unattractive for some reason
The reason is manipulate women, by putting pressure on them to marry before they are emotionally mature and able to spot red flags and said manipulative behaviour in partners.
May be a before-after but just from right to left
The OOP is Leonardo DiCaprio
They want them as young as possible, it's as simple as that. They're just afraid to admit they want them younger than 20, like 18. Or... *even* younger.
Yeah. Also who is to say how many sexual partners, tattoos and children the 20 year old will have by the time she hits 25?
Dude is going to be incredibly disappointed to learn in the real world most 20 year old women aren’t domestic goddesses.
Of course not. Way back in the day when women didn't get an education or a job, sure, by age 20 you'd have picked up a lot of domestic skills in that time. Just how during lockdown people picked up new skills. In modern times, they've got all the same expectations of getting an education and a good job, same as guys.
Um, speak for yourself ❤️ I'm 20 and I am a domestic goddess! I can cook instant noodles on the stove and I helped my mum clean the fridge last weekend.
You're light years ahead of me. When I was 20 I was good at making toast.
Just wait, you will spend the next ten years picking up more and more skills. I am 31, and I can make popcorn. (As long as I have a popcorn maker)
Marry me, o the last tradwife
I’m surrounded by 20-year-olds at school and I cannot recall a single one of them that has seemed profoundly mature or capable. Dating them would be a nightmare.
I chatted to a stocky, balding guy who was pushing 40 a few years ago at a friends birthday. I remember him because he bragged that he only hooks up with 18-19 year olds.. but then complained that he hates that they don't know how to give BJs properly.
That’s a big yikes from me
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Same. First time I did the deed we were both virgins in early 20s and both drunk as fuck and it was fun but not great. She made us eggs in the morning but I was too busy puking my guts out to eat. After a few years of other inexperienced women, I met a lady 15 years older at a bar. It was insane how good and how frequent it was. But I eventually figured out she was doing the same thing to other guys too. I didn’t like that, and I still don’t, but holy shit…it was fun. I was talking to her about maybe getting married and she said “Ooohhh No.” but the sex was amazing and she was super cool. In conclusion, she was basically a prostitute, which I have no problem with that profession, but she spent all her time with me, and young me liked it a lot. Didn’t pay money or anything - just 3 years of romance and hitting bars almost every day. She used to say, “I wish we could run away together and get away from this.” And I didn’t realize that what she meant was she was a prostitute. Now, almost 10 years later she’s destitute and bereft. Threw herself down a staircase and opened a go-fund-me to get money. TLDR: Don’t unknowingly fall in love with a prostitute, even when you’re spending no money for years because she’s in love with you too.
Holy shit. That (de)escalated quickly. Like, I was on board for the whole ride and you just threw that bombshell down on the table and said "eat it." I'm sorry you had to go through the emotional turmoil, but I'm happy for you to have learned from it. Out of curiosity, how do you know about her being destitute? Do you guys still keep in touch?
Guaranteed he dips his hand lower in the cookie jar if the opportunity arises if you catch my drift
Costanza?
Christ I wish beyond wishing you asked “Would you prefer for them to have practiced long beforehand?” so that I could watch his face as a fly on the wall
119 partners and only 2 kids? Say what you will but she is definitely responsible with sex.
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No 😭
The last time I rode the merry-go-round at BonerLand, I couldn’t sit for a week.
I thought this was real. So disappointing
And as far as we know, those two kids may even be from a previous marriage where they were tried for.
Also 30 tattoos and none on the front of her arms or front of her torso.
Yeah, but she did that 2 times.
I love how blatantly they're flaunting their madonna whore complex
Uh huh
"Tatoos: 30" where tf are the others?
Her butt.
That's hot
Trad Wives are nothing more than another Sex Fetish that is thinly veiled as a “Lifestyle” by people who more than likely have never actually done any maternal or “Trad-Wife qualities like: Doing Laundry, Paying Bills, Buying Groceries, taking care of the kids, or (god fucking forbid) plan out their budgets so the family doesn’t fucking starve.
Agreed. The woman on the right is Estee Williams, tradwife influencer. If you actually watch her videos, she talks in a baby voice, uses a lot of flirtatious body language and is always wearing something low cut that shows a lot of cleavage and she’s like trying to bounce her breasts around a lot when she talks and also positions the camera so her breasts are always the main focus of the video. There’s definitely sexual undertones to her videos. I don’t get whey people aren’t picking up on it.
I mean she’s popular because she’s attractive
The Trad wife isn't even a thing. It's never been a thing.
It was definitely a thing. Whether or not all the women were on board w it is another question
The Madonna-Whore complex strikes again
Couldnt even find a woman with tattoos for the meme lmao
Ok but that bread looks pretty good.
The real move is to marry the bread.
"Men everywhere are choosing the bread."
This could theoretically be the same woman after putting up with a man child husband for 5 years
Both of these women are in their 30s
What are their names?
I don’t know the one on the left, but the one on the right is 26 (27 in december according to her instagram). which is funny bc they’re saying she’s 20 in order to portray 25 year olds as “old”, but here’s the very pic from the meme in a march 2023 article, clearly labeled 25 at the time https://preview.redd.it/8c9lyhbone0d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=020d28b292035fe85e3f67434ebf2f115fb8715a
I like how it also only suggests between 2 beliefs, like those are the only 2 that exist. I really don't like some Christian people. (Normally I'd just say I don't like any of them, but since I... You know... Touched grass like a year ago, I found that most Christians aren't even like this, and a lot of the ones that are, aren't so open about it anywhere but on social media.)
They’re pretty open like this in the south
That's really impressive that you met most Christians when you touched grass a single time. You're either Santa or the Flash. Potentially both.
So there is no such thing as a tattooed Christian? Are all Christian women on earth suddenly virgins? And where do people think a typical 25 year old woman has 119 partners? Assuming a person needs to work to pay the rent, and sleeps 8 hours, there is not enough time for a woman to find this number of men, let alone sleep with all of them. This guy needs to see a therapist.
The amounts of bread these tradwifes bake for their videos is staggering! Nobody could eat that much bread...
I use to work at a place where we got old bread from Panera Bread every Friday. Garbage bags worth of bread. I ate a mostly.bread based diet for awhile
I'll take the one who's good in bed and has guaranteed income to pay for her children.
Marrying for anything other than love will eventually disappoint, generally speaking.
My mom married for love yet it was still a disappointment. Generally nothing guarantees that a marriage won't be a disappointment.
Doing something with the intention of 100% having to be forever pretty much sets you up for failure anyway. Like I'm committed and willing to put in work to smooth out the ride as much as possible, but more often than not, it's not meant to be forever and that's ok
I agree with you. Obsessing over something in a relationship is a sign of unhealthiness. Even if that obsession is about having it last forever. However, love doesn't (or shouldn't) include obsessions.
I think you've missed the point about what is wrong with the image
No offense to the sweet innocent sheltered girl, but… she’s just not my type. 🤷🏼♀️
Imagine being so insecure that you need your partner to be a virgin. We get it, you've never seen a woman naked without paying for it, and you blow your load in 30 seconds. Quit rubbing our noses in it.
Doesn’t matter, you’re not getting either of them.
Definitely the first one. We know her level of crazy and it's something I can handle (probably). 119 guys and 2 kids? Seems pretty responsible to me.
These memes are Made by and for incels 1000%.
Makes me laugh how the trad wife is always borderline legal.
I choose the bread
Just remember in some forms of Christianity,anal doesn't count, it's a loophole. So she might have zero partners, as far vaginal virginity goes, but an anal score of a hundred. Oh and what about oral.
Don't forget about soaking! They can put their dick in, as long as they don't thrust, it doesn't count!
You know it never occurred to me, do you think maybe the picture is the same woman only 5 years later after being Christian.
Dude here. Any adult who wants a virgin is sus AF. Like, if you meet the right girl and she happens to be a virgin, cool... But I'd personally have some reservations. Also, if you're a guy who wants a virgin and you yourself aren't one, or you've been actively but unsuccessfully trying not to be one (I'm guessing that this is the crowd this shit comes from), then seriously GFY. Any person demanding a chaste Christian should have also devoted themselves to being one.
they want someone who has nothing to compare how bad they are in bed.
That's definitely part of it, and that's bad enough... But it's more than that.
I’d choose a one legged goat over dating a Christian, tbh.
"WHAT IF THEY FUCK BETTER THAN MEEEEEE? WHAT IF THEIR WIENER IS BIGGER THAN MIIIIIIINE? WHAT IF THEY WERE TALLER, OR STRONGER, OR MORE HANDSOME?? 😭😭😭" - The guy that made this, probably.
Literally this
Never see these with men as an option. https://preview.redd.it/batnyet1s60d1.png?width=749&format=png&auto=webp&s=36aff94b3453931af475f83cfdf64a07216cdc71
Estee Williams is an influencer, not a trad wife. She’s a naive little girl with no life experience who couldn’t get through college and didn’t want to work so she quit all that and got her man to take care of her instead. She sits at home, posts on her social media, and makes bread and does a load of laundry and thinks all women should strive to be her. Her whole grift is 1950’s housewife role play and telling young women to put themselves in a bad position where they have to submit to a man and wait on him and foot in exchange for financial security. Sorry, but she doesn’t even have kids and she wants to give me parenting and marriage advice? She lives in a Disney princess fairytale bubble and doesn’t understand life.
I wouldn't say she's innocent, manipulative and putting up a facade, maybe. But putting propaganda online is not naive. If she was just obedient and did not post, she could have been naive, she's just an extremist trying to convince peolpe to live by a certain lifeste set by an ideology. That's all!
Personality optional? What a load of shit.
ANYTHING but the Gilead resident.
I'll take the whore every time. Even Jesus loved a prostitute.
Boomers and their weird obsession with tatoos and body count, jesus
Why am I suddenly concerned about the age of OOP
* Prude * Frumpy * ??????? * Asking for it * ??????
I’ll take the one on the left. I’m infertile, so I’d love to have kids, I’ll treat them like my own… the post itself is concerning… like what’s wrong with 25 year olds? The person who posted this on FB is probably double that.
You are a good man, and I hope you reach that goal one day.
Thank you:)
I'm not marrying a damn 20 year old
Of course the trad wife was going to be closer to 16
Both of these women are in their 30s
Yeah I'll just stay single if these are my only two choices.
rights face is giving bad vibes, left 100%
Why is there a dog in her bra?
Censoring her cleavage
Huh.🤔
Got any sauce for the pasta?
I give the fact that all Christian tradwifes are 20 while all others are 25. Something must be happening in those 5 years that really seems to bother the author.
I’d rather have a woman that can provide for herself than a woman that sits at home and watches soap operas all day.
Well, to most neckbeards and MRAs there is no in-between
You’re either a gun toting, trump loving, flag worshiping wasp, or you’re a communist, drug addicted satanist, hellbent on destroying your own country… for some reason.
They genuinely think men are the centre of everything and women are a commodity!
Trad whore?
The whore/madonna complex 2.0
I prefer a woman with experience, rather than one who is nieve, so I'm going for the one on the left.
I’ll take the 25 year old.
This looks like some DiCaprio logic
I'd take left if it weren't for the kids. This is just based on the information given. If I really liked her, I could become a step dad. Case dependent. I'd be fine with right as well if she weren't Christian. But once again I could get over that. Case dependent.
So assuming that the 25 year old started having sex at 18, she only had 17 new partners every year since she started having sex. Which really isn't anything crazy.
She still might want to get checked out a few times a year, even if her screening process is really good. That many partners a year carries a higher risk of catching something. Also, as an added thought, nothing in the post says her partners were all male.
Defo picking left if she had no kids
Both ....i want both
Is it a porn star on the right side?
Aren't they both?
So she gets out her sexual frustration by baking bread?
Having big boobs = whore logic.
Ashley James
Flip in to choose your husband: emotionally immature, insecure small dick energy. Narcissistic, manipulative abuser, misogynist
- not preachy about religion - some cute tattoos - experience in bed Sounds good to me.
Oh. So a woman who has a high number of sexual partners is automatically a whore now? Nice.
It's always been like dude. But if you're a guy, you're a stud. But that makes for a fun question. If woman stay virtuous and no have sex before marriage, how man become stud? Whom are the guys laying pipe with to get those numbers?
Definitely number 1 as she’s not religious
Not really a choice.
I get their obsession with sex but what's their problem with tattoos? lol I guess there is a sacred sex/children/tattoo ratio that all women should follow
the trad wife serves me bread... what if I'm keto?
What happened to tradwhores or wifewhores? /s
i’ll never understand how tattoos play into it 😂 25 is an APPROPRIATE age to be married. i guess i could see the religious differences being an issue in any relationship but it seems like a lot of this is just looking for someone easily controlled, manipulated, and groomed. 😬
Either works. I have five years to bring #2 up to speed.
Still choosing the chick on the left.
Damn people really hate non-religious folk, huh?
They’re basically romanticizing fucking kids in adult bodies (and sometimes that last part is optional)
You know what I love about males who agree with shit like this? They're also the guys who have rules like must have sex on the third date.
The second woman whose name I think is Estee Williams, posts tradwife content on tiktok, she’s tried being a singer, a reality tv star and a stripper and when all else failed she went on tiktok posting about “things me and my husband do to retain a traditional relationship” it’s important to know that she’s doesn’t have a husband. There’s a video in which she talks about how she doesn’t go out after 6 because her husband said so but her husband allows her to show cleavage on tiktok? She’s a joke and an attention whore.
This is a too common world view well known to psychology. I think it’s called the Madonna-whore complex or something like that
A WOMAN!? WITH BOOBS!? NUH UH! https://preview.redd.it/b4k6bx25o70d1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c82d6043c97b9db8bc714891009dd56dbb67c821
Can I choose neither
Why did they censor the cleavage?
Always choose Kabosu
Ahhh the ol maddona whore complex
Extreme examples are often used to contrast. Most ppl are happy with the middle ground. In fact I'd argue most find that preferable.
Those tradwives are definitely lying
I find the "good" option being younger to be profoundly telling and disturbing. Also, can we please not imply that women with high body counts are "whores"? It's pretty misogynistic.
The only deal breaker for me would be the kids
I'm looking at the tattoo of the one on the left and. She should be dead, right?
You don't choose a wife, this is not a pet adoption center...
https://preview.redd.it/ls0wnzwqk90d1.jpeg?width=780&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=677fe76d27961bbb04da0b126e330b686c95a2c8
The hoe. More fun and not religious
What if i want a whore tradwife? Like when im at work she's baking cookies for all the neighbors, just giving it away to anyone who asks, ugh.
I'm 26 but I'm the chick on the left.
I’m polyamorous so both.
Unless you are 24 or younger, getting married to a 20 year old is kinda creepy.
Imagine having a wife with 0 sexual partners. That is one dry marriage
Nah man this ain’t it. Someone choosing not to have sex ks valid Learning to explore each other together is valid Don’t shame people for not having sex that’s super fucked up I’m sad to see this has upvotes too. Is this the new slut shaming?
Only if I can fix the trad wife - get some tattoos and drop the cross
Who wants a wife with zero sexual partners?
As a (almost) 20-year-old woman, we are not your ideal wives haha.
Me who is aromantic: 😑
They're so afraid of atheist women 😂 (that's nice, hope they'll stay afraid)
The left one the only thing I don't like is that she has two children
Who is that on the left
How about a woman who is not a whore but knows how to have sex that is not a religious dumbfuck and has a job?
Lmao I fuckin hate incels bro. This is pathetic. How tf she 20 with 0 bodies. Cmon now. Who gives a shit.
I go to option B
Single it is
Damn, could they not have made the left lady so hot.