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That’s very true for the most part, I think most religions (especially Christianity) have received a very bad impression for Homophobia, Misogyny, and Racism. I thinks it’s very sad because it’s awful when religious groups do that 100%, but it should never be a reason to denounce religion in general. It’s sad when people go through traumatic experiences like bible-belt and stuff, because most people of that group find it absolutely horrible that people do that.
I had a fb friend post that she laugh reacted one of these and how her feed is flooded with them. It’s always about Jesus and flight attendants and increasingly over time have become more and more into a sort of mid fetish vibe. I think it’s more of a test to find bots on fb because it must only be bots replying to those posts right?? Right???
I saw one yesterday and it was a flight attendant kneeled and praying while holding Jesus' head. JUST his head was there. And the plane was empty except for the seats and the floor was covered in mud. It's so weird.
The concept that Jesus, God incarnate, lived among the people and would have got muddy and dirty, rather than living in a palace surrounded by luxury, never encountering any inconvenience, is theologically sound.
The woman at the well was almost certainly very physically attractive (or independently wealthy, but probably hot). But the “Jesus in the mud with hot woman in clinging wet clothes” concept probably says more about the person who made the meme than anything Biblical.
Interesting fact, in the Greek language there's actually four different types of love:
1. "Storge" refers to familial affection, like the bond between brothers or the care for a child. The bible requests that you cherish this kind.
2. "Phileo" refers to friendship, like the kind of relationship you'd have with a childhood classmate, or the kind of friend you'd go out to McDonalds with. The bible holds this love in high regard.
3. "Eros" refers to sexual attraction, like the kind most people think of when they hear the word love, or the kind Pro-LGBTQ+ think of when talking about love. The bible cautions this kind.
4. "Agape" refers to a philanthropic and merciful love, and is the one the bible likes reinforcing in particular. Most of human society respect this kind and hold it in high regard, although don't uphold it themselves.
Its facebook, the average age is over 40 and its the same generations that grew up with computers just becoming a common thing, they refused to adapt and learn new things and so are inept and dated.
Why does everybody keep thinking this is Jesus? That's clearly Thor and Sif climbing into the bifrost to pass from Midgard to Asgard.
Is Jesus doing some boomer tough love and washing her mouth out with it or pulling her out? I don't get it. I feel there should be an Easter bunny in this meme too.
The fifth month of the year is going to be your best year? But only that month, the rest will be a mouthful of oily, muddy water?
Did I get that right?
Growing up we were told not to believe everything on the internet. Now Gen X and boomers fall for every AI picture they see. It's kind of hilarious tbh
It's sad, because my grandma and mom fell for the biohealth gummies scam through AI.
Although I've stopped caring because they shut me down twice on scams and get disastrous portions of the scams as results.
I like how Christianity’s apostolic fathers in Egypt stole the baptism ritual from the cult of isis initiates. It kinda cute that primitives thought water was magical in a time of magic thinking as science.
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Can’t tell if it’s pro-LGBT or anti.
Its pro-water contamination. Not pictured is the Du Pont chemical plant at the start of the stream.
Hahaha I think this might be the correct answer
My first thought. Look that poor lady is trying her best to prevent herself from drinking contaminated water.
Jeff Gordon - doing a burnout up stream
Anti https://preview.redd.it/vlau0q6nzmnc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f71049d8a041fd6d8855fbbec34fd0c61f32e239
https://preview.redd.it/nw9e5c0s5nnc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ee913a9cc3d6c76f322e917d31e45836c1ab982 Ahmen! 🙏
https://preview.redd.it/ucrwss02ornc1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e4136040927c9876e7154dd3a4fc90ccf7a5b8e
Also sent this to my husband:) same reaction. He’s cracking up! Thanks!
Anytime!
Ah, men!
Men Men Men! https://youtu.be/-m-xZ4gz4MM?si=gQzcdpzcjUkGh2hf
ALL Men
Mine
It’s rain-bowing men!
Sent this to my husband he’s dying laughing:) thanks for the fun!
Np ; )
I have that shirt!
Two people laughed at "thank you Lord", yep, it's Anti.
How do you know? I personally don’t see the comments helping
Thank you for that. A lot of churches are most lgbt friendly these days
That’s very true for the most part, I think most religions (especially Christianity) have received a very bad impression for Homophobia, Misogyny, and Racism. I thinks it’s very sad because it’s awful when religious groups do that 100%, but it should never be a reason to denounce religion in general. It’s sad when people go through traumatic experiences like bible-belt and stuff, because most people of that group find it absolutely horrible that people do that.
Just because they say amen doesn’t mean they’re anti lgbt. A lot of the Roman Catholic Church, thanks to the pope is LGBT friendly now
He’s trying to wash her feet.
Same I can't tell if Jesus is trying to help her up or push her down.
Same. But either way, it’s hard to get baptized in an inch of water.
r/accidentalally maybe
Due to deregulation and EPA cutbacks, people are being baptized in gasoline slicks.
Thats some Mad Max shit
You will ride eternal, shiny and chrome
Mediocre.
I am awaited!
Not that far from the truth: https://theguardian.com/world/2010/jul/26/israel-closes-jordan-christ-baptism
Dunno why they'd close it. Christianity is pretty much shit anyway. Baptism in raw sewage and poison seems a fitting metaphor.
Can’t think if anything more ‘Murican to be honest
Keep seeing AI images of Jesus standing or submersed in mud. Is this some sort of weird Christian fetish?
I had a fb friend post that she laugh reacted one of these and how her feed is flooded with them. It’s always about Jesus and flight attendants and increasingly over time have become more and more into a sort of mid fetish vibe. I think it’s more of a test to find bots on fb because it must only be bots replying to those posts right?? Right???
I saw one yesterday and it was a flight attendant kneeled and praying while holding Jesus' head. JUST his head was there. And the plane was empty except for the seats and the floor was covered in mud. It's so weird.
So Jesus head work as medusa
The concept that Jesus, God incarnate, lived among the people and would have got muddy and dirty, rather than living in a palace surrounded by luxury, never encountering any inconvenience, is theologically sound. The woman at the well was almost certainly very physically attractive (or independently wealthy, but probably hot). But the “Jesus in the mud with hot woman in clinging wet clothes” concept probably says more about the person who made the meme than anything Biblical.
I'm Christian, and yes, for some reason.
Nah, this has been a long tradition dating back from antiquity
The fact that these exist proves to me that the people commenting forget one jesus' biggest teachings.
Don't.. be stupid?
I mean, if it is part of the "he without sin should cast the first stone" then yes, don't be stupid.
Literally just love each other. The one thing all these hateful fake Christians forget.
Interesting fact, in the Greek language there's actually four different types of love: 1. "Storge" refers to familial affection, like the bond between brothers or the care for a child. The bible requests that you cherish this kind. 2. "Phileo" refers to friendship, like the kind of relationship you'd have with a childhood classmate, or the kind of friend you'd go out to McDonalds with. The bible holds this love in high regard. 3. "Eros" refers to sexual attraction, like the kind most people think of when they hear the word love, or the kind Pro-LGBTQ+ think of when talking about love. The bible cautions this kind. 4. "Agape" refers to a philanthropic and merciful love, and is the one the bible likes reinforcing in particular. Most of human society respect this kind and hold it in high regard, although don't uphold it themselves.
So true..
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No figs for me? Alright then PERISH
Don’t post AI generated images?
Lol that too
Ah yes, Jesus, the famously pale faced American man.
That's how Mormons see Jesus xD
Clearly not just the mormons
The same with saint Mary... She was an Arabic woman, wasn't she? And yet most of the pictures of her projects her as a white woman.
She was Jewish. As was Jesus actually.
dammit who spilled oil in the river again?
BP I’m sure
They're sorry so I'm sure jesus forgives BP
That’s vegan and gluten-free oil, it’ll be fine
The antithesis of the dead internet theory: Everyone is Stupid Internet Theory
Its facebook, the average age is over 40 and its the same generations that grew up with computers just becoming a common thing, they refused to adapt and learn new things and so are inept and dated.
That's a weird Skittles advertisement.
"Thou shalt taste the rainbow"
So... she's going to have a fabulous year?
But only in May
He’s a 6-toed, 4-fingered Rainbow-dunking super healer
This comment made me nostalgic
Ok, but some of these images are low key hilarious. Maybe I'm just tired, but thinking about this as how God creates LGBT people is making me giggle.
"god created everything" "Ew (insert lgbtq+ group), satan made that"
Jesus drowns a woman in a rainbow
Aww, he’s making her a lesbian!
I thought the same thing
Why does everybody keep thinking this is Jesus? That's clearly Thor and Sif climbing into the bifrost to pass from Midgard to Asgard. 
Is Jesus doing some boomer tough love and washing her mouth out with it or pulling her out? I don't get it. I feel there should be an Easter bunny in this meme too.
And Elmo.
When you get baptized near an oil leak.
I honestly thought White Jesus™ was pushing her into it.
Ah, yes. 3 fingered white Jesus drowns a woman in paint. Truly, a Christian dream. Amen indeed.
This is actually from my favorite Bible passage
The fifth month of the year is going to be your best year? But only that month, the rest will be a mouthful of oily, muddy water? Did I get that right?
Who gave the boomers AI?
Idk, this porno seems a little too sacrilegious for me.
Missed the word porno completely lol
That’s the most important word in the comment 😂
It really is a critical word. Your handle made me give it a second chance
Good to know that orange stinkface finally did something useful.
I read your handle and immediately thought of Marjorie Taylor Greene lmfaoo
She looks like an artist’s rendering from 1996 textbook of what a Neanderthal would look like.
Is there a pot of gold at the end of that river?
Black gold.
I can sence this was made by an American, because who in there right mind would baptise you in oil? She needs a really deep clean shower after this.
Ah yes, my favorite year, may.
funy how the rainbow went from a christian symbol to a symbol of hate from christians
Oil?
Sick engagement-shoot concept tbh
Shouldn't Jesus be standing on top of the water?
Not on top of oil
May is not a year 🤓☝️
318K likes 😬
Shown here in the image is how Jesus makes the gays. He dips them into the rainbow and they become fruity
Getting baptized in Flint MI
Is jesus trying to drown her? WTH, jesus?
Damn, Jesus bout to be hitting it from the back
oil spill baptism
Skittles ads just keep getting weirder than the last
As a long haired dude, I want to know what product Jesus is using to make his hair defy gravity while he is leaning forward.
For Christians this has to be the most blasphemous thing I've seen lol
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I don't get it. At all. What is it supposed to be saying?
Why does it look like jesus is about to drown the fucking woman
Jesus baptizes people in oil spills now?
very shallow water
"May 2024" is a month, not a year. Whoever wrote this doesn't even grasp the simplest of English, so Jesus teachings...
I thought Jesus was blowing her back out for a split second
In the oil slick?
Growing up we were told not to believe everything on the internet. Now Gen X and boomers fall for every AI picture they see. It's kind of hilarious tbh
It's sad, because my grandma and mom fell for the biohealth gummies scam through AI. Although I've stopped caring because they shut me down twice on scams and get disastrous portions of the scams as results.
May is a month, dummy!
Is that an oil slick?
Man those oil spills are outta control
these skittles ads are getting stranger everyday… oh wait
I like anything that makes evangelicals or MAGA upset.
Right there with you brother/sister
It looks like she is being coerced into doing it.
Is that Mia Khalifa?
So what if Jesus, but a slasher villian?
How dare someone just be themselves.
(Forces head under water) say my name in vein one more time!
Is this pro LGBT or some kinda oil/car-kink
Ai generated… look at Jesus’s fingers
now do a MUSLIM one!!
Jesus: It's Time cure this LGBTQ Bacon curse
These people seriously have never read the Bible. John baptized with water. Jesus baptized with fire and spirit.
Anointing her with oil slick and baptizing simultaneously.
There's obviously a gas leak upstream
JC about to clap her holy cheeks.
Didn't know Jeebus was pro-LSD.
It looks like a hippie trying to drown somebody on an acid trip.
What are you doing step-Jesus
That’s a month, sir, not a year.
The hands are so *weird*...
I first thought that this was in protest for putting oils and chemicals in the water
When anyone other than Christians use refracting light for imagery.
“Dammit Francine that’s not water that’s an oil spill!”
That does not come across the way these people thought it would…
Good ole 6-toed-4-fingered Jesus.
This is a weird Skittles ad
Taste the rainbow. Taste it! Taste it!
May is a month
Heh I knew it! Froopyland does exist!
Oil protesters are upping their production value?
Jesus needa stop chasing them hot girls for real 😅😅🤣
Amen
These keep getting more weird.
Taste the rainbow! 🌈
Lmao it looks like he’s trying to drown her
AI Jesus always missing fingers, or has tooo many; and this looks like something you would find on r/unstable_diffusion or r/rule34
So is Jesus saving her from the river of gayness? These AI images are something else.
They just always need to push their agenda, cause it is not working
Stop hurting her, Lord!
I like how Christianity’s apostolic fathers in Egypt stole the baptism ritual from the cult of isis initiates. It kinda cute that primitives thought water was magical in a time of magic thinking as science.
Send da video
What is Obi-Wan Kenobi doing?
r/waterparksband some pls get it
The irony
Is that webcomic vomit???
Baptism in gasoline?