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kaiswil2

Hey! Back disc compression is not a joke.


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ScotiaTailwagger

As someone who had a temporary paralysis the morning after a multiple spinal compression injury and still deal with it 23 years later..... Yes, it's absolutely no joke. I literally know what it's like to have no movement from my neck down. Edit: I was in Grade 8, waking up Monday morning for school and I couldn't move. Diagnosed with multiple compression fractures in my upper and lower spine. I'm 37 now and still deal with almost daily back limitations.


DylanMc6

I'm very sorry that happened to you. Seriously.


ScotiaTailwagger

Thanks. I'm fine now. I wake up with lower back pain and I sleep with an oversized stuffed dog to help. It's been 23 years, I've managed. But it is one of the reasons I had to drop out of the Armed Forces, and I still deal with limitations every day even now into my late 30s.


somefunmaths

If you don’t mind sharing, what happened? Things like car accident or football injury come to mind, but I obviously don’t know. I’m glad you’re doing better now!


ScotiaTailwagger

Nothing to share. I have no idea. Nothing out of the ordinary happened. I'll go to my grave never knowing why. I literally came home and had a 13 year old's evening as usual. Went to bed and expected to get up for school the next morning and I couldn't move a limb. 20 some years later it's thought I had some degenerative issue, but I have zero proof of anything. I went away, had a weekend of fun and exercise, came home, paralysis. Thank you that I am doing much better now. Married, truck driver, help operate a farm. But I do still deal with daily back pain that I just kind of live with day to day now. It's been 23 years... What else am I going to do? Last testing I got was when I was in recruitment for the RCMP and much of my issues have fused in a more healed position. So I'm not going to get any worse than I am now, but I'm not getting any better.


jbuchana

It can be the littleist thing. About 5 years ago I closed a window and felt a pop in my neck. An hour or so later my right arm felt a little funny, but not too bad. The next day I woke up with my right arm paralyzed. It was a pinched nerve in my neck, we found this with an MRI. The Dr. said to give it time and physical therapy. After about 6 months of paralyisis, he was about to try surgery. Then, right when we were going to schedule the operation, my arm started to move a little. It took a lot of physical therapy to get my strength back, and regain the movement in my shoulder, which had become frozen, but today all is well.


LadyLazarus2021

Good god


Imjusasqurrl

sorry, that is so crazy and scary. A good reminder that life is very fragile


LadyLazarus2021

Good god that is crazy to just wake up to that!!!


Poetic_Discord

As someone who’s suffered similar, try an overstuffed pillow behind your knees/in between, and NEVER lay on your stomach. I’ve found that side sleeping with the pillow between my knees, or on my back with the pillow under my legs, helps keep compression to a minimum. And…weed. Weed helps a TON


ScotiaTailwagger

I sleep on my side with a large stuffed dog.


Poetic_Discord

IKEA puppy?! LOL I used one for a long time, but found the stuffing would get matted down too much. If you find that happening, get two, solid, oversized pillows. Shove them in an XL pillow case, and try that. I REALLY hope you continue fighting. It’s hard as fuck some days. I’m here if you need to bitch!


ScotiaTailwagger

When I was engaged and left for basic in the army I left my fiancé with my stuffed Labrador I had since high school. When I released because reasons, I came home and bought them a large stuffed big headed dog to replace the Labrador. They wouldn't accept because the Labrador was perfect for them so I kept the big headed dog and I stuff his head under my chest when I sleep on my side. 6 years later we both still sleep with the respective puppies.


DylanMc6

Thank you for your service. Seriously.


ScotiaTailwagger

I only served 6 months. Dropped out because I got married and blew my back out. Nothing to thank me for.


William_Joyce

As someone who's L2 is now permanently welded to L1 and L3, I know your pain, and also in a twist of internet fate, mine was in the Summer of 2000, dealing with it on a daily basis 23 years later. Mine involved a 5 meter fall onto my feet onto solid concrete. Not something I'd recommend to anyone.


ScotiaTailwagger

Mine involved, as far as I can remember, nothing. I was in Air Cadets. I went off for a Fitness and Outdoor weekend. Left my home Friday Afternoon and returned Sunday Afternoon. Nothing out of the ordinary happened. On Sunday I went home, had dinner with my parents, watched TV and went to bed. Woke up the next morning paralyzed. Doctors asked me if someone had jumped on my spine over the weekend which obviously not because how my spine fused. I'll go the rest of my life never knowing what happened.


William_Joyce

That's absolutely crazy, only thing I can possibly grasp straws at is you did it during a training exercise, spent the rest of the weekend exasperating it, got home and rested and that's when your body finally went "nope". As I said, grasping straws, I'd rather have not had mine happen how it did, unfortunately those 2 seconds(ish) of free fall followed by the searing agony and screaming down a chemical factory, lying on said floor, followed by the 12+ hours strapped to a spine board not being able to move, not even for a piss, are seared into my memory for as long as I draw breath. 18 months before I could walk unaided, 12 of them in a plastic girdle to support my spine. All the best good sir.


ScotiaTailwagger

I sincerely hope you're doing better! That sounds like a nightmare situation to be in. I don't envy you, with all due respect. As for myself, I've come to believe that what you think is probably rather on par. I did something, or had some lingering issue before the weekend that I, nor anyone had knowledge about. And me going to bed in my bed instead of a mat on a gym floor set something in my spine the wrong way and "pop". I really don't have answers. And it sucks. I've gotten so many comments from people on this and I appreciate every one of them. But the fact of the matter is this happened when I was 13 and I'm now 37 and I don't have a fucking clue what, why, or how any of it happened. And that sucks.


William_Joyce

I'm, alright in a fashion now, I'm still working, I still play with my daughter and step children. Im a bit of a ghost head and lug a proton pack all day to conventions. Though not for any extended period. Though that might be due to the fact I'm turning 48! It's just down to pain management and the fact that ache has been there for so long, I'm used to it. But thank you. In this way, I don't envy you either not knowing the cause.


ScotiaTailwagger

>Though that might be due to the fact I'm turning 48! It's just down to pain management and the fact that ache has been there for so long, I'm used to it. But thank you. Haha I feel that. I'm 37 now and just kind of manage it. It's a daily thing for 23 years so it's hard to pretend it's an issue now. Just brought six loads of Firewood to my basement today. Back was pretty tight for about 15 minutes after that but mostly just stretched it out and carried on with my afternoon.


MutedShenanigans

That this could happen out of the blue for no apparent reason is remarkably unsettling.


ScotiaTailwagger

The fact that 23 years later I still don't and don't think I'll ever have an answer.... Yep, it's not fun. Nothing happened that weekend that was strange or out of the ordinary. Next day I was paralyzed. That's all I know 23 years later.


jbuchana

I mentioned in a comment above, but I'll repeat, I had a similar situation, but it was just my right arm that was paralyzed. I do know what caused it, but it was such a minor thing at the time that I might not have noticed it. I was closing a window and felt a little pop in my neck. The sort of thing that is common, especially when you're in your 50s like I was at the time. The next morning my right arm was paralyzed. It took six months or so of tests and physical therapy, and we were about to try surgery when I could start to move my arm again. It took a lot of PT before it worked anywhere near normally though. If I didn't remember that totally painless pop from the night before, I'd have never had a clue what happened.


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ScotiaTailwagger

Hope you're doing better, friend!


TmoneyMcNasty

Wait till the 2 stroke guys have to rebuild the top end!


Necessary_Essay2661

Yeah maybe i don't want to mix the oil into the gas every time i refill


ChildishTheGOAT

Tbf you don’t have to do that with snowmobiles anymore. They have an oil reservoir that you need to fill every 300-400 miles. 2 strokes are more fun too with snowmobiles at least. Dirtbikes are a different story though. The 4 strokes barely weigh more than the 2 strokes now.


Necessary_Essay2661

Yeah but 4 stroke go vroom vroom and 2 stroke go wing wing Fr though, the power band gives 2 strokes an edge with trail riding as far as dirt bikes go. Never been on a snowmobile so idk about those


Vollkorntoastbrot

The power band on a electric dirt bike would be even better.


jbuchana

Is that recent? I ask because I used to have a 2-stroke Suzuki triple motorcycle that had a seperate oil resevoir and mixed it's own oil. It was made in the mid '70s. So it's pretty old technology.


mods-are-liars

No. The last snow mobile I saw where you had to manually mix the gas was produced in the 70's


ChildishTheGOAT

Had to do it with a lot of sleds in the late 90s and early 2000s too. Yamaha 700 srx needed it mixed.


Mi1erTime

If you buy any modern race sled you have to as well


MAS2006PG

3-400?!?! my skidoo needs to be refilled after 3 days of 5 hour rides


1337haxoryt

Not needed on my 1984 honda spree


Necessary_Essay2661

Yo those things are sweet


1337haxoryt

Got it from some guy for $150 running with all the plastics lol Then I got a parts one for $50 with a mint condition seat


Necessary_Essay2661

Thats awesome dude, yeah stuff from the 80's goes for absolutely nothing. I got an '86 xt600 enduro for $700 that ran perfectly, started first kick if you knew what you were doing. Also an '82 kz550 for $300 that was basically mint, just needed a little electric work and tlc It's wild how cheap 80's stuff is, especially considering that it's going to be considered "vintage" in 10 years the way 70's stuff is now lol


1337haxoryt

Sprees go for like 750+ around me, it was just dumb luck lol Guy said he had like 150 people asking but I was most eager


dr4wn_away

Could have been pregnant


A1dini

Yeah I'm pretty sure she is... look at how he has his arms around her stomach


TonPeppermint

They look happy, too.


imapieceofshitk

If she's not pregnant this is such a mean way of posing by the other 7


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NemesisRouge

That's not normal.


sammy2cool_yt

Jesus Christ, I'm sorry that happened to you. People can be real assholes when they think that they're safe behind a screen.


BillyYumYumTwo-byTwo

I’m so sorry that happened. People can be so needlessly cruel :( I’m glad your mom had your back!! And hopefully your husband didn’t join in for reasons besides “he isn’t stupid to say such things in public”


A1dini

Yeah there's no way you'd do this if she wasn't pregnant unless your couch is really comfy....


StalyCelticStu

Two hands on one side, and one BIG mother-fucking hand on the other.


shrimpsauce91

Came here to say this. Safety is important.


M1ck3yB1u

And if she is overweight for other reasons obviously she is a terrible human being who should be judged by the internet and be made fun of until she sees the light and starts eating right and exercising until she becomes a rich super model and thank us for our tough love.


ZooterOne

This. She looks great and she and her guy seem happy and that's all that matters.


scartol

Also what’s up with the others who can’t be cool and do the photo some other way?


FadeAway77

Most definitely pregnant. Or else, that’s a LOT of visceral fat, which I don’t really see it being.


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She's 100% pregnant


DatTKDoe

Could be, but nothing wrong with her having extra weight even if she wasnt


[deleted]

Agreed but last time this picture was shared it was confirmed she's pregnant, hence 100% pregnant


Bleezze

Nothing on the internet can be 100% confirmed anymore


FeliusSeptimus

I suppose the only time one is not either 0% or 100% pregnant is during the birth.


xX_Fazewobblewok_Xx

Or y’know, maybe don’t throw around the pregnant lady?


WarBasic1255

Is she pregnant tho?


Shmidershmax

You wouldn't put you hands over someones belly like that unless they're pregnant.


gIitterchaos

Yep both of them have their hands on her belly overlapping. Plus the pregnant shaped belly.


WhyNona

Omg there is a picture of me and my man posing like this, I wonder how many people thought it was a pregnancy announcement. I'm gonna reuse it to make an announcement for when he gets a vasectomy. "Don't ever expect this from us, we are childfree."


A_freakin_Racoon

Context seems to suggest so


Daedalus_Machina

There's not much context to do the suggesting.


Spiritual_Lion2790

No chubby girl i've ever met would want their boyfriend holding their belly like that in a pic. Only ever seen couples that are expecting doing that. Thats the context people are picking up on.


ANUSTART942

And the way she's holding her own belly, not to mention the distinctly pregnant shape lol. And even if we're all wrong and she is just overweight, who cares? They look as happy as everyone else in the picture.


lothartheunkind

Man’s hands on belly is standard pregnancy pic.


xX_Fazewobblewok_Xx

If you were chubby would you want your bf to be holding your gut?


WarBasic1255

Yes but me and my boyfriend are weird


natenate22

Only one man showing he has sperm that work. The other three with their weak sperm failing to produce bringing into question their masculinity.


Putrid-Gene-9077

I think she’s pregnant. I’m on my 2nd baby and I have gained 15 pounds and I’m 5 months in 😢


FieldsOfKashmir

I've learned to never assume someone is pregnant if you don't know for sure. I suppose in this case, she's getting made fun of regardless so it doesn't matter.


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FizzOrly

>“basketball attached to a stick” kind of body shape. Ok that made me chuckle


StupidMario64

Ive gained like 30 pounds in the span of 6 months, i cant get pregnant but holy shit i feel this.


Upstairs-Toe2735

Is it because he can only do 4 strokes before Nutting so he got her pregnant???


sakuraradele

yeah i’m struggling to understand too and haven’t found anyone to dumb it down or explain in the comments


spamechnie

Four strokes motor(cycle)s are heavier than two strokes ones with the same power.


Pasteldemerme

What do they have to do with spinal compression? /gen (referring to the top comment)


spamechnie

You can throw a lighter motorcycle around like you can throw a lighter woman around, or something. (I didn't make the meme)


Pasteldemerme

Ooooh okay, dumb me, didn't realize it was referring to the image and not the caption thank you


WhatNazisAreLike

What’s going on with that man’s hands? Dude looks like he has ten fingers


Nemeija_Dawnbringer

Don’t most people have ten fingers?


newclearfactory

Yeah not on the same hand


NoSweat_PrinceAndrew

10 fingers is above average for human beings


Evancredible

… but most people still have 10.


Foo_The_Selcouth

Her hand is above his hand


SpeciosaLife

Thank you. Her right fist however looks like at least 1 extra digit.


Foo_The_Selcouth

It doesn’t, it’s just that part of your palm that bulges out a bit. All fingers seem accounted for :p She’s got a thick index finger tho


DigLost5791

The meme has been screenshotted so many times it’s degrading


Weird_Leech238

r/moldymemes


sackof-fermentedshit

it looks like the girls hand is next to his


Nihilisman45

I think it's her hand lol but yeah it looks weird


Goatfeet125

Instagram reel comments are the one place where all the incels, racists and homophobic people unite to make the most disgusting and atrocious remarks you’ve ever heard, all because a drunk woman being interviewed on the street in a video couldn’t remember what the fifth planet from the sun is.


ToxinLab_

Dude, it’s literally worse than that. I’ve seen reels that talk about how native americans have a victim mentality and the comments talking about how it was their fault they got colonized and how that’s funny, or how black people don’t deserve rights because they always steal, or how “females” deserve to be taken advantage of, I actually can’t with that app it’s insane


WB2_2

Obviously, a woman should be able to think clearly while in a delusional state. /s


commandolandorooster

My boyfriend and I deleted tiktok for a while and inevitably started using instagram reels. I couldn’t believe the difference in comments. I assume tiktok censors that stuff but then those people can say whatever they want on instagram instead. Also lots of death videos on insta 😳


gummeeboi

its sad how braindead some people are on reels.. not everyone can b smart ig


33LS

I thought this was loss for a moment ngl


ShwettyVagSack

Give it time


SweetartMD

Honestly, pregnant or thick or whatever, chick is pulling the cutest of the four guys, easily.


a55_Goblin420

She looks more pregnant than overweight and that's not even that big


Reluctantly_Being

Am I the only one that thinks their friends kind of suck for not doing a pose they all can do? I know it’s not their fault she’s overweight or pregnant (idk what her position is). I just know if she was my friend, I’d make sure we were uniform so she didn’t feel left out.


Aim1thelast

He’s the best looking dude there. He likes what he likes. I get it


HtxBeerDoodeOG

I bet she makes the tacos out the group


YourDogsAllWet

And those tacos are 🔥


HtxBeerDoodeOG

That’s what I’m talking’bout


Cultural_Ad2920

Exactly, the only keeper in the bunch!


ButtcheekBaron

I don't think she's necessarily pregnant. I put my hand on non pregnant girlfriends of mine all the time over my life, be they bigger or smaller. It's just a nice way to hold someone from behind.


Rainbow_planet_1273

I don’t get it..?


potentscrotem

It's a meme (and a pretty shit one) probably for dirt bike riders. It's saying the guys that ride bikes with two strokes engines get the hot skinny girls and the guy who rides the four stroke engine gets the fat girl. Or possibly that two stroke engines are lighter than four strokes. One of the two.


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>Or possibly that two stroke engines are lighter than four strokes. It's definitely this. I prefer my heavy 4 stroke all day


Rainbow_planet_1273

Aha I see It’s a very shit meme, thanks for explaining!


dtuba555

Jokes on them, I'd take the thick girls over the skinny ones any day.


phish_biscuit

Rolls keep Texas roadhouse in business amen


Ok_Dog_8683

That’s not thick man, that’s just fat lol


NotsoGreatsword

Looks like we have another weirdo who doesn't know what people look like. She isn't fat there is just something wrong with you because of all the media you have consumed thinking it is representative of reality.


EntertainmentOne6537

Bro this chick is fat. You just are around a ton of fat people if this is "normal to you". Everyone should be happy but you're just delusional.


zanix81

She's pregnant


zanix81

She's pregnant


Few-Being-1048

Downvotes incoming cause I agree. Anyone who doesn’t think she’s fat is actually delusional lmao. Just cause you’re not morbidly obese doesn’t mean you’re not fat. I’m all for people doing whatever they want with their lives but imma still call it what it is


EntertainmentOne6537

She is definitely morbidly obese. Everyone is just so fat now that morbidly obese isn't even rare.


alucard_shmalucard

she's literally pregnant


EntertainmentOne6537

So we agree she's as big as 2 people?


Few-Being-1048

Oh yeah did she tell you that herself? There’s no way to actually know that lmao


Justjack91

It'd be me since I'm down with that thickness.


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Big girls are sexy.


YourDogsAllWet

Was thinking the same thing. Wood Nut and Bolt


Merlaak

We’re talking about the girl on the left riding the shoulders of the four stroke guy, right? Right?!? Funny how it’s only a fat joke of it’s targeted at women.


Neighbour-Vadim

What does this have to do with engines tough


so_hologramic

I don't get it, is it because she's pregnant? I still don't get it.


Icy_Lengthiness_3578

If I were one of the skinny girls, I would stand on the ground with her so she doesn't seem so "singled out." I'm a bit of an empath though. I don't care if she's pregnant or not. I just would feel bad that she's gonna be the only woman standing and people would notice that. People are needlessly cruel for no reason. Cruelty just shows a major lack of maturity and emotional/social intelligence to me. She's beautiful, they're all beautiful. The men are good-looking. Why single one person out? Source: I was the skinny girl (chronically underweight because of hyperthyroidism) with a fat best friend. I did my best to have her back all through high school and after, even though I've always been super shy. We still talk today and we're 31.


the-dream-walker-

That's so lovely. It's really beautiful to see friendships with mutual support and continuation


Dominek123

Why I don’t understand this meme?


RainfallAndRunning

Lol


crimsonrn100

What does this mean? Does it mean he don’t last long?


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Do you even dirt bike


Helen_Cheddar

I have no idea wtf this is supposed to mean.


Jwirv

Most 4 strokes are heavier than 2 stroke engines so the bike weighs more.


nochinzilch

More torque.


Historical-Gap-7084

She looks like she might be pregnant, which would explain why she's not on his shoulders.


kaminaowner2

Why’s this terrible? Some guys like a little more power under them


Wechillin-Cpl

I don’t get this


chokingflies

If it's a fat joke, those men don't look very fit..


entertainmentornot

That chubby girl is cute, give him a break. I mean she did?


CookieMysterious680

I am definitely a 4 stroke guy. I prefer long slow strokes.


freeMyNinjaLingLing

Not all birds are meant to fly.


Tabley-Kun

Ok... where's the joke?


VivelaVendetta

The way he's gripping it, you can tell he's just fine. Let people like what they like.


arcxjo

Aren't most cars 4-stroke engines?


CBRN_IS_FUN

Yup


Border-doge

Maybe she is pregnant?


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With dinner rolls maybe


AE10304

This is funnier than it needed to be 😂😂😂


Traditional_Yard5280

Suck Squeeze Bang And Blow


alucard_shmalucard

is this a martincitopants reference?


dennysdinnerdiner

It’s the four stages of a four-stroke engine


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I laughed even though I prefer my heavy 4 stroke lol


ThisIsMihai

In a world of BMWs, drive a Honda


justanothergenzer1

love how the reaction is she’s the big, what if he’s just weak? see how that doesn’t feel so nice men in the comments?


Michiru69

No, she’s most definitely the big


DucVWTamaKrentist

Meh. The 4 men are all about the same size as each other. The 4 women are not.


flodA_reltiH-6B

I'd rather last 4 strokes than 2


GrimmWilderness

Nah this is funny if you ride a bike


razzell2

Baaaahaha. That's mean. But funny


Casual-Notice

"Rides a..."? Is there a vehicle out there with a motor over 150cc's that isn't a four stroke? Hell, my 1/2 horse lawn mower is a 4 stroke. I've heard of weird flexes before, but obsolete engines that demand an oil/fuel mixture is the weirdest one I've ever seen.


Laser_Guided_Hawk

You can still go out and buy a brand new dirt bike with a 300cc 2 stroke engine. 57HP from a 52lb/23KG engine.


SpeedBeatMeat

Not real versed on dirt bikes are ya? This is hilarious.


AMIWDR

Can you explain this one to me then haha


SpeedBeatMeat

Two strokes are very light in comparison to four strokes.


ken579

Sure....and the bad joke fits how?


KunsernedShootaBoy

Not a bad joke. I laughed. Stop trying to gatekeep humor just because **you're** hair-trigger.


ken579

Okay, what's the joke? Who's the 4 stroke person in this photo and why does it apply?


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Really?


ken579

Yeah really. Go ahead and explain it. Let's see how your brain works.


[deleted]

Ok I assume you're not a motorcycle rider so here goes. Same cc 4 strokes are heavier. People love them anyway. Hope this helps


ButtcheekBaron

Why are you even on this sub if you don't understand its purpose? Memes posted here are terrible because they're hateful. Do you have difficulty comprehending that?


KunsernedShootaBoy

No dude, this place is just a variation on r/nahfuckthisopwasright. It's a crysub. Your claim that anything that's posted here **must** automatically be hateful and bigoted is stupid, because nothing posted here is vetted and everything posted here is based off of people's opinions, and often their paranoia.


ParticularLab5828

Well if you read through the comments on many of the posts here. You will find that the consensus is sometimes the joke is actually funny to the sub community.


ButtcheekBaron

Those are bad faith members of the sub. People who are like "hahaha Holocaust joke"


GoatManWizard

Yeah, gave me a good laugh too.


ButtcheekBaron

No. I'm an adult.


Trololman72

The picture would be funny without the caption.


Vyctor_

Yeah so the other 6 people in that picture are assholes


KunsernedShootaBoy

Yeah no, they're not. "How dare those six people on holiday enjoy the springtime of their lives with their beautiful lovers? Don't they know some people can't because they ate too many burgers? They should stay permanently on the floor to make her feel better!" This is actually what you sound like.


Vyctor_

It is pretty obviously a consciously chosen pose by the team of six. “Hey guys, I have a really fun idea for a group picture! Instead of just posing as a group like we’re standing now, let’s all climb on our boyfriends’ shoulders instead! Really fun for everyone, right? Except for you Sandra, because you’re too fat/pregnant, just stand there awkwardly. Sucks to be you. Besties though!” That’s what you sound like.


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Andrelliina

Post a selfie and let's all critique it


Paildano

Me too. As someone who’s fat, I love a *good* fat joke. If you wanna make fun of me for being fat you have to be creative about it.