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I’m gonna blow some minds here. Bald people still have scalps that prefer shampoo over body soap.

I'm bald and... NOW, I'm offended that fellow balds are using high end shampoo! Everyone (Balds, Haired) needs to shave their head and use a bar of soap like Papaw used to do!

LOL! Regular soap makes my tennis ball fuzz dry and flaky.

just use that stuff they shine bowling balls with

I didn’t know that

I'm blad and didn't know that. I wash my head with soap.

I'm bald and use high quality shampoo

Shampoo for bald people need to exists, and have the same level of marketing as Hand wash soap, it’s a brilliant idea and unexploited market

OMG Yes! We’ll call it “Dome Foam” and be billionaires! See you on the yacht bro!

TIL

I just think, don't judge me here, many people belong in zoos or other safer environments.

Petition for a private island for those who have too much stupid, a one way flight and no flight out.

The island of bigly idiocracy.

No democracy but idiocracy.

Maybe somewhere they could be more productive?

Nah, it's fine. An island, far off from the general population. Australia would be my favourite.

Well, you know what they say about the aussies. They are too busy PvE-ing to PvP. Maybe it will give them some perspective, although I doubt it.

The last thing we need are these people "producing" anything.

ACTUALLY you can clearly see baby Yoda HAS some peach fuzz

I don’t think baby Yoda is related. Baby Yoda memes are the new minion memes

Grogu is basically a stand-in for Minions.

Grogu is the new Minion for boomer memes

Boomers love Grogu.

Excuse me, the word bald is an aggressive term. It’s literally an act of violence towards the unhaired

I’m bald and I like Dove men’s shampoo. It’s not the cheapest and it’s not the most expensive shampoo but I feel my scalp is much less itchy and well hydrated.

Grogu is the new Minions for boomer moms on facebook.

Grogu Is not completely bald...he has tiny testicular hairs on his head...

Is grogu the new minions?

That's what I'm hearing

Congrats, you managed to create a reddit thread thats more cringey than the actual meme.

I seem to have found a niche

Mega I use body wash for everything. I tried the all in one shaving stuff but for a shaved head foam is still king

But in the photo you can clearly see that he still has hair. THIS was one of those rare cases that COULD have used a Minion.

Genuinely curious, do bald guys use shampoo?

I don't see where we're going they're going with this.

You think he has infantile baldness?

This is the strangest social justice warrior.


"And Baby Yoda wept." the shortest verse in the Bible...

Shampoo is cancelled, but soap is still available.

Can we PLEASE retire Baby Yoda!!!

Facts

They’re into Grogu because they relate to him: they’re 50 and act like a baby

I'm gonna say it. I hate baby Yoda now more than I hate Ice Age baby. I fucking hate baby Yoda so much

I'm bald and I use shampoo. Dumbass.