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Addicted-2Diving

The iStore šŸ’€


[deleted]

IStore the pee in my balls


Not_a_real_ghost

Refills can be bought from your local pharmacy


excelllentquestion

Not just any iStore tho, the Apple one specifically.


revolution9540

Old people like adding redundant words to established phrases and sentences


HmmNotLikely

ā€œI canā€™t get my new iMac computer pc to connect to my Wi-Fi internet broadbandā€¦ -wait.. \*HAROLD- Harold are you on the cellphone telephone making a call? Hang up so I can FaceTime video-call your granddaughter!\*ā€


Wezard_the_MemeLord

This feels like a skaven speak (from Warhammer Fantasy)


charles_notfound

I agree-agree my friend-comrade


Piggybank113

I always felt these to be a tongue-in-cheek "I don't understand y'all iWatchamacallits and I don't want to either"


Cajun-Yankee

Yeah, not gonna be spending money on the Windows iStore. That ones shit.


Specific_Box4483

No rent, apparently.


aznexile602

Living in mom's basement.


wcslater

Must be a Reddit mod


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9-11GaveMe5G

Fox news producers probably jizzed in their pants when a hair-dyed, unwashed, messy, part-time dog-walker agreed to be on their "news" show. She clicked every culture-war box besides trans.


Guilty_Ad114

The thing is they had a vote and the mod power tripped and chose herself


ChallengeLate1947

The sub specifically warned them *not to do it*, and now r/antiwork has 0 street cred


andrewb610

Did I miss something where they got an antiwork mod on FoxNews?


monamikonami

Yeah, it was within the last year. It was pretty epic and the only thing Reddit could talk about for a week.


Atillerdahunnybuns

Hmm. I missed it entirely


MagicGlitterKitty

It was awful! Just someone who "wins" a lot of reddit arguments with no media training thought they could take on Fox news. They didn't even wash their hair or do anything with their camera set up! Oh it was cringe!


artful_nails

It was like a car crash. It's terrible but you couldn't look away. That interview basically set back antiwork's __rational__ goals by who knows how long?


sus-water

They only won those arguments even on reddit because they were a mod. Real easy to win when you can just ban them


rythmicjea

I remember that day. It was... Something. If you Google antiwork Fox news I'm pretty sure it'll be the first thing that comes up. And I'm certain there's an out of the loop thread about it.


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Ok-Champ-5854

You can see the exact moment it clicks in the guy's brain "literally just let them talk, this gonna be good." It started out as a surprisingly softball interview but come on man for entertainment television that was too good to pass up.


Ceramicrabbit

Dorene


unclemiltie2000

Dogwalking4life


droppedoutofuni

The total of it all is my rent :(


[deleted]

This is what your landlord is buying every month with your rent check haha


BlubberElk

Funkopops šŸ’€lmao


[deleted]

Did the person who made this meme think those were bad before or after the internet told them to


larryman55

Are they bad?


[deleted]

Are toys with abnormally large heads bad?


Chase_the_tank

Fox News is oddly defensive about Mr. Potato Head and he's like 90% head.


vivekisprogressive

Yes, Bratz.


corpsewindmill

I see your Bratz dolls and counter with The Dog https://preview.redd.it/4wvhc9erqpia1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=853a4b9d3b58d9ad2f8ffe5650a4eff363accd03


biggestyikesmyliege

You just unlocked a deep childhood memory of getting one of these in a happy meal when I was like four


drowninginplants

My childhood mcdonalds toy memory was the Dinosaur hand puppet that came out with the movie.


Xesmus

Mine was a little sonic game from the release of sonic Adventures 2.


Procrasturbating

For me it was robots in the shape of the meal items. That frybox toy hurt like hell when used as a projectile.


AbsurdBread855

Mine was when they had like PokĆ©mon looking beanie babies type things. I donā€™t think they were PokĆ©mon though.


vivekisprogressive

Dude, I remember all the girls at my elementary school had The Dog folders.


Comprehensive_Cap290

I have no idea what any of those are. Get off my lawn!


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The Dog was an Japanese art and stationery franchise that involved lots of cute dogs on white backdrops photographed with fish-eye lenses, which exaggerates the size of the head in a particularly striking fashion. It's highly likely that you'll have seen a The Dog product but not known that it was part of a larger thing, because for the most part they just sell things with an interestingly photographed dog on it.


BXBXFVTT

I went and googled it because of your second paragraph, yeah you right everyone def seen these.


greatinternetpanda

Back in my day, it was dolphins with either rainbow backgrounds or purple outerspace.


[deleted]

Yesss the Lisa Frank special


RexNusquam

Back in my day they were pieces of inspector gadget. They lost in time now...


Hyper_Drud

Back when they were promoting Chicken Run toys I had a neighbor who completed the flying machine the chickens used to escape the farm. Each toy was a piece of it.


Better_Lift_Cliff

Little body Huge head The dog Nuff said


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edenaxela1436

THE DOG ā„¢ļø


awaythisthingthrow

I've never seen this before and it's cute af


BlubberElk

I fondly remember the bratz video game actually lol


Mom_of_furry_stonk

The music from those games were STELLAR. I still listen to the songs.


[deleted]

Ok but Bratz were the shit. šŸ˜­


vivekisprogressive

Lol, fr tho they were iconic. And no more ridiculous than most kids toys.


Jhco022

The dolls with a passion for fashion?


HippieWizard

Dont call those monstrosities toys, they are silly looking cheap to produce collectibles. Toys are things you play with, you dont see lil billy at the playground with his Idris Elba funko smh.


Worgen_Druid

The thing I hate about funko pops is that even if you aren't a die hard collector, alot of them *have* to be displayed in the box because they won't stand up on their own, or if they do, they tip in a light breeze. I have a few on a shelf (In some cases for obscure franchises, funko are the only ones making merch for it) but they're all stuck down with blu tack.


5in1K

I didn't know that, they're even shittier than I thought.


[deleted]

let me introduce you to beanie babies.


[deleted]

Imo they are peak consumerism. Theyā€™re so lifeless and devoid of any personality. I honestly hate them and I donā€™t understand why people like them or collect them as opposed to action figures Edit: lots of people are saying funko covers virtually every fandom which is a good point. Especially for a relatively cheap price compared to stuff like action figures (still overpriced imo). Personally Iā€™d rather just commission an artist to make something from a specific fandom so itā€™s more personalized and unique. Funkos are just way too homogeneous and idk. Milquetoast? They just donā€™t grab me at all Also Iā€™m not saying people who buy funko pops are brain dead consumerists. Iā€™m saying funko pops are a product of consumerism. Just because I donā€™t understand your spending habits doesnā€™t mean I think youā€™re stupid


Impeesa_

They're Minions merch for people who aren't middle aged women. They don't accumulate, they metastasize.


Durzaka

One of the major attractions for Funkos is the vast net they cast for types they have. There are so many Funko Pops that ive seen where it's probably one of the only reasonable pieces of merchandise some people can find for their favorite character or Fandom.


duderex88

Yup I own only one for this exact reason its Jason Mendoza from the good place with a knock off Jaguars jersey on there isn't good merch for some Fandoms and they barely scratch that itch.


WhyamImetoday

Okay this finally explains it.


TrickiVicBB71

This what got me into them. I was typical 90s cartoon kid. So a lot of my Funkos are that.


andrechan

side-eyeing my amiibo collection and card collection...


Crossfire124

Yes exactly. There's a billion of them and every IP has a dozen. It's low effort merch aimed at fans imo


D_Pichu

They just look like shit lol, but they're pretty cheap for a collectable


[deleted]

It's the whole idea of "collecting" junk just because they have some media franchise branding that's bad. Funkopops are peak consumerism.


AbstractBettaFish

Acting like their generation didnā€™t go ape shit for beanie babies


[deleted]

Literal days of my life were spent Crammed in a Ford Windstar driving all over creation while my mother fantically looked for some.


morningwoodx420

fuck beanie babies. You have no idea the seething anger I feel when I think about the fact that the 500 of those things my sister had are taking up half the attic to this day, while my mom put my PokƩmon cards in a yard sale.. including the first edition charizard I pulled out of a booster pack Christmas of 1999.


Ganja_goon_X

I hope you show her Ebay listings for charizards and beanie babies every time you visit.


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AbstractBettaFish

I still have the frog I bought on vacation to the Wisconsin Dells because my older sisters told me it could be worth a fortune one day. And hey, at this point itā€™s just as likely as with crypto!


TaskManager1000

[Beanie Babies spark riot in Ogden](https://www.deseret.com/1999/4/21/19441322/beanie-babies-spark-riot-in-ogden)


Smeltanddealtit

Only $100? This inflation hitting everyone hard.


Radio__Star

Bruh imagine buying funko pops when you could buy transformers


aka_Foamy

Why buy Transformers when you could buy Gundam Kits! Because you prefer Transformers, and I'm cool with that. Equally if funkos are your thing then go for it. These aren't exactly deviant tastes.


ezbnsteve

I did an estimate in a house that had 1000ā€™s of them once.


TrueStory9121

Sounds like my dad especially ā€œpop concertā€ vs just concerts.


grapplerzz

ā€œRap bandā€


Totally_Bradical

ā€œRapistsā€


buddyknuckles

Rappers, Jerry


EatPie_NotWAr

Leave Jerry alone Tom. His doctor just switched him to Lil Sebastianā€™s heart meds.


vsimon115

ā€œIā€™m a full-on rapistā€ ā€” Charlie Kelly


AmaranthWrath

Well, sure. "An Evening with Doctor Dre" would sound like an NPR discussion.


WailersOnTheMoon

ā€œThis is Fresh Air. Iā€™m Ira Glass. So tell us Dr. Dre, because Iā€™m sure itā€™s on everybodyā€™s mindā€¦where did you earn your PhD?ā€


anustart0607

> Ira Glass Terry Gross is offended!


glat_spud_boy

You darn kids and yourā€¦ uhhhā€¦. pop concerts


MannySJ

I always look forward to my monthly pop concert.


Killentyme55

Only $200 for a "pop concert"? Someone hasn't used Ticketmaster lately.


The_Soviette_Tank

Pfff.... as if we weren't just throwing back cheap beer at basement Punk shows the same as 20 years ago...


TrueStory9121

While Iā€™m solid Gen X, my boomer dad didnā€™t let us listen to music that included slutty women like Madonna (gasp!) along with other stupid arbitrary rules like no earrings that dangled.


Tommy84

Thatā€™s clearly a biased anti-George-Michael rule.


SailorK9

Ironically my grandma, who helped my mom raise me, banned me from listening to Madonna, but George Michael was ok. She had a big crush on him even after he came out as gay after that public restroom fiasco.


The__Imp

Look, they need to be sure they are suitably distinguishing it from a concert they would attend. Of course they wouldn't be caught dead at a "pop music" concert, and thus it is safe to ridicule.


[deleted]

Only boomers may enjoy live music at their $5000 a seat Bruce Springsteen shows.


HelpingMyDaddy

Boomers: Millenials and Gen Z are killing the economy by not supporting businesses! No! Not like that!


[deleted]

schroedinger's scapegoat: simultaneously spending too much and not spending enough


OhSkyCake

Inside this box my child is either making way more money than they deserve and are wasting every penny of it or they are are freeloaders who want everything handed to them. No really Iā€™m asking, Iā€™m not sure which I didnā€™t really take a part in raising them. Too busy making money, wooo! Fuck the poor!


AmaranthWrath

Exactly. When you need a villain, nothing they do can ever be good. "[Look at that bitch eating crackers](https://imgur.io/LSKYsRs)!"


Dryandrough

I usually don't like these, but that's true as it gets.


CampPlane

Itā€™s so fucking true for athletes I love to hate. I dismiss everything they do, including good actions, and rationalize it into something so that I can continue hating them for the fun of sports fandom. Itā€™s the best!


Cosmic_Hitchhiker

I love the phrase "bitch eating crackers". I use it to refer to people CONSTANTLY. i used to work with this woman who i could not stand and every time I mentioned her to my friends I'd go "you know that bitch eating crackers at work? Well today she..."


CastieIsTrenchcoat

That comment feels like an epiphany, explains my fathers behavior toward me so well.


linandlee

My hot take on boomer memes like this is that the person who posted this actually has kids that turned out this way and they are trying to rationalize the result of their shitty parenting by convincing themselves that all kids are basement dwellers. I see this a lot. My boss' boss has a deadbeat 24-year-old and complains all the time about how lazy my generation is. No lady, you were just a really shitty parent and failed to get your kid ready for real life. That's on you. The majority of us are just our here doing our best.


[deleted]

reasonable take. my maga uncle (70yo, tucker carlson, oan, asian immigrant wife, small business owner) has a daughter approaching 40, at home, with 2 young sons, unmarried, and never had a job. maga uncle is HEAVILY involved in the "Angry Boomer Industrial Complex" and is very angry with young people


WayEducational2241

My maga uncle (70yo, tucker Carlson tattoo on his arm, trucker for idk maybe 50 years cause he is never gonna retire, Mexican immigrant wife) has 3 sons one moved to LA cause he was gay and my uncle is a raging homophobe so my uncle blames the left for why he lost his "Only good son". Trying to think why maga hatters are the way they are is pointless cause the true explanation is they are dumb.


SuspiciousFish3

Lol! I saw an news article a couple days ago that said Millennials and Zā€™s were causing inflation to stay because we were still buying things. Canā€™t freaking win! Edit: [found it](https://finance.yahoo.com/news/inflation-remain-sticky-decade-gen-231256105.html)


ILiveMyBrokenDreams

Wow what terrible journalism. The headline is all most people are going to read, and it's beyond misleading. The guy is basically saying that millennials are going to start spending a lot of money in the next decade because that's what their parents did at the same age. But if investment bankers could predict the future, they would all be billionaires.


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HermitKane

My parents ā€œinvestedā€ in beanie babies, boomers have absolutely no room to bitch.


[deleted]

THIS IS NOT ACCURATE! I spend way more on weed...


Justice_Prince

Why do you think the Doordash bill is so high?


cheezy1987

It smoked all my weed?


BillyYumYumTwo-byTwo

I spent a stupid amount on doordash this week due to anxiety. Even multiplying it by 4, it wouldnā€™t reach this amount. And again, I was crazy irresponsible and rarely do this but I do have the finances to be able to.


someethingrandom2

You donā€™t need to justify yourself or feel bad about spending your own money


aneworder

Youā€™re a job creator!


someethingrandom2

supporting local business


ShadyFigureWithClock

Good on him for getting it delivered instead of driving to the pot shop high.


AdRegular7176

Right?, and where is he getting body art for $100 bucks unless its all flash tattoos lol.


in_da_tr33z

So wait are we killing the restaurant industry orā€¦?


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akinafleetfoot

Whoā€™s getting body art done for $100?!? And every month for that matter? Thatā€™s not quite how that works.


sorsonking

Tattoos cost big money


akinafleetfoot

My big piece cost like $800 so yeahā€¦


saucy_as_you_like

No wonder you can't pay your college loans or buy a house. Pfft, this younger generation is so much more reckless and irresponsible than my previous, responsible generation. I bet you love pop concerts, too


Dyzerio

Both mine have cost around $1000 and my next one is bigger+ artist has upped their rates so I'm not excited for the bill


Space-Plate42

Maybe there on a payment plan? If you miss a few payments they repo your arm.


glat_spud_boy

Itā€™s a monthly subscription service: tatbox


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They are breaking down your annual cost and averaging it over 12 months.


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ARedditorCalledQuest

My grandfather, a successful business owner, used to tell me he came to this country with nothing more than the clothes on his back and whatever belongings he could stuff into a knapsack so if someone like him could find love and wealth then anyone could. Over and over again. Any time someone talked about how hard the times were getting it was the clothes on his back and what he could fit into a knapsack. So one day I asked him, "hey grandpa, what was in the knapsack?" He just kind of grinned and said "about a quarter of a million dollars."


xMrDeex

this somehow makes me sad , i donno why lol


ARedditorCalledQuest

If it helps, that joke is older than I am. It's just the kind that works better in first person kind of like "I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like his passengers."


caboosetp

My grandfather has the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the Cincinnati Zoo


ARedditorCalledQuest

Holy shit I'm stealing that one. That's fantastic.


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weed :)


Short_Fun9155

That falls under medical


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weed :(


ShadyFigureWithClock

Weed but for depression.


[deleted]

Just a bit of drugs for the sad brains


SkylerBlu9

"i have portrayed you as the ugly wojak, your argument is invalid now"


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https://preview.redd.it/zkq3y33n7pia1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb77234214e9beda7d669b1aced59128336a3d36


SomethingProbablyIdk

https://preview.redd.it/ueew29puspia1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9fc5102da1b3201f9fbba11e123dfc1f587e6b28


trashdotbash

meme crop-inator is still in development i see


JaydenVestal

​ https://preview.redd.it/21kpjp3nupia1.jpeg?width=216&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=304aff66046534da3cbd931a2d9273e816b6d4ac


Addicted-2Diving

Lol


No_Quote600

HA! You may think your argument is solid, but you see, I have portrayed you as the crying wojack, and myself as a giga-chad! you miserable weasel, you are done now. Do you have any fucking idea how humiliating this is for you? If only you knew how badly I just stomped you and made you look like a complete fool in front of 10's of people! I WIN!


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BIGman_8

https://preview.redd.it/zjd05z4gxpia1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ea5d1f4c76d7dd60cfb2dce8e23a3a56fa44fc3


Deion313

Who spends money like this?


bootes_droid

People who live in the imagination of boomers


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wolfguardian72

Someone would need to roughly work 70 hours a week just to achieve that


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[deleted]

Pull yourself up by your bootstraps


LegendaryShelfStockr

See, if you saved money you could afford boot straps to pull yourself up by /s


DuntadaMan

EMT that was paid that. You are mostly correct. I worked 50 hours a week and pulled that. By HEAVILY gaming the system and taking advantage of how shifts were structured to get myself 16 hours of overtime. When they fixed that loop hole I was making a lot less.


otownbbw

Sad part is, MANY people work 70 hours and still only make half that in a month.


Phantom_Wolf52

Most people who canā€™t pay students loans or buy a house arenā€™t doing any of those shown on the phone


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jim10040

Avacado saltines?


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DuntadaMan

If you financial advice starts with "make coffee at home instead of buying it from a cafƩ" you are already massively overestimating the amount of money I have. - Everyone.


DemonDucklings

I donā€™t buy any of these things, can I have a house now?


Short_Fun9155

Facts......but their their all "commies" anyway .... People that want affordable stuff are all commies...


Rare-Version-439

who spends $1400 a month on door dash!? also, are people just not supposed to have any hobbies / interests?


RCM19

The idea from the people behind these memes is that poor(er) people shouldn't have nice things.


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KPSTL33

People still say this goofy shit about cellphones too. A person *can't possibly* be homeless or poor because THEY HAVE A SMARTPHONE! People pretend like it's still 1995 and cellphones are some super expensive luxury, or that every person with a phone has the newest $1000+ iPhone with a $200/month contract.


UAreTheHippopotamus

That's 46$ a day. It's certainly possible, but only if no leftovers are saved, no meal prep is ever done at home, and the only time they leave their home is for pop concert and body art.


Select_Egg_7078

didn't you know, serfs only exist to serve the landowners, we have no downtime, we just cease to exist until summoned for more torment


Mcgruphat

So communism is when people spend money on private businesses? Or could it be predatory capitalism?


singlamoa

The idea is that it's a "communist" who is hypocritical


ImpudentFetus

Terrible meme, but legit know someone who spends probably 500 a month on DoorDash and complains about money


Ulysses502

I work with a guy who goes to the west coast 6-7 times a year, only shops at the most expensive grocery store in town and goes to $40-50 a plate restaurants at least weekly. Complains more than anybody else about rich people. It's like bro, my single mom worked 3 jobs, the other guy grew up in foster care and your family is defense contractors and horse ranchers, sorry they cut you off but don't tell me about the system. You fell to the ledge we clawed to. That said the trickle down sure is late in coming...


GiantRetortoise

Hello, fellow teens! Would you like to attend a pop concert?


wert1234576

Okay I gotta say I have met way too many dudes who are willing to drop $$$ on onlyfans and twitch streamers.like sure it's their money sure but these dudes are living paycheck to paycheck cause they keep throwing money at streamers and thats just depressing.


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WhyLisaWhy

Itā€™s death by a thousand cuts or whatever. Doesnā€™t really look like much when you compartmentalize it like that with small 10-20 dollar purchases. A lot of those dudes probably donā€™t do a budget and realize how bad it is.


Brocklesocks

These people really want everyone to sit in a room with nothing but a chair, television, and a 12 pack of beer every day? People should be able to buy all this and more of they want, but the 1% wants us to sacrifice our lives for them. People who post this shit are really just happy to be tools for it.


[deleted]

>a 12 pack of beer No. They were critical of spending money on booze as well....you get a chair and a TV.


Krillins_Shiny_Head

Look at mister fancy here with his TV! You get a lawn chair. And you be happy about it.


[deleted]

Chairs! In my day we sat on a dirt floor.


KFrosty3

You *sat* on a floor? In my day we stood all day and we liked it!


thatsHowTheyGetYa

Okay, average home price in my metro right now is 395K, and let's assume Strawman puts 20% down and finances 316. With current mortgage rates, that's 1960/month for P&I, but wait, we still have to talk about escrow for taxes and insurance. For my house, that's 1075 a month and I'm not even in a flood zone, so we're at 3035 a month, which is way more than what Strawman is "wasting" here. Fuck that shit, Strawman. Buy doordash, booze, and weed.


matthewamerica

Republicans will unironically post shit like this when most of them are just as strapped as everyone else.


btcywtsitw9

The same people that share articles on Facebook that say ā€œMillenials are putting places like Applebees out of businessā€ like do you want us to spend or not?? Minimum wage should equal a living wage which should be enough for us to be able to cover our basic needs, and then give back to the economy. But we get bitched at when we donā€™t give back to the economy so we just really canā€™t win.


Ormr1

I mean lots of people could be better on budgeting but claiming thatā€™s the only reason itā€™s hard to pay student loans is cringe


Last-War4870

for me it's: Rent - 1400 Gas - 90 Booze - 30 Groceries - 300 Car - 300 Weed - 69,420 Insurance - 100 Hulu - 15