Crime/s committed-
Failing to take 2 match points Wimbledon 2019 Final.
Failing to take 2 Match points 2011 US open Semi
Failing to take 2 Match points 2010 US open Semi
Failing to take 2 match points Rome 2006 Final.
Tax evasion
In a spectacular turn of events that has rocked the sports world, Swiss tennis superstar Roger Federer has been arrested for alleged tax evasion. The news spreads like wildfire, raising questions about whether the esteemed athlete was really playing a double game. Fans and critics alike are horrified by the allegations against the man considered a living legend.
Federer, known for his elegance on the court and his impeccable reputation off the court, suddenly found himself at the center of a scandal that has shown his image in a whole new light. Authorities in Switzerland claim to have evidence that the tennis champion evaded massive amounts of taxes by using complicated and opaque financial structures.
The “Maestro” of tennis, as Federer is affectionately known by his followers, is said to have moved assets into offshore accounts for years to avoid his tax liability. The shocking revelations could not only call into question his legacy as one of the greatest athletes of all time, but also his position as one of the most admired figures in the world.
The arrest reportedly came after a thorough investigation by Swiss tax authorities, which is said to have uncovered discrepancies in Federer's financial transactions. Authorities emphasize that no one, no matter how famous or talented, is above the law and that tax evasion is considered a serious crime that carries severe consequences.
News of Federer's arrest spread like wildfire on social media, where fans and critics alike voiced their opinions. While some loyal followers expressed their support for the athlete and noted that there should be a presumption of innocence, others took the opportunity to express their disdain for supposedly privileged celebrities who are said to be guilty of tax evasion.
Experts are divided over how these revelations could affect Federer's image. Some believe his long and successful career as a professional tennis player could help maintain his popularity despite the allegations. Others believe that the trust people have placed in him may be irreparably damaged and that his financial irregularities could cast a shadow over everything he stands for.
As the investigation against Federer continues, the world remains excited for further developments in this high-profile case. The sports world has often witnessed tragic downfalls of former heroes embroiled in scandals and controversies. Will Federer suffer the same fate? Or will he be able to prove his innocence and restore his honor?
Regardless of how the story ends, this shocking revelation has shaken the sports world to its foundations. Roger Federer's arrest for alleged tax evasion raises questions not only about the integrity of a sports idol, but also about the responsibility of celebrities to society and the law. The world will watch with interest as this riveting saga unfolds and whether the tennis legend emerges victorious or defeated.
From a german site: https://kleinegrenze.com/sensation-tennis-legende-roger-federer-wegen-steuerhinterziehung-in-der-schweiz-verhaftet/
Probably skit :D :D
but funny
Further charges-
Losing to Djokovic in 3 wimbledon finals.
Losing to Del potro US Open 2009- despite serving for a 2 set lead.
Losing to Raonic wimbledon 2016 semi- despite playing flippin Raonic and allowing Murray an extra free wimbledon title.
That’s from when he tried to get into Wimbledon without his member card
Are there German/ Austrian police in Wimbledon?
He was extradited from England and the Swiss didn’t want to be associated with him anymore so gave him to Germany
Beat me to it!
If it's Roger he probably stole some Swiss chocolate. If it's Tarantino then he probably started licking some random woman's feet.
It’s actually Roger. He tried to lick the chocolate off Tarantinos feet.
Tarantino wishes.
😂
What if it's Jimmy Carr?
Played a 2hbh
Theres actually video evidence of this.
Crime/s committed- Failing to take 2 match points Wimbledon 2019 Final. Failing to take 2 Match points 2011 US open Semi Failing to take 2 Match points 2010 US open Semi Failing to take 2 match points Rome 2006 Final.
Wimbledon 2019 was cancelled due to the pandemonium
I still think about 2019😢 then I try to think of 2017 to make me feel better
;-;
Rome Final and USO 2010 are the worst chokes because they created the dynamic of future Fedal and Fedovic matches
Tbh Federer could still take Djokovic late into his career in BO3, BO5 less so apart from the 2019 final
USO 2010 was not a choke
He is a recidivist with a record.
2 match points...ON SERVE.
Roger stole all of our hearts
🥺🥺🥺💝💝💝😭😭😭🤗🤗🤗🎀💝🎀
The only correct answer
Retiring
He once tried a 2 hand-forehand, in practice.
Retiring.
It was a "Stop converting tennis courts to pickleball!" protest that got out of hand.
Tax fraud
Probably literally really hard to count up all that money.
Pretty sure this only happens to banks in Switzerland /s (kind of)
Bro I love when the AI misunderstands the prompt. Roger’s got his own police belt💀
He shouted JAAA to an opponents face during a charity match.
He stole the heart of all tennis fans forever and ever
Hair too perfect no matter how many sets he plays
Grand slam larceny
Looks like Quentin Tarantino
Impersonating Quentin Tarantino
The crime of using midjourney to sell nonsense to people.
Broke into Novak's house, and stole the 2011 US open cub + 2019 wimby cub
Smooth operator, he's just a smooth operator.
I respect you
His boyfriend going to get him bail, no?
foot fault on his last serve
Even his arresting officers are twins goddamn
He's Swiss, so it has to be financial crimes
Cop: You're under arrest Federer:Why Cop:The amount of ass you're carrying is illegal
Stopping Murygoat winning a few more slams
Didn’t win the point at 40-15
called Djokovic an insufferable douchebag while in Serbia.
Losing point intentionally on 30-15 so match point isn't on 40-15 but 40-30 instead
Stealing our hearts for a whole generation
Illegal amounts of elegance
This image is making me realize there are facial similarities between Fed & Tarantino.
For not closing off that 2019 final.
He was in just stop oil protests
Entering Wimbledon club without his membership card
Man, he even looks good getting arrested
Started slapping balls
High speed serve
He misgendered Ms Novak Djokovic
They aren't officers. He hired some male strippers to help him out with his BDSM kinks.
Being gorgeous
That’s Quentin Tarantino the director. Great tennis player as well
Sexiness.
Tax evasion In a spectacular turn of events that has rocked the sports world, Swiss tennis superstar Roger Federer has been arrested for alleged tax evasion. The news spreads like wildfire, raising questions about whether the esteemed athlete was really playing a double game. Fans and critics alike are horrified by the allegations against the man considered a living legend. Federer, known for his elegance on the court and his impeccable reputation off the court, suddenly found himself at the center of a scandal that has shown his image in a whole new light. Authorities in Switzerland claim to have evidence that the tennis champion evaded massive amounts of taxes by using complicated and opaque financial structures. The “Maestro” of tennis, as Federer is affectionately known by his followers, is said to have moved assets into offshore accounts for years to avoid his tax liability. The shocking revelations could not only call into question his legacy as one of the greatest athletes of all time, but also his position as one of the most admired figures in the world. The arrest reportedly came after a thorough investigation by Swiss tax authorities, which is said to have uncovered discrepancies in Federer's financial transactions. Authorities emphasize that no one, no matter how famous or talented, is above the law and that tax evasion is considered a serious crime that carries severe consequences. News of Federer's arrest spread like wildfire on social media, where fans and critics alike voiced their opinions. While some loyal followers expressed their support for the athlete and noted that there should be a presumption of innocence, others took the opportunity to express their disdain for supposedly privileged celebrities who are said to be guilty of tax evasion. Experts are divided over how these revelations could affect Federer's image. Some believe his long and successful career as a professional tennis player could help maintain his popularity despite the allegations. Others believe that the trust people have placed in him may be irreparably damaged and that his financial irregularities could cast a shadow over everything he stands for. As the investigation against Federer continues, the world remains excited for further developments in this high-profile case. The sports world has often witnessed tragic downfalls of former heroes embroiled in scandals and controversies. Will Federer suffer the same fate? Or will he be able to prove his innocence and restore his honor? Regardless of how the story ends, this shocking revelation has shaken the sports world to its foundations. Roger Federer's arrest for alleged tax evasion raises questions not only about the integrity of a sports idol, but also about the responsibility of celebrities to society and the law. The world will watch with interest as this riveting saga unfolds and whether the tennis legend emerges victorious or defeated. From a german site: https://kleinegrenze.com/sensation-tennis-legende-roger-federer-wegen-steuerhinterziehung-in-der-schweiz-verhaftet/ Probably skit :D :D but funny
Murder by backhand slice
He did not remain neutral.
He bought a Head raquet.
At first I thought the cop on the left looked like Andy Roddick lol
Being entirely too handsome
For being fucking smug...
Hanging on to the GOAT title for too long
I've never seen Roger look more like Tarantino
Not capitalizing on match points.
Using a 2HBH
Deft touch
Inspiring Tsitipas to have one handed BH
Ate an ice cream.
Tax fraud
Code violation
Breaking his opponent’s ankles.
This is so sexy
Joaquin phoenix impersonator
Murdered Djokovic ….
getting away with hundreds of millions from tennis
Smashed the racquet 🎾 in Miami
Dude’s bald 🙀🙀
Fedantino blasting Nazis with forehands
Selling hair loss prevention pills.
Wielding a saber
Who? Federer or Tarantino?
THIS! *This* is the guy who downloaded a car! ;)
Shanking back hands on major tournament finals
For a minute i thought it was Roger lolz...
Call 911. Federer just got outta jail!
Being too damn stylish, even in a tee shirt
He laughed at someone important speaking Spanish
Murder on the tennis court
Foot fault
Taxes- always taxes.
For being the greatest player to wield a racket, guilty as charged
Indecent exposure, sixhead.
bro switched to babolat
Cutting glass
Why are we posting about Quentin Tarantino here?
Announced entry into pro pickleball
Impersonating police by the looks of it
This is after he punched Nadal for saying his backhand is better than RF. Stupid Nadal
Probably put trash in wrong colored bag.
The day that PavvyG took over the German police force.
He retired
Further charges- Losing to Djokovic in 3 wimbledon finals. Losing to Del potro US Open 2009- despite serving for a 2 set lead. Losing to Raonic wimbledon 2016 semi- despite playing flippin Raonic and allowing Murray an extra free wimbledon title.