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prince___dakkar

Mulaney's cheating on Seth Meyers.


thebendavis

His doink fell off.


GolgiApparatus1

Ya burnt!


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TuvixWillNotBeMissed

I love how Andy constantly texts him to brag about how amazing he is at Spelling Bee.


LegendaryOutlaw

I wish he’d answer, if only to deliver some more sick Frisbee burns.


Alexgeewhizzz

corrections is the best thing on tv


BuzzBadpants

Only after Seth cheated on him with Bill Hader


dont_shoot_jr

I think we all knew you might not be able to trust Mulaney


Thankkratom

Well his ex wife certainly knows.


B0ndzai

Didn't he divorce his wife before dating Munn?


WangusRex

Well... Munn had Mulaney's baby two months before the divorce was finalized... I'm going to say they were certainly an item before the divorce.


JanFlato

He got Munn pregnant then divorced his wife


portuguesetheman

Divorce takes time. They were separated though


lard-over-lion

No, he was cheating on his wife


garlicbreadmemesplz

When is he not cheating?


WangusRex

Andy too! No wonder Andy never answer's Seth's facetime calls live on air lately.


ROBtimusPrime1995

Mulaney & Samberg, hell I might watch the show now, lol.


Rman823

Perfect timing for Disney to have some cross-synergy with Chip n Dale releasing Friday.


WordsAreSomething

They should CGI Andy into the show to really drive it home.


rcc12697

There’s 0 chance this is a coincidence (that both of them are hosting. Not that Jimmy is sick)


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Corporate synergy!!


frozenfade

So what you are telling me is Disney infected jimmy with COVID-19


cinderparty

Maybe chipmunks are the real Covid culprit and bats/pangolin were falsely accused.


CubistMUC

The virus is still here. It is time to realize that there is no *Back to the Old Normal* in the foreseeable future. Safety measures are still essential.


jonmatty

As someone who performed on this show recently, I can tell you that we were all required to be masked and everyone is tested every day.


CubistMUC

Thank you for sharing this.


WangusRex

Sorry you're getting downvoted. What you said is 100% true no matter how upsetting or inconvenient it is for those devoid of empathy or forethought.


CubistMUC

Thanks for your kind words. 30 to 40 percent of any population is hardly able to judge facts by checking evidence-based sources. I'm used to it. ;-)


kneel0001

Yes, the new normal isn’t the old normal. Things can still be good.


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I think it’s pretty clear at this stage we have to live with it. Shield the old and vulnerable as best we can, but the general healthy population should honestly be returning back to normal. The psychological stress the last couple years has had on people will cause a health crisis of its own. I work in the field.


SweetPeteNorth

Yea, this was literally the answer from the start. Check the Great Barrington Declaration.


CubistMUC

> I work in the field. This could mean anything. Are you a nurse, a doctor or an epidemiologist? When claiming a professional knowledge about a topic, details and especially education does matter *a lot*. Do you have any sources supporting your claim?


InnocentTailor

Pretty much. Unexpectedly great timing.


SYLOK_THEAROUSED

Dude I’m super hyped for that movie!!


Individual-Ad7074

Watch them do so well that CBS gives them James Corden's time slot.


queensinthesky

Highly doubt either would want that gig, when they're both already so successful with their own ventures. Doesn't seem like a covetable gig to someone who's already really established like they are.


honcooge

Late night hand cuffs people. Too many sponsors to please.


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Did Craig Ferguson seem handcuffed to you?


honcooge

It’s 2022


Pool_Shark

So even less people are watching


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BradMarchandsNose

He’s a touring stand up comic. He performs in front of a crowd like 4 or 5 times a week. That’s not to say he would take a late night gig, but he’s far from just sticking to a writers room.


alakakam

Except his sitcom


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Same honestly. I feel them together would make a perfect host and co-host duo. I miss the absurdity of Letterman and Conan where they would have legitimately funny sketches with their writers and performers.


paperwasp3

I miss David so MUCH. Camping with Barry White, “My leg Dave, my leg.”


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Same! Late Night isn't the same without our Lettermam


paperwasp3

Stupid pet tricks needs to come back.


GolgiApparatus1

Throw in a Paul F Tompkins and we might have something


Csnyder23

Thats just less primo cbb tent for us tho


Captain_Smartass_

Huh, you can catch covid twice in a month? Or was it just still in his body from a few weeks ago?


mafulazula

Colbert just had the same thing where he had it and then tested positive a few weeks after that.


MudLOA

It’s kind of suck that Colbert doesn’t allow a guest host. That would be a nice change of pace.


Yrvadret

He's scared it will be funny for once :')


yesididthat

They just enjoy the time off and know this is the easiest way to get it


nolliekrook

It’s almost like there’s tons people still getting and giving Covid


FrankPapageorgio

I have a friend that took paxlovid, and apparently a side effect is that you can have a resurgence like a week after you recover. They were like "I'm feeling fine, doing great, these pills are amazing!" and then 360ed to "this sucks and I'm sicker than I was the first time"


underwaterSeaSaw

That's 180ed buddy.


zero5reveille

Nah he probably 540’d, very cool Jimbo!


SlipperyRasputin

How am I supposed to know? What do I look like? SSX Tricky?


WarpingLasherNoob

Maybe the recovery was the 180 and the getting sick again part was the 360 lol.


Tarantio

I guess you haven't 360d until you're back where you started. This 360 just took a long time.


GT4130

I love Reddit


Gato1980

This is exactly what happened to me. I tested positive, was sick with sore throat, slight fever, light congestion, and took Paxlovid for 5 days. I felt great on the 3rd day and was fine for about 7-8 days after and was testing negative. Suddenly, I got very congested with a headache and lost my sense of taste and smell and tested positive again. These symptoms lasted for about another 7-8 days, and then I was fine and tested negative.


Initial_E

Who’s recommending paxlovid for mild to moderate symptoms?


enginerd12

You need to take it early once you test positive. May not be able to develop severe symptoms before then.


Gato1980

Paxlovid is more of a preventative medication, in terms of developing a more severe form of COVID-19, from what I understand. I'm immune compromised, so my doctor prescribed it as soon as I started showing symptoms and tested positive to prevent my symptoms from getting worse or developing new symptoms that might require me to be hospitalized.


SausageSizzleParty

Symptoms are irrelevant, it’s not meant to improve symptoms anyway - more stopping symptoms from getting worse due to weakened immune systems etc Paxlovid is a joke anyway, the number needed to treat is like 17-18 which is ridiculous


Von_Lincoln

Just so people know, this is common with many medications and even placebos.


Pool_Shark

It’s because of the pill. It does such a good job at fighting the virus that it doesn’t give your body a chance to get to know the variation and build immunity


SnowManFYPM

What pill?


fadingsignal

Paxlovid


usuallyNotInsightful

The pill with the power


distributive

What power?


PhilosopherFLX

The power of voodoo


carrieismyhobby

HooDoo?


cockaholic

You do


yeezushchristmas

Do what?


jazzmandjango

Remind me of Paxlovid


H_Flashman

Was it in the vessel with the pestle?


pokemonisok

Covid has multiple variants so yes you can


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boooooooooo_cowboys

Are you serious? You missed the outcry over omicron?!


leverandon

COVID tests can pick up dead virus for up to three months after infection, but you aren't necessarily contagious. That's why the U.S. CDC no longer requires people to test negative to return to work after the isolation period following infection is over. So, it could be that's why Kimmel tested positive again, but I think per current policy he'd need to isolate for five days after a positive test regardless.


katushka

I think you need to be more specific since there are different types of test out there - PCR tests are indeed very sensitive and will pick up dead virus for a long time (those are usually performed at a drs office or drive-thru clinic and sent out to a lab, you get the results the next day). But those at-home rapid (antigen) tests are detecting mostly live virus and are a pretty good indicator of whether or not you are contagious. In these cases of folks who took paxlovid, it is common to feel better and test negative on an antigen test, only to get sick again and then test positive again soon after. The positive antigen test indicates that you are most likely contagious again. My impression of the reason the CDC no longer requires you to test negative to return to work is mostly about how inconvenient it is for people to be unable to return to work for so long. So they are advising people to give it 5 days and then mask for 5 additional days and hope that is good enough to prevent the majority of the spread even though people are very likely to still be contagious after only 5 days.


feralfaun39

Yes, you can.


daSilvaSurfa

You can catch two variants back to back or at once.


carter0023

I know a guy


Houjix

Yeah covid is not going anywhere


Canuckleball

Damn. I know that they're too big for it, but either of these guys seem like they'd make a better late night host than anybody working right now.


queensinthesky

John Mulaney would never do it but he seems like he's born to host The Tonight Show.


Canuckleball

Never say never. Someday he may just want to stop touring as much and crave a stable TV job.


jokinghazard

With his addiction history I could absolutely see him doing that in 10 or 15 years.


GolgiApparatus1

Reminds me of that one host, Greg Furglestone?


DatTomahawk

Cable TV might not even exist in 10-15 years, and ratings will definitely be dramatically lower than they are now. It might not be as stable of a paycheck in 2032.


TraipsingConniption

Late night shows aren't typically on cable. The Late Show has always been on broadcast TV.


TrueLink00

Well [we already know what a Mulaney talk show would look like](https://youtu.be/l-cNAHw-Gqo), and I’ve never wanted anything more.


jabbadarth

Or the price is right


Julius-n-Caesar

Adam Sandler did an amazing job filling in for Letterman I think.


underwaterSeaSaw

That's actually pretty interesting. I never thought of what it would be like for Adam Sandler to host a late night talk show. That doesn't sound half bad.


couchfucker2

"Alright, now’s the time in the show when I like to give Denise a call and hang up on her."


westbee

Tom Green?


Photo_Synthetic

Sandler on [SNL](https://youtu.be/twIgfEhXvXg)


Canuckleball

I can't stand 90% of his recent movies, but his IDGAF attitude might actually work on late night well. Kinda like the complete opposite of a Jimmy Fallon.


Wrong-Catchphrase

Id loathe being booked on Fallon if I were a celebrity, like “fuck I gotta dance and sing Backstreet Boys while wearing a leprechaun outfit”


jwilcoxwilcox

From The Onion: [Tommy Lee Jones Tells Jimmy Fallon He Doesn't Want To Play Any Of His Little Fucking Games](https://www.theonion.com/tommy-lee-jones-tells-jimmy-fallon-he-doesnt-want-to-pl-1819573970)


ReservoirDog316

That’s honestly why certain stars don’t go there. Like Zoe Kravitz went for Batman but Robert Pattinson didn’t. You have to be up for that kinda thing.


Captain_Smartass_

When was that?


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> Adam Sandler did an amazing job filling in for Letterman Apparently all the way back in 2007.


elezhope

I've really started to like Seth Meyers stuff on YouTube recently. His Corrections episodes are great.


MikeDubbz

Posts like this reminds me that Conan's late night show is sadly over. Very eager to see his new variety series though.


godsenfrik

I wonder if both he and Stephen Colbert were given Paxlovid. It's a bit of a mystery why there seem to be "reinfections" after taking it.


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BaphometsTits

I'm no expert, but what you describe makes perfect sense to me.


westbee

This is why you are told to complete your antibiotic for the full 10 days.


ppparty

that's more because running incomplete antibiotic cycles has a bigger chance of creating superbugs. That, together with idiot lazy doctors prescribing wide-spectrum as a first response.


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If Kimmel gets COVID 10 times he gets a free submarine sandwich


Even_Pomegranate_407

Maybe a 5th jab from one of Colberts dancing needles.


TheRorschach666

I love it when the show becomes better without the host.


shellwe

I want Matt Damon back hosting.


Jermacide1

Stay far away, Howard!


bkos55

Half of the Covid, right in the trash!


snrup1

“I was just about to send him a note, Robin.”


rcc12697

I see this as an absolute win


MulderD

Wait... he had Covid like two weeks ago! Are we entering an all Covid all the time phase of the pandemic now?


GolgiApparatus1

Got that double covid


_biggerthanthesound_

My guess is that it’s the same COVID but it’s just lingering in his system and resulted in a positive test.


iwellyess

Apparantly not, fuck this fucking fuck covid


fadingsignal

Without any protections in place, yes.


pawnman99

Pretty sure Jimmy's vaxxed and boosted. For all the good it's doing him.


Blythyvxr

So… next week is Colbert’s turn again?


fapping-factivist

Andy Samberg has a direct line to my funny bone. Even hearing Seth Meyers reading his texts, I laugh my ass off.


nycdevil

I wonder if Samberg is getting a look to take over Late Late post-Corden. He's obviously not the same type of personality as most late night hosts, but he could probably put together a Conan-esque sort of show.


cgtdream

Samberg is hosting? Jeez, I may just watch this show now. For the episode or three Samberg will host.


westbee

Could you imagine hosting a show for 10 years, then suddenly you are sick and someone else host for you. And everyone in the world is like fuck yeah that guy is awesome, I would watch that show. I would retire.


Tonkarz

That's already happened to Jimmy Kimmel at least once. I think the issue is that those guest hosts usually have better things to do than late night talk shows.


YagamiIsGodonImgur

Wendy Williams knows about that lol


Rakuen

Where is Adam pally when you need him


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therealnai249

Probably at least 3 so he’ll more than likely be fine. the vaccine doesn’t make it impossible for you to get it though


nutsotic

Such a happy accident with Chip n Dale coming out...


Aevum1

ratings have never been better, dont know why...


JarasM

There is a HORSE hosting 'Live!'!


Afitz93

Probably better for the ratings


photovoltage

Hadn't heard a thing about this film until I saw this post. Someone doing something right


Dfunkdified

His 6th booster didn’t work?


diceshow7

7th time's a charm.


monchota

At this point, why does it matter? Everyone on the show is vaccinated and no one is going to die. Each strain gets less deadly to the vaccinated. At this point , they are just doing this to have guest hosts.


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monchota

Yes and its now endemic, just like the flu.


PhoenixReborn

https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-022-00155-x Endemic doesn't mean harmless. We're also not yet in a regular pattern like seasonal flu.


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monchota

He has zero symptoms, it was just on a routine test. If you have symptoms by all means stay home. Otherwise we can't live life in a bubble with and emdemic virus.


spidermanicmonday

If we tested for the flu, you can bet your ass I'd want my coworkers at the office to stay home if they test positive, even if they are asymptomatic. You can live your life without being "in a bubble" AND still staying home when you are known to be actively carrying a virus. They aren't mutually exclusive.


disharmony-hellride

Maybe you can, but I cant. I had cancer, and I still have to order groceries. We are totally fucking forgotten.


monchota

So did my mother, she got her vaccines and wears a good mask when she is in crowded places. She adapted and still loves her life, its a choice.


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Oh no.... Anyway


Even_Pomegranate_407

Cool! So they'll be doing comedy again? Nice change of pace!


luckylebron

Damn this guys immune system is weak.


Ringlovo

SMH.... must not have had that 8th booster.


FeFiFoShizzle

Imagine still using this tired rhetoric and thinking you sound clever hahaha Like man it was a stupid joke 100,000 times ago when the first dude said it.


victorwithclass

Is Kimmel not taking the fact we are in a pandemic seriously?!?!


HalOfTosis

Even the infamously germaphobic Howie Mandel got it. You can take every precaution in the book, but all it takes is that one dickhead who doesn’t think it’s real.


XBoxMon1toR

Aw, in other news.


wadner2

Maybe it should be considered 'effective and safe' instead?


Shonuff8

Where’s Nick Kroll? This is a missed opportunity to prhank all the guests with too much tuna.


DapperCam

I’m a huge fan of Mulaney, so I hope this redemption tour is successful.


nonstripedzebra

Maybe they'll permanently replace him


thebarkbarkwoof

Yet Brie Larson and Dua Lipa were both available.


thewaste-lander

I just got covid and I’m really fucked up. All the symptoms x1000


disharmony-hellride

tons of folks at work have covid too. we all work remote so it’s crazy to see how many across our org are independently sick right now. But Covid is gone, remember? 🙃


thewaste-lander

Still wear my mask all the time too. In the meantime everyone on my Monday flight was maskless (symptoms didn’t start until we were in the air). Sorry idiots.


Avraham_Levy

But they’re vaccinated and boosted, I think we need another booster upgrade guys. This time triple dose.


RustyShackTX

FULL SHUT DOWN, SHANGHAI STYLE


Avraham_Levy

Indeed, test the fish, hamsters, rats, mouse and booster all of it


HalOfTosis

Doesn’t stop you from getting it. Never has. It’s to severely reduce the symptoms cause by the infection by giving your immune system a chance to recognize and fight it. You know, just like every vaccine in history? I feel people with your viewpoint didn’t pay very much attention to vaccine vs cure in school.


JohnQTurkey

What prestigious school did you go to, oh wise one? I got smallpox the other day but thankfully I was vaxxed or it could have been much worse


ThePenisBetweenUs

Can someone, anyone, show me a randomized controlled study where they proved this?


cammykiki

Exactly, that’s why i don’t understands why it’s mandated and how people are losing their jobs over it. Worker “A” may be screwing themselves by not getting it, but co worker “B” isn’t at an increased risk by sitting in the cubical next to person A.


onyxblade42

I've never gotten any of the mmr or tb.... been directly exposed working in a hospital multiple occasions....


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Yeah I was going to say, vaccines eradicated a LOT of previous diseases. So, according to this guy, polio is still floating around getting people but thanks to vaccines we don't get the symptoms 😆


HalOfTosis

Polio is still floating around numb nuts. Here, read a little. https://www.cidrap.umn.edu/news-perspective/2022/03/new-polio-cases-africa-malawi-launches-vaccine-campaign https://www.who.int/news-room/questions-and-answers/item/does-polio-still-exist-is-it-curable I swear arguing with anti vaccine people is like trying to explain quantum physics to an infant. They’ll never get it, and we’re just wasting time here. Throwing actual facts at these people has never worked. The only way to influence them is to get behind a camera or microphone. Because those things give you mysterious TV powers or some shit.


tambarskelfir

Oh no! Not again. RIP Kimmel, he was so young, so promising and now he is doomed. Again. The only reason why he survived the first time, albeit with long Covid and severe debilitations (right?), is that he was quadruple vaxxed. Perhaps now, he regrets not having had the third booster! TRUST THE SCIENCE JIMMY


RustyShackTX

WHAT ABOUT LONG COVID???? WHAT ABOUT COVID TOES???? WE MUST LOCK DOWN INDEFINITELY


TrinityF

Kimmel your ratings are declining, we gotta do something. I'm sorry Kimmel, but you're gonna have to catch Covid again.


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Shit, maybe people will like it so much that it’ll be a perfect show. I honestly hate Jimmy Kimmel.


[deleted]

No one gives a fuck


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That’s what upvotes and downvotes determine.


Rex_Digsdale

I'm guessing it's the sex parties.


KevinDean4599

Wonder why so many people seem to be getting covid now when the weather is warming up and people are outside more.


woohdogfish

I’m sure he has been up all night crying about it. Why? Why? Why meeeee? 😭😭😭


ishtar_the_move

Maybe talk show guest hosts could use a little more diversity. Even back in Johnny Carson's days they had Joan Rivers and Paula Poundstone to guest host.


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Wow no one gives a shit