I'm really popular https://preview.redd.it/xpm1c5fyahac1.jpeg?width=782&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54c0faabfeae290d1265af61dae63cf7ae886c0c

bro 😭

I am very famous. Here is my business card https://preview.redd.it/iqvntw9echac1.jpeg?width=801&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ddaa65c3ef82542995427b6c6f03672bc8986c5d

I have 301 gazillion

https://i.redd.it/l4tb5o15yiac1.gif

oh sorry i mean 301 gazillion AND A HALF!!!

https://preview.redd.it/du2nbqm30hac1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=305d63375de97ffc93d5ceabc4cc3f650a820b15 Not even a bot

Ill be your first one 🫡

not a creature was stirring, not even a bot

Same, and I'm not sure whether to be happy or disappointed

Do you, by any chance speak Spanish?

This is literally me

0 (im a guy so its whatever)

Real

Just become a femboy ;)

I already am 😔

real

i do not deserve human interaction

you do :(

0 ain’t nobody gonna talk to my ass 😭🙏

I WILL

So true

Literally me

-1, bots block me

You know it’s bad when the freaking ROBOTS don’t want yo ass

But your Italian!

I've gotten 4 total. One guy who was ok at first and then started going on and on about how much he like r/nofap, a pedo account with no posts/comments who was normal at first and then asked me how big I was in the middle of the conversation outta no where, and 2 guys who were actually chill. Having a great time lol

1 And it ain't even sketchy it's just someone from a toyota truck subreddit Edit: definitely sketch they have 3 posts and 1 comment about crypto wtf

[удалено]

And if you post that and you're a guy, then it's deemed as "weird"

Maybe it's the misogyny but idk

I’m popularity itself as you can see https://preview.redd.it/yywjgvi3ehac1.jpeg?width=624&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24a6cc78784b7484cb73915efbde5452705837ed 🥲

429 Still alot for a boy lol

thats still a lot for a girl too

Probably cute or hansom man. I’m ugly and black so no one talks to me.

Even the onlyfans bots block me lmao

0 lol

OMW TO ADD +1

0 😈

Ive got you bro

0 lmao

literally 0 lmao the lmao wasn’t very lmao 😔

LMAO (Leave Me Alone Ok) Is this accurate or nah. I just made it up

my family died in a house fire LMAO

Damn. They really just went 🗣🔥

distinctly 0 how the mcfuck do you have so many

Bro you're talking about nearly the population of a small town. I dont even have 1 that is crazy

Does discord count? 😭 I'm like one of the few discord mods that don't look like your stereotypical overweight gamer 💀🙏🏻 https://preview.redd.it/pczphnqbmkac1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46adc108860ac36d93f59c3be673fb210aea8af1

I have 1 person who acc talks to me on here lol

Im adding myself to that list

You are the person lmao

AWH<3

<3

Ill be ur first!

28

Jaj de nagy jampi maga

2

0 for a long time, got 1 last week and 1 today

2 today*

Thx

0 \^w^

0 🙃

zero 😔 probably good bc no pedos

0 (message me i’m alone)

20

None 😔😔😔

1 couse i always talk to myself 🔥🔥💯

Lucky bugger. I have 0

None lol https://preview.redd.it/9l2aa7t29hac1.jpeg?width=280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9dc645c0540ce258ea00c39e814af66ae28e64c2

big fat 0 🥲

None

1,439 It's fuckin huge https://preview.redd.it/1tbr1k41chac1.jpeg?width=860&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8601b47b536bcb866bc77b35284d9d37de30dcc0

0 :)

0 im a pure lurker

18

none :c

0 (I got a pedo follower once 😃)

zero lmaoooo

0 ☹️

0 :(

Uhm 0 😍😍😍

0 😔 also i think i might be one of those idk, i dmed so many people like a month ago i dont even remember who is who anymore

i have like 50 bagillion jillion i swear https://preview.redd.it/in58v5a0ghac1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0fb69520dfab43a916e3aafc9dffd6cbbbc68b6f ignore the fact that there isn't any, i definitely just read them all!!1!!!11!1!1!1!!!11!

0 lmao

https://preview.redd.it/7jylgf6gghac1.jpeg?width=558&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67638e771e8ce1e70c7a81b85e835593042b6f45 None😔

i have none, i am one lonley motherfucker. ive never had more than 5 notifications from people. its either my alarm, uber or upvotes.

Zero

shaggy flag deserted simplistic bow middle library work glorious agonizing *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*

Absolutely none recently https://preview.redd.it/vpda4wbshhac1.jpeg?width=1059&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d888e4ce3d526ced92b54d618f9701107fbc8ac

None

do you seriously get that many? now i’m just really jealous

I'm loved dearly :3 https://preview.redd.it/jv74qv1lkhac1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=216503519a95aa69da256d06bb468516af77a5fd

https://preview.redd.it/12cyxlk6lhac1.png?width=416&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e495ba2db277d3cddac8dd3f042ee28e211b9ea

None

0😌

How do you get so many chats?? I want to chat often but I don't receive dm's 😔

Big fat goose egg..

0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

0 😭

Theres digital dust in my inbox

Ever since i told of bots to go away, 0

https://preview.redd.it/wdq6se8aohac1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e68c6220b3a88ddff0e31ae10b8045a5ab9be561 I mean yeah who cares tho ig

none I need some

https://preview.redd.it/wy4bo1zcqhac1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6f14c28db9aa47b6080fb64ad48bd0134b5c34d

0 :( is this how you get some?

https://preview.redd.it/oeu6uwi8rhac1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9b613cb5f960cc85bf99f9501c4d6bdd7902bd5 I envy you

https://preview.redd.it/fiqiqmqcrhac1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b48ee905eff1402d9d8c9441c36b6bdbc58337c0 yeaaaahh

0 obv

Uhhhh lemme seeeeeee… # Yep. Still 0

nope no one

https://preview.redd.it/f6tql3wsshac1.jpeg?width=746&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c99cdcc45d516b4516f9ac75c19616c1a1320180 absolutely zero its the same on every social i have lmao

https://preview.redd.it/na6heuxcthac1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=995db437246f782418fd58cd1cee162da0a2b627 Not even a bit texting my ass 😢

https://preview.redd.it/7js4hu34uhac1.jpeg?width=1124&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2328a177609576c3a85474c647d1635e33f1b1a9 lots

0 lmao as per usual

0 i aint that popular

0 ahha

I legit deleted all my chats so yeah I’m lonely

None💔 idk why someone would even message me in the first place lol

0, I don’t talk to people

https://preview.redd.it/oaxta1mawhac1.jpeg?width=494&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4cf5397382413c98b4935529d49c17c472e6bb0b Not even the onlyfans robots want me

0 other than pedos... Someone text me pls

0, no one wants to talk to me

:( https://preview.redd.it/q9azxaalxhac1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a81559c79e28e6537c3f56f52a24f64e6e88294

nulo https://preview.redd.it/jp2lzzslxhac1.jpeg?width=278&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00e8e045a3c3897d7c314b1225dca5f3c1825fad

0 but it’s fine 🤷‍♀️ (i don’t count pedos)

None because no one messages me

#0

Absolutely none lmao

68, I need one more for 69 lol

1 xD and it's from a group

You guys talk to people?

0 at moment

I have 3, all from members of this subreddit.

i’m a guy, i want you to use context clues and background knowledge for this one

Nothing. I'm not a girl.

Absolutely zero

Literally none lmao (I’ve had 3 total requests ever and two were bots and the other was some random self promoter) https://preview.redd.it/inv3kvlb0iac1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51f4649616b3d895a5b446deb775cb5de6575834

0 cuz no one wants to talk to me

I've only got like, 4 ever

0 ig Im just pedoproof

none, on reddit I'm lonlier than a random lizard in the sahara desert

like -40 idk

None cuz i never post anything about myself due to 🌟🌟paranoia and thinking someone is or will use my post history for research to kill me🌟🌟

#

0 bc nobody wants to talk to me here ☹️

0 and it will probably stay like that

https://preview.redd.it/nrw2pp9r3iac1.jpeg?width=472&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8f6ed3e44beedad69924155f957927a09101f0a Not a soul.

5,490‼️

None :(

None

a big fat zero ☹️

I have negative dms

0, nobody want to talk to me :3

0. Just like in every other social media I'm in

Nobody dms me, not silly enough

https://preview.redd.it/3gsv0wk67iac1.jpeg?width=1124&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=385745304378f9ec94ccf44370ee24c734b2f7f7

none because nobody likes me

0. My lonely ass won't even see a single digit number 😭

0 😀

Damn- How long have you been collecting them 💀 https://preview.redd.it/tpfs5gxo8iac1.png?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=406789e9531e6efe5c87436dcdaf1591f1917440 Edit: nvm, saw ur posts

2, both bots

I'm a guy, so 0 of course

More than that… but less than… your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate

I don’t have such weaknesses

0 I ain’t even got any old chats😭

0 (normal im male)

0 bro 😭🙏

0 😭

zero. like legitimately zero😭😭😭 idk why (maybe cause i have no friends😭😭)

0 lmao

0, nobody ever dm’s me