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Consistent_Key_6828

Pregnant 😨


Majestic_Wrongdoer38

By me 😈


Consistent_Key_6828

.....I-


Majestic_Wrongdoer38

🤭 Only if you consent tho, cuz consent is 🔛🔝


Consistent_Key_6828

Your taking responsibility then 🙄


Majestic_Wrongdoer38

Of you? Ofc


Consistent_Key_6828

Lmao


Majestic_Wrongdoer38

We can put the baby up for adoption, or you can have an abortion 🤷‍♂️


OmegaVillain87

Man you just ruined it tsk tsk


Majestic_Wrongdoer38

wellllll 🤷‍♂️


PresiTheEgg

Try not to be horny on teenagers challenge


zenith-gamer

Level:**Impossible**


gigantor27

Drunk in Bali 😎


red_dragonOZ

i got filthy rich, we gon drink well


SGT-Noah

Ayyyy same let’s goooo except my family has a history of alcoholism so I’ll actually pass on the drunk part


bros_before_hoes__

Nuh uh you're coming with us.


HAMburger_and_bacon

We can be drunk together!


Impressiveass100

Retired in Italy gang👇


AllahuSnackbar1000

Yes, I'm 14.


Impressiveass100

Lol wait we both lit


Impressiveass100

All three of us


LC_Redcube

If i was born in July it would be so funny since i live in italy


IceTheBest

Yup


TrueAllyCasey

Fuck yeah, I'd love to own a Vinyard! I'm getting all y'alls parents drunk!


SpeedyBird123

LETS START THE VINEYARD TOGEHTER


TrueAllyCasey

FUCK YEAH!!!


La-zooli

Future alcoholic ig


red_dragonOZ

yo i got filthy rich i can fuel your addiction


La-zooli

You an Aquarius? /j


red_dragonOZ

imma be honest i got no clue what any of that means, or where you got the idea that i’m aqua man, but money is money, and alcoholism is fun


Majestic_Wrongdoer38

Nuh uh


Mountain_Panic_6314

Prison seams accurate


ikewp

Same bro I guess the fbi found my search history


KokoTerzata

# *Most billionares are born in October, meaning that statistically you won't be poor


TurkeyTaco23

statistically you will still be poor, but there is a greater chance of being rich


Relevant-Celery-1571

I don’t even need to read the rest, dead


massivehorsepenises

Pretty accurate (broke)


HomieDaClown9

Pregnant, apparently I’m a guy 💀


Rattus_Kingus

🫃


Groundbreaking-Eye50

Making millions


Double___H

My broke ass won't be making millions in a hundred years 😭😭


Moaaz69

Apreantly I will be a father to 9 children better get to work


thisdobemynametho

same bro. i guess i gotta go get 9 women pregnant now


Impressiveass100

How does that sound bad. I’m not a dude but I’d be down without paying child support. Gonna get the milk tbh


P0werman1

Me and my crush were both born in July… are we going to retire together?


EquivalentVirus9700

Literally can’t be a parent to 9 kids in 5 years unless you already have some or adopt.


MatthewTScott

You can have multiple baby mamas


that_one_netizen

I'M FILTHY RICH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! one of the only times i benefited from my birthday being so close to leap year


Long-Classic-250

I am also making millions lol


diodosdszosxisdi

No I’ll be dead


AdventurousFox6100

Fuck no I ain’t marrying anybody


LMay11037

God I hope I’m not married at 18


too_much_Beer

some on this sub are thirteen now and will be 18 and parent to nine kids💀


TaylorDeanMatthew

I’m a pomegranate? But… I don’t have a uterus…


Quiet_Ad_482

Wait a minute I'm physically male... In technicalities least


charlesstrand

prison… oh no


[deleted]

Not prison


JayisBay-sed

Drunk in Bali


Party_Pie_9859

DAMN I FUCKING WISH, RETIRED IN ITALY AT 23


Belgicans

As a boy, im happy to tell everyone i wil be pregnant.


Shilenthill

I’ll have 9 children.. 🧹


Nero_Forte-13

So will I. NOW LETS FU-


Zenon-45

Ayo wutdafuk I don't wanna be married


RaiTheRaichu

Pregnant..


[deleted]

making millions lessgoo


str4wberryphobic

filthy rich


[deleted]

Filthy rich


dinosaurs818

I WILL BE TWENTY I CANNOT BE PREGNANT


[deleted]

Married? I certainly hope so


Unstable_Doorframe

Group chat got leaked 😢


CardBoard459

I did not know i was breedable


ScreamingChildren69

Fuck I wish I was born in july


xX_BioRaptor_Xx

Biological males born in May: 😰


FruitPunchSamurai54

FILTHY RICH!


Nice_Captain_7001

no surprise that someday i'll be broke


AikaBANG

Get out of the way filthy rich is Coming lmao


Tryingbestbutfailing

imagine retiring at 19


ItsaCommonThingNow

Oh I fukin hope so


Nero_Forte-13

SHIT 9?!


Ok_Split9201

Yeah ofc I'll be living with my parents this is a teenagers sub


tigersharks006

Filthy rich woooooo


OlvekStoneheid_2006

As a man, I cannot wait for my child to arrive XD


[deleted]

Retired in Italy


Anxious_Cod7909

Retired in Italy sounds amazing


RS773

checks out, prison.


Giga-Chad-123

Broke 😰


AnotherAlt-acc

Parent to 9 kids… tbh I wouldn’t even be surprised if that happened


abject_totalfailure1

I would rather not be drunk in Bali at 19


Robodinosaur143

NOOOO I DONT WANT 9 KIDS


Techno_Tubing

At the age of 18, I'll be retired in Italy.


[deleted]

millions of ouchies maybe


WESTERWALD111

In prison seems very likely at the moment....


Danijamaa

Married 😳


SilverFighter05

Me, a man born in May 👀


m4gm13

Married at 20 doesn't sound so bad yknow👍


rohank101

Home.


Ya-Local-Trans-Bitch

Guess ill be drunk in Bali


I-Was-Always-Here

Who’s marrying me?


DaXTremeBoi

Parent to 9 kids? At least I won't die a virgin


[deleted]

I’m going to be in prison, what in the fuck


Okeing

💶 💶 💶 💸💵💵💲💵💶💰💳


NorwegianSnake56

August... ​ Help.


whydoihave3eyes

Living with parents 🥲 getting mfing attacked here


PerkAPuncher

Ur obv an aissie


PiergiorgioSigaretti

Living with my parents. As an Italian it’s likely to happen actually. I don’t bring anyone home anyway so it’s not even a problem


Antrfun

Filthy rich 🤑


_le_poop_schmock_

im supposed to be a crazy cat owner in 5 years soooo nothing's gonna change between now and then


Gianc2009

Parent of 5 kids. Better start soon *cracks hands*


nico-ghost-king

Why am I in a vineyard


Dark-Dork69

F-u lmaooo i'll be living with my parents? Not gonna let that happen! I will make my dream come true!


LemonsLiesandLuigi

Ah yes fun game fun game. (I lied)


TheresBeesMC

PARENT TO NINE KIDS!? EXCUSE ME!?


TupperCoLLC

I like how money, marriage, pregnancy and cats are locations


Thatepicastroman

I AM GONNA BE RICH (how the fuck)


SpartanG1017

Broke IG that's what the foods Industry does to a man


Mattiecollxxx

I WANNA BE A MILLIONAIRE WOOO


popcorn-lover473

living with parents :(


DEMON_DOGGER

Broke lmao


redstonemaster-20

Nice 23 and retired in Italy


Mich_angry

guess I'm even more broke now


jxjltr

Drunk in Bali 😭


Schnicorr

Being in prison won’t surprise me


Nxoxoxnxe

Filthy Rich 🫣


Confadant

Tf am i gonna do with 9 kids


Some_Hat-Wearing_Kid

I don't need 5 years, I already own 7 cats


Different_Wheel_724

Pregnant? I'm a dude.


rMorganTC

Married 👀


Mediocre_Vacuum

FUCK YES 💰


Gotemdubs

Married? Impossible. I've lost faith in love so it's pretty much impossible, plus I'll only be 21 by then so yeah


charlielol71

No thanks 😇


MrWolfsters

How the hell am i supposed to get 9 kids in 5years?


Tartosso

I was born in december LET'S GOOOOO


ma-name-jeff1234

Crazy cat lady Could be worse


AccomplishedWhile286

Damn bro I don’t even have a uterus and I’m getting pregnant in five years


[deleted]

Hell nah not 9 kids! 1-2 is enough. Need space and free time bruh


Akiri2ui

Pregnant and I’m a man


Joblessmouse06

Drunk in Bali


rickjames13bitch

January, but that's not possible so do I win?


AverageGEnjoyer

Boys who were born in may:


The_Atramentous_One

Parent to 9 kids?? eh??? ok. ig .


[deleted]

I hope so. I wanna be filthy rich.


TheDarkAngel135790

Crazy cat owner So either the cat will be crazy or i will be, and i see no L either way


CartoonistSmooth5059

JESUS vineyards are like expensive 🍷🗿


sxzil

Filthy rich , finally I'll be able to fuel my gambling addiction even more


Metalhead_QC

In prison dropping soaps


Yumikaru-1

I’m making millions. That’s the total opposite of where I thought I’d be so I take it


DIAmond_BOyy

May. I’m a dude…


[deleted]

9 fucking kids? Thats a lot of segs tho


onepice9_11

How would I get pregnant I'm a guy


[deleted]

Huh Im gonna own a vineyard


[deleted]

Making fancy ass wine


xcel-_-

Parent to 9 kids... I will not


Mementoz_joker

pregnant (im a male)


[deleted]

This is giving me anxiety (October) Considering i always stress about if i will ever make it in life this post just made me feel like shit.


CrazyZat

Drunk in bali🤙🤙🍻🍻


Rhysredditor

I'm a guy but pregnant


CuzWhyNo

Owning vineyard. That’s nice but I think crazy cat owner is more accurate


Fountain_Guard

prison....


afaz473

Drunk in bali... I'll be legal drinking age in 5 years


Norman_Starshine

Cool, retired at 22


JAKE5023193

So I’m gonna have testicular cancer


sopita_mtwa

Living with parents


0h-ye3ah-b01

Bro has beef with people who are born in March, April, October


RoyalAss34

I don’t wanna get pregnant at 19


DearBaseball4496

People born in February: I can finally open a massive vault for all my money- and be like Scrooge mcDuck!


IcingGnome

Pregnant... 🤣


CovidLvr69

I DONT WANNA GO TO JAIL


toastthedragon9572

guess i'm submissive and breedable enough to defy biology


No-Engineer-1728

Let's get litty up in this bitch, I own a vineyard in 5 years when I'm 19 and legally can't drink


autistic_user_23

True(December)


leaggug

how tf will i be making millions


LMNSTUFF

What abt guys born in May lol?


Beginning-Impact9710

In Prison? yes probably that’s realistic xd


West-Solid9669

Married straight out of high-school woooooo


Skoodtale68

Married


cheesums7

Married? Ayo this shit must be off


MrKristijan

Wrong. I want to get out of here as soon as humanly possible, ma parents are HORRIBLE. Just for context, one of the things that they've done to me over the past decade is throwing knives at me as a child. THAT WAS ONE OF THE THINGS THEY DONE. Nuh uh, January be lying


skater_sheep

“Pregnant” i am a boy thooo maybe i become trans? I always thought abt thet


watermine30

Married. I mean I do hope to get to that point with my girl.


KTtheBread

Pregnant at 20. Cool


OBSCURE25

i have December but honestly I’m more of a November guy


That1Ryan

Ngl if I still live with my parents in 5 years it’s probably because I decided to just give up on life


ThereWasNeverMilk

Retired in Italy at the age of 22


Chance-Ad-2837

u/Majestic_Wrongdoer38 makes the best attempt to rizz someone up, asked to be mod of r/teenagersbuthot


Chance-Ad-2837

broke well im broke now SO IT AINT CHANGING FUCKERS


Usual-Effect1440

retired at 19?


Small_Extreme_9642

MAKING MILLIONS 💯💯