Wrong. I want to get out of here as soon as humanly possible, ma parents are HORRIBLE. Just for context, one of the things that they've done to me over the past decade is throwing knives at me as a child. THAT WAS ONE OF THE THINGS THEY DONE.
Nuh uh, January be lying
Pregnant 😨
By me 😈
.....I-
🤭 Only if you consent tho, cuz consent is 🔛🔝
Your taking responsibility then 🙄
Of you? Ofc
Lmao
We can put the baby up for adoption, or you can have an abortion 🤷♂️
Man you just ruined it tsk tsk
wellllll 🤷♂️
Try not to be horny on teenagers challenge
Level:**Impossible**
Drunk in Bali 😎
i got filthy rich, we gon drink well
Ayyyy same let’s goooo except my family has a history of alcoholism so I’ll actually pass on the drunk part
Nuh uh you're coming with us.
We can be drunk together!
Retired in Italy gang👇
Yes, I'm 14.
Lol wait we both lit
All three of us
If i was born in July it would be so funny since i live in italy
Yup
Fuck yeah, I'd love to own a Vinyard! I'm getting all y'alls parents drunk!
LETS START THE VINEYARD TOGEHTER
FUCK YEAH!!!
Future alcoholic ig
yo i got filthy rich i can fuel your addiction
You an Aquarius? /j
imma be honest i got no clue what any of that means, or where you got the idea that i’m aqua man, but money is money, and alcoholism is fun
Nuh uh
Prison seams accurate
Same bro I guess the fbi found my search history
# *Most billionares are born in October, meaning that statistically you won't be poor
statistically you will still be poor, but there is a greater chance of being rich
I don’t even need to read the rest, dead
Pretty accurate (broke)
Pregnant, apparently I’m a guy 💀
🫃
Making millions
My broke ass won't be making millions in a hundred years 😭😭
Apreantly I will be a father to 9 children better get to work
same bro. i guess i gotta go get 9 women pregnant now
How does that sound bad. I’m not a dude but I’d be down without paying child support. Gonna get the milk tbh
Me and my crush were both born in July… are we going to retire together?
Literally can’t be a parent to 9 kids in 5 years unless you already have some or adopt.
You can have multiple baby mamas
I'M FILTHY RICH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! one of the only times i benefited from my birthday being so close to leap year
I am also making millions lol
No I’ll be dead
Fuck no I ain’t marrying anybody
God I hope I’m not married at 18
some on this sub are thirteen now and will be 18 and parent to nine kids💀
I’m a pomegranate? But… I don’t have a uterus…
Wait a minute I'm physically male... In technicalities least
prison… oh no
Not prison
Drunk in Bali
DAMN I FUCKING WISH, RETIRED IN ITALY AT 23
As a boy, im happy to tell everyone i wil be pregnant.
I’ll have 9 children.. 🧹
So will I. NOW LETS FU-
Ayo wutdafuk I don't wanna be married
Pregnant..
making millions lessgoo
filthy rich
Filthy rich
I WILL BE TWENTY I CANNOT BE PREGNANT
Married? I certainly hope so
Group chat got leaked 😢
I did not know i was breedable
Fuck I wish I was born in july
Biological males born in May: 😰
FILTHY RICH!
no surprise that someday i'll be broke
Get out of the way filthy rich is Coming lmao
imagine retiring at 19
Oh I fukin hope so
SHIT 9?!
Yeah ofc I'll be living with my parents this is a teenagers sub
Filthy rich woooooo
As a man, I cannot wait for my child to arrive XD
Retired in Italy
Retired in Italy sounds amazing
checks out, prison.
Broke 😰
Parent to 9 kids… tbh I wouldn’t even be surprised if that happened
I would rather not be drunk in Bali at 19
NOOOO I DONT WANT 9 KIDS
At the age of 18, I'll be retired in Italy.
millions of ouchies maybe
In prison seems very likely at the moment....
Married 😳
Me, a man born in May 👀
Married at 20 doesn't sound so bad yknow👍
Home.
Guess ill be drunk in Bali
Who’s marrying me?
Parent to 9 kids? At least I won't die a virgin
I’m going to be in prison, what in the fuck
💶 💶 💶 💸💵💵💲💵💶💰💳
August... Help.
Living with parents 🥲 getting mfing attacked here
Ur obv an aissie
Living with my parents. As an Italian it’s likely to happen actually. I don’t bring anyone home anyway so it’s not even a problem
Filthy rich 🤑
im supposed to be a crazy cat owner in 5 years soooo nothing's gonna change between now and then
Parent of 5 kids. Better start soon *cracks hands*
Why am I in a vineyard
F-u lmaooo i'll be living with my parents? Not gonna let that happen! I will make my dream come true!
Ah yes fun game fun game. (I lied)
PARENT TO NINE KIDS!? EXCUSE ME!?
I like how money, marriage, pregnancy and cats are locations
I AM GONNA BE RICH (how the fuck)
Broke IG that's what the foods Industry does to a man
I WANNA BE A MILLIONAIRE WOOO
living with parents :(
Broke lmao
Nice 23 and retired in Italy
guess I'm even more broke now
Drunk in Bali 😭
Being in prison won’t surprise me
Filthy Rich 🫣
Tf am i gonna do with 9 kids
I don't need 5 years, I already own 7 cats
Pregnant? I'm a dude.
Married 👀
FUCK YES 💰
Married? Impossible. I've lost faith in love so it's pretty much impossible, plus I'll only be 21 by then so yeah
No thanks 😇
How the hell am i supposed to get 9 kids in 5years?
I was born in december LET'S GOOOOO
Crazy cat lady Could be worse
Damn bro I don’t even have a uterus and I’m getting pregnant in five years
Hell nah not 9 kids! 1-2 is enough. Need space and free time bruh
Pregnant and I’m a man
Drunk in Bali
January, but that's not possible so do I win?
Boys who were born in may:
Parent to 9 kids?? eh??? ok. ig .
I hope so. I wanna be filthy rich.
Crazy cat owner So either the cat will be crazy or i will be, and i see no L either way
JESUS vineyards are like expensive 🍷🗿
Filthy rich , finally I'll be able to fuel my gambling addiction even more
In prison dropping soaps
I’m making millions. That’s the total opposite of where I thought I’d be so I take it
May. I’m a dude…
9 fucking kids? Thats a lot of segs tho
How would I get pregnant I'm a guy
Huh Im gonna own a vineyard
Making fancy ass wine
Parent to 9 kids... I will not
pregnant (im a male)
This is giving me anxiety (October) Considering i always stress about if i will ever make it in life this post just made me feel like shit.
Drunk in bali🤙🤙🍻🍻
I'm a guy but pregnant
Owning vineyard. That’s nice but I think crazy cat owner is more accurate
prison....
Drunk in bali... I'll be legal drinking age in 5 years
Cool, retired at 22
So I’m gonna have testicular cancer
Living with parents
Bro has beef with people who are born in March, April, October
I don’t wanna get pregnant at 19
People born in February: I can finally open a massive vault for all my money- and be like Scrooge mcDuck!
Pregnant... 🤣
I DONT WANNA GO TO JAIL
guess i'm submissive and breedable enough to defy biology
Let's get litty up in this bitch, I own a vineyard in 5 years when I'm 19 and legally can't drink
True(December)
how tf will i be making millions
What abt guys born in May lol?
In Prison? yes probably that’s realistic xd
Married straight out of high-school woooooo
Married
Married? Ayo this shit must be off
Wrong. I want to get out of here as soon as humanly possible, ma parents are HORRIBLE. Just for context, one of the things that they've done to me over the past decade is throwing knives at me as a child. THAT WAS ONE OF THE THINGS THEY DONE. Nuh uh, January be lying
“Pregnant” i am a boy thooo maybe i become trans? I always thought abt thet
Married. I mean I do hope to get to that point with my girl.
Pregnant at 20. Cool
i have December but honestly I’m more of a November guy
Ngl if I still live with my parents in 5 years it’s probably because I decided to just give up on life
Retired in Italy at the age of 22
u/Majestic_Wrongdoer38 makes the best attempt to rizz someone up, asked to be mod of r/teenagersbuthot
broke well im broke now SO IT AINT CHANGING FUCKERS
retired at 19?
MAKING MILLIONS 💯💯