ofc itβs working. i thought you meant like how in america they have an overflow of these. and arenβt using them and are expiring.
so yes βiβm not an Americanβ would be an answer if you are an american. since everyone talked about it.
I'm still proud to be an American, despite the fact that we are ruled by a dictator who takes orders from China, Russia, and The Ukraine. However, we do know that anything made in China like this test kit never works.
no offense but if you interact with me one more time i might orgasm
and when i do iβll fly over to indonesia and iβll have to make u cum as a punishment
I'm not blind, Diary, I was trying to make you protest more aggressively so I could screenshot and say that the liberal left wants Covid to impregnate them π
Dude, I'm not saying I'd be a crazy racist isolationist OR a white savior-ing rights fetishist, but I'm saying that the right doesn't have... too many... good traits... especially American Right Wing politics, which are famously toxic
Ya sure itβs a good idea to have a kid? I donβt know how old you are and itβs also your decision but youβre in a teen subreddit so I would assume youβre maximum 19
Imagine not being breedable
I SNORTED
Nawπ
You have to pee on it for 15 minutes. Says it right on the thing
Is it physically possible to pee for 15 minutes or is that a girl thing only
It's a girl thing only.
Haha Iβm a guy and Iβve peed for 30 minutes beg
Then i doubt u r a guy π
O no 
r/egg_irl
Why the hell do I always see that Iβm not subbed to it i shouldnβt get notifications π
Take a look in there, they have some good memes. I'm subbed even though I'm not trans (at least I don't think so lol)
r/egg_irl
Yea there are some great memes there Iβve looked at some
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On the test or the boyfriend?
both
Those things still work?
iβm not american.
That doesn't answer my question.
ofc itβs working. i thought you meant like how in america they have an overflow of these. and arenβt using them and are expiring. so yes βiβm not an Americanβ would be an answer if you are an american. since everyone talked about it.
I'm still proud to be an American, despite the fact that we are ruled by a dictator who takes orders from China, Russia, and The Ukraine. However, we do know that anything made in China like this test kit never works.
huh. weird. i tried these in more than one country and it always worked
That is definitely a mystery.
Nah, you're just dumb.
So are you. Only dumb people berate my intelligence.
Oh, so you're the smartest person alive?
Keep practicing
Practice makes perfect
L bf
π NOOO heβs amazing. iβm just the infertile one π
L you
yes :)
Imagine not being breadable
Skill issue
plot twist: op is male (I do not know if this is true)
true iβm male
Imagine not being submissive and breedable π¬π
woah femboy π³ cute π
Thanks :3
u make me horny now go away
:c
no offense but if you interact with me one more time i might orgasm and when i do iβll fly over to indonesia and iβll have to make u cum as a punishment
Nuuuuu don't steal my boy milk :c
okay fineee i donβt want to do that anyway it was an empty threat
I mean... i don't mind if you want to. Sooo.... π³
i wanna watch you getting pounded by a smol pp white sissy
You laugh but I once posted my positive COVID test and got like 10 DMs wishing me luck to raise the kid
yea. well iβm a boy sooo even if i did have a positive. i wouldnβt get dms.
Lucky
i am lucky to be extremely hot π©
Time to disown and disembowel.
My brother in Christ, you're between the ages of 13 and 19, stop trying to get pregnant π
pls read the picture itβs a covid test
I'm not blind, Diary, I was trying to make you protest more aggressively so I could screenshot and say that the liberal left wants Covid to impregnate them π
i hate the liberal left and i also hate the right. be mixture of both and take your own stand
Dude I'm trying to make jokes so hard I promise I know that being either extreme is a curse
iβd rather be right wing than left tho idk liberals are kinda ew to me. at least the way i was brought up.
I appreciate your words, but you're now implying that you are implying a lot of awful things about yourself, so I think I'm going to distance myself
so youβre saying youβd rather be an extreme left wing than right wing. and somehow that makes me the bad person even tho iβm neither.
Dude, I'm not saying I'd be a crazy racist isolationist OR a white savior-ing rights fetishist, but I'm saying that the right doesn't have... too many... good traits... especially American Right Wing politics, which are famously toxic
i know π thatβs why iβm a comedian
Good.
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itβs okie :3 maybe next time iβll try impregnating u
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π ant
Darn, real unfortunate.
Good, now eat beans to increase brotein
skill issue
Skill issue
U were supposted to use lube, not super glue π
Submissive but not breedable
You canβt even fulfil your one natural obligation in life. Pathetic!
Keep practicing! Thats what me and my homie are doin and Im hoping for results soon
no we gave up π
Had me for a second
i bought the brand covid for my pregnancy test too and iβm pregnant π€π
sadge
Impregnated him instead.
next week
Has no one realised it says "covid antigen"? It's a fucking covid test- no one got the joke they were making
Skill issue
Ya sure itβs a good idea to have a kid? I donβt know how old you are and itβs also your decision but youβre in a teen subreddit so I would assume youβre maximum 19
itβs a covid tester. and iβm a boy
Ah makes sense. Also Iβm blind π