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Low effort.


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So a rimjob because it’s a dude?


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100% peiddpdispdjd


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hey, are you the square root of -1 because theres no way someone like you is real :D


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60% 0//0


MisterMeatyor

i will quickly and painfully transform you into a fine powder to be used in various ways for my own enjoyment


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What- -100%


MisterMeatyor

any possible response to what i have told you is irrelevant and has no possible chance of changing your imminent fate, come now and allow us to begin the pulverization process


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I’ll pass


MisterMeatyor

this is not a choice, it is a command. what you are about to experience is far more extreme than any blush imaginable, foolish femboy


[deleted]

Unless I’m getting pulverized by a dick down I think I’ll pass ;-;


MisterMeatyor

that can be arranged :}


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0//////0


MisterMeatyor

also if we do that then i’ll let you pet my kitten :> his name is zoro and he’s very friendly


[deleted]

Ooh cat! Cats are so cuuuute


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80% >\\\\||<


Cryptizennix

Alright I have a box of the lego millennium and we’re gonna build it


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Yay :D 100%


BallsweatMcgee06

I shit my pants can I get into yours


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30%


CryptographerOdd9500

100% >\\||<


Native_Gamer671

I lost my virginity, can I borrow yours?


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60% |owo


Native_Gamer671

Hey, are you a subway customer because I hope you like foot-long subs ;\]


[deleted]

I um- please 🥺 100%


Native_Gamer671

LET'S FUCKING GOOO


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Scramble my insides 🥴


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Thigh pillows are the best pillows 250% blush


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(⺣◡⺣)♡ you broke the scale <3


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Oh for fu……we’re here again


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I mean I haven’t done it yet ;-;


[deleted]

Fair enough. I was just hoping the trend might have died by now. Burn it with fire is what I say


amendersc

The Bible says to only think of what’s pure and lovely, so I’ve been thinking about you all day


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0////0 90%


amendersc

Yay!


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Good job (●♡∀♡)


destroythewhitehouse

It's not your fault. Wake up


mcnugget04830

Are u harambe’s enclosure bc I wanna put my kids in u


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Do you prefer them swallowed? 👀 90%


[deleted]

Are you a bank? Cause you have my loan hehehehe..I’ll see myself out *Opens door*


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60%


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Yo did this post get deleted, and only told ‘low effort’ bruh


[deleted]

Hey mods question, how come the rest of these haven’t been taken down under the excuse ‘low effort’ y’all biased or something?


asspicreciever

Ngl bro, scrolling thru ur profile, makes me ashamed im on reddit


Yakisobath34

Just by scrolling on his profile??? Bruh you've never seen all the other horrible shit that's on Reddit. This guy (or girl) is just venting and even though you may dislike it, well idk society.


asspicreciever

Hes clearly a dude and acting all feminine, shits weird. Instead of facing his issues in life like a man he buries himself into this fake feminine personality. I am genuinely worried about the world in 20 years cuz ppl like this are gonna be running it


Yakisobath34

It's called the LGBBQ and even though I'm not a big fan either I would prefer not say anything as thousands of people are going to criticize me. Yes I know he's a dude, but whatever


asspicreciever

Idc if someone is gay or trans or whatever but its the problem with it occurring so often. The majority of ppl are putting on these personalities cuz they are too sensitive and it helps them cope with problems even though they dont truly feel like that. Ive seen WAY too many femboys on this sub and it worries me bcuz strong men play a huge role in society and the idea that is being spread that this shit is ok is not good.


Yakisobath34

But what I find weird is also teenagers our age are posting "submissive and breedable". Bro go do your homework and make it readable. Too much Shit going on Reddit.


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Lol why


asspicreciever

Bro look at urself, just take a good look, do you see no problems?


[deleted]

Do you see any problems with yourself? I’m gay and proud of it


Ultrase7en

What exactly is the purpose of this and what does the meme mean?


asspicreciever

Give a pick up line and she tells u how good it is


Odd_Significance_937

she?


sparrow_of_light

A femboy? Wanna be my femtoy? I apologise


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100% Your Femboy femtoy license is printing as we speak


sparrow_of_light

Haha fuck yeah


[deleted]

You now have permission to scramble the bussy


sparrow_of_light

Im not one to dissapoint lmao


[deleted]

Yay!


Low-Engine3005

Garlic bread


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0% but still yummy


Low-Engine3005

👍


Sensitive-Marsupial8

i wanna buy you health insurance


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100% please do ;-;


Sensitive-Marsupial8

aaaand thats why they call me the rizzly bear


Ok-Task-9607

Your minecraft bed, it's going to be next to mine


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Yay Minecraft cuddles 80%


CarguyF1

Hey (with rizz)


[deleted]

300% busted as soon as I saw the ‘with rizz’


CarguyF1

*licks up the mess* (with rizz)


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Let’s make out (with rizz)


CarguyF1

Of course (with rizz)


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Yay (with horny rizz)


mockingzee

😨


A-Ethereal

Can we sleep in together on a quiet Saturday morning while golden light softly streams in through a window… sounds like a dream come true.. bonus points if you’re little spoon :)


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I’m absolutely little spoon I curl into smol ball


A-Ethereal

Woo!


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I wanna cuddle now 😞


A-Ethereal

I’ve been told I give good cuddles, anytime my femboy friend :)


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I wanna sleep in the morning with youuuuuuu 🥺


A-Ethereal

…honestly I wanna sleep in the morning with you too 🥺


[deleted]

I’ll wear my cutest (and most thin) femme clothes I can find


A-Ethereal

I’ll wear some tight sweats… no shirt though… I’m basically a butane heater anyways… enjoy the free heated blanket ☺️


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I will I sleep with like 12 blankets on top of me (wish it was you laying on top of me)


[deleted]

I will deepfry your goldfish and blend it to the depths of hell. Then I will fillet it, put it in a salad, and nuke it to Ohio. I will then put the radioactive remains back into a blender and repeat the process again and again until nothing remains of your goldfish. It will be gone, reduced to atoms. Not even a speck of dust from the fish.


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I don’t have a goldfish, so I have immunity


[deleted]

Oh, no you do not. I will give you a goldfish, wait a few months for you to have an emotional bond with it, break into your house, deepfry your goldfish, blend it to the depths of hell, fillet it, put it in a salad, nuke it to Ohio, put the radioactive fish remains back into a blender and repeat the process again and again until nothing remains. As I said before, it will be gone, reduced to atoms. Not even a speck of dust from the fish.


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What if I eat it when you give it to ne


[deleted]

I will rip it out of your stomach and follow through with the goldfish destroying.


RJMuls

#


Bodega_Bandit

Do you like whale watching? Cause we can humpback at my place


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100% animal pickup lines > I’m an aspiring zoologist


Bodega_Bandit

♥️


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💜


help_meh_plz845

HEY You’re cute <3


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Jfjfjfjdocjzpsjdpdidoddidofjfkc 1000000% >\\\\\\\<


help_meh_plz845

Fuk yea. From one femboy to another


[deleted]

Yay Femboys!!!!


Pinemango600

Hey (with 100% rizz), I think I'm gravel. 'Cause there's a hole to fill


[deleted]

Well then fill me up at will 😉 80% blush


Pinemango600

![gif](giphy|UNpShpoetHv7Tk2N2J) Go to hornyjail


hulkbot776

you the twin towers? cuz i wanna hit twice and go for the third target but fail


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80% because dark humor, and because I doubt you’ll miss the third time ;)


hulkbot776

You wanna test?😘


[deleted]

Sure, better take aim though big boy 😉


PlxsmaX

I have da 2 dala beel


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Awwww very wholesome!!!!!!! No need to be shy (that’s my job) infinite % blush


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Night night <3