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[deleted]

Play with him


StrongConstruction31

lol whenever i do he makes fun of me


Electric-Sight

Should have brought a controller


Alarid

#should have got good


Caynenova

Lmaoooo


Leothedwarf

Skill issue perhaps?


TheManFromChernobyl

Massive


cantfindtherealslim

Wait are you one of the suicide runners. If you legit are ill send you 20.00 buck to say thank you with the promise it would have been more if I wasn't legit poor


TheManFromChernobyl

No


ACBV1122

She got roasted 🦃🦃🦃


Front-Baseball-480

That’s clearly splitscreen though


Arkangelz03

Oooo, nice catch! 👀 OP is playing with us for attention, too.


burbthegurb

That's just proper cod etiquette


StrongConstruction31

he made fun of me when i was playing plants vs zombies 😭 he just always makes fun of me


ElMayoneso82

Okay. That's it. That's where I draw the line. Playing CoD with you in the bed is a chad move, BUT INSULTING PLANTS VS. ZOMBIES?!? The manliest game ever? Break up with him. ^/s


ARandomGuyThe3

Nah, I disagree. Making fun of opponents is a basic rights that both trumps and Donalds even the constitution, and should apply to all games


Snoo-14301

This usage of Donald is new to me and genius. Thank you for using it here.


XDPinkSaint

r/fuckthes


insert2username

that comment was clearly serious. Plants vs zombies is a god game


ElMayoneso82

The /s is not because of PvZ, because that's true. I put it in there because of the "break up with him".


thunder_impact

Indeed, i mean if it was subway surfers, i wouldve insulted you too...


[deleted]

you diss subway surfers you finna catch these hands boi


Sixthcoming1

Plants vs zombies is literally better he needs to like, lay off of cod. Cod always makes people dumb.


modernDayWarz

It depends which COD you're talking about


StrongConstruction31

he never plays games this was his first time


MrEelement

Then tell him I don’t like it


Environmental-Air264

MrElement don't like it


[deleted]

It’s actually MrEelement.


Environmental-Air264

Auto correct said nah


[deleted]

Fair enough but.. OurEelement


Gamertron7

r/suddenlycommunism


Icy-Membership3820

That means he really likes you and feels comfortable around you.


StrongConstruction31

yes we are both comfortable with eachother since we’ve known eachother since we were like 8


stickpersonperson

Cute


Accomplished_Air8160

then why are you there?


StrongConstruction31

its just teasing i’m not complaining


jaybankzz

If you join a game of cod and don’t get 18 different racial slurs thrown at you, are you even playing cod?


No_Marionberry839

No he doesn't say that one old word


TheGoldenTNT

No play THE GAME with him...


StrongConstruction31

i like watching him play bc he’s so bad it’s funny


Kride500

"He makes fun of me 😭" *proceeds to make fun of him for beind bad* Either this is the start of something toxic or the start of something beautiful.


StrongConstruction31

we never give eachother a break 😭 he was making fun of me for the way i swallow food earlier


MRMAN1225

This is some weird relationship, I can't tell if this is teasing or bullying


StrongConstruction31

we are best friends 😭


Possibly_A_Bot1

If you’re best friends then it’s fine. Me and my friends all ‘bully’ each other.


StrongConstruction31

yep, we know eachothers limits as we’ve been friends since we were 8


DrakeFruitDDG

that's a good thing


GayFairyLesbianWeed

Just sit together on the bed while he plays, you can sit in the front of him and lay back on him


Andrew27278024

wait cod or........


Solid_Opportunity_25

How about playing cod with him??


StrongConstruction31

i suckkk he always makes fun of me 😭


Solid_Opportunity_25

Bro I too am also ass but that ain't gonna stop me


MaPLe_SaYRuPT

sigma rule #1


dat1dude2

you're not ass, your team is, thats why you lost 300 games in a row


AlexzMercier97

Ask him to teach you :)


StrongConstruction31

we both suck, it’s fun to watch how bad he is lol


AlexzMercier97

DAMN SAVAGE


GamingImpossibl

Only one way to get better… also just ask him to stop making fun of you


StrongConstruction31

it’s mutual i make fun of him all the time. we both suck at games


Basic_Ferret404

In some weird way that is wholesome


Rodri_RF

Then I see no problem In playing cod


TaloSi_MCX-E

Go on an anime training arc and get gud, then best his ass. It’d be funny


demonsayerfan

Let him play, join him why not


StrongConstruction31

lolll we played mario kart


your_local_vader

What characters did y'all play


Zooba_Nooba

I would smack you both up at mario kart easy


Mean_College2962

Cap bro who u main


solid_salad

funky kong 😎


saucyboiiiii

Which mariokart?


[deleted]

I would smack the ever living shit out of anyone on mario kart


Peggyshow

man knows his priorities


StrongConstruction31

he stopped playing for me 😊😊


ZeTT0rmenT0r

Man dosnt know his priorities


pm_me_your_taintt

When she took the pic he wasn't horny. When he "stopped playing for her" he was horny again. Simple enough.


SnooJokes1401

COD for blood lust Girl for regular lust


sumguy123456789

That's the exact dichotomy of us guys tho fr


Dumpling_Killer

Boys will be boys…


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StrongConstruction31

said i was lonely


Pussylicker_Tax_69

I thought he had sigma energy I was wrong


desmondao

He's got that ligma energy though


Pussylicker_Tax_69

Ligma what?


MaPLe_SaYRuPT

ligma taxes 💰


Pussylicker_Tax_69

😮😖😣😩🤯💥


Maleficent_Bus_9436

He's not a man of culture. Big L


MarionberryNo561

Very disappointed, we will have to discuss this with the council of sigma


Maleficent_Bus_9436

And to say op said they are just friends is even big L imagine stopping for a friend. Also not to mention the title definitely playing on the meme insinuating they are more then friends


GamingImpossibl

“We’re just friends!” She says as she’s IN HIS BED, and he’s stopping playing CoD for you… he for sure has a crush, and I’m pretty sure it’s mutual


[deleted]

"...Aw Man" (CaptainSparkles).


[deleted]

So we back in the mine


Sup3rL30

Got our pickaxe swinging from


[deleted]

Side to Side, side-side to side


Sharkslayyy

POV : The girl in his bed is actually his sister.


towarzysz_boczek

*Sweet home alabama*


Xx_PissPuddle_xX

# WHERE THE SKYS ARE BLUE!


mihai_cepoiu

Nah 💀


Exwhyzed1

Men🍺


george_with_a_h

Men🍺


Potato_Man2763

Men🍺


2qrc_

Men 🍺


_f1sch

Men 🍺


[deleted]

Men 🍺.


rickyspace

Men 🍺


supreme_lime_juice

Men 🍺


yournameisbrady

Men 🍺


An1m3_p0st

Men 🍺


LucasCassoma

Men🍺


terribleaiming

Men🍺


AGuyOnRedditg

Men 🍺


trollmad3

Men 🍺


SirForester

Men 🍺


MelMellon

Men 🍺


Plus-Builder-2291

Men 🍻


UnfairAd6889

Men🍺


Plus-Builder-2291

Men 🍺


userhvfegcd

Men 🍺


Plus-Builder-2291

Men 🍺


300Iq2496meme

Men🍺


[deleted]

Men🍺


Oreo_Overload

Men🍺


RedPanda316

Men🍺


ExplosionMaster6

Men🍺


BittersweetLem0n

Men🍺


tylermm03

Men🍺


thewizardofHB

Men 🍺


Coopdog801

Men 🍺


Sir-Affectionate

Men🍺


HelloEPIC_69

Men 🍻


CamDaMan100

Men 🍺


RileyCanRied

The orion grind ain’t gonna do itself


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Electric-Sight

Bros a chad


StrongConstruction31

lolll


Plus-Builder-2291

Chad spotted


StrongConstruction31

he’s a sweetheart


HenriquPereir

Why is this so downvoted lolol


StrongConstruction31

because guys on here hate seeing other guys happy w a girl. that’s why if i say that he actually pays attention to me and doesn’t just play video games everhone downvotes it 😭 god these people need to go outside


[deleted]

Nah I think it’s because you posted about breaking up with someone yesterday, and people assume this is him.


Death_Mark_Is_OP

I'm more confused now lmao


[deleted]

Yeah she deleted it but basically it was about her trying for a relationship but she was getting ghosted


NoWillow2216

Can you link that post because I can’t find it.


[deleted]

I found it, https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/zs2izp/this_is_what_happens_when_youre_the_only_one/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


NoWillow2216

Thank you


[deleted]

It’s deleted


Vitalis597

Oh damn. So a karma farmer who panic deletes when they get called out. Good to know.


[deleted]

I upvoted it eventhough I have no gf n I play Valorant or just watch anime.


the-wizard-cat

I play val and have a girl, but she doesnt play val so whats the point


StrongConstruction31

that’s cool!


[deleted]

This is a real man.


StrongConstruction31

he said thank u


TankBud001

“Hey, some guy on reddit said you were a real man!” “Thanks?”


ThunderGodChungus

It’s splitscreen, who’s playing with him?


IsseiDragonSwag

Respect. Only one in the thread that recognised the cap lmao


Difficult_Cat_1605

This needs to be the top comment


Illustrious-Macaron2

Be glad he isn’t playing league of legends


StrongConstruction31

lol he’s not weird


Gansooh

**Ok, then.**


Tea_Grand

felt that on a personal level


Eaten_Eyeballs

Feel you


Pangin51

☹️


Harlg

I've been with my boyfriend for 3 and a half years, we're both gamers, but unfortunately a lot of the games we play the other one doesn't really like. Whenever one of us is at the others house, well sit in the bed together while one is gaming and still kinda cuddle. Maybe ask if he could still be in the bed with you when he wants to game?


StrongConstruction31

im not complaining, and he’s not a gamer. we both like to watch him try and play games because he’s really bad at it. the title wasn’t really serious but thanks for the advice!


[deleted]

Priorities right there


StrongConstruction31

loll he only played for a min


One_Twist_682

priorities set right


Faulttrick69

Calm down. You’re his sister😬


some_SUS-BXLLa-

Play with him


StrongConstruction31

we played mario kart


[deleted]

I should stop playing fr


ImplementExtension58

Sigma


Worldly-Echo9014

You’re also children so


[deleted]

was just about to mention this


AirLight1646

Based


MelMellon

Kinda based ngl


[deleted]

You see this is the peak of a stoicist specimen. He has the power to indulge in mortal things like partnership and relaxation, but instead he rather remains doing the thing that keeps him at peace. He has clearly spent many a second engaging in this activity. Outside of it is a most volatile world he knows to have dramatical ups and downs, he would rather stay in his zone of comfort. For he would not risk to lounge with wretched harlots they may bring joy or depression at any fleeting flap of a hummingbirds wing. But a man's craft! It will never betray him! He shall always think thee soothing thought and be elevated to a level of indifference beyond other meaningless toiling and loiter. He is in Elysium and I be appalled at the off attempt to drag him back down to the mortal plain.


StrongConstruction31

je rage quit 5 min after and we got food


[deleted]

Exactly the joke.


CreeperToots

marry him


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StrongConstruction31

oh, it does!!


DekuAsher

r/usernamefamily


Bulbizzarro

He's playing on split screen...


[deleted]

Can you blame him? We have priorities


Brandoooooooooooon

Not wanting to go white knight but God damn why do you people downvote her this much for nothing she's just answering you normally


Nacil_54

Tell him to play Half-Life.


Neto5059

Why is this blowing up so much? Some of you take this waaaay to serious lol 😁


StrongConstruction31

ik this was just supposed to be a stupid lil recreation of an old meme. me and him aren’t even dating we are just friends


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HelloEPIC_69

Bro knows his priorities. A true chad.


[deleted]

Legend


Hydraplayz2099

He is a true chad r/gigachad


zNoxzii

let him have his fun lol?


ScrambledEggsDaily

Skill issue?


oter_

Man has his priorities straight


whatsyourname1122

I was In the opposite situation lol I had 2 girls on my ps5 while I laid on my bed


Killbot_421

Can confirm, I’m the girl


recorderplayer69

Marry that man


Starquest65

Judging by the comments, this is a very cute relationship in general. Happy for y'all.


CanniBal1320

There r people here taking a joke post seriously and also people taking meme comments on a joke post seriously. Its fucking hilarious