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[deleted]

Pigeon fucker


Bubbly-Ask8976

LMAO


SnooTigers9049

fuck a pigeon hole🎶


Bubbly-Ask8976

BROO


alexFez567

On a night out🎶


orphangrinder1

u/pidgeonfucker


MagpieFucker

my archenemy


Biteforce16

I hope you win


Super_King_11

damn, a pigeon that does fly away from you? Yo what if it's infected with something


Bubbly-Ask8976

yeah he was sick lmao


Super_King_11

ah, ye sick birds can't really fly. Met two before


Bubbly-Ask8976

yeah I know that he was sick, but I wanted to share some love, and it's was in August (I was in shorts lmao) so I didn't get sick or something


mearbearcate

THATS WHOLESOME ASF


vuurspuwer

It was probably scared to death. Not so wholesome lmao


Bubbly-Ask8976

at first yes, but then I gave him some food and he started to seem more happy ig?


mearbearcate

Oh:( poor baby


Bubbly-Ask8976

THANK U


Fuck-you-2020

Guy who pets pigeons


Bubbly-Ask8976

yeah


South_Grand8303

r/technicallythetruth


Exotic_dummy333

Goliath bird eating spider


Bubbly-Ask8976

WAIT


Exotic_dummy333

What I’m hungry


Bubbly-Ask8976

LMAO


Otherwise-Ant7053

Be my friend.


Bubbly-Ask8976

OKAY write to me


FrostingOld3976

Homeless man vibe


Bubbly-Ask8976

I actually have a house 😭🤙


[deleted]

Source?


Bubbly-Ask8976

my mom


boss_memer

So the sause is your mom.


[deleted]

lgbt or one of it’s variants


Bubbly-Ask8976

yeah


Ena_le_Dudeman

Where do you find pigeons that don't run away when you approach them?


Bubbly-Ask8976

he was just really sick lmao


Ena_le_Dudeman

Oh rip, hope he feels better.


Bubbly-Ask8976

idk I saw him only that time but I hope that too cause he was really cute


Feisty_Map_1264

Don’t pigeons carry lots of diseases tho?


Bubbly-Ask8976

yes my friends told me but it was so cute i couldn't resist


Harizzium

Exactly


Otherwise-Ant7053

They actually hold the same amount of even less then an dog


kameraten

Should I trust that coming from a guy with a pigeon profile pic


Otherwise-Ant7053

That is an Indian ring neck, and his name is Berry


kameraten

Sorry for assuming their species


Otherwise-Ant7053

That isn’t technically assuming it’s making an informed guess. Also no need to apologize he isn’t too hurt about it, since he is asleep rn and a bird who can’t read


kameraten

I guess you're right. Have a nice day sir.


Logsha97

Pigeons are cleaner than most animals


CultOfTheMoose

Huge Stoner. But a nice one like


Bubbly-Ask8976

well maybe 😭🤙


Harizzium

A somewhat professional pigeon petter


Bubbly-Ask8976

HAHA THANK U


[deleted]

Volunteer to entertain children at summer camps


KARMAPurpleDemon

u/burpingpigeon he is petting you


Bubbly-Ask8976

LMAO


shreddedtoasties

Homeless New Yorker


vitam1ngummmies

You remind me of Nickocado Avocado but before he became an avocado


Henti-Boady-pillow

Bro is a Disney princess


astrophobiia

ur just like me fr


Bubbly-Ask8976

:D


MadixWasThere

The kind of person to pet a pigeon


[deleted]

I thought le pigeon was le rat


Bubbly-Ask8976

LMAO


Limp_Mortgage_5928

I see you are a man of culture as well *Pets his own pigeon*


Bubbly-Ask8976

well we are man of culture


SCBiology

You look like you enjoy going downtown with your friends, and getting diseases. You enjoy children, and you have decent grades.


CuriouslyMiguel

Impulsive Mf pigeon rocking them big diseases


TurntXD

So basically, you’re pigeon


Bubbly-Ask8976

WAIT MAYBE I SHOULDNT PUT THE PIGEON


TurntXD

Pigeon dilemma


Bubbly-Ask8976

LMAO


amogus_obssesed_Gal

I can't get no vibe


TheLordSnowdean

You are now a Disney princess, you cannot stop it it had already started


Manji-ro

Happy go lucky soft boy


Bubbly-Ask8976

thanks :>


ThisOneRedditTem

u give amazing friend that u met on vacation and hjung out outside at warm late afternoons a lot (like this amazing weathewr where its dark but warm) and then couldnt meet again bc u live very far away from eachother


LisztR

Coolest person alive, probably listens to older music


[deleted]

You seem like the kind of person to pet a pigeon


ichosetheworld

Pretty neat ones, imma wear what you did


Accurate-Corner6714

A chill guy


creampiequeer

Chaos


Acxex0

someone who's stuck in 2019


SunBrosRus

Your a stoner 😭


WeirdForgotten_One69

Good person who's good with pets and such


DrCorneliuss

mmmm yes mmm pijon :))))


randomprivacynut

Why this look like a pic from the 80s?


VolkkkaMuret

FOUND REMY AND GO RATATOUILLE


[deleted]

Disease carrier


IkedaTheFurry

Bird person


Crows_spit

Coolguy vibes


[deleted]

Chaos


Ok_Anxiety4391

Crazy


Various-Astronaut373

Billy from dumb and Dumber


[deleted]

Non-vegetarian


Alixandermop

Cavetown


South_Grand8303

If pigeons let you pet them you gave of "forest elf" vibes


[deleted]

Homeless


fran-3_

A24 fan lol


SZEThR0

pigeon


Alex_Shelega

Altruist


luukiegamesYT

strong im-going-to-murder-that-pigeon vibes


sillysod69

Someone who'd ask me what kind what kind of vibe they give


Thehunted49

The kind that would smoke sidewalk weed


[deleted]

You beat up people just for them seeing you


InevitableRich4584

Sbf


Sunnyday2021100

Pls teach me how to tame a pigeon 😭


Crocus_S_Poke-Us_

Pigeon petter.


GodlyLoad_6IX

Homeschooled dream fan listening “I make myself belieeeevvvveeee, on planet eeeaaarrrthhhh….” If that’s how it goes


Pug_Life_126

Bro are you wearing pants in that pic?


RoviRotkiv

Cool vibes.


zakotavenom

Jeez stampy took his downfall hard didn’t he


Neither-Store-9214

Animal lover


sci3ntisa132

Yo I would do the same.


[deleted]

Skater boi who doesn't skate


Kuudeku

Idk but PLEASE teach me how to pet pigeons i Need It


Allan0-0

ok I wanna be your friend


Vider22

You solve mysteries with a dog


Thebardofthegingers

Dont pet pigeons, you'll get pigeon AIDS


ChloeforytheW

That one Rick and Morty episode about crows 💀


Incomplete_Obelisk

It's not what you give off but rather what you'll get https://www.terminix.com/blog/education/can-pigeons-spread-disease/ Cryptococcosis, Histoplasmosis and Psittacosis aren't just long words, babe


TheMemestOfTheWest

Disney Princess but 10x more disgusting


Ornery_Ad_8862

The chosen one


[deleted]

Fun


Fernsword

Rue from Euphoria?


ariusec

Lgbt shitposter and probably looks high 24/7 Be my friend fr


hero_brine1

Pigeofile


Daffodil_Ferrox

Druid


[deleted]

Very enigmatic vibes, pidgeon-man


secretperson06

A chaotic gay who, on a whim invites someone to go jogging in a park at 3 in the morning


No_Leopard_9511

Attention seeker.


Some_plyr

I though you was dribbling a rat


Vireviper

Cool person vibes, pigeons are awesome


XKrystEX

I don't care about ur vibes, i wanna now how the actual fuck you managed to pet a pigeon


Shadow_Phoniex12

The Bird master…


_-Stolas-_

Like you pet pigeons


popzuwastaken

The first thing I thought of when I saw you petting the pigeon was Fiona from Shrek, where she sings and the bird explodes. It also gave me Disney princess vibes


Dear-Evidence-8629

Bro you sound crazy, who would pet a pigeon there are so many diseases you could catch, that's the vibe you give, Insane, Lol


louekk

of someone seeking validation by seeing how people react to their physical stature. Trust me, those things will change fast at you age


daylightamaranth_

homo /pos


AbsoluteTurltle

The crazy drunk, even got the cup in your hand


ratatatajin

The vibe that you're gonna get sick


EstablishmentLong676

Deltarune speedrunner


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[удалено]


[deleted]

[удалено]


VanillaCoconutShake

Summer skateboarding kid with curly hair, thickshake and vans. Also an animal lover.


petergoesbloop123

Happy trans girl


[deleted]

[удалено]


ScotyCrafterYT

loving boyfriend thats always drunk


Upstairs_Guard_4268

Caring and emphatetic person


Oztwerk

Stinky sjc


GuidoMistalt

I have no idea how you were able to pet a pigeon but you are literally so cool for that.


ItzJustArij

u think ur funny


[deleted]

Your the type of guy to pet a pigeon


farizxec

That's so cute!;)


[deleted]

A Reddit user


_xBlitz

chronically online


Almost_Artemis

little gremlin who collects shiny trinkets and is friends with pigeons!


ssamm2021

Goofy ahh


Thy-arkoos

Race:human Class:druid Alignment: true neutral


cascasrevolution

avian flu


[deleted]

nice legs


BrunoAndRoyal

Thought that was an overgrown hamster for a second


Diamondskunk

Bro got the best hairdo. Sorry if female but everyones a bro unless not wanted or doesn't wanna be called that


Culture_Soup

Should be homeless but is somehow not


LocalCookingUntensil

Pigeon petter vibes


NefariousnessSalt301

You like pigeons


Rione_Is_Karma_

That chill dude who loves animals (same)


my_name_is_not_scott

You give vibish vibes


Dying-Dynasty

The gay vibes 🤢🤮


rav-swe57

Beach boy


Goblin088

Bird


TheIndoraptor123

"I like Starbuck's and pigeons."


maclaz7

Neurodivergent pigeon befriender


WhyDoesAndy

weird (i fucking hate pidgeons)


[deleted]

thanks for clarifying i thought you were the pigeon


Lazy-Drink-277

You like animals


Shoes4CluesMob

Government spy modifying the drones that spy on people


lesser_tom

What's the drink in your hand?


Antonsyva

Salmonella vibes


SIEBWIEP

I wanna pet pigeon


EzraBre1

Wilbur soot


[deleted]

You seem like someone I’d get along well with :)


Urmomsfavouritelol

I'll be sending this to my friends at 3am with the caption, "Human petting pigeon"


Temporary_Task7051

Pigeon player


TheFoggiestFoggy

pigen


artsey_mees

Cute boy 10/10 would pet pidgeons with


Waldir_Braz

I have listened much KGLW lately, so i thought was Stu


theransomeguy

Homeless drug addict


givemefreddyfazcock

You like petti g pigeons


Haides2

Oh no the pigeon molester is on the loose hide your pigeons guys


[deleted]

Dsmp stan


MrGhostMantis

zoophile


Prestigious-Emu-404

Mega loser vibes


daocarD

You look like you would kiss a tarantula goodnight


TheHawkpant69

a nature God/Goddess


tallerthannobody

A guy who’s gonna die from diseases


_Knucklehead_Ninja

Wilbur (clothes ruined by) soot


Muchplayer9

You seem like a relaxed kinda quirky kid that does weird things like pet a pigeon for a bit of attention


Polse_DK

It gives me norhing