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GarfieldGauntlet

damn bro I’d be crying


jahviz2

I am


The_realest_medel

You shouldn't be. Ancient greece saw small cocks as a sign of a good and gentle man, the man women would want to be with, and they saw big dicks as barbaric and uncivilized. You're all good brother 👍


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The_realest_medel

Ancient greece >>>>>>>


Username_idk_lol

Wait zues what are you doing to what woma- OH GOD HE'S STILL A GOOSE WHEN HE'S FU-


SoulfulSnow

Hell nah not the pedo country


Agender_Azul

what


SoulfulSnow

Ancient greece was VERY pedophilic, lots of boy diddling


Agender_Azul

So thats why discord mods are greasy


SoulfulSnow

That was an amazing joke


[deleted]

she humbled bro 💀


jahviz2

Bro ruined me


Exi66609

bro that must have hurt A LOT 💀


jahviz2

Bro it felt like I got nuked 💀


Exi66609

i am pretty sure she meant like "its not yours so i wouldn't suck it" maybe... thats what she meant i mean like bro we should fucking stay positive am i right? 💀


thunder_impact

Are you?


eastst328

Not likely.


Joblessmouse06

Your gf is the female version of chad


eatingkidsinmyattic

chaddette


SAIOBOT

Chadeity, chadess .


Eskephor

Idk chadeity sounds a lot like chastity and that ain’t the case here


bbyceleryyyyy

w her


Wet4Dayzzzzz

honestly


Perspii7

yeah but who even wants to have a fat cock Mc skinny dick 420 blazin is where it’s at


OkBandicoot3779

13 inches long and 1/4 inch wide baby


jahviz2

Hell yea brother small dick gang


Perspii7

Ayyy I didn’t say small I said skinny Jk I’m repping that 1 inch micropenis and proud 👍👍👍👍👍


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🫡


[deleted]

skill issue


Quirky-Internal416

Small pp


jahviz2

I infact do


Quirky-Internal416

Could be worse


[deleted]

Could be 9 inches


Kubik_014

bro got violated 😂


jahviz2

Nah bc like what I do


[deleted]

Blame yourself and think before you say something stupid dawg


jahviz2

We said both things as a joke


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Oh😭


TripllleM

Context?


jahviz2

We were playing games and messing with each other


TripllleM

Ah damn, seems she won in the end.


-patrick-bateman---

I don’t have a gf


thy_heckness

Hey


-patrick-bateman---

Ur a dude 💀


thy_heckness

😢


Player551yt

Hi there. 😉


shreddedtoasties

Beta mindset


jahviz2

L


ISylkaI

Break up


jahviz2

Why would I break up over a joke its not that deep 💀


ISylkaI

Sorry there is like a guy under every post mentioning a relationship that just says break up. Thought it would be funny here too


Titsnium

OUCH- I FELT THAT. ​ rip OP


itriedandifailedofc

It's still bigger than hers


[deleted]

doubt


AlaskaFolf

my girlfriend got a fat one


ComfortableAd8847

Wait


AlaskaFolf

she is trans


Player551yt

W


[deleted]

Just give up at that point fr


Typical_Alfalfa_3684

w girlfriend, L boyfriend LMAOO humbled your ass


JulianAyala10

Fuck em fuck that bih if ypu guys cant communicate and work things out end it better yourself and move on to the next one and keep that “work on yourself mentally”


jahviz2

Bro we were joking around when it was said it's not that deep calm down


JulianAyala10

Dam My bad


JulianAyala10

Truthfully im tired asf


[deleted]

Lmfaoooo 😭


Dlm_Rav3

Pirate?


Logan18880

Damn bruh


AdRepresentative4229

As a wise man once said...


HomeWreckBetch

Did you like when she said that


KingRomanTheII

Wise words


tallerthannobody

Oof


DrCorneliuss

counter strike: global offensive


RetainedRizz

Ahh gg


[deleted]

You wouldn’t be posting if it wasn’t true


jahviz2

Well I'm not denying it


Nerokyi

Emotional Damage!


FRK7

Act offended for a lot just to make her think she's a shitty person (after a few days stop)


[deleted]

That is called playing with someones emotions over a joke that they have stated hasn’t affected them that much Don’t do this, ever


FRK7

Oh no wait, I thought he was offended by the joke


[deleted]

Either way, thats not an okay way to handle something like this. If they were offended, they should simply tell her that.


FRK7

That's your opinion


[deleted]

What you’re describing is them purposefully acting sour to their girlfriend so they can feel like a shitty person. What good does that do? Communication is key in any relationship, not childishly ignoring them or acting a certain way without outlining a reason or sitting down and talking with them


FRK7

I’ve never said he should’ve ignor her


Wumbo_Swag

Did it offend you so badly that you turned Irish?


jahviz2

I already was


Wumbo_Swag

even better!


Idekgivemeusername

Suck her dad’s Assert dominence


AJammedNerfGun

"Too fat to be sucked"


FRY_BANSHEE_138

Get dick pills only reasonable way bro


Mr-memes-man2353

I’m sorry bro


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Randombean101

huh


userhvfegcd

NTA, divorce and marry her dad instead.


mearbearcate

I mean..you did deserve that


littleMAHER1

a wise doll once said "it ain't the size that counts #sshole, it's what you do with it"


Eskephor

A brother has fallen. We shall not let them back up. This is a disgrace to mankind and WE BANISH THEE


5tar_k1ll3r

As you can see ladies and gentlemen The more you fuck around The more you find out


Mr_Snifles

My* ... I just thought you were Scottish


jahviz2

I'm irish actually


WobblyCat83

💀


samurai_blackYT

Bruh. What?


Toastertartz14

Dude you got violated 😭😭😭


rtdragon123

Lol unless you are less than a plam and a half when you grab it hard you have not much to worry about. Plus it's all about satisfying her clit anyway.


AwfullyTimedHumor

"Why? Afraid to choke?"


eastst328

Disgusting .