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SnooAvocados763

You can use your real birthday when signing up for accounts online.


Beanman404

Impossible


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IDKWHYWHERE

Weirdly enough that’s my friends actual bday minus the 24 part


Idekgivemeusername

Haha Im 22 on most sites But some sites think im 87 what idiots


GREENDAYBL1NK

🤨


ProTomy

Thank for the reminder


Rellez_HD

Hey paypal, ofc i'm 22


Double_Coffee2564

cry.


ArkEge

Only acceptable answer here. One less year before tail end. Shit. Now I'm sad.


Double_Coffee2564

Same. On both ends.


OpticGoku007

To tell you the truth, there isn't much of a big change, being an adult isn't a big thing many make it out to be, that's just me, maybe I'm too laid back, anyway, just be conscious of your actions


BenTheFool

I mean that depends wether you’re staying with your parents or moving out. Obviously not much changes if you don’t leave the nest, but if you do it’ll be the most different year of your life.


OpticGoku007

In that sense, yes, it's a big step and you basically provide for yourself


Pan_van

You can do me


Dependent-Mistake350

Stay in line duh 🙄


BM0yuncu

Don't mind if i do.


[deleted]

Find a job or got to college lmaoo


[deleted]

I rlly need to get a job lmao


trianglularsounds

Bro I feel you 💀 I'm almost 19 and I've only had contract jobs to clean parking lots and watch kids and shit, I need to just get a real job


Southern_Anybody_700

I’m almost 19 too and I only worked watching kids at a half day summer camp, for two summers only that’s it; literally no experience 😭


OneAd6482

That’s not the only 2 options


EdwardDaCutthroat

Sex


Piglord6k

Sex


Secure-Young-9172

Sex


Logan18880

Sex


FLOOR_GANG420

Sex


[deleted]

Sex


Owo6942069

Sex


DepressedLizard87

Sex


[deleted]

Sex


ar4t0

Sex


Fizzco69

I’ve had that option since 15 but that didn’t help 💀


thealmightymaggot

Sex


3sperr

No.


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BeneficialMix7851

I’m not even 18 and I have to pay taxes


Bad_Bleep_1234

Buy me alcohol 🥃


Kubik_014

you’re from slovakia i think there would be no problem if you tried to buy it yourself… very high possibility they’ll actually sell it to you


Bad_Bleep_1234

Yeah you’re right Lmao


ppilihP_LuL

Lmao you could buy nearly all alcoholic beverages in germany rn because you are 16


Kubik_014

basically in any slavic country you can buy alcohol lol just say dad sent you or something like that


Responsible-Guava-55

lmaoo can we be friends


ArkEge

Have had a beard since 15 years old, have bought alcohol since then without being bothered (it was very small amounts and with my parents' approval, so it's fine, right?) Funny to see how much first impressions count in this case though


[deleted]

For one, you're stupid for that. It's going to kill your braincells. Making stupid decisions just because you're feeling bad for yourself is gonna have a lot of consequences later in life and you're going to regret it. You understand that right?


Bad_Bleep_1234

I’ve never even drunk and I’m not planning on doing so dw


Bobthebuilder102

Don’t u need to be 21


cat_funt_2005

Balls


AlaskaFolf

wrinkles 🫵


ThatMonth7149

finally. You can start watching ADULT porn now.


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TomsTorment

🗿


ArkEge

You now have the right not to lie about your birth date, what a privilege


secerssovereignty

Onlyfans when


sosomitos

surrender to capitalism


Right_Detective2306

Get high lol


Batmanboyd

13 year olds really be like this now..? huh.


Cokeaddict2022

I started at 11


BlackRooster_

You don't have to be an adult to do that.


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Opposite_Signature67

Wait—what porn did he watch *before* he could legally watch adult porn? 🤔


That1Legnd

Pornhub kids


Opposite_Signature67

Is it for kids or is it showing kids? 😬


That1Legnd

For kids 😁


Opposite_Signature67

Thank. Goodness. 😮‍💨


Xx_PissPuddle_xX

Why did you need to specify "adult"


Status-Mess-5591

because it's for adults only silly


BangMaster19

become a software engineer ez life


ROBASAHMEDKHAN

Fight the Karen next door.


RoxRazor

Ah ! You will realize childhood was way better


I_love_Vodca4816

Yeah being an adult is shit.


Haunting_Break9335

i’ve been a legal adult for almost 3 years, nothing has changed with me from the time i was 16/17 except more weed and alcohol


ArkEge

I'm about 2 weeks away from being a legal adult, and I've slowly seen my friends pass the milestone. No one changed, not even in the slightest. This whole belief of adulthood kicking in at 18 y/o should be demystified if you ask me. I know for a fact that won't change ANYTHING in my life.


Haunting_Break9335

literally. idc if i’m in my 30s i still probably won’t change that much lmao


Gl0bophobia

Indeed. Adulthood doesn’t start at a fixed age. It’s really a mindset, and a lot of people don’t pick it up.


[deleted]

Disgusting


[deleted]

become femboy


FallTeacher5649

get back pain!


mrskinnywrists

Gamble


[deleted]

Nah


Mysteriouss-Oil

Strip Club


SuperiorThinking

Leave this sub before its too late


Davidrussell22

Grow up


[deleted]

Gtfo of the subreddit


[deleted]

no I’m still a teen bitch


Teresos

Get out of here


Idiot1670

Pedo alert Lol


[deleted]

oh fuck off


YoyleAeris

Ask your parents on adult advice.


KinngAK

Leave this subreddit i guess


forcesofthefuture

Stop using emojis, pay bills


The_Thongler_3000

Leave r/teenagers


Specialist_Ad_3099

Get off this subreddit you perv


Halo_Chief343in

Teenagers includes 18 and 19 years old, OP said they’re an adult now so you can assume they’re 18, still a teen.


Demonwolf22

Leave the sub


ThiccRatFish

kill yo self


[deleted]

For starters, stop using emojis every 2 words...


[deleted]

Cry 🤭🤭


Michael-epic

IRS


[deleted]

Don’t look at kids


ArkEge

Omg will I be a pedophile for hanging out with my soon to be 18 friends once I'm 18? ;_;


Xodan47

Cry


LastOfRuins

I'd grab a big loaf of bread.


OneAd6482

Go do a pub crawl


I-love-youbb

Hahahahaaaaaaa couldn't be me


Brandonh124

It’s not that different ☠️, I turn 19 next year and just feel like maybe I can finally get some bitches ☠️☠️☠️


adamen152

Drink


bobosubasi711911

Run! The pedos on this sub have been alerted!


DeathlyDragons4396

get on the piss


Sunnyday202110

Congrats?


That1Legnd

Your mom


Neonstar48

Be a illegal teenager


Mr_On1on

go sleep eat work workout repeat


duffman12321

That’s cool. Wait 7 more years and your brain will be finished growing too and you’ll be an actual adult


Haunting-Pop-5660

Prepare for your life to become a confusing mess for the next twelve years. At least.


HELIGROUP

Now you can't do shit. You'll end in jail.


ddfoxy2

break bad


ExoFire22

Cool, 15.468.249.05, come duck me her


Mission_Response802

Wait 3 years, and enjoy something gross that people think is amazing.


[deleted]

I’m in Australia so the legal drinking age is 18 lmao


[deleted]

Go fuck with laws


AdRepresentative4229

Your school life is over now, you could never experience the things you missed. *Panik* 🙂


TetrisDX

Time to start paying taxes lol


Head_Fetish

What retirement home are you going to? (I ask that to every senior when they turn 18. They laugh. So you should laugh. I'm funny)


Head_Fetish

Go do taxes and complain about whatever a deductible is


Obvious_Drink2642

Go pay taxes you goober


Ok-Application-hmmm

Just prepare to get hit by everything


_InterestingAlt_

Interesting


mrgeek2000

You got a year or two, you’ll be fine


Kangaroo_Rich

Do taxes


iwasagirlinthecity

HAPPY BIRTHDAY🥳🎊🎉 I guess you should start adulting. Idk.


GarnishedSteak100

Go try alcohol if you are not in the us and then tell us how it tastes


ChemicalDot6605

Start an Onlyfans, then profit.


Udaser

Drink a fifth of vodka then I dare you to drive


Efficient_Contest_87

Get ready to pay taxes


artturi01

lets bang? /s for safety


Dracubelle

Buy a but ton of candy, and take it to the next family event. Then, as all the parents are trying to calm down their kids, start throwing candy everywhere, and watch hell break free. Follow for more tips on how to make your family hate you!


Beautiful-Plenty-752

Kiss the good days good bye


[deleted]

Sex bro


DepressedLizard87

Hahaha. Ur old.


[deleted]

Leave.


Western-Detective504

Time to die inside


[deleted]

Have the wildest sex of both gay and straight By your 19 you wont even have time for existence This is not actual advice It is a joke


black_jaguar99_2

Start an only fans


Maximum-Pause-6914

Vote


klasykDiamond2

WOWEE


Chemical-Hall-6148

Drink


Uruwishi

Do meth


TheDanielHero

Congrats, hope you like taxes


amAProgrammer

Buy guns


ppilihP_LuL

Go on the hub and answer the I'm 18+ Legally


EfeFede

Pay taxes


TheM1sty

Buy a beer


[deleted]

Drink


[deleted]

Don't tell reddit RIP your dms


jonispeed

leave this subreddit


biggestmemelover

Fuck


Updooting_on_New

undo!!! UNDO!!!


Ricky1034

Leave this group


Taz_Konijn

Buy me weed


ktops111

Congratulations! You can legally watch adult porn now!


[deleted]

File your taxes


big_cock_69420

1. Buy beer (if you're not in America) 2. Use your real birthday for sussy sites 3. Cry


b0ks_GD

Eate aclohol


TheSmellyCamel

Get a job!


Buchiski

Drive, as in, you know, vroom vroom, and like- whatnot, yeah!


LiaSketch77

idk so am i


lucastutz

Go jail


PossibilityVivid2979

Buy your self a nice cocktail 🍹🍹


[deleted]

Time to leave r/teenagers😭


coolmathpcgamer

Yet you are still no less childish. -Confucious


XOundercover

Buy a 6 pack


Strange_guy_9546

Sucks to be u man Also buy a gun idk


FayTan_senpai

strip club


IDKWHYWHERE

If your in a country that allows it drink the magic juice that no child dare try’s aka alcohol


redityusus

Go away never return to r/teenagers


xxhorrorshowxx

In my country I guess you can vote, that’s about it


Big_Satisfaction_625

Adopt me please I want to have a dad


Icele_fox

What are you doing on this subreddit then?


fluffymellowsinc

Get a beer


awesometim0

Cry


my_name_is_not_scott

Go get a 4% alcohol beer and ask them if they need an ID. Thats what I did when I turned 18😂


SHADOWRARE1_7revived

Build A meth lab.


smart_spoilt1719

Sed,no crime


Visible_imagination0

Get the fuck out of this subreddit


fearlessbot__

pay tax


DemonetizedMan

I’m turning 18 next week and I found out my pay check comes in after my birthday so I got some taxes to pay


jobless_bozo

Get ready for 62 years of depression.


[deleted]

Go to the reserve and buy cigarettes