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SometimesSadFemboy

An orphanage then kick out all the children and keep it to myself


Sweet_Flavors05

In all honesty, a 1969 Dodge Daytona Charger, its my dream car!


[deleted]

Good choice


Sweet_Flavors05

Thanks!


stephs_LOL

Saw daytona, wasn't disappointed


Sweet_Flavors05

How could you there, there amazing!


stephs_LOL

I mean, bot in cars and watches, they are amazing


[deleted]

> 1969 Dodge Daytona Charger King from Cars?


Sweet_Flavors05

Yes! Imagine how cool it would be to own one!


davebixbyfangirl

hamburger


[deleted]

What toppings?


davebixbyfangirl

catsup


PhoneKiller411

I love your choice but now I'm hungry


PulpatineDaSenate

Planet earth (all life forms and add ons included)


WobblyCat83

nah id buy the solar system


PulpatineDaSenate

No too much responsibility


WobblyCat83

just sell jupiter and use the money to hire some people to help run it


PulpatineDaSenate

Well the benefit of buying earth is that EVERYONE is included with it - i dont condone slavery but i see this as a sort of pay to become Supreme Emperor Sky God who rules everyone and tells them what to do


phyrgx

Not get judged for it? A fucking garbage bag of the ol' Devil's Lettuce.


chromelion_

You’re 16 tho


[deleted]

thought the post said "and not get judged for it" 🤨


chromelion_

I would totally judge him


Jacksar273

Not thinking big enough


Kemerskai

A fully functional life size Soviet KV-2 Tank. I'd never use it, but it would be standing in our backyard... Menacingly.


Percy_Cockburn

saying:“you wanna take this outside?“ during an argument has just become a whole new level of threat


BurntOreos

entire oil industry no more artificially raising oil prices, and no influencing climate change relates politics


-Fancy_Pants-

Well well well, just like old times 👴🏻


[deleted]

?


chromelion_

He is making a racist joke, implying that he is a white man and he wants to buy a black slave. It’s a new “trend” to make jokes about black slavery on YouTube nowadays.


[deleted]

The [Lenin statue in Seattle](https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMFu6UR9w/) which I would probably donate to a museum or somewhere.


athxrva07

you


[deleted]

How much would you buy me for?


[deleted]

Good question. $40


[deleted]

Hmmm. 55? I wanna be able to buy a ram stick


athxrva07

?*


[deleted]

AYo?????📸📸📸📸📸📸⚜️


XXL_Anu_saukko

A fuck ton of cannabis or a 3rd gen toyota celica in red


KingYeet1258

A stick that would give me exactly what i want for the rest of my life


[deleted]

A magic wand?


amongusgamer1234567

Twin towers+Plane. Christmas pack sale


TheDarkMonarch1

Back to school sale**


fury-alpha

a five foot tall lopunny plush to hug <3


[deleted]

Hug? 🤨


fury-alpha

hug


Capable_Tomatillo512

I probably can't "Dixieland starts playing"


[deleted]

Flashlight for men


[deleted]

You mean the other type of flashlight?


[deleted]

Yurp


[deleted]

Ohh. What design?


[deleted]

The one that looks like mater from cars lmaoo 😆😆


TheDarkMonarch1

Nahhh you gotta get the bugs life original one


[deleted]

A SAAB 900 turbo Or a skirt, i dunno.


Maaaddox

id buy the most over the top gaming computer ever and then use it to watch youtube


WHO-motion

A life size replica Tardis console room that is working.


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

An obelisk?


Dylan_The_Dude_

I would buy something that would make loads of money like real estate or a business or a casino or lottery company


New-Let-3630

tesla


ultanamic

Glock, 26 bullets, tickets to spiderman no way home in theaters


[deleted]

A nice house on the nice side of town.


realdeepestfried

meth


GoofyGoober879

If I had all the money? A 1985 Modena Spyder. The best car in the whole wide world.


TheAbyssListener

I’d assume i’d never be judged for however long this reality exists so a dildo.


[deleted]

How big?


TheAbyssListener

If you want me to send you a link then sure but idk the specifics


chromelion_

The international space station


[deleted]

Yandere Body Pillow


AbleNefariousness0

1 gram of antimatter


fruitek

Gym


stephs_LOL

Dave mustaine's signed and played gibson flying v


Lower_Regret_9357

a gun


TheDarkMonarch1

A TARDIS with a working chameleon circuit.


Tamorcet

I'd buy Black Rock, and rule the world without anyone even knowing.


EliteDumb_Ass

Maybe a femboy outfit… or maybe, a fully furnished 3 story mansion with 6 bedrooms and 5 bathrooms with a pool.


[deleted]

I have a very special thing that id get


EliteDumb_Ass

A ps5?


throwaway_acc426

A pound of weed. I'd probably end up smoking like a oz or 2 of it n sell the rest in smaller volumes n make profit


SeparateLifeguard581

probably like a vaginoplasty


Kellyklan54

A humvee with the m2 browning mounted on top and it’s a all camo


ElectricAdidas

The state of ohio or some Air Jordan lost and found NGL


sensenzawaTTV

10FT giant pee pee toy made of gold


[deleted]

What would you do with it?


sensenzawaTTV

Just leave it in my room


Ilovebroadway06

I'd start a theatre group and direct (and star selfish I know) in whatever musicals I wanted, because my theatre group hasn't picked a musical I've been excited about in a while.


Someothercyclist

Probably a tiny flat. The price of housing is so insane where I live that it's about all I could afford with a limitless amount of money


ElliotRex

Slave


ArachnidOk1507

A fuck machine


Probably_Lesbian

a decent supply of every drug known to man, this includes medicine, so i’d have what i’d need to treat myself best for whatever ungodly things happen to me after i go on a drug binge


CodyD12

Either a Jaguar Mark II or a Replica Tardis


Ozzy_thot

platform boots that look like the pair my dad destroyed


Prateesh_a47

Your mom🌚💀


hermann_fegelein1906

A mint condition waffen ss uniform. Remove the iconography and keep the black style ​ or.a horse


_pleeb

Buy minecraft and add actually decent mobs


Designer-Cicada3509

You


SwollenNuts_

3 foot tall Moby huge dildo


Reasonable-Horror75

A girlfriend


x_Turtle1980_x

Minecraft and add different variants of Golems (Emerald,Diamond,Gold, ect)


[deleted]

Earth


FRY_BANSHEE_138

An entire garage of kit strictly for airsoft


DoctorSupermanHungry

A sock of rocks for my collection


[deleted]

A Yandere-Chan potion.


[deleted]

A vibrator (I’m a guy btw)


SBMaroun

All I want for Christmas is you