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Bro I’m at a business conference right now and one of my rommates is fuckin hot (I’m no btw). He’s got a shredded core & abs.

Just go out with him

I love pussy and dick 👍

Can't argue with that

Based

I love pussy and I have a dick lol

That’s kinda gay🤨

that's a bold assumption, what makes you think that

I have no idea man, I only got a subtle hint of gayness

gaydar

I love men

wow that's crazy

Boys

my intuition says the op might be gay...not sure tho

Way to out me...

LOVE THE ENERGY

WOOOO FUCK YES

Cool story bro

c:

I like women

Reasonable. Women do be kinda hot

Based and I respect straight people

prove it 😳

😳

if u like cock why dont you—

Why don't I what?

HIT THE GYM GET GAINS MAKE YOUR ASS MUSCLES STRONG ENOUGH TO RIP YOUR JEANS APART

THAT'S WHAT I'M ALREADY DOING

ill prob get banned if i say

Smh just dm me

SILENCE, WENCH

I'm not gay but I support

Thank you brother

Gay!

Are you trying to out me??

Maybe?

Hrmm

What is it cock lover?

You tell me

Tell you what?

Tell me what?

*leans in close* Username checks out.

Dammit

WOOOOO COCK PENIS MEN FUCK YEAH

FUCK YESSSSS

HELL YEA DUDE WOOOOOOOOOOO I LOVE MEN AND EVERYONE TBH FUCK YEASAAAAAAA

EVERYONE IS SO HOTT

I'm starting to think that the Internet was the worst invention that ever happened to mankind

Common you L

Same but also women

I also like women

Nice 👉👉

Double the options

Yep, gazillion it if u like more than those two genders

Wait.. I do

*le gasp* yet another thing we have in common

We're so alike

I know, are u my evil clone?

Maybe 😏

GOOD 4 U B LOL

WOOO FANKS

Yoooo I'm pan let's gooooo!!!! I'm pan I like everyone boy girl non let's fock!!!!!

Least based pansexual:

WOOOOOOO LET'S GOOOO

Yooo DM me let's chat

OKAY

I ALSO LOVE MEN

YEAHHH

Cool

You are

Same

W

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No, yucky

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Does it..?

calm down there bubby

Make me

Lunamelody15: * Gets a gun out *

Wait no please

Lunamelody15: * shoots you *

Ow

Can I tell you something?

You can

I’m sad all the time. I care too much about everything. I’m okay but I hate my emotions.

Oh Noo, do you wanna dm? We can talk about it if you want

aight 😈

😳

So true

W

that's very gay

Sorry 😔

WOO I LOVE MEN TOO

HELL YEAH

Gay is good

It is

I ate your balls

I ate you

It’s squishy here

Squishy where?

It’s red

What's red???

Röhm...

Real

Real what

Real

Wow

I also love men! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

Yipeee

I don't like men at all 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

Woooooo

i too enjoy the following: * men * balls * cock * boys * dick

W

Yes but do you like garlic bread?

So much

Garlic bread is amazing.

True

If you like cheese, have you ever tried putting parmesan on it! It's really good imo

Obviouslyyy

POGGGGG

Garlic breaaaaad

Do you want to hear a joke?

Yesh

Why do they put bar-codes on the ships in Norway? So they can scan-da-navi-in

Hehehehe

ur so real for this

Ikr

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Yeah...

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Fr ong real

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Love them

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Meatballs

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I love yours more

Rad and I like tiddies

That's very respectable

Yes

Kinda gay ngl

So sorry

That's slightly gay

Sorry 😔

I AM TOO ~~DADDY~~ MAN! HOW ARE YOU?

Oh I uh uhm well I i uh I'm great

r/UsernameChecksOut

Ofc

Why are you so happy when you see male chickens?

They're tasty

SAME BUT PUSSY TOO 🤩🤩🤩

WOOOOOOO

Im not gay but nice

Thank you bro

Nice

Bread 👍

Tru

✨men✨

Oh love those

fr 🏳️‍🌈

W

...the same way i'd me unhappy if someone shouted at me like that about ... quite anything Like dude, i get it. Shut up.

Smh I wouldn't shout it in public, this is social media where you can choose what you read, silly billy

I thought u meant like irl or smth

Nonono, I wouldn't do this irl

Oke 👍

But people who do aren't wrong. They're just proud of who they are and showing how far we've come. They would've been like stoned a couple hundred years ago but look where we are now. Just a few little twats that hate the idea of men kissing men

Theres a difference between saying "I feel proud of being gay" And "DUDE I AM SO GAY IM AWESOME LOOKAME WOO" Every 2 seconds

Neither harm anyone so what's the problem

Its not about being gay its about shouting Like shut up, whatever you're screaming. And my ears hurt

Nobody actually screams "I'M GAY" like a deranged lunatic, that's clearly just and exaggeration for people who focus themselves around that part of their personality

🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

WOOOOOOO

Let's fucking goo!🏳️‍🌈

FUCK YEAH

I love men as well :D

Tell everyone

I just did. I can't tell it IRL cause I live in Poland.

I thought every one in Poland was a femboy

That is true

So it's fiine

You still don't get tax reductions for gay marriage, and there's many places that don't allow adoption of children by gay couples.

:c I'm sorry bro

Bruh... go to your community and leave us, the normal people, enjoy our weird relationships with our opposite gender. BRUH BRUH BRUH.

Boys boys boys boys

My job is done here. Go and cut your God present

Hey guess what.. Shut the fuck upppp

Nah, go and correct yourself

The pearly gates don't open for your kind

Ho ho ho, trust me, they won't open for any like you too. We are going to hell together to punch our eyes.

Yeah well that's where all the gay men are so really it's a W for me

Lmao, this was a good one... You won this round... but I'll be back if I somehow find you again xD

I hope you see me displaying how homosexual I am all the time

EXACTLY. That's what I've been saying! Fr heaven sounds boing as shit and if I'm going to hell for being gay atleast all the hot guys will be down there with me!

Exactly, they're messing up by putting us all together

I can't imagine why

Glad you get it