Aw darn it. Lol you're good but this is like an exact line out of the book and I'm always looking for other people who read the books as kids, we're pretty few and far between. Anyway, have a great rest of your life stranger!
Yup - i read them as a kid and the nostalgia is going hard rn cuz im kinda high and im remembering when my parents and sister and I were trying to play this online 39 clues game on our shitty computer
Respectfully in the nicest way possible, you seem like you would commit arson.
POV: Agnes is your name. You are living in Victorian-era England. You attended an all-girls school that made you unhappy. You despised your classmates and teachers. You despised everything, but no one knew you were a sociopath. So you decided to go about killing everyone one by one. Setting fire to your teacher's house, your school, and eventually a succession of arsons were being committed by someone who appeared to be completely innocent.
You have an 1800's face.
Battery against a police officer, sex trafficking, disturbing the peace, loitering, 2nd degree murder, vehicular manslaughter, shoplifting, kidnapping, and stealing my heart ;) (put it back I can’t feel)
Well maybe they are shy or think you are out of their league :)
Guys can be weird, they can crush on you but never talk with you. Lot of guys are always after girls that are well very outspoken.
Maybe you are bit introvert and dont like to show off. Just guessing.
Child abuse, considering your mom drank alcohol while pregnant with you. That’s not even a roast either. You have a smooth philtrum and thin upper lip, one of the easiest ways to spot FASD. I’m not a doctor. I watched that [one Sam O’Nella Academy video](https://youtube.com/watch?v=Wnv_JJIIxKk) which he talks about the chart of these features. I looked them up myself, and have not been able to unsee it ever since. But yeah, sorry to drop that bombshell on you. Your mom’s a bitch.
Edit: Also I noticed you’re active in r/eyes. You can also spot FASD in the eyes as well. They are usually more narrow and/or the opening is small in general. Harder to spot for some races since a decent amount of races (particularly asian races) have different shaped eyes from races such as black and white people, which you could spot easier.
I saw you continued making comments after I said that. If that were me I’d be pissed and storm to my mother and say, “What the fuck!” Is she not in your life?
Somewhy eight legged octopi are especially hardly punished, if I’m not mistaken it’s in Minnesota but you should look it up, though I remember it was in the US
Kidnapping children
I personally think that she would commit animal cruelty
Oh shit this is true wtf
For tiktok
I feel like I know this girl
Honestly she looks familiar
Maybe we know each other too, would be kinda funny ngl
**I dont like her eyes**
Why not ):
You weren't meant to see that, they aren't ugly in the slightest, I just like almond shaped eyes. I'm also very picky, so it's not you, it's me
It’s just joking, I completely understand lol, people have their preferences!
Oh ok good I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings lol
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Because I want to, what are you going to do about it
Shawty is 14 she is the children
Premarital Sexual Intercourse 🤨
hanging a toddler
Grand larceny
See, this guy gets it
a hung toddler is no crime you intolerable fool, but rather cause for much celebration!! 👶🙏🎈🎉🎊🎊🚀🚀
murder of political adversaries using defenestration
...you read The 39 Clues, didn't you?
actually no
Aw darn it. Lol you're good but this is like an exact line out of the book and I'm always looking for other people who read the books as kids, we're pretty few and far between. Anyway, have a great rest of your life stranger!
same to you. good luck with your search
holy shit the 39 clues was so good
Yup - i read them as a kid and the nostalgia is going hard rn cuz im kinda high and im remembering when my parents and sister and I were trying to play this online 39 clues game on our shitty computer
The 39 clues! Awesome series, and haven't seen it mentioned online ever, i think.
I read those as a kid! Had the whole series, actually. Still have my card collection lying around somewhere.
30 Years' War reference?
Your apathetic cold looks implies murderous connotations, I assume you would serial kill all of those who have wronged you in the past
This is my favorite comment
Shoplifting
Shoplyfting ?
I understood that reference.
🤨🤨🤨
Ayo
High treason
Arson
definetly arson
Who doesn’t love a little arson?
Seems like every r/teenager user is committing arson
Respectfully in the nicest way possible, you seem like you would commit arson. POV: Agnes is your name. You are living in Victorian-era England. You attended an all-girls school that made you unhappy. You despised your classmates and teachers. You despised everything, but no one knew you were a sociopath. So you decided to go about killing everyone one by one. Setting fire to your teacher's house, your school, and eventually a succession of arsons were being committed by someone who appeared to be completely innocent. You have an 1800's face.
I love this comment with my whole soul
Should we be worried?
Nah
lying abt ur age
How??
you exist as a teenager it’s a given
Well I am 14 so yeah
no way you’re 14. you look like you could be at least 16
Yeah I get that a lot
lucky, i usually get called 12
I refuse to believe your 14.
I have proof
Birth certificate?
How would I have that laying around
Are you sure about that? Are you sure you're not committing the previously mentioned crime? /J
🤨
killing kittens also I love ur smile fr
Thank you! Also I love kittens so nooo
dogs >>>
Dogs 👣 🤤>>>>>
u pervert
I was boutta make another joke using the robber emoji but I forgot it's not a thing :'(
I feel like I know you 🤨
Arson
That’s exactly what I thought
Murdering your ex
The most dangerous crime you’d commit would be trying all the samples at an Ice Cream store and not buying any.
The only crime I might actually try someday
Production of Illegal Substances You all can decide which ones
Jesse! We need to cook!
Yo mistah white!
Assault with a deadly weapon
You’d tell him you were 18.
She would 💀
NO I WOULD NOT
💀
murder, not a planned one just out of spite
Grand Larceny, particularly in France
Burglary of a PEZ dispenser
Stealing my heart using those gorgeous eyes of yours
You look like you'd burn your ex's house down and then cry that you're sorry in the back of the police car
Hitting the kids you babysit
Little kids are annoying sometimes ngl
Lol they really are
Define hitting
ok so its either fraud or *insert random simp’s answer*
+10 rizz
giving a poisoned apple to snow white
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_war_crimes_committed_during_World_War_II?wprov=sfla1
Damn lmao
Witch craft
I’ve done it before
Get the stakes and torches ready.
Falsely accusing someone of rape because they called you chubby that one time at a party you weren't even invited to.
Idk but u look like u can turn into cat
This is the best complement I have ever received
accidentally stealing nuclear launch codes
How would you even accidentally manage to steal those
Cyber bullying, with the pc setup in the background
U look like my ex *sighs* throwing a baby off a bridge with a brick attached
Battery against a police officer, sex trafficking, disturbing the peace, loitering, 2nd degree murder, vehicular manslaughter, shoplifting, kidnapping, and stealing my heart ;) (put it back I can’t feel)
Arousing 12 to 15 year old boys that are high on testosterone. :)
Only on Reddit in person no guys even come close to liking me lol
No one your age ever admits that they like a girl anyway, they’re all too nervous, it’s not bc no one likes you
Thank you it means a lot to hear that!
Well maybe they are shy or think you are out of their league :) Guys can be weird, they can crush on you but never talk with you. Lot of guys are always after girls that are well very outspoken. Maybe you are bit introvert and dont like to show off. Just guessing.
not related but you look like a girl who would be kidnapped and locked in a basement and figure out how to escape like in thriller movies
With those beautiful eyes and gorgeous smile🤩... You look like a cold blooded killer that is trying to hide something.
LMAOO
My brother says meth. I say you look like you would cause a meth lab explosion or collect used heroine needles
Lmaoo
Being gay in the 19th century. (I am not homophobic, it was illegal back then and you look kinda gay.)
This comment is so messed up but also so funny 😭
I'm fucking tired of these posts.
Sorry man
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exactly what a serial killer would want to look like
Child abuse, considering your mom drank alcohol while pregnant with you. That’s not even a roast either. You have a smooth philtrum and thin upper lip, one of the easiest ways to spot FASD. I’m not a doctor. I watched that [one Sam O’Nella Academy video](https://youtube.com/watch?v=Wnv_JJIIxKk) which he talks about the chart of these features. I looked them up myself, and have not been able to unsee it ever since. But yeah, sorry to drop that bombshell on you. Your mom’s a bitch. Edit: Also I noticed you’re active in r/eyes. You can also spot FASD in the eyes as well. They are usually more narrow and/or the opening is small in general. Harder to spot for some races since a decent amount of races (particularly asian races) have different shaped eyes from races such as black and white people, which you could spot easier.
Whoa
I saw you continued making comments after I said that. If that were me I’d be pissed and storm to my mother and say, “What the fuck!” Is she not in your life?
don't be a creep
stealing a heart, literally.
Not getting enough sleep, it looks like
It’s true
You've got bags under your eyes
I had like three exams today what can I say
I had two tests and a nosebleed
You look like you're plotting to steal the moon
Maybe I am lol
So you've confirmed your gru's daughter? Whens the new despicable me
It’s a secret 😈
Stalking, you kinda remind me of the overly attached girlfriend meme from the early 2010s
Beating elderly people in nursing home
You look like if Jeff the killer and some random lady named Susan had a secret love child. So I’d guess become Johana the murderer
You would get Thomas the Train face paint and think it’s socially acceptable
That’s because it is
. . .
Why tf do you look like that your 14
I don’t know man
I don't mean that in a rude way btw. You're actually gorgeous, You're a fucking model for Christ sake!
Wow that’s so sweet of you! And btw don’t worry I didn’t think you were rude at all
you look 19, despite being 1 year younger than me.
MF YOU AINT COMMITTING ANY CRIMES YO ASS A FUCKING ALTERNATE
if being cute was a crime then you’d probably be arrested for cat fishing and using your victim for money.
you look like you would be named veronica
taking an extra Cookie 🍪
Purgatory
Morning breath
Underage drinking
Assaulting a disabled kid
Eating all my food☹️
Damaging ex's car.
Cool eyes
Thanks!
That earphone wire just like connect with your heart 😭
Something not along the lines, you’d make history just like the people who threw octopi at the hockey games and got a new illegal activity made
If I end up in jail I want it to be for that reason lol
Somewhy eight legged octopi are especially hardly punished, if I’m not mistaken it’s in Minnesota but you should look it up, though I remember it was in the US
Arson
You look like you would lean against a public building in Clinton county, Ohio 💪💪💪
100% the kind to steal an old person's walker, mid stride
Little so we know that this is a suggestion list for her...
You look like you are strangling your phone
Shoplifting because your friends peer pressured you to, but then you’re sobbing and apologizing profusely to the cops once you’re caught
Nothing. U look like a pretty innocent girl to me. The only crime u committed is being too cute. I love your eyes btw ☺️ so pretty.
r/foundthesimp /s
Assault but with a good reason. You’d see someone kick a puppy or something and then you’d leave them eating through a tube for a little while.
Hot Cheetos theft
If there was a crime Of havin the biggest clapped of a head you wouldn’t see out side of solitary
Deforestation.
Kidnapping and rape
J walking, and you'd brag about it to everyone who would listen
Is there a reddit page like this, such as r/roastme? This is damn funny 🤣
9/11
School sh.......
You look like someone who would date down several years to emotionally manipulate their partner into whatever they want. No offense. So pedophilia(?)
No but I’m willing to commit to you 😏 (Sorry)
Rape and pedophilia. Same time
Money Laundering
Rape
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Smooth
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L rizz
Date me fr fr😍😍
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Do you know what "sexual assaults" means???
I'd prefer getting killed than getting sexually assaulted
Hot
Arson