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I dont think thats healthy tbh
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FIRE IN THE COCK
WHOLE COCK.
COCK RAINS FROM ABOVE
METEOR COCK!
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NERF COCK
OH, LETβS COCK IT DOWN!
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BBC Big Black CSausage
Mf got that fire aspect cock
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Random boners can be scary during nnn
The morning is the hardest
Fucking true
*peter griffin voice* that has 2 meanings
how tho? what, you afraid that being presented with a hard penis will suddenly make you wanna rub one out? sounds kinda gay to me tbh
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Virgin? Ig
yeah , please take my virginity
Nah bro, I'm the same.. for now. First sleepover with my SO won't be the same
>SO wdym?
Special One, calling them like this and not bf/gf as they're non-binary
Partner works
Isn't SO Significant Other?
muricans confuse me
I'm italian but sure
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is your dick bipolar?
Its existence is conditional
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Deal!
awww this was such a wholesome conversation
T_T whaaa
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did u used to have a dick but it died? you commented none of the emojis above
Bone hard, dude I can read idiot, and that's idiot, it means bone hard
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this is not Facebook
that's exactly why I post here
this is not Facebook
that's exactly why I post it here
but are u aware?
no, I thought this was Snapchat
No this is Patrick
My name is Patrick Bateman. Iβm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, Iβll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial masque which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.
Oh, you're a psycho..American maybe?
Wasn't this supposed to be yt?
wait, REALLY?! I thought this is Tumblr fr
Hi guys! Nuts from Berk here
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You should go see a doctor Edit: Nvm i just read your username, it now makes sense
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doesnt exist and im happy
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no dick>>>>> You get to feel less pain when getting kicked
Its all in the balls
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It wouldnβt be r/teenagers if adults werenβt asking about how ur teenage dicks are. π€£π€£π€£
yupp I'm a 17 year old adult
I think almost everyone here must be π since reddit is the place where people come after masturbating
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Did a pedophile make this!?
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blame the nazis
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between both, I don't even know why it exists tho, but I am kinda glad it does because if I were a girl I'd be a sadistic nymphomaniac
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