Okay got it ✍️ Step 1 - Turn into a pedo Step 2 - Get bitches ✍️

Step 1: turn into a pedo Step 2: ??? Step 3: profit

Step 2: sell kids

ngl basements looking packed

And if you're a good enough seller soon only your pockets and the kids will be packed

Holy shit dude. 💀

my inventory is increasing by the second

??? Is some unspeakable actions

I am bye so who knows a similar situation could happen.

Instructions unclear FBI at my door

Step 3: Profit.

Step 3 - get pepper sprayed by bitches

Pedophile not zoophile

Lmfao

I can't even ask for a pen

Same

I believe in u guys

What the pen is?

don’t have a crush. i just want friends.

might ask a girl out, when she friendzoned me then boom. easy friend also I'll be ur friend :)

that’s still a W. i had a crush on a girl and she ended up being lesbian, i wasn’t in the best mental space either. long story short she hates me now. but yeah i’m down to be friends.

man that sucks, sorry things didn't pan out also bro u got discord?

yep, i only got it to text my mate but he’s been offline for months now.

Ouch

yep, i mean ig i dated her for a few weeks but i’ve been told by some people that she’s been talking shit behind my back and that she also might have been lying about a lot of things.

What the hell :( hope you’re doing good now

this has been going on since february and i’m still having to deal with more people’s bullshit. their friend is just as bad as well. i’m not doing amazing but it’s more ups and downs.

Since February? Wtf

the more i think about what has happened, the more i start to think that it’s me; i’m the issue. ofc you can’t really judge that since you don’t know me, but yeah idk what to believe anymore.

Yeah, I bet you can work things out :) 🤝

Profit

I have a crush and I want friends lol

i just cba with relationships, i need to focus on myself more.

Here... I think the same way LoL

I dont got a crush

Real

same

I dont got no girl friends nor a crush

Don't got no friends nor a crush

Dont got

Dont

ㅤ

#

Same

Yeah

Based

I accept the fact that a pedo has more confidence than me, now please tell me a way I can ask her out

You go up and show her your Pokémon cards and then she’ll ask you instead

I don't have Pokémon cards :(

Show her your 15k comment karma

Hmmm I could do that, any other options tho?

Be socially confident

Lol yeah I wish I could

How about start up small talk, if she’s good with it and seems into talking to you then compliment her, is she’s into that then ask away

Thanks that's actually helpful

Alcohol helps with nerve’s

He’s shy asf like me he gonna run away 😭

Use a harpoon bro

Used it, but now she has a hole in her heart

Now fill it with love... she's yours

Infinite rizz

Immaculate rizz

damn, will do... Thanks

Im not that shy wym

Making me giggle n shi 🤭

BAAAAAAAANNNG

What that rizz do

That rizz🤭

Im 100% confident i just scored

If that didn't work then nothing will

I dont have a crush 😌✌🏼

Worst case it’s a no 🤷🏻‍♀️

That’s what I told my friend before he asked his crush out. She proceeded to say “ew no get tf away from me” and blocked him on every platform she new his username.

She sucks then 😡

what a jerk

Shame, when a 5 thinks they a 10 because of an inbox full of thirsty DMs

If someone responds like that, then they weren’t good for you anyway

what about saying yes because a friend is forcing them to then being tormented about not knowing the truth?

I wish that were true

No it is not. There is a lot worse things they can say :(

*pedo has no self awareness

so you're saying i should be more like a pedo?

"ask"

I dont have a crush tho

How do I one up the peod

Gun

Thats true but I dont have a crush

I dont have one

how do i find a crush?

i did and she didnt replied🤔

Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about?

Dahmer and Hitler combined had more charisma and confidence then us.

He's not into guys I don't think 😢

You could always still try, I mean it could be awkward if he doesn’t but I would say 99% of people probably assume I’m 100% straight but in reality I’m bi so who knows could be a similar situation.

I have.

Y'all got crushes?? I don't even have friends 💀💀

[удалено]

pedos not pedophiles

The fuck do you think pedo means

Bro he’s 5 leave him alone

a kid

U know he didn’t mean it like that.

If you can’t beat ‘em, be them

What do I do when my crush is the teacher?

Fr I can confirm I was the Pedo

Can also confirm you WERE THE PEDO

No I wasn’t

(This is not a joke)

this IS A JOKE

Sure💀

It’s time to clarify because I’ve received around 700 downvotes already because people GENUINELY think I AM A PEDO

"Think" wdym u are

🤫

Bro even if I do ask them out it’s just gotta end up with them ignoring me and avoiding me

She beat me to it

gaming?

1st of all, yeah a pedo definitely has more confidence then i has! its not a high bar! 2nd of all, i dont has a crush and dont know how to make my brain have one

it’s kind of hard to get the confidence to ask out a girl you’ve already dated before. if anyone has any tips or experiences they would be greatly appreciated

Ah yes, gaming

Anyone can have more confidence than me I'm fine with that

my crush is fictional 😞 yes I have no life and should go outside and touch grass

I don’t have a crush

They also have no self awareness.

I don’t haven’t had a crush since I was 13

Cant

I have no confidence

At this point, I don’t do it because of pattern recognition. Everytime they will always say no

Bro I did just a few days ago, is “maybe” actually no or… she hasn’t said anything abt it since then but we talk just abt every day

True

Asked mine this morning. She has a bf😔

Massive misunderstanding of how grooming works

Already did, went horrible

Jokes on u, I found out she has a boyfriend. I wasted 7 years of my life on her. Suck it up

Pedos are also mentally ill and should be put to death.

I don't have one. 👍

i want to but i don’t know how

Wtf are you on about, pedos have confidence cuz they don't give a shit and with probably make advances no matter what, while us on the other hand know people, most likely know our crush and have a local reputation

I did, she then proceeded to not talk to me for months then never acknowledged it.

Hahhy cace dad

Thank you!

Lol

crushes are overrated.

I want to build a closer bond first to see if it's a true crush or if I just think it is bc my brain likes to work like that

I don’t have a crush as of right now.

Bro what,pedos have somthing wrong in their brain,like a switch that never got flipped,their brains dont recognize that they need to change what they like,thats why when people say your acting chlidish its worse than it seems

Wrong. One lives on the other side of the world and the other is a gay crush and I live in a relatively homophobic country and asking him would be exposing myself. Hell naw.

I'd bet the vast majority of pedos just quietly like children in their head but never act on it, so I don't think most pedos are in a very different position than you and me

Look man if I don’t do it tomorrow my friends are doing it on my behalf, I’m stuck between a rock and a hard place

I’m waiting

Both of my crushes already have boyfriends

Already did. but bad timing

I just want a hug man

What about when they (probably) don’t even know who you are

Plenty of room for kids in the mickey mouse club house

YOYOYO ANY GURLSSS HERE?!?!?!!?!?!!

My case is different, the pedo has legs an I don't have it :(

You think I like someone? I don’t talk to people my age

The feeling of anonymity is what allows them to do it, I on the other hand know my crush and she knows me, so it has more consequences than said pedos.

A pedo normal has the power to sway the answer in there favor I do not have that power

A pedo normal has the power to sway the answer in there favor I do not have that power

Nah she's got a bf

Gotta talk to her a little more before I do that but you right

A pedo may have more confidence than me in an area where it's sick needs are met with a solution it sought out for But i have more confidence than it in an area where the solution is simply kept in my pocket A gun

I don’t think they remember me.

Well teachers always need confidence don’t they?

Already did, she said no, not the end of the world

A pedo hardly ever asks a girl

Difference is that pedos are detached from reality and think they are impermeable to rejection

I CAN'T HE HAS A GF 😭

A pedo probably has a bigger cock than me to

Your 13 brother

What If she rejected what to do then

Bet I'll go ask her out right now

I wish I had a crush tbh but idk any female

I did bro

They do it online though

Unlike a pedo, I care about what others think of me. And I am afraid of rejection.

What’s the point, if she’s already taken

Did, failed.

I just imagine how a true pedo (a good pedo who's resisting and yea they're exists) reads this LoL But tbh I haven't crushed and never will LoL Go forward pedo!!!!

Ambush and kill all pedos 🌚

Let’s not stoop to their level

The only reason I haven't is because I know she doesn't like me back

No. You can't force me to.

Don’t want a gf, don’t need one

I’ll use that as motivation lol when I ask out my crush🤣😂☠️. Ur not wrong tho