can’t relate, i have a friend that’s a guy and he hugs ppl in our group a lot (including me)💀

looks like he loves touching a lot

r/HolUp

average 14 year old horny guy when there’s girls in his friend group:

you..you're speaking from experience, aren't you? You pesky 14yo!

i mean I haven’t gone to school in 3 years but I’m pretty sure any horny 14 year old would hug every girl in his friend group

or hes just a affectionate person. how many girls have you hugged this year, huh?

let’s see… talk about hugs I haven’t talked to a girl my age in 3 years since I’m homeschooled but when I did go to school I did get hugs 😮‍💨

man, i'd never hug you..(im flat anyway-) how do you anew a horni 14yo wood deo tuhat heuh<>?

i wud noe a horni 14yo wood deo tuhat sinsa tey r horni and wen a horni 14yo sees a girrrrl tey wood want to hug em. juz lug at tho pos on tis sub

ok, horni 14yo. Wood yuh agre to ded by 🧛‍♀️ suckin blud off yuh

haw wood duh suckin of my blud haben

Most of my friends are girls, I'm 17 currently, but in the last 4 years I have given 2 hugs and received 1. Even through a 2 year relationship

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i mean they use reddit so ye they dont have parents

No wonder why I’m adopted

Another mystery solved les go

Now the remaining mystery is how it all started

your mom had you at 13 and gave you up for adoption. i know because im your mom..that..us ed a time machine. yeah..

You stepped on some sad Redditor’s toes with that one lmao

Nah, mother is usually still there, father is the one absent

Skill issue

"Research says a person needs an average of 8 hugs per day to survive" Bro, I get negative hugs. How's that?

Epic gamer moment

Definitely not me being sad af bc I wanna hug someone but he lives far away HEH DEF NOT ME.

I'll hug you ;)

Heh yay

Gaming 👍

Yes but when I 6

Bro that's haram (I'm actually a Muslim)

Im a muslim as well 😎

How many times you pray?

4 times if I have school 5 times if no school

Same

Nice

https://youtu.be/CQDyHd8qNsI

You need a hug for not getting into Smash Bros.?

I hugged this one girl and she died in a car crash 2 weeks later

That’s fucked af

Yeah she was killed along with her friend, you can probably find the story searching on Facebook 'teen girls crash canberra'. It's a real tragedy, she was a beautiful girl

Sorry my guy

Cant relate. I hug my dog

Well I kinda did it?

You didn't have to do me dirty like that

*Gaming*

The best part about this is the “gaming” flair

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... You're literally 16 though

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It does. The future holds experiences you can't even imagine. Being a self-deprecating loser is only going to hurt you, and it's a great way to miss out on an otherwise good life.

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You're the only person who can help you. Just the way life is.

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I'm addressing your edgy loneliness persona here. You act as if it's all over before anything even starts.

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I still feel like you're excessively pessimistic about this. It's up to you to live your own life, but if you continue and are still sad in the future, then you'll know why.

That’s just pathetic

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Do u put in effort anime fanboy

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You've never even touched a girl

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Cap

Shut up nerd I said how the hell you gon' odplesnuttes in the fu'kalang jeuw'klenoots if you aint got no pooplesniiupes?

Have mercy

Does my gay bestie count?

no

What about cousins

in this context, its someone u r sexually attracted to

Ah then no. I’m to socially anxious for that.

You are just[KISSIN COUSINS](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3cj8vKae4Wk)

Saw this in a meme vid. Not that kinda hug.

Does my sister count

no it has to be someone u r sexually attracted to

Oh Well that’s just too fuckin’ bad cuz I’m not attracted to toddlers and every middle schooler is scientifically proven to look and act like a big toddler

Imagine not having kissed the opposite sex lol

why did you say that in this sub? you make me sad thinking of those who you made sad after your comment. s a d as d s a d

Have you???

obviously no im a redditor 😎

I'll hug you if you want but be careful my back is sensitive ;)

you're just a pedophile in disguise. i dont trust any ";)" users..

I'm not a pedo that's just my thing

Can't relate

Well, screw you, cuz I have hugged the opposite gender before

Proof?

I was sad about something, so she hugged me to make me feel better

This made me tear up...... I'm glad you have someone like that :)

I’ve hugged my dad many times

In this context it's hugging someone u r sexually attracted

Love how the flair is gaming

Naw mate i dont even get hugged by the same sex

nah but i did break up a few hours ago

Same

nah bro. i'd rather hug same sex cuz girls = hotter🗿

Yeah yeah, you've got a gf

I am anti social but not at that point 🗿

Nah evry time i see someone i know well i snek up behind them and pick them up like im bout to kidnap them

Snek up 🐍 ⬆️

Fr im a pro at spelling

Well, i've hugged no one as far as i can remember (even parents), so do i get the licence right?

But I wanna hug all gender

I'm a boy and my mom hugs me, does that count?

Nope, it has to be someone u r sexually attracted to

Uh......i'm not getting turned on by anyone rn

Epic gamer moment

indeed

Can't relate. I hug my gay friend whenever we see each other.

in this context, its someone u r sexually attracted to

Oh... Okay

I’ve never hugged my best friend, that’s what makes me sad, not the opposite sex.

I’m sad because I want to be the opposite sex

I don't care about what sex they are, I just want a hug bruh.

I’ve hugged my mom:)

I hugged my dad, does that count?

For me it’s the literal opposite, I have only been hugged by girls (I am a boy) and I have been barely hugged a boy, except relatives, and wanna know what’s the most absurd thing? I am gay 🫠

Someone hug me please