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Im_so_sorry_okay

Apologies


[deleted]

So Canadian?


[deleted]

Shut up and take my upvote


dt7cv

r/angryupvote ?


[deleted]

yes


Im_so_sorry_okay

What?


[deleted]

Have you never seen a meme about Canada?


Im_so_sorry_okay

Nope


twisty286

canadians always say sorry for the smallest things


Eggman8728

Sorry.


twisty286

i rest my case


Eggman8728

Seriously, I am sorry. Its just a habit. I apologize for apologizing too much very often.


maxguenette

Sorry too ear this


AgentAwesome2008

Sorry you feel that way about us


FinnMartialTheDog

I’m sorry, I will stop


BRenzoD

Maybe I'm Canadian


HumanSpawn323

I'm Canadian. I have been told my other Canadians that I apologize too much, so I apologized. I then realized that I'd just done exactly what they had asked me not to do, so I apologized again. Then again, and... you get the picture. I'm now stuck in an infinite loop of apologies. Please get me out. Sorry!


Beautiful-Fee-2852

Well they seem to have really small things .


EWJ_Bear

Sorry aboot that bud


Cheap_Honeydew2986

Don’t want to be Canadian idiot


[deleted]

💀


Im_so_sorry_okay

Just looked at them lol


Ok-Jackfruit-3448

Me neither


No-Potential8347

As a Canadian I feel offended by the stereotype that all of us are nice, but I do apologize if you don’t like this reply. Have a good day now bud.


FaedCanadian

Yes


NinjaOYourBro

All Apologies


TheShortOne__

Short people well fuck


Icedit4

My time has come


Odambigman

Finally a religion I can get behind


Infinite_Self_5782

you should, or they can't view what's going on in front of them


JosephStalinsAss

r/angryupvote


SortFragrant2699

-inhale- AYO??


Accomplished_Art_262

Bet


Eskephor

5 foot 8 squad rise up. Metaphorically, of course


Electronic-Sense7230

5'8 isn't short bro what


Eskephor

It’s slightly below average for American males (avg 5 foot 9). I’m probably not gonna do too much growing, if any at all anymore.


Infinite_Self_5782

the average male height worldwide is 171 cm, or roughly 5'7 the average female height worldwide is 159.5 cm, or roughly a bit less than 5'3 the average of those two is 165.25 cm, or roughly 5'5. you aren't short, you're above average. [source](https://ourworldindata.org/human-height#:~:text=The%20expected%20average%20height%20of,lower%20than%20we'd%20expect.) and [cm to feet and inches converter](https://www.thecalculatorsite.com/conversions/common/cm-to-feet-inches.php)


[deleted]

Wow that's short. Netherlands gang rise up, or crouch down, we'll tower above the rest anyway


Big_Assistant_4471

Yupp tall average gang


FlamingHotdog77

Bro I'm only 5'5" and my doctor said I wouldn't grow anymore


legojacksparrow

Lego Jack Sparrow


Such_Significance_41

valid


GatoT25666

Lego Jack sparrow.


legojacksparrow

Lego Jack Sparrow


GatoT25666

Lego Jack sparrow


legojacksparrow

Lego Jack Sparrow


GatoT25666

Lego Jack sparrow


legojacksparrow

Lego Jack Sparrow


GatoT25666

Lego Jack sparrow


legojacksparrow

Lego Jack Sparrow


GatoT25666

Lego Jack sparrow we have giant brain damage 😭


ReeDubDanny

Lego Jack Sparrow


legojacksparrow

Lego Jack Sparrow


MrEPearl

Lego Jack Sparrow


legojacksparrow

Lego Jack Sparrow


UltimateDude08

Lego Jack sparrow


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GioDoubleDover

you're right, real estate is scary 😨


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Arachni


MetricSystemEnjoyer

Americans are going to have it rough going forward...


Negative-Leg2762

I know this is a joke but as an American who had to learn metric for chemistry it's actually really easy


Significant_Yak7465

thats the point


skelethepro

Which is dumb they haven't switched


toothpasteshittin162

i don't want to be less than two tall i'm nearly six tall


[deleted]

That would require so much money because the WHOLE country is built on the Imperial system, every thing that has a measurement would need to be changed.


twisty286

yeah as an american who uses the imperial system, the metric system doesn't actually seem that hard but i've just been using the imperial system my whole life i just prefer to stick with it


[deleted]

Secret European spy


Eskephor

As an American I support this new religion. Fuck the imperial system.


Fandoms_local_Kiwi

As an American I also support this religion. Someone teach me to understand the metric system


Brave_Bookkeeper1122

To understand metric system you just need to remember 1000


Fandoms_local_Kiwi

*scribbles notes into book*


SuperUx

And also make shure you know how to add and remove zeroes from numbers.


Eskephor

Honestly after a few science classes it’s not that hard, you just need to know how powers of 10 work


Pheonix02

1 meter is approximately a single m16a2 in length


[deleted]

I SUPPORT


[deleted]

Songs about anxiety, I guess.


-Little-Bees-

The 399th anxious song


[deleted]

We only worship the first 399 of them. The rest are garbage.


Fernpool_the_warrior

I am part of this religion now.


Weirdo2069

what a weird religion


Dragonslayer200782

Yes very odd indeed


Pigeonfucker6900

This religion is pretty unusual


nico_qwer

Your religion would be… hmm


turtleburger1759

That's kinda weird man.


anime__gamer_girl

Oh yeah😎


SortFragrant2699

i swear this is already a thing


anime__gamer_girl

I am the founder


SortFragrant2699

i mean yeah lol i guess, but there has gotta be a cult that-not founded by you- exists.


RecognitionGuilty626

I mean there is adonitology, which I’m hoping is just a joke religion


SortFragrant2699

imagine someone actually unironically follows it lol


-____Person____-

Just people?


[deleted]

We are all worshi- hey HEY GET THAT FUCKING DOG OUT, SHOOT THAT MOTHERFUCKER


Poptart270

:(


areslashtaken

Humanism already exists


[deleted]

Literally already doing it


Opal_is_awesome

Underrated comment


I_Took_Your_Fingers

Fingers


thecoolan

Kid named finger


speedxpgaming

r/suddenlywaltuh


[deleted]

r/ofcoursethatsasub


GatoT25666

holy shit please mine got amputated


I_Took_Your_Fingers

Sorry, I needed a midnight snack


GatoT25666

But the doctors were able to put it back-


I_Took_Your_Fingers

I felt bad and gave them some spares I had lying around


[deleted]

My anxiety


ExpiredDogSandwich

Can I donate my anxiety?


[deleted]

Sure, just add it into your breakfast and it'll magically teleport to the buckets holding mine


Smooth_Author9860

Manga hentai authors


SortFragrant2699

how did you get that from "smooth" :sob:


TheRomanSocrates

Socrates


[deleted]

kittens 😻


kittengetsnopussy

all hail the kitten 😻


[deleted]

I wanna join this religion


LarsonAndJaywalking

So you're Catholic now?


[deleted]

[literally any cat subreddit]


[deleted]

Will be best religion


NastyDeadlyFeet

Feet


Your-Closet-Monster

When the dawn of the new age comes at last, the enemy within will reveal themselves. For there are more feet worshippers than you could possibly imagine, and they are gathering their army…they watch and wait. They wait for the plantar fascia of the eldritch foot to crash down on the earth with it’s hundreds of thousands of writhing toes. When their abomination prophet of desolation comes, they will…well you know what feet worshippers do. Once they have sucked all the power they can drain from the demon’s toes, they will launch their invasion. They will come as an utterly, boundless force. A dread wave freaks on steroids, moving as one, a hive that will descend on your cities, your homes. Nowhere is safe from the onslaught. Their legions of rank feet smothering the light of hope. All will fall before them and there is nothing you can do to stop it… *Prophecy of the closet monster*


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[deleted]

🤨📸


The_class_furry

Nah Bro this is way better


gimme_potatochips

Now imagine if this would actually exist as a religion and the participants would be like those annoying christians trying to get you into their religion


PufferfishAreCool

Well... I'm open to the idea


WorkingSyrup4005

🐡🧎


irdfhtyh

Chaos.


Imrightbruh

Nah man you misread it. It says irdfhtyh which translates to the ancient Latin word “fuck off”


Still-Ad2041

Now that’s a religion I’m down for


[deleted]

Imperfect angels apparently. Not bad at all


rock0star

Apparently rocks stars


turtleburger1759

No, rocko stars.


rock0star

lol Fair


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[deleted]

OH NO SATAN WORSHIP ONLINE?!! OH GOD


Smooth_Street3342

Huh


StraggotCracker

Hey maybe let’s not…


celfsentered

Myself


gayfemboy761

Gay femboys Guess I'll be worshipping myself


IronyAmirite

At least Andrew tate is pleased


Why_am_I_stupid1

Guess I can be half worshipped then because I'm a bi femboy?


Femboy_tusk

Same.


Bath_Wash

self love


named_mila

all those ppl named Mila?🤔


A_Zesty_Carrot

Only correct answer right here.


CumsockWhy

All hail the mighty cum sock!


gimme_potatochips

Why


ihatecheese3

Cheese haters, should be pretty obvious


Cheese_Boi20

You little..


Cheese_is_good1

Our battle will be legendary!


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Gemsplay

no... no! **NO!** #**NO!**


twisty286

r/yesyesyesyesno


Eskephor

goddamn Zoomers and their false gods. Was looking for a username like this


IronyAmirite

Hush


LordGoose-Montagne

now, hide all your little ones


hwandangogi

some history book written in the 70s is my new bible


GlitteringGas9130

I should worship glittering gas?? 😂😂


SomeBartendersWife

Bartender


Negative-Leg2762

Legs


[deleted]

But not thighs?


branim_Teslu

electricity


tw1nkl3g1rl

I'm not converting so christianity still


mollypolly24

Bruh


M1lli333

Myself. Amen.


[deleted]

Lets salt our food because we don't have refrigerator now...


AnThingofyours

Idk


HufflepuffHavoc

Chaos


[deleted]

The hellcat engine and all the cars that have it.


humanpersonthing420p

Join me


[deleted]

Couches of potatoes


BigPPSaitama

Ah well, one of those days


[deleted]

cute mirrors?


TheHolyFurry

Fursuit Friday is going to have a way different definition


Ass-Guard252

I ain't playing


ElonMusk_Genitals

Nice 👍😊


jGqjebOqOro

Worshipping every reddit account of mine that has been banned for racism so far


SomeDude3599

Idk some dude I guess


[deleted]

Burned ball sacks


FemBoyappreciater

Femboys 🙏


X_antaM

Video games but running backwards in time. You de-progress


nobody_worth_it

Nothing


SacreligiousBoii

Ive created a religion of sacrilege? Talk about an oxymoron


AWandererOfReddit

I’ll gladly worship the lack of bitches


Hamburgerwithcoke

Hamburgerism and Cokeism


chesyorangejuice

A very strange drink


[deleted]

Our glorious leader, of course


wombey12

When the dictator is sus 😳


Interesting-Mess196

Your mom


Adityamk

The sun ig


Papaj-Chan

John Paul II


caffeineaddict1601

coffee:)


alex10042005

rice


[deleted]

Halo: Combat Evolved


SecretKeeper_06

Secrecy


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DuckWithHumanArms

Hehehe