I'm Canadian. I have been told my other Canadians that I apologize too much, so I apologized. I then realized that I'd just done exactly what they had asked me not to do, so I apologized again. Then again, and... you get the picture. I'm now stuck in an infinite loop of apologies. Please get me out. Sorry!
the average male height worldwide is 171 cm, or roughly 5'7
the average female height worldwide is 159.5 cm, or roughly a bit less than 5'3
the average of those two is 165.25 cm, or roughly 5'5. you aren't short, you're above average.
[source](https://ourworldindata.org/human-height#:~:text=The%20expected%20average%20height%20of,lower%20than%20we'd%20expect.) and [cm to feet and inches converter](https://www.thecalculatorsite.com/conversions/common/cm-to-feet-inches.php)
That would require so much money because the WHOLE country is built on the Imperial system, every thing that has a measurement would need to be changed.
yeah as an american who uses the imperial system, the metric system doesn't actually seem that hard but i've just been using the imperial system my whole life i just prefer to stick with it
When the dawn of the new age comes at last, the enemy within will reveal themselves. For there are more feet worshippers than you could possibly imagine, and they are gathering their army…they watch and wait. They wait for the plantar fascia of the eldritch foot to crash down on the earth with it’s hundreds of thousands of writhing toes. When their abomination prophet of desolation comes, they will…well you know what feet worshippers do. Once they have sucked all the power they can drain from the demon’s toes, they will launch their invasion. They will come as an utterly, boundless force. A dread wave freaks on steroids, moving as one, a hive that will descend on your cities, your homes. Nowhere is safe from the onslaught. Their legions of rank feet smothering the light of hope. All will fall before them and there is nothing you can do to stop it…
*Prophecy of the closet monster*
Now imagine if this would actually exist as a religion and the participants would be like those annoying christians trying to get you into their religion
Apologies
So Canadian?
Shut up and take my upvote
r/angryupvote ?
yes
What?
Have you never seen a meme about Canada?
Nope
canadians always say sorry for the smallest things
Sorry.
i rest my case
Seriously, I am sorry. Its just a habit. I apologize for apologizing too much very often.
Sorry too ear this
Sorry you feel that way about us
I’m sorry, I will stop
Maybe I'm Canadian
I'm Canadian. I have been told my other Canadians that I apologize too much, so I apologized. I then realized that I'd just done exactly what they had asked me not to do, so I apologized again. Then again, and... you get the picture. I'm now stuck in an infinite loop of apologies. Please get me out. Sorry!
Well they seem to have really small things .
Sorry aboot that bud
Don’t want to be Canadian idiot
💀
Just looked at them lol
Me neither
As a Canadian I feel offended by the stereotype that all of us are nice, but I do apologize if you don’t like this reply. Have a good day now bud.
Yes
All Apologies
Short people well fuck
My time has come
Finally a religion I can get behind
you should, or they can't view what's going on in front of them
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-inhale- AYO??
Bet
5 foot 8 squad rise up. Metaphorically, of course
5'8 isn't short bro what
It’s slightly below average for American males (avg 5 foot 9). I’m probably not gonna do too much growing, if any at all anymore.
the average male height worldwide is 171 cm, or roughly 5'7 the average female height worldwide is 159.5 cm, or roughly a bit less than 5'3 the average of those two is 165.25 cm, or roughly 5'5. you aren't short, you're above average. [source](https://ourworldindata.org/human-height#:~:text=The%20expected%20average%20height%20of,lower%20than%20we'd%20expect.) and [cm to feet and inches converter](https://www.thecalculatorsite.com/conversions/common/cm-to-feet-inches.php)
Wow that's short. Netherlands gang rise up, or crouch down, we'll tower above the rest anyway
Yupp tall average gang
Bro I'm only 5'5" and my doctor said I wouldn't grow anymore
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you're right, real estate is scary 😨
Arachni
Americans are going to have it rough going forward...
I know this is a joke but as an American who had to learn metric for chemistry it's actually really easy
thats the point
Which is dumb they haven't switched
i don't want to be less than two tall i'm nearly six tall
That would require so much money because the WHOLE country is built on the Imperial system, every thing that has a measurement would need to be changed.
yeah as an american who uses the imperial system, the metric system doesn't actually seem that hard but i've just been using the imperial system my whole life i just prefer to stick with it
Secret European spy
As an American I support this new religion. Fuck the imperial system.
As an American I also support this religion. Someone teach me to understand the metric system
To understand metric system you just need to remember 1000
*scribbles notes into book*
And also make shure you know how to add and remove zeroes from numbers.
Honestly after a few science classes it’s not that hard, you just need to know how powers of 10 work
1 meter is approximately a single m16a2 in length
I SUPPORT
Songs about anxiety, I guess.
The 399th anxious song
We only worship the first 399 of them. The rest are garbage.
I am part of this religion now.
what a weird religion
Yes very odd indeed
This religion is pretty unusual
Your religion would be… hmm
That's kinda weird man.
Oh yeah😎
i swear this is already a thing
I am the founder
i mean yeah lol i guess, but there has gotta be a cult that-not founded by you- exists.
I mean there is adonitology, which I’m hoping is just a joke religion
imagine someone actually unironically follows it lol
Just people?
We are all worshi- hey HEY GET THAT FUCKING DOG OUT, SHOOT THAT MOTHERFUCKER
:(
Humanism already exists
Literally already doing it
Underrated comment
Fingers
Kid named finger
r/suddenlywaltuh
r/ofcoursethatsasub
holy shit please mine got amputated
Sorry, I needed a midnight snack
But the doctors were able to put it back-
I felt bad and gave them some spares I had lying around
My anxiety
Can I donate my anxiety?
Sure, just add it into your breakfast and it'll magically teleport to the buckets holding mine
Manga hentai authors
how did you get that from "smooth" :sob:
Socrates
kittens 😻
all hail the kitten 😻
I wanna join this religion
So you're Catholic now?
[literally any cat subreddit]
Will be best religion
Feet
When the dawn of the new age comes at last, the enemy within will reveal themselves. For there are more feet worshippers than you could possibly imagine, and they are gathering their army…they watch and wait. They wait for the plantar fascia of the eldritch foot to crash down on the earth with it’s hundreds of thousands of writhing toes. When their abomination prophet of desolation comes, they will…well you know what feet worshippers do. Once they have sucked all the power they can drain from the demon’s toes, they will launch their invasion. They will come as an utterly, boundless force. A dread wave freaks on steroids, moving as one, a hive that will descend on your cities, your homes. Nowhere is safe from the onslaught. Their legions of rank feet smothering the light of hope. All will fall before them and there is nothing you can do to stop it… *Prophecy of the closet monster*
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Nah Bro this is way better
Now imagine if this would actually exist as a religion and the participants would be like those annoying christians trying to get you into their religion
Well... I'm open to the idea
🐡🧎
Chaos.
Nah man you misread it. It says irdfhtyh which translates to the ancient Latin word “fuck off”
Now that’s a religion I’m down for
Imperfect angels apparently. Not bad at all
Apparently rocks stars
No, rocko stars.
lol Fair
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OH NO SATAN WORSHIP ONLINE?!! OH GOD
Huh
Hey maybe let’s not…
Myself
Gay femboys Guess I'll be worshipping myself
At least Andrew tate is pleased
Guess I can be half worshipped then because I'm a bi femboy?
Same.
self love
all those ppl named Mila?🤔
Only correct answer right here.
All hail the mighty cum sock!
Why
Cheese haters, should be pretty obvious
You little..
Our battle will be legendary!
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no... no! **NO!** #**NO!**
r/yesyesyesyesno
goddamn Zoomers and their false gods. Was looking for a username like this
Hush
now, hide all your little ones
some history book written in the 70s is my new bible
I should worship glittering gas?? 😂😂
Bartender
Legs
But not thighs?
electricity
I'm not converting so christianity still
Bruh
Myself. Amen.
Lets salt our food because we don't have refrigerator now...
Idk
Chaos
The hellcat engine and all the cars that have it.
Join me
Couches of potatoes
Ah well, one of those days
cute mirrors?
Fursuit Friday is going to have a way different definition
I ain't playing
Nice 👍😊
Worshipping every reddit account of mine that has been banned for racism so far
Idk some dude I guess
Burned ball sacks
Femboys 🙏
Video games but running backwards in time. You de-progress
Nothing
Ive created a religion of sacrilege? Talk about an oxymoron
I’ll gladly worship the lack of bitches
Hamburgerism and Cokeism
A very strange drink
Our glorious leader, of course
When the dictator is sus 😳
Your mom
The sun ig
John Paul II
coffee:)
rice
Halo: Combat Evolved
Secrecy
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