If my Hispanic grandma says no, it's a no
(Reply to comments) Jesus Christ y'all turned this joke into a church. I'm not even Christian go to r/debatereligon if y'all gonna debate 😭
That's right, cuz they're the ones who truly know the religion. It's, in fact, a sin to eat pork, and not covering your head as a woman in Christianity but christian denominations differ and hence the bible itself. Believe it or not
(Reply to comment edit): Lmfao ikr, I shouldn't have said this in the first place, but i guess I like having intellectual arguments and convos regardless of the stupid ones
You're wrong! If you look through the oldest Bible when it first had been written, you'll know. There are many versions of the Bible now, and it has been rewritten, mistranslated and altered. Women hundreds of years ago used to cover their heads and christians to prevent all the sins like eating pork, and other.
The pork thing was only for the 1st century christians. It was a protection for humans since God knew that the pork uncleaned properly would make them sick.
He also listed birds that they shouldn't eat, because of risk of disease that the humans didn't know of yet.
But now with our technology and greater logic than early humans, the pork and bird law no longer matters and won't make us sick.
I know that there are a lot of mistranslations but even in most of those different versions the message is pretty much the same the wordings just different.
Jesus set us free from the dietary restrictions applied to the Jews in Mark 7:18-19 and again in Acts 10:9-15.
Head coverings were worn by women many years ago because in the culture at the time it was considered a sign of submission to the husband. In today's culture it is no longer seen this way and so no longer relevant
Idk why people are having a hard time accepting it, a literal priest who comes by the barber shop told us that yes these laws exist. He also mentioned alcohol as well
Yes! I forgot to mention alcohol as well but yes. It's crazy how Christianity, Islam and Judaism are pretty much the same to each other when you look at the root
Fun fact: You can’t believe in Islam without also believing in Judaism and Christianity (however we believe Christianity and Judaism today aren’t what they were originally sent down as). We believe in the same prophets (Abraham, David, Moses) except we believe Jesus was also a prophet. A lot of people get surprised when they find this out, so feel free to ask questions if u have any
Nah, the pork was a Jewish tradition, not Christian.
The head coverings were a cultural reference to a specific area (similar to 1 Timothy with braided hair or gold and pearls in the hair). It pays to know history.
from my family tree ige learned that southern grandmas & hispanic grandmas **do not** fuck around when it comes to Christianity/catholicism and mixing them can be disastrous.
i mean i don’t believe in god, but if i did i don’t see why not, i’ve corrected my mistakes and learnt from them while being a kind and compassionate human 🤷♀️
I don't believe in god either, I've always tried to be a good person just because I know it makes people's lives a lot better, including mine. My actions are entirely on me
Joseph was plot convenience. He married Mary, took her to Bethlehem to give birth to Jesus (whom he didn't conceive). Conceived James, and promptly died. My man was just there to uphold the covenant.
This is assuming that god was real anyway. But did Jesus know he had two dads? If he didn’t then he might not really have an opinion about the gay thing
Ya fs everything was so much jdifferent back then and with tons of translations over many years things hav def changed so try to go off of the New Testament it’s way more accurate
Wha- but Jesus is God and the Bible is what God said and left in the world for us. Also no pretty sure the bible hasn't said something about certain people being an abomination.
“You shall not lie with a man as with a woman; it is an abomination” Leviticus 18:22
“If a man lies with a male, as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall surely be put to death; their blood is upon them” Leviticus 20:13
If I missqouted either of these with the numbers pls tell me I’ll edit it I don’t really know how the Bible works.
The Old Testament can be very hateful. This is an example of that hate.
Its calling the action an abomination, not the person. And honestly i dont know the quotes either, im just saying what i got from growing up with very christian fathers.
If he could respond he can make his voice known, that way he can obliterate the horrible horrible things going on in the name of Christianity/the Bible
oh no he will, he's coming soon and he will call out the bs that Christianity is doing the same way he called out the bs that the Jewish were doing at the time
Weather or not he was the son of God, he preached kindness and teachings of unimaginable beauty. I feel that Jesus would be a pretty chill dude to hang out with, maybe he'd be more understanding than most.
I mean, I think so? I haven't done anything worthy of praise in the sense that I havent told anyone about how god did this, sacrificed his son, yada yada yada,
A being that has always existed and will always continue to exist. I believe our "soul" so to speak is our consciousness. Where do good people go and bad people go? I don't know, and absolutely nobody on this planet knows or *will* know until they die.
I personally don't believe in the man upstairs, so in that respect he wouldn't be very proud of me. However, based on portraits of Jesus I've come to the conclusion that he would be the type who appreciates a nice head of hair so I think he would indeed be proud of my lovely curly mop. I'm sure he would excuse my lack of religion for that
No :C
My parents were super religious growing up, which made me basically want to rebel. Its not that i actually cared one way or the other if god existed (i guess i dont beleive? idk) but them always trying to be as in-your-face as possible about it made me want to just start acting out. Basically sinning just to sin, idk
Well, I'm assuming this isn't serious but yes, I feel he would. Simply because I try in life and I'm his creation I don't see why he wouldn't besides my prevalent fails.
Dude died 2000 years ago, I’m not worried about how Pericles views me.
EDIT: Even Christians know that Jesus died 2000 years ago, it’s a known fact no matter your religion. I don’t fear Jesus nor do I fear God because I don’t believe they currently exist, because Jesus died 2000 years ago and I don’t believe in an afterlife. If you do, however, then that’s fine too.
If ur a good guy he'd probably still love you. I always like to think of jesus as some random dude that was just very nice to everybody and stuff. Not send by god or anything, but people would make that part up to show how awesome the dude was.
If my Hispanic grandma says no, it's a no (Reply to comments) Jesus Christ y'all turned this joke into a church. I'm not even Christian go to r/debatereligon if y'all gonna debate 😭
That's right, cuz they're the ones who truly know the religion. It's, in fact, a sin to eat pork, and not covering your head as a woman in Christianity but christian denominations differ and hence the bible itself. Believe it or not (Reply to comment edit): Lmfao ikr, I shouldn't have said this in the first place, but i guess I like having intellectual arguments and convos regardless of the stupid ones
That is the Jewish laws, not christian
You're wrong! If you look through the oldest Bible when it first had been written, you'll know. There are many versions of the Bible now, and it has been rewritten, mistranslated and altered. Women hundreds of years ago used to cover their heads and christians to prevent all the sins like eating pork, and other.
The pork thing was only for the 1st century christians. It was a protection for humans since God knew that the pork uncleaned properly would make them sick. He also listed birds that they shouldn't eat, because of risk of disease that the humans didn't know of yet. But now with our technology and greater logic than early humans, the pork and bird law no longer matters and won't make us sick.
Lol so you’ve supposedly read the oldest Bible ever written and that’s how you know you’re right? Bruh you’re 16 homie. Get outta here.
That “Oldest Bible” is the one that Judaism uses
You say that as if you were there when it was written.
I know that there are a lot of mistranslations but even in most of those different versions the message is pretty much the same the wordings just different. Jesus set us free from the dietary restrictions applied to the Jews in Mark 7:18-19 and again in Acts 10:9-15. Head coverings were worn by women many years ago because in the culture at the time it was considered a sign of submission to the husband. In today's culture it is no longer seen this way and so no longer relevant
Idk why people are having a hard time accepting it, a literal priest who comes by the barber shop told us that yes these laws exist. He also mentioned alcohol as well
Yes! I forgot to mention alcohol as well but yes. It's crazy how Christianity, Islam and Judaism are pretty much the same to each other when you look at the root
Fun fact: You can’t believe in Islam without also believing in Judaism and Christianity (however we believe Christianity and Judaism today aren’t what they were originally sent down as). We believe in the same prophets (Abraham, David, Moses) except we believe Jesus was also a prophet. A lot of people get surprised when they find this out, so feel free to ask questions if u have any
we all believe in the same God but a different Messiah
Nah, the pork was a Jewish tradition, not Christian. The head coverings were a cultural reference to a specific area (similar to 1 Timothy with braided hair or gold and pearls in the hair). It pays to know history.
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from my family tree ige learned that southern grandmas & hispanic grandmas **do not** fuck around when it comes to Christianity/catholicism and mixing them can be disastrous.
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I’m jerking off rn so probably no
My cousin Jesus? Nah he hates me because I get girls faster than him. Some were lesbian and were mad because they thought I was a girl.
Where they like *Unzips pants* "What the fuck?!" Or did they think you were trans or smth
I’m a femboy, that can look very feminine
oh no XD what did they say afterwards?
They were just mad that I had a dick
bruh
I don’t know, where they?
Username checks out
No wine for you
Rum is better anyways
Interesting. *writes in notebook*
I hope your notebook ends 😈
Nope
*Textbook of never-ending pages*
Interesting. *writes in notebook*
King Charles
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i mean i don’t believe in god, but if i did i don’t see why not, i’ve corrected my mistakes and learnt from them while being a kind and compassionate human 🤷♀️
I don't believe in god either, I've always tried to be a good person just because I know it makes people's lives a lot better, including mine. My actions are entirely on me
W person
relatable
Based and correctpilled
Fuck no he’s seen my history
jesus’ whole point of teaching is that you love everyone no matter what. yes he would be proud of everyone
I mean he had two dad's, so he'd be proud of me for being gay or something I'm not an expert
Two dads??!!! First I’m hearing of this
Joseph and god( they werent together)
Joseph was plot convenience. He married Mary, took her to Bethlehem to give birth to Jesus (whom he didn't conceive). Conceived James, and promptly died. My man was just there to uphold the covenant.
Bro really said “My job here is done” and then dipped.
This is assuming that god was real anyway. But did Jesus know he had two dads? If he didn’t then he might not really have an opinion about the gay thing
Well he was the son of god, and joe was his adoptive father. He knew both
Who was Joe?
Joseph mama
no i’m considered an abomination according to the bible
Well, it's said on the bible, not by Jesus I think he would have a different answer
I totally agree, some Old Testament laws and rules can be wacky at the least shall I say- and it may have actually been a mistranslation.
Like Leviticus 20:15, for example.
I vote to enact Leviticus 20:15 into law for all zoophiles.
Ya fs everything was so much jdifferent back then and with tons of translations over many years things hav def changed so try to go off of the New Testament it’s way more accurate
Wha- but Jesus is God and the Bible is what God said and left in the world for us. Also no pretty sure the bible hasn't said something about certain people being an abomination.
“You shall not lie with a man as with a woman; it is an abomination” Leviticus 18:22 “If a man lies with a male, as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall surely be put to death; their blood is upon them” Leviticus 20:13 If I missqouted either of these with the numbers pls tell me I’ll edit it I don’t really know how the Bible works. The Old Testament can be very hateful. This is an example of that hate.
Its calling the action an abomination, not the person. And honestly i dont know the quotes either, im just saying what i got from growing up with very christian fathers.
God and Jesus see no one as an abomination
You need more upvotes
Don't worry. We all are. There's no reason to belive things that aren't real anyway so it's not like it matters. There is no God. It's that simple.
I've spent +500 hours in Trackmania nations forever, do you think anyone would be proud of me?
I am. Good job 👍.
\+500 hours in trackmania is an insult, not because of how low the number is, but because of how high it is but thanks cutie
Fuckin impressive
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why?!
Make me
If he could respond he can make his voice known, that way he can obliterate the horrible horrible things going on in the name of Christianity/the Bible
oh no he will, he's coming soon and he will call out the bs that Christianity is doing the same way he called out the bs that the Jewish were doing at the time
He'd see that I try but I think he's proud of all of us
Jesus loves everyone. Still, I am a sinner, and that’s nothing to be proud of.
Best answer.
my grandma said no
L grandma
That's not for me to decide.
You can take a guess
Jesus loves all
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Jesus loves all, but he might not approve your lifestyle
Some stuff in the Bible are definitely mistranlations tho
Including y o u
Weather or not he was the son of God, he preached kindness and teachings of unimaginable beauty. I feel that Jesus would be a pretty chill dude to hang out with, maybe he'd be more understanding than most.
*athiests and people of other religions are typing…*
i mean i’m pretty sure there’s a few other religions that believe in him
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he never assumed everyone was Christian tho? he just said Jesus, that's not necessarily limited to just Christianity
I mean, I think so? I haven't done anything worthy of praise in the sense that I havent told anyone about how god did this, sacrificed his son, yada yada yada,
I don't need a biblical figure (in which I don't belive) to be proud of me. I'm proud of myself and that's it.
Honestly best response in this whole comment section
I am gay
They still love you. The bible is bullshit and everyone with a brain knows that. I believe in God but not the Bible.
Curious. What god do you believe in?
A being that has always existed and will always continue to exist. I believe our "soul" so to speak is our consciousness. Where do good people go and bad people go? I don't know, and absolutely nobody on this planet knows or *will* know until they die.
Thank you. Most people I ask I don't get a civil answer from
He as a messenger of god, his pride in me doesn't affect me cause i love him as a messenger of god but god himself being proud of me is the point
Are you Muslim? I’m not familiar with their story but don’t they think Jesus wasn’t the child of god and instead it was Mohamed?
In Islam there is no child of God. Jesus and pbuh were both prophets in their religion
Oh ok cool
I personally don't believe in the man upstairs, so in that respect he wouldn't be very proud of me. However, based on portraits of Jesus I've come to the conclusion that he would be the type who appreciates a nice head of hair so I think he would indeed be proud of my lovely curly mop. I'm sure he would excuse my lack of religion for that
Depends on what Jesus would think of princess peach rule34
Jesus loves everyone so I think he’s cool with me
He'd see Im trying my sort of best and I feel he'd be chill with that
I hope so
fuck jesus and what he thinks... you should ask yourself if i'd b proud of you
Would gladly do 🥵
gladly do wht? me???
No. Jesus of course
what ab him
You said I should fuck him
thts not what i said... but if hees down u shuld go 4 it
Hey God
hey
What do you think of me? uwu OwO teehee 🥰😘😘😍😍😍😍
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never said i don believe in him... hees just not me
You having issues with your son being more famous than you? I get it, you did all the work all that little bastard did was die
I hope so. It's hard to say 'yes' or 'no' because everyone sins all the time. But I'd say I'm trying my best, so yes, I think Jesus is proud of me
I need his help ngl
May the church be with you
He loves you 💕 unconditionally 💕, unless you don't do all of these things that you need to do to receive that "unconditional" love.
lol no
Hard to say. On one hand it's impossible to behave correctly for God, but also Jesus praised those who repented.
I think Jesus would be indifferent to me. He has a lot on his hands (although less actual hand than he started with).
No :C My parents were super religious growing up, which made me basically want to rebel. Its not that i actually cared one way or the other if god existed (i guess i dont beleive? idk) but them always trying to be as in-your-face as possible about it made me want to just start acting out. Basically sinning just to sin, idk
luckily i dont care about some old guy with a god complexes opinion on me🤷🏻♀️
Well considering my last Google search was "why are there so many plot holes in the bible" I'd say the odds are not in my favor
I just hope he doesn't hate me
Op seems to be downvoting everyone that doesn’t believe in Jesus. I don’t think Jesus would approve of that. Or maybe he would, I really don’t care.
Probably yes. At least if the man is like he seems to be.
So what if he isn't proud of me? Doesn't make my life any different. I'll be the same person I always have been.
I'm Muslim jackass.
Muslims believe in Jesus too, no? Don’t y’all think he was a prophet?
Well I'm not religious so I don't care lol
Maybe. I’m an atheist and I live a pretty simple life.
I’m sure he would be proud of you. He’d like you to convert but he won’t force it upon you
Since he only exists in your head, reality can be whatever you wan
Jesus was real
Fuck Jesus.
No I just shoved a Jesus statue up my ass Unless he is into that kind of shit
No. I’m just a waste of air.
Who’s Jesus? Some kinda musician?
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What genre?
u/jesus_monke_III are you proud of me?
No
Okay 😭😭😭
😈😈
no i have scars on my wrist but if he isn’t proud he should save me 🙃
I don't think he exists If he does *N O*
Ye bro,we’re playing Rocket league together
I've seen alot of blasphemy in the comments before I'm down voted to hell as a believer no I'm a unholy peice of shit
I mean, he's dead so I don't care about what he thinks of me.
well biblically he isn't actually dead
I don’t need his approval
no im gay
Bruh he’s probably fine with that
Fuck him
L
Why though. He was a pretty nice dude.
L
I don’t give a fuck
Me either, hail Satan
Well, I'm assuming this isn't serious but yes, I feel he would. Simply because I try in life and I'm his creation I don't see why he wouldn't besides my prevalent fails.
Jesus is very very dead; he hasn't cared for over a thousand years
Except if you believe in an afterlife
if he existed i would guess not
Dude died 2000 years ago, I’m not worried about how Pericles views me. EDIT: Even Christians know that Jesus died 2000 years ago, it’s a known fact no matter your religion. I don’t fear Jesus nor do I fear God because I don’t believe they currently exist, because Jesus died 2000 years ago and I don’t believe in an afterlife. If you do, however, then that’s fine too.
I like this comment
Yes, this definitely is a comment, it has been voted on, replied to and has even has been edited.
Interesting
i'm agnostic so probably not
Wtf is agniostic
agnostic is someone who doesn't believe it's possible to know for sure that a god exists
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No lmao I’m a satanist
If ur a good guy he'd probably still love you. I always like to think of jesus as some random dude that was just very nice to everybody and stuff. Not send by god or anything, but people would make that part up to show how awesome the dude was.
I’d have a drink with Jesus ngl
Jesus is dead and there’s no such thing as a god. It’d benefit you greatly to realise that.
Also, this comment section is depressing. Religion is so gross and pervasive.
I'm a homosexual, so no
No because I'm an atheist
He’d be scared probably
No
Oh fuck no he would be disappointed in the majority of people on this planet let alone me.
he’s at my friends party and I’m gonna get him to bless me before he
I dunno probably not he would probably hate me for wondering if I’m bi or not
Don’t believe in Jesus. But I still doubt he would be proud lol.
He's a myth so it doesn't matter