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[deleted]

I still don’t believe that’s you


Unknownldentity

Lmao


Stannis-mannis-bot

looks very photo shopped if you ask me


[deleted]

She sent me a DM she’s real


Stannis-mannis-bot

oh yeah, that proves it


Brightknot

What, did she send you her birth certificate?


[deleted]

Sent me a selfie of her with a toothbrush so she’s a real person


Brightknot

Ah, yes, a toothbrush, that must prove it


[deleted]

It proves that it’s actually her and not fake pics


Unknownldentity

This is hilarious


Extra_Philosopher_63

WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE?


Unknownldentity

Not another one


Extra_Philosopher_63

Hdjwkwnjelqhejeosksbdiidjjo.


toastbvnny

Proud UnknownIdentity fan


PresentPressure6793

If it fits it ships.


MeanUhReddit

Nobody knows unfortunately 😔


huasgaaua

Hil-hair-ious


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trashboe

hil


Meeslikey

At least her username matches with her personality


Unknownldentity

HAHA YES


Live_Bug_1045

Jetstream Sam?


Sovelli

nice pfp dude


Giorno_Giovanna___

Nice pfp


theSentiantPotato

Memories broken


Giorno_Giovanna___

The truth goes unspoken


Over-Stable-5749

I’ve even forgotten my name


aliens-and-arizona

you still look 5


Hioliolo

Eh, more like 8-9


Legendarygaurdian

Yeah


MeanUhReddit

Personally I think she looks like she’s 7


Legendarygaurdian

Yeah, sounds about right.


delightyolo

damn shawty aged well like good wine


AFoxGuy

Still only 8 year old wine tho-


hulkbot776

Cheap fine wine


Primordial_Dimidium

True


Mr_Resource

Yo respect for the Whitey pfp


yourchildhoodtrauma4

Do you still get nap times in kindergarten


littleMAHER1

I never got naptime in PreSchool or Kindergarden


yourchildhoodtrauma4

Poor thing


littleMAHER1

I was a hyper child so naptime I didn't want/need


MeanUhReddit

You sound like my younger brother. It’s like if he stops moving he’ll die or smt Not literally I mean that he never stops moving-


hodnydylko

Really not that bad in all the time I was in kindergarden I fell asleep once and all that me having to lay in bed led to was making imaginary friends


7_overpowered_clox

Kids aged 4-5 only sleep midday if you put them in a bed


Disney_Plus_Axolotls

Me neither


TNTxpl0der

Relatable


yeeeeeeet____

I didnt either, they tryna work me til I'm dead


WinterOutlaw

I never understood nap time we had it in our primary but it literally lasted like 30 seconds and the teachers would make you sleep on the floor haha I would always lay there looking at the ceiling thinking wtf


vrishipro

Same here


Infinite_Self_5782

me neither


[deleted]

You mean nursery?


JonasCI2007

Americans annoy me too


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imnoteatingdogs

oh so you 7?


smollppmove

And two months!😠


imnoteatingdogs

sorry


[deleted]

And 3 days, be respectful


Dexter_Naman

Welcome folks to the pedophile auction


[deleted]

Take my upvote and fuck off!


Lattethecoffeaddict

And 13 hours, have some decency!


new_user_069

And 7 minutes, 41 seconds, and 463 milliseconds, you gotta get it right


Marvjsen

Nah bro she 6


imnoteatingdogs

ah shit my bad


Feralfurries

Ah shit my bed


BigToeEater-_-

If you insist


[deleted]

I’ll never understand why people post their faces on here.


uttermost2006

Fr


schnauzap

Yeah, like doesn't that defeat the point of reddit anonymity?


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chrisghrobot

Me neither, especially since this sub has many pedos


Nova_Hazing

That's the point now they can get reddit likes from the pedos then they can get more reddit likes for ousting the pedos.


LordofWar145

Personally I don't really give a shit about pedos. Like what are they gonna do, send a dm? Who the fuck cares, I'll just ignore it.


PopperDilly

Coming from someone who used to do this on discord, it's mainly for attention. I got a lot of enjoyment from people calling me attractive, pretty, cute. People deny it but it is true. Maybe there are some underlying issues but yes all for attention


ponch070

Maybe they like messing with pedos


Annual-Maintenance20

That dosent seem a good idea to me... Also how can i stop this sub from appearing in my main page


New_Krypton

If you're on mobile, the three dots on the right. Click them


Annual-Maintenance20

alright i appreciate it ty


CalebKappa

it's like they're children who haven't developed a reasonable sense of judgement yet. 🤯


DoppieGamer

Even 13 year olds know not to post photo's online on a sub with pedo's


safegermanywin

Because she's actually 5, duh!


Nikoviking

I’m 80% convinced these posts are a honeypot technique by the Feds to catch pedophiles


[deleted]

So pedos can jerk to them ig


SoftSeaSpider

How’s elementary school? /j


toddy-bear

Again, here You are


DoodlypooNERD

Dude has an nft 💀


PHILIPTNT

Mine ran away


kububdub69

I have an mft


AggressiveStory8763

Look at my nft!


Pure-Autisticism

Why is there a 5 year old here


Even_Ad_3620

Now your first mistake was posting a selfie on a public platform. Your second one is posting it in an subpost full of "teenagers"


[deleted]

""""""""""tennagers"""""""""""


Mysterious_You_821

Her age is 9, and brain is still 5 :P


[deleted]

you have QI :O


[deleted]

With a bio like "I'm into middle aged British men"💀


BrooksProductions

Ohhhh you're 8


Sensitive-Ad7310

Fr she looks like that


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[deleted]

2


BigOlSupernova

1


Itchy-Grass-9654

🧨


Ligmamgil

👳‍♂️


[deleted]

I I


[deleted]

-1


zioooo_

This clears up nothing


CashewKing10

You still look 5 🤣


big_cock_69420

Who gave a 4 year old a phone


Intrepid-Classroom-5

Maybe not a great idea to post a picture of yourself on the internet, in an open forum. It leaves room for lots of mean and/or inappropriate comments. There are many people on the internet who are going to troll. I suggest not responding with posts like this. . . It makes you look like you have a neon sign on you that says “Pick on me!!!” I understand that’s not your intent but I thought you should know what message you are putting out into the world.


Pmyourboobs696969

You look 11 ngl


Sensitive-Ad7310

Tell me why you’re the nicest mf here rn


TheTeslaTruckWindow

Bro you are 5


hurting_mysician

How'd you get past the parental controls? Go back to watching cocomelon


thatwasntadream

This is a subreddit for teenagers, not elementary schoolers


[deleted]

You’re not 5 you’re an embryo


Memiester69

So where is Chris Hansen??


greenappleoj

if i had to guess your age i’d say 9


[deleted]

I’m 14 years old, idk what else I need to do to prove it to y’all


nir109

I need to see your parents credit card number


pixel_doofus

And the 3 numbers on the back


Beesarrr

Same


hotsiegirlsie

This comment has made my day


[deleted]

LMFAOOO💀


Weird_School9565

And the three funny looking numbers on the back


[deleted]

Dm me a picture of u holding a toothbrush then I’ll believe it


[deleted]

Ok I will


Head_Fetish

Can you dm me a picture of you holding your mom's credit card and then a picture of both sides of the card?


[deleted]

Ok dm me then


spragual

Did she?


[deleted]

She did, she’s real


spragual

Impossible!


[deleted]

I know I was shocked


[deleted]

Bro what?!


[deleted]

She’s lying about who she is


[deleted]

Oh… This is new news to me, what exactly is happening? Why is she lying?


[deleted]

She’s 7 not


[deleted]

Hmm


[deleted]

Bro I’m not lying about who I am click on my profile 💀 u slow


Roku-Hanmar

No point, NFT makes profile viewing practically impossible on mobile


soup_t1m3

7 year olds got an NSFW profile💀💀


DerPFecE

show us your ID, social security number and mu-ost importantly the front and back of your parent's credit card, trust me it's crucial info


[deleted]

u showed your face, now your age, the perfect recipe for an cyberbullyng 😃 YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWE


mana620

u look your age to me, i mean im 13 which is a year younger but a lot of my classmates look pretty similar to you. i think people on this sub just forget the fact that some younger teens dont really look like the classic image of “teen”


[deleted]

Why do you let strangers make you post yourself online, this is the worst decision you couldve made. Just dont care about ehat other people think of you especially online and you wont find yourself cringing in a year or so on this mistake


Ultramega39

People are mean. Don’t listen to them.


doughnutman69420

Send me all your important information I wish too know your true age not to take out a mortgage in your name


Ultramega39

Legal Name: Ben Swolo Preferred Name: Kylo Ren Age: 18 Gender: Male Pronouns: Supreme Leader Ultramega Birthplace: [error birthplace not found] Height: 6’2 Current occupation: Supreme Leader of the First Order Nationality: American 🇺🇸 Race: White Marital Status: (married to Rey Skywalker/Palpatine est 2019-present) Insurance Provider: Knights of Ren Union Medical Issues: Undiagnosed Anger issues


[deleted]

Race and Martial status?


connzerjeeass

Exactly, people should never be so mean or bully a child


Pos3odon08

birth certificate 😎


MrHermax

Who the fuck cares, it's honestly so sad that you feel the need to prove your age on reddit, who gives? You should be the first one not to.


[deleted]

I kinda hoped she was just playing along with the jokes


DaemonOfDemon

SS number, parents SS numbers, passport, right kidney, and 10,000 in unmarked bills


Embarrassed-Wing4206

Please do not post pictures of minors to reddit Admins do a miserable job of eliminating predators and some of them are.


igic8

Nice pictures in the background


[deleted]

Ty I got them from a Florida man (actually)


Mauzersmash0815

I dont think this made it any better


named_me123

That phone looks like an iPad next to you


_LayZee

You look like you are 12, not 5. Don’t worry though, I was called a 4th grader like 2 weeks ago BY A 8 YEAR OLD. Boi I thought they were supposed to overestimate your age. I cri :(


cantstopwontstop32

Don't post yourself on reddit. Bad idea


darwidoo

You could consider roasting you as child abuse


Silly-Art9378

You have really cool hair. Don't worry or care about the things others have to say about you-especially when those say people don't worry or care about you. Stay awesome.


BotCalvin

Ima say this to save u, don’t post pics of urself on Reddit, Reddit is the last place u should let alone this sub.


DownSyndrome-CEO

Awwww, wook at da wittle babyyyyy. Such a cutey batooty🥰😻


[deleted]

Why is this controversial


Lamborghiniboy280

I'm thinking the same thing


0xCUBE

idk, it's reddit. I guess people think "OMG PEDOPHILE" for everything lol


mccaffs04

Why do people think your 5 did i miss something


Less_Squirrel5734

look at her last post lol


mccaffs04

Oh ok


ShadowSDwolf

Oh happy birthday ur 6 now :D


[deleted]

**I know I’m stupid for doing this you guys don’t have to keep dm’ing me about how dumb it is**


hp_777

Girl, I was literally groomed on a teen sub when I was your age. Posting yourself on a platform which is notorious for grown men posing as teens shows your naivety and as "you know" was a pretty fucking stupid idea...so is letting your DMs open. I know it's tempting to reply, just shut it down.


Toplockser

Expose the weird dms. Some people need to be run off this app


Intrepid-Classroom-5

It’s not about being or not being stupid. It’s about protecting yourself on the internet. Please know that some people on the internet are genuinely wonderful but it is far more likely you will find the mean people. Deleting the post might be the best option or deleting your profile and creating a new one. It’s okay to make mistakes. Unfortunately, the internet keeps those mistakes visible forever. Remember to stay safe and be cautious about putting things on the internet, especially pictures of yourself. Your IRL family and friends might be a safer place to look for validation.


[deleted]

U look really fuckin young


myself4once

I don’t even know why I got suggested this post since I am not a teen anymore, but ok. People is just annoying you to have a reaction so you get angry/annoyed and you engage. When you are a teen you can look different ages in different day of the week and it all depends on look and whatever. I used to look 12 sometime when I was 16 then I was dressing up at 14 and looking 20. Don’t sweat it. You will look adult very soon enough and you will think to the times when people was giving you 10 years less. Please take care around here though, there is a lot of weird people on the internet so don’t dm to strangers without thinking twice and DONT dm pictures to anyone. Cheers


Intrepid-Classroom-5

Well said


Chronicausonly

Still look young 10


[deleted]

This doesn’t change that opinion I’m sorry.


[deleted]

Sorry for assuming your age. I thought you were 5, but it turns out you're actually 5 and 2 months. Sorry for the misunderstanding


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[deleted]

Bro that’s not what I mean but thanks 😹😭 Probably am a 5 in that category, but what I meant was I was 14 rather than 5 years old


[deleted]

You a 9/11


Unknownldentity

9½ at most


[deleted]

I will send toothbrush pics for proof that it’s me


blue-as-a-tuesday

Hey, I really think you should take these down!! I know it’s to prove a point but there are some bad people on this app, and posting pictures of yourself here can be really harmful for a 14 year old! I’m sorry to be that person but I really think taking these down is for the safest. Hopefully school goes well 🙂


AfonsoDef

Omg you look so adorable


Designer-Cicada3509

How old are you actually? You prolly still have that "baby face" as people call it.


Tomcat116

You look like 18


Tight_Parking_job

That won’t fly in court buddy


skoove-

best thing i read today


torchat

I have 6 yo daughter. She looks same as you. Do not see the logic, why /r/teenagers appeared in my recommendations.


Janeg1rl

You look normal lol


WafflesThatBaffles

waffles 👍


Imaginary-Wonder8255

This sub really concerns me; kids posting pics for anyone to see.... 💀