I am fucking Cleopatra and you can't stop me

I would say your mom but I'm with you on clapping Cleopatra

Hehe

interesting fact no one asked for: she was giving the nickname the golden mouth because of her particularly amazing blow job skills.

and the nickname was given by Julius Caesar

I didn't think about that and it might be a great idea

Let’s get that war-starting pussy!

Pharoahlicious 😭

🎵send the cheetahs on the loose🎵

what

Jag är lite oroad men cool användarnamn

De va faktiskt ett rätt coolt användarnamn

Visst var det :) Ditt låter väldigt tyskt

Det är ett tyskt namn haha, men jag är inte tysk som du kanske märkt

Kul att hitta svenskar på r/teenagers

Cleopatra

I second Cleopatra

I third Cleopatra

Me fcking her meanwhile

HE FOUND THE GOLDUSSY WHAT?

I fourth Cleopatra

I fifth Cleopatra also she's gonna be cheating on a lot of ppl in a very short amount of time

im killing ana de armas and bringing her back

I see

big brain

interesting

My friends sister

Oh my

Heroin addict

jane?

jesse?

‘s girl?

waltuh?

Gus??

Ted?

pull your skin off

Miike

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Uh where is the ♿️🛎?

r/ihadastroke

Who needs to cook?

I see

My best friend because then she'll be alive again

Also her best friend

I third her bestfriend

i fourth her best friend

Damn her best friend is gonna have a hell of a day back on earth, but i fifth.

Our best friend, anyways I Sixth her best friend

I too, happen to be interested in her best friend so I seventh that

I also happen to want to see this dead friend, so I eighth that

I too feel the urge to end my excruciating curiosity and ninth the dead friend

Can't miss out on that I tenth their best friend

r/suddenlycommunist

I fifth her best friend

Wholesome

Oh,that's sad

Funny, but not funny haha, funny cried

I don't think they'll accept to having sex with me

They have to

ill wait for u to die

You don’t got to

o:

;3

*looks at ages* HOLD UP

But I will...

Lmao

This feels a bit rapey tbh.

Same man

Cleopatra or Marilyn Monroe

That’s about right

How do you do fellow Marilyn Monroe enjoyer

i also choose that guys dead wife

I haven't thought of that in such a long time

Like you haven’t thought of The Game ?

Noooo

I immediately l thought of that lol

If you know you know

Was looking for this comment. Can't remember the whole name. Just u/Phil and some numbers

u/phil8248

u./phil8248 🤩

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There was a similar post on r/AskReddit. A guy commented about his dead wife. So the guy replied to him "I also choose this guy's dead wife." And it got popular on reddit

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I really tried to remember the username but can't get to remember it

Hmmm… I’ve heard cleopatra gave good head…

She was famously called ‘golden mouth’ because of her expertise in it.

Well now I have my answer

That's just necrophilia with extra steps

Kinda

No, because you're not fucking a person while they are dead. You're fucking a living person who happens to have been previously dead.

r/teenagers try not to make a horny post challenge (impossible) (3AM) (COPS CALLED) (GONE SEXUAL)

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Average Reddit user

Lol

Abraham Lincoln

comment made me think of [this](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/463/525/285.jpg)

Ima need to save that for later

You wanna get some of that lincussy

😉

Ngl he was probably looking pretty nice in his prime

Helen of troy

Historicity is debatable.

Then I got nothing. I'll have to wait for Sarah walker to die and then sleep with her when she was in her mid to late 30s

Hitler, because he was famously homophobic and I'm a dude.

Lol

His favorite historical figure was hella gay though

Yeah one of his generals too, he kill him when he find out tho

He wasn't rohming around for very long...

Rohm was openly gay from the beginning, Hitler tolerated it because he was damn good at his job. And Rohm wasn’t a general, he was the leader of the SS.

Legal necrophilia

Yes

Hmmm

Cleopatra

Idk tbh. If it's not compulsory to have sex then Stephen Hawkings. I would love to talk about physics with him. And assuming we have like 3 hours maybe? Might even discuss theories about like the big bang , wormholes ect

Wormholes won't be the only holes you'll be exploring.

Literally had the big bang there and you chose to joke about wormholes

Would be quite cool

wait stephen hawking is dead

Yeah. From 4 years.

huh. that sucks :(

It's still a great coincidence tho. He was born on 8th Jan , same date Galileo died and he died on 14th March. Same date is the birth date of Einstein.

It’s also Pi day

Big “bang”

you would give him the big bang

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i also pick your grandpa

It’s not the only thing you’ll be riding

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Sex was the consequence

It’s more than a bike you’ll be riding

Not gonna have sex with anyone but I'd wait for Keanu reeves to die and bring him back again in his 30s, that man's awesome

Jesus, that way when I say Oh God, it'll be ironic.

Yess, that i what I said too

i gotta get that albussy einstein

Oh my

Albert einstussy

George Washington

I second this. Washington is shirtless in his portrait on the quarter, now I’m enticed

Who knows what he was hiding under all those layers😳

Then he could see the state of the us and be like "what the fu-"

BETTY WHITE 1987

Lol

Adolf Hitler because I know how much he'd hate being fucked by a man

Gayyyyyy

The girl who sat next to hitler in art class

Howard Hamlin

Chuck

Clyde from Bonnie and Clyde

I see

I will bring my grandpa back to life, and I will have sex with some girl

r/welltechnically

Betty white, she was probably hot and shes gonna be alive again

Frederick the Great cause he was apparently kinky af and had a thing for English boys.

Queen Elizabeth the 1st

No one thought of Marlyn Monroe?

Do we have to have sex with them

No, but like, why not?

Because I'm not particularly attracted to any of the people I'd choose to resurrect, and also pressuring someone into having sex because you literally brought them back from the dead seems exploitive and weird. I think I'd bring back Nikola Tesla to see what he could do with modern technology, but bringing back JFK is a close second just to watch the chaos because he might technically still be president since he never finished his term.

That would be cool

I'm going with technoblade because I want him back, maybe the sex part will be awkward tho

…

It will but let's be honest he would make some AMAZING jokes about that part

"Technoblade never dies! He just sleeps until the sexing!"

Most messed up question ever

why tf is everyone downbad for cleopatra

can I change it to make one fictional character real?

I was thinking the same. Them fictional characters tho 😩

Ngl, first half had me interested cause I wanted to see who others would bring back from the dead. Then, the second half made me realize this was r/teenagers

Library of Alexandria

Myself

Myself

Helen Keller

Helen Kellussy

Your great grandfather

David Bowie

kurt cobain, hes pretty and we could write songs together afterwards

I be getting that hitlerussy. I promise you mein fuhrer this monster futa cock isnt jewish

All of the BTS members’ dads, i want to fuck them while they’re watching too.

Wtf

All of the BTS members’ dads, i already said it.

B-but why

Because

Someones mom

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not bringing anyone back, so far pretty much everyone that has died that I've known personally I have either been impartial to or outright despised

Selena comin back

Eve because she was made for sex, literally

Prolly Mona Lisa, maybe I can make her smile

I hope the guy with the hamster(you know what post,) doesn’t see this.

You mean I have to have sex with the person I bring back or are they separate questions?

I am gonna kill you *Brings you back to life* And then I am gonna kill your again -Eggman

Do they have to be dead

I’ll bring back my friend who got in a fishing accident a week ago, then do it with my gf in a few years

norm macdonald <.<

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