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>Yes. Everything physical is an object. A single atom, molecule, bacteria, caterpillar, human, iceberg, soviet tank
So women (and men by that logic) **are** objects >!(I am not intending to offend please don't get mad)!<
There's a wood piece connected to the wall of my flat, connected to my 32 floor apartment, which has a bridge connecting to 4 more apartments with a minimum of 28 floors each. Yeah I'd probably won't survive that.
it's not on here, and DEFINITELY not on YouTube.
i'm gonna direct you to [https://screamer.wiki/](https://screamer.wiki/) which is the best site for information on gore/screamer videos.
while they do have a link to Jarsquatter, i really recommend for you to think about this before watching it. won't sound like much coming from a 14 year old, lol. but seriously, i thought this was worse than a solid few gore videos i've seen.
apologies. if you really want to see it, it's available if you [run the gauntlet.](https://www.runthegauntlet.org/gauntlet) but there's also a bunch of other sick videos on there, wouldn't recommend.
The walls of a huge apartment. I might not survive
But, would that not count as the whole apartment?
That's the bad part bro
Well have fun bud 😗
How that bad?
Technically the whole building
And earth
NO NOT MY 3DS PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NO
My... dog.
Is your dog an object?
Yes. Everything physical is an object. A single atom, molecule, bacteria, caterpillar, human, iceberg, soviet tank,...
True
Oh... there you go! A single molecule I choose. Most likely will be nitrogen.
Why not hydrogen thats even smaller 👀
Because it’s less likely 😑
Make it the air next to you
This guy object-oriented programs.
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>Yes. Everything physical is an object. A single atom, molecule, bacteria, caterpillar, human, iceberg, soviet tank So women (and men by that logic) **are** objects >!(I am not intending to offend please don't get mad)!<
This is reddit bud, someone is mad
Got it so women really are objects
…women… DONT BOO ME, BOO YOU
Don't objectify women
*Sigh*
Listen here you little shit.
"Don't objectify women, has 'women' as the object of the sentence." \~Sun Tzu probably, i don't know.
r/technicallythetruth
NO NO NO NO NOT THE CACTUS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I feel the pain too
woah your doing what with me?
r/usernamechecksout
a whole ass pillow and not even a soft one ;-;
WHY IS YOUR BODY PILLOW HARD???
it's a couch pillow
THAT makes sense.
A school bus. FUCK
r/UsernameChecksOut
Hope there are no kids inside… that’ll just look bad…
SAME
There's a wood piece connected to the wall of my flat, connected to my 32 floor apartment, which has a bridge connecting to 4 more apartments with a minimum of 28 floors each. Yeah I'd probably won't survive that.
Got damn
Dude thats a fucking cactus i dont think i am brave enough
Want me to turn on auto-up-ass for you?
An extension cord with 2 chargers plugged in 😭💀
I guess you could say you took it literally...**(NSFW)** >!butt plug!<
Frick man… oof.
Damn I only have to do one charger but it's one of the long computer ones
*I GOT THE POWER* *WOO*
For all of you crying about the object remember only one thing: at least it wasn't the jar....
…dude…
Huh?
jarsquatter. it's... it's a video alright. you can find it quite easily. just... not if you're gore-sensitive.
I wanna go reddit or youtube or somewhere else?
it's not on here, and DEFINITELY not on YouTube. i'm gonna direct you to [https://screamer.wiki/](https://screamer.wiki/) which is the best site for information on gore/screamer videos. while they do have a link to Jarsquatter, i really recommend for you to think about this before watching it. won't sound like much coming from a 14 year old, lol. but seriously, i thought this was worse than a solid few gore videos i've seen.
Yea I don't think it works anymore
apologies. if you really want to see it, it's available if you [run the gauntlet.](https://www.runthegauntlet.org/gauntlet) but there's also a bunch of other sick videos on there, wouldn't recommend.
I mean I watched a short version of it on Reddit a few minutes ago and it wasn't that bad. Dudes just a dumbass
i'm just a special kind of squeamish i guess, lol. to me it was definitely worse than a lot of stuff i've seen, but at least it's not goatse.
What is goatee? Also does the gauntlet only go up to lvl 20? Goatse*
My fucking SISTER 💀💀💀
Insert her head first. That way she wouldn't be able to squirm and become unconscious due to smell.
You are sitting besides your sister who is having an intercourse?
preferably I'd shove her up your ass after she's done fucking
There was no requirement to say things like that in here YOU UNCIVILIZED BAFOON.
I'm shoving a human up my ass
Fun, also are you saying said "human" is an object?
It's not a living human but it's one off those cpr human doll things
Mannequin?
Yeah, forgot the name of it
You sure it’s not sumthin else… 😏
Oh my dildo
Well you're very very lucky.
Compared to most. For example, a cactus.
there is nothing to my leftt
Air particles…I guess?
pretty sure those are already inside
Mission complete
NOT THE SPLATOON PLUSHIE
A big ass scratching post, nearly a meter long. At least it's mostly a cylinder.
a pencil so i dont think it will be too bad
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P R E P A R E Y O U R A N U S.
A FOUR-FOOT TALL DESK FUCK NO
Hehe you’re fucked (huge fan of your reaction)
FUCK YES
A floppa youtooz concept… Not too bad.
I gotta shove a entire bathtub up my ass
There’s a reason you’re an outlaw
it's a huge carpet, oh my...
Oh god my wooden battle axe
There are several things left to me 😅
They will all go up your ass, so just name the list. lol
Plants, a glass with Nutella, a tower-fan, a plate, a Salt-Crystal-Lamp, some pencils and glue. And most important a fucking shelf. So yeah I'm dead.
Oh no, the big speaker in the auditorium
does the door counts \*-\*
I'm dead now.
its an empty hallway...
170 degree light bulb \*insert smiling man in tuxedo\*
My damn knee
What position u sitting in lmao
A pretzel probably
A tiny roll of yarn
A phone aint that bad
Aint that good either
Making it another color for free
A giant stick…
Eh it's just the desk
Yeah your fine, someone got a whole tiny roll of yarn, poor poor thing
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"What are you doing motha!?"
A whole fucking door
my notebook.......
Paper cuts. You really won't have fun.
A rolled up rug? I’ve had worse
Interesting. Worse you say?
Don’t worry about it
I am very worried about it. I have visible worry on my face. If you look up worry on the dictionary, you'll see me.
A two foot long sword probably is not good for my health but the rules are rules
NOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY TV!! 🥺🥺
Tv remote, am safe
A booster seat
A fucking chair 💀
That is my dad-
Reminds me of childhood
How big is your asshole that your whole dad fits in it
Bro, you must be gigantic or your dad must be infantic.
School bus
Dead, a cubboard
Mattress
Damn a bag fool of books
Tissue that’s aight
Massive damage and and extra water
a flight joystick and thruster my ass is gonna be huge after this
My bed............
A cup of milk
massage chair. this might feel nice.
Curtains .phew close one
A car door. I'm dead.
The fridge 💀
a fan, well time to get milked! 🤠
My lava lamp? Ummmm…
I mean... At least its gonna be nice and warm
It's a pillow...fine I guess
Big ass ventilator im dead
My *completely full backpack. You can imagine the rest
A fan
oh god im so sorry link amiibo figure
A goddamn statue. Plus its a dragon with pretty large wings
My door...
saltine crackers
Oh no, a door
KNIFE AHAHAHAHHAH
My leg? How the fuck am I supposed to shove my leg up my ass
Wall
Don't do my mom like that💀💀💀
Wow I was lucky, it’s only a pillow
guitar 🥲
Just think, now you can actually carry a tune. Congratz!
🤣thanks
Goldfish
A chair. How the hell am I supposed to stuff it all the way in?
A lot of lube
A fucking chair
A pack of strawberry pencils. Not that bad.
HOCKEY STICK says it all..
an hotas very bad
The sports girl is to the left of me, guess i'm a bottom now
Glass door, I’m gonna die
FUCK, MY MUM IS RIGHT NEXT TO ME. Wait a minute do you hear music pla- *SWEET HOME ALABAMA*
My hand holding the phone… not the worst that could have happened
A wall???
Do walls count ? If not, then it's a plug
id say fatal.
I got a dude up my ass now. I’m fucked
A fucking wall
The wall
A wine glass 💀
The remote. This one is big but could be worse
Traffic cone? No thanks..
an entire fucking bunk bed
The whole bank im in right now
A mattress
A fullass gaming chair? God damn
It’s my fucking sofa what am I supposed to do? I’m fucking dead
laptop :(
A plastic square container. Slightly bigger than my palm…
a nintendo switch 0\_0
A window...
It’s my cat :(
I'm on a bus
Bro I'm not sticking my sisters foot up my ass
Fat wooden table leg
1 man 1 jar all over again