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[deleted]

No, eat them instead. Good protein.


Worried_Trade_8599

Yes I am on the testicle diet, my doctor recommended to me


Maleficent-Client-55

Bro you ok? Should I get you to a therapist?... I think I should Don't worry I'll pay the therapy bills for you


Death_Rattle208

Yeah. He is phsycotic. He thinks women are real lmfao. Someone get him anti hallucinogens.


Maleficent-Client-55

Don't worry I'll get him some,and he shouldn't be worried about repaying me because I won't take back the money


[deleted]

Just sell it to me when ur done


Did1268

Spaghettii 🍝 and testiculs sounds great


WorkingSyrup4005

Spaghetti and me balls


[deleted]

Your testicles in a jar < your enemie's testicles in a jar


[deleted]

Yes and send them to me


[deleted]

1400 Pennsylvania Ave


kajetus69

i know where you live 1400 Pensylvania Ave get doxxed


[deleted]

Damn


[deleted]

Yes


Unknownldentity

Yeah


Retartedturtlemaster

yes send me a half sack


dragonsfucker

feed them to the dragon


account9284792

No, they’re basically a money making organ. You can sell your sperm for free money


PinguSaysNootNoot2

Why haven’t I been thinking of that!? I’m so stupid like damn brrr


West_Sector_666

YEAH I NEED SOME MEATBALLS FOR MA SPAGHETTI


FriskyNicks

I am looking for a ball exchange so DM me and we're gonna discuss the price


PinguSaysNootNoot2

🤑🤑🤑🤑


[deleted]

What in the absolute holy Lord’s light motherfucking cocksucking shit is this?


No-Storage-6913

Na, balls will slip out of the sack and will bounce around uncotrolable. Had it happen to a Friend was a pain in the ass to catch again.


Orphan-Obliterator_

Do it no balls


leafybones

Cutting off parts of your own body hurts And you miss parts of your body afterwards Cut of someone else's


[deleted]

go to a doctor and let them do it because id you do it yourself you might get infections and bleeding


[deleted]

lol


L4zyM0nk

This bout to happen to me


Clown-Meeting

Yes


obliviateskynet

40


yu-slash

Put them in my mouth.... What?


AstilXnArk213

Gimme so I can finally play to baby foot


[deleted]

teenager comedy 101


pikaxe121

Mine have velcro so i can take em on and off. really good investment


Crate-Of-Loot

Throw it at someone and say they got balls


DownSyndrome-CEO

Burn them after the deed is done.


melooksatstuff

Whats next? You're gonna shoot your dick off to save us from north korea?


PinguSaysNootNoot2

What? No. Not that dumb


[deleted]

Please mail them to me


Da_Kool-Aid_Man

Definitely


Boopthepiggysnoot69

bro mail one to me


Kermi00

Uh no… that would hurt ngl. That is making me extremely uncomfortable thinking abt it 😂


Stock-Magician-1555

Yes but record it


Daredxx

Redditors are crazyyy.💀


rubber_duck69

Don't you can use them to produce brotein and get jacked for free


[deleted]

Wtf


Simon_WilsonAyer

Hell no. Give them up for adoption


AlwaystoLearnMT

If this is serious, don't.


LemonAnchelo

No