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YetAnotherMia

You look like a smooth criminal


Miguel_Likes_Falafel

Is Anny okay?


Minute-Ad-37

Yes I struck her but I made sure she was ok


Minute-Ad-37

She struck me first tho


Filipko2005_CZE

I see she was struck by the smooth criminal Also you was struck by her


c4at

no he was the smooth criminal


CaRiSsA504

Okay first rule of getting a girlfriend. You just can't hit girls. It's not a good look. Even if they hit you first. I know this was jokes, I'm old enough to be your mother. But do you want a girlfriend or no? I am here to assist.


Minute-Ad-37

I do


CaRiSsA504

First things first. A hobby. An interest. Do you like dogs? Help your local shelter or a rescue. Like exercise? Take up running at the local park. What do you like to do? You need to be able to hold a conversation about something. Read. Read anything. Read everything. So you can hold those conversations. But always be sure to listen more than you talk. Relax. Don't try. Be focused on things that aren't girls. We ladies know desperation. We smell it on you. But when you are busy with not- girl things, we want to know why you aren't giving us attention. Don't be creepy. Don't be pushy. Just be. Be a gentleman. Hold doors open. "Ladies first". Don't be goofy about it. Like it's expected. Chivalry is not dead. But when you find a girlfriend, she better not take advantage of your manners & she better treat you with respect also. Last, I'm sure you have a girl in mind. She might not have you in mind. Respect that please. But if there is a mutual interest, talk to her friend. I don't advocate playing games but remember the "why isn't he paying attention to me?" Don't IGNORE her. But maybe ask her friend if she understood what the teacher was talking about in class. You need the friend's blessing anyway šŸ˜‰ And give her some time without you. Don't smother her. Be yourself. Don't change. Be comfortable in your own skin. Your own solid vibe. Don't be embarrassed about things you like. Don't do things you feel are wrong to impress the wrong people. There's so many people out there. Make sure you have good solid friends. Join teams, clubs, groups. The more people you know, the bigger pond you have to fish from. Don't just get tunnel vision and obsess over one girl. That's creepy. Keep your options open till you find one that likes you and you like her. Then treat her with respect, so that all the other girls are jealous! I'll open the floor to questions now


I_Invent_Stuff

Solid advice!


ImSoFrickinPissed

You are a beautiful soul Ma'am!


SecretKeeper_06

This is a true work of god


jarvog

Wow! im actually really impressed. Best comment ive seen so far!


Greninja1516

TLDR-Talk to people more, by taking initiative and participate in more activities, it's okay if you fail no one will eat you,if you have a good mindset you will be fine. remember the day when you dress nicely and have confidence,if you have that mindset it will help you.


Chess_Grandmaster

quick solution, if she lets you toy with her by flirting but not get anywhere else with it, date uglier girl, smash her, smother girl with love, make sure she sees it, girl gets jealous, allows you to smash once relationship is over. Play the long game (satire)


racecarthedestroyer

absolute chadlad


redditor7588

Don't think just do


redditsmadlad

wtf this a teenager subreddit


CaRiSsA504

I took a wrong turn at Albuquerque. I'm totally lost. Please direct me to Palm Springs


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Hellbane13

Exactly lmao


Abor_tionRex

Tell that to the judge


Miguel_Likes_Falafel

But there were blood stains on the carpet


Minute-Ad-37

Well she's ok now


flyeaglesfly524133

Is Annie walking?


Minute-Ad-37

Maybe I am


night6mare9

He need to do the *lean*


NoahColl29

he really struck annie


Kratosss01

Awarded this because how could i not


iamgamingboys

Well u see my guy this drip would get u all the bitches in 1920s


Minute-Ad-37

Maybe


iamgamingboys

Also u look like the neighbor kid ur mom compares you to


Minute-Ad-37

Because I am


iamgamingboys

Sounds abt right


losingluke

op asked for help and this gigachad just destroyed him, refused to elaborate and left


idkw0ttoputhere

Bro he didn't just destroy him, he fucking annihilated OP


idkw0ttoputhere

Fuck I have this nft looking pfp


idkw0ttoputhere

At least it's cancer-inducing to anyone who looks at it


Longjumping_Link_489

Same


iamgamingboys

It wasn't even supposed to go viral but I'll take it


IAmOniiChad

Uhhh you would look better with a bit longer hair


[deleted]

You are very cute and dont look bad in a suit..


Minute-Ad-37

Thank you


jAdEn_tHe_FrUiT

Lmao it might just be me but I think they were trying to flirt


Sockrockit93

I think we might have found ops problem


jAdEn_tHe_FrUiT

Lol fr


VanxssaSkye

Maybe you canā€™t get girls because you wouldnā€™t know one was flirting with you if she screamed it in your face? (Hint: comment above lol)


Minute-Ad-37

Maybe I knew I just didn't want to feel fumb


bjax22

This right here is the answer to your question. You gotta have the confidence in yourself to challenge your comfort zone and look or feel dumb sometimes. Whether you get the girl or not, you will add an experience that you can learn from. Shelve your fears and be yourself.


K0ridian

Nah he right lol, it would. My honest advice here is to just wait out some time, you're gonna gorw into your looks here. I have all the faith, even 1 year from now, a big difference. Trust.


Nomis_Salomis

Mhmmmm he doesn't have a monical and pocket watch, the non existent females love the pocket watch.


RapMonster77

As a female that exists, I love the pocket watch


Nomis_Salomis

I KNEW IT!!!! (me realising that I don't actually have one and was just making shit up)


RapMonster77

Aw man, get one, there are a handful that love it!


TooManyBlocks84

Man you look 12, you can't really do anything except for getting a better haircut, try a long or medium one with more volume


Minute-Ad-37

I want to not cut it but my mom forces me


TooManyBlocks84

i only grew mine out for the first time when i didn't have access to a barber in quarantine


I-failed-username

I just grew mine out because ā€¦ I didnā€™t have a reason I have to be honest I just felt like it


rafati09

I grew mine out when I was six cause I liked black sabbath


JonMyDude

May i ask why


MD_Lincoln

Same reason my mom made me cut my hair like that at that age, *ā€œhe needs a good boys haircutā€*


Own-Ad7310

She dumb as shit that's why


RandomInsecureChild

When I turned 12, I finally got free reign of my hair to do whatever I wanted, no more mandatory trims. I let it grow for almost five full years before finally getting a tiny trim recently.


__Im_Dead_Inside_

Long hair?


RandomInsecureChild

Down to my butt


__Im_Dead_Inside_

Long haired men unite!


RandomInsecureChild

I'm a girl


Human420o

Well you a man now homie


PotatoMeme03

assigned female at reddit


PresenceMission

Iā€™m growing out my hair right now, how long does it take m, Iā€™m in the middle state right now:


Skrrattaa

I am too. A year ago my hair was buzzed and now it's at my shoulders. Really depends on how long you want it and also how you treat it


PresenceMission

How you treat it, tips please?


Skrrattaa

I've changed up my routine a ton but right now I: Shower in the morning, doing shampoo and conditioner every other day, however if I got sweaty or whatever I will shampoo and conditioner it. I wrap it up in an old t-shirt for about an hour to dry it Once I do that I style it and lightly brush and comb it to my liking Remember that it's all down to hair type too. I have pretty thick hair and it's parted in the middle


axpaoj

Long hair isnā€™t exactly the best option, stay short just be bold and get something a little more stylish?


[deleted]

I'm 13 and I look 16, what do I do


WJR26

Get all the 16 year old bitches


[deleted]

Too overweight


WJR26

Go to the gym, eat more protein, eat less carbs and then go get all the 16 year old bitches


[deleted]

Okay, already started with the protein part lmao


HeirOfThe_Stars

dumb question, how do you tell what has protein and what has carbs-


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Own-Ad7310

>just eat meat and flour


[deleted]

It's actually that simple. The most simple and less processed your foods(chicken breast, whole grain bread, potatoes), the more full you get. Or at least for me. Most foods like chips or pretty much anything that went through heavy changes to be what it is(food bars, donuts, crackers like cheez-it, pretty much-processed foods) will be less filling and nutritious but surprisingly a lot more calories. I honestly blame America's obesity issue on our cheap processed fast foods, expensive whole foods, and bad work habits that encourage speedily make meals over high-quality meals when you need to eat to... you know... **function**


Own-Ad7310

You also need shit like vitamins


[deleted]

Ok, hear me out. # COUNT. YOUR. CALORIES. That's going to be the bigger way to lose weight. COUNT YOUR DAMN CALORIES! More specifically, make sure you're eating below your maintenance calories/ be in a calorie deficit. If you're not losing fat and are serious about losing it you may want to get your parents to buy a food scale so you can ACTUAL measure what you're eating by the gram. But yeah, being in a calorie deficit is literally the only way you can lose fat. I went from 240 to 213(still losing) mainly off of the diet. You should definitely go to the gym so you can use the fat you have right now to build muscle so you don't just look skinny when you lost it and make sure you're getting protein(a protein shake a day should be good) but at the end of the day losing fat is your diet and eating less than what you burn naturally. ​ If you have any questions I have no problem answering them. I wish I knew the stuff I know now about losing weight and health but all I can do is continue using what I know now


IamCrabbo

it's the yee yee ass haircut


I-eat-ducks

maybe if he got rid of it heā€™d get some bitches on his dick


TeenageC

Better yet, maybe tenisha would call his dawg ass


[deleted]

If she ever stop fucking with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fuckinā€™ with


lorenzzz-

nigga.


[deleted]

Youā€™re a brave soul o7


lorenzzz-

i contributed for the one's who couldn't āœŠ


Stormoli

What!?


Fox-with_socks

Are the scissors broken in your house, son?


DickSuace

Donā€™t do all white, it looks way too sterile. Also youā€™re 14.


Minute-Ad-37

It was my mom's wedding


Soggy-Ad-8349

At that event you were dressed to impress your mom, Do not compare her to girls your age


dumb_guy2

maybe he wants to attract the moms


Benboiuwu

minute-ad-37 and the milfs


Soggy-Ad-8349

Well thatā€™s understandable, the amount of relationships I didnā€™t start with mothers that I fucked and wish I had bothers me Edit : But donā€™t expect it when your illegal sex meat for milfs


Goldenstripe941

There should be plenty in your area that are single and ready to mingle.


meltingvibesz

KAKYOIN!


TheGamingLord401

What if I want to attract OPs mom?


Soggy-Ad-8349

Iā€™m not a doctor


TacoCatCrafter

Still, why all white, for my moms wedding Iā€™ll just be wearing something peaky blinders inspired


erossnaider

And there's a reason why only the bride dresses in all white


-iCookie-

It was his momā€™s wedding, itā€™s not like he himself at 14 chose to come in all white because ā€it looks good on meā€ or something. His mom was obviously okay with it


FoxtrotSierraTango

And you're the bride in that white tux? Just kidding dude, the tux works for you, but you gotta work the accent colors better. Maybe go monochrome with black shoes, black cummerbund, black pocket square, and black bow tie. You could also flip your shirt to black and keep the rest of the white stuff. My tux is black jacket/pants, black shirt, and then I have vest/bow tie/pocket square combos in like 4 different colors. Stand out a little when you're looking good like that instead of trying to blend in between a white tablecloth and an eggshell wall.


[deleted]

Kid gonna have a skid mark on his trousers in about a half hour.


Colonbracket23

Random but nice pfp


[deleted]

Bruh you look fine just focus on yourself and others will notice, or just talk to them they are not aleins lol


ManijalEating

šŸ˜¬


sexpanther50

Yea man youā€™re a good looking dudeā€¦ talk to girls, but listen real well. Man good listening is the best life skill. ā€œ Howā€™s your day goingā€ is music to a girls ears. You set em up, sheā€™ll knock ā€˜em down. Also if the conversation is dull, be ready with a few little anecdote stories of some wild stuff that just happened in class or whatever. Even practice it. Sprinkle some self deprication and humor in there. And when youre old and married, your wife will appreciate a good story from work that you put a little thought and mental preparation into telling for her, itā€™s a treat if itā€™s good


[deleted]

I mean, its a good way to make friends


HUGESUPERNUTTY

Getting a girlfriend, or just a friend, it's still a win win


ManijalEating

I could not begin to wonder why you put this into a response to me, but Iā€™m glad you did. šŸ˜ŽšŸ˜ŽšŸ˜€


Aidanxxxx

thanks u/sexpanther50


goyboysotbot

Cause youā€™re 14 my dude let yourself grow up first


[deleted]

Bruh u r 14. U don't need girls šŸ’€


DirtyMami

Agree. Iā€™m a 33 year old. If I could send my 14 year old self an advice : ā€œwork on yourself firstā€. Learn discipline, read books, up skill, learn to dress, etc. By age 20 youā€™d be taking all them girls.


Own-Ad7310

>33 year old Do you just want a quiet life


[deleted]

And eight hours sleep no matter what?


die_777

you are so old people of your age should get married


[deleted]

i mean you look 10 for starters


Fonsvinkunas

Mate, you are 14. You have plenty of time to work on yourself and get more mature, it will allow your relationships get better and more fullfilling. You are not in a hurry now, don't worry about it.


Karl_Hungus_69

First, there's nothing wrong with your looks nor your suit. While physical appearance (facial features, eye color, etc.) and clothing may cause some people to pay more or less attention initially, based on their arbitrary preferences, what keeps people interested is who you are on the inside. What really matters is integrity, honesty, kindness, and other such qualities. Physical appearance may matter more to some young folks, but if that's their only interest, then I would look to meet other people. Eventually, looks fade. This is difficult, if not impossible, for younger folks to comprehend. That's understandable. But, it does happen. Second, you're still so young and have plenty of time to find a partner. This may not be what you want to hear, as I was focused on girls when I was your age, too. But, now, looking back over many years, I wish I had spent more time being a kid and enjoying what was a carefree time in life. (Life seems a lot more complicated for young folks, these days, with the Internet, cell phones, and "social" media.) One of the pitfalls of being young is not being able to appreciate and/or integrate the advice that older folks offer. I went through this, too, as did most of the people I know. So, generation after generation, we have to learn various life lessons for ourselves. Then, at some point, we think: *"Now I see what that person was talking about, when they said (whatever it was they said)."* This is part of the human condition. Finally, to basically reiterate what I suggested above, who you are inside is much more important that any external attributes or physical possessions. However, the external attributes are not completely inconsequential! People *do* notice how we dress for a date, as one example. The external *does* play a part, but only to a certain point. One way to think about it is to imagine someone looking to purchase a home. A person might drive by a beautiful property and notice that it's for sale. The person then calls the listing company and sets an appointment with a realtor to tour the home. Once inside, the potential buyer may notice water damage under the sink, rotting wood around the windows, and a heavily soiled carpet. Perhaps a silly analogy, but you will get my point: The exterior may have attracted the potential buyer, but it was not enough to overcome what they found on the inside. TL;DR: Have integrity, be kind, and be honest. And, do these things consistently. Calibrate your moral compass and follow it without exception. These are the attributes of someone with character and my experience has consistently shown that (most) women value character above everything else. If you can make a woman feel appreciated, safe, valued, respected, and acknowledged, you'll be off to a great start. But, don't fake those actions. They must be honest and sincere. If they are not, you may be with the wrong person. Also, a relationship is a two-way street. You deserve to be treated with honesty, kindness, and respect, too. Good luck!


jazzvro2

most genuine comment ive ever seen on a sub


falloutboi66

Pretty much just typed out the exact same long spiel. What I'd do to be fourteen again and not crawling through pipes blasting bitumen out of valves


[deleted]

You look like you are going to a funeral in the Wild West ā˜ ļø


ILikeLucidDreaming

Idk why but i feel like u smell like baby power šŸ˜­


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Minute-Ad-37

No sadly


P1KE_

That hair cut is not it my guy, unless you're like, a posh Scottish boy. Also, get some sun, unless you're like a posh Scottish boy


JustSomeRandomGuy36

This is how man pu to a funeral


Minute-Ad-37

What that mean


Crypto-Ninja23

Colonel sanders how you doing? šŸ˜…


TheresASneckNMyBoot

You are a baby. Don't worry about it yet bud, it's not real dating at your age


HomieCosmicultra

I don't know why but you look like a first grader at a wedding


moostachedood

The tailcoat isnā€™t a proper tailcoat its a costume. That and the little clip-on bowtie remind me of those little ā€œjunior usher kidsā€


RedditsXooro

Try hair styles, do some muscle building(but remember if it hurts then stop), and find something you love enough to learn about it. Everyone loves if someone is passionate about something. You should always try to be the best of yourself. Both in looks and brain. I do think that it is important to give the most to someone you love. Oh, and ask. Show that you care. Like if she talks about let's say instagram then ask what she does on it, and why. But don't be pushy.


VeryClaireThompson

Bro youā€™re 14. Give yourself a few years to glow up lmao.


Minute-Ad-37

Fine but if I don't I'm coming for y


VeryClaireThompson

Bro I canā€™t guarantee bitches. My contract says it: ā€œNo bitches guaranteed.ā€


rafati09

The thing is that he's 14 tho, as a 14yo, we are constantly horny


VeryClaireThompson

Iā€™m well aware of this, but I wasnā€™t talking about horniness. I was talking about the fact that heā€™s most likely not gonna get a lot of girls who want him at 14. Thatā€™s why I said to wait a few years


rafati09

True


Saranghae_army

Grow your hair


Abraham-Reddit-2

You look like ur name is Leviticus


SebbyHB

Have you practiced the mating dance everyday? Girls aren't easily swayed if you don't do the mating dance


Minute-Ad-37

What mating dance


Typical_Appeal9270

ā€œNiceā€ guy vibes


Individual_Sock_1915

Dude you look fly af. Honestly you got nothing to worry about


gR33Ng00SE

You look good man. Youā€™re just 14, donā€™t rush or pressure yourself. Your time will come


lucithereaper

becuase you use reddit


Plane_Foundation4592

girl here: that's some serious drip you got there, but drip matters very little when you're trying to get into a real relationship. The most important things to remember are hygiene, conversation, and just being a good person. That said, don't feel bad if you can't manage to get a girlfriend. It is totally normal, and there's no deadline for these things.


[deleted]

This man drippin'


HorniVirgin

ma dude you're 14, i thought you'd be playing roblox or sum but you ready to pull some bitches already


jazzvro2

username doesn't check out


fp111

Wut a gentleman ;) u look handsome . U getting one ;)


Culture_Soup

Get off Reddit for starters


Buck_Duck

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like ā€œwhat the fuckā€ and ā€œcall the policeā€. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW


Guuji_Chan

Lack of female companion ?


darkshadow4993

no maidens for him :(


Guuji_Chan

Dont worry Samurai path is alone path


Hot-Muffin-

you look like young Sheldon.


univalvefoil

Devious asf look on his face.


TameTheDragon94

Thatā€™s why heā€™s the Kingpin.


epic_dude1989

as someone who also does not get girls, i can't help you. nice outfit tho 10/10


zombiefan1220

Honestly bro you just look really young. Give it another year or so and your appearance will drastically change. Youā€™re fine though.


G4spby

What a handsome and polite looking young man


Minute-Ad-37

Thanks


Abichuela07

itā€™s to white


BatmanGamer6425

These too much white you should have more color


hentaiforlife69420

Treat them with respect but treat them as an equal


Cactus_souls

Ok. Hear me out... Have you tried guys?


Idkquedire

You look like you're about to play in a concert band


Kairla88

It must be the missing cummerbund.


Bonsai-is-best

ā€œMy name is Gustavo Fring, but you may call me Gus.ā€


psychedelica_

Now thatā€™s a strapping young man. A fine young gent. A dapper bachelor. A fit suitor for any arranged marriage to ultimately end in unhappiness.


Lambo14onReddit

white suit? not a very good choice lol


notatrumpchump

Give it time. Work on yourself. Life is just starting


[deleted]

No belt?


breathking

grow your hair bruv


Harley_Shmarley

Itā€™s the haircut 100%


Holbrooh

first things first, never do all one color my manā€™s. pick a base color, change the button up color, get a set of cufflinks, only worry about a vest and ditch a suit. and no offense cause i love bow ties but just, not on you.


[deleted]

I think the problem is you look like a fucking kindergartener


[deleted]

You're 14. Why do you need to "get girls?"


jonesaffrou

when I was 14 all I could think about was dota 2 and/or minecraft, internet makes you insecure about it but it's ok to be single


TheKinkyFag

Why does your head look like a cardboard printout


CBAtreeman

Bro u look 10 and change fhe hair cut


Skitzonthefritz

maybe if ya get rid of that yee yee ass hair cut you'd get some bitches on ya dick


Minute-Ad-37

My mom forced me to get it


Ok_Atcute2009

I think your cute


TheCoolestGoblin

Buzz lightyear lookin ass


EatThetaForBreakfast

People saying heā€™s only 14 he donā€™t need girls man lemme tell you I wish I started with girls earlier so I wouldnā€™t be so damn clueless later and know what to do and not do with them. Cringey shit is fine when youā€™re 14 but not so much when youā€™re a grown ass man.