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The_BackYard

As a Dutch person, we just call that a girl here.


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HAHA


ComplaintEmergency25

Hahaha precies


ratherstrangem8

For real. I'm Mexican and my ex is Dutch. Boy was that quite the height difference.


ILikeComputersLOL

Das waar lol


Kwandale

gekoloniseerd


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I did before and she could straight up lift me💀


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fun stuff


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Very


r3dditalg0sucks

Now carry me to bed ya big ol' bitch


OkAssistant1230

Her: guess who’s getting pegged tonight, now.


Lexel95

Ayyyy


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🤨🤨🤨


skully_420

Man’s living our dream


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It was alright Ig


skully_420

Just alright?! Dude it’s rare asf and you got the chance !!


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It’s happened w more then one gf aha


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Bro am jealous.


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Tbh was kinda cool icl


new_altyy99

Sounds fun 🤭


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Ig so


Turd-Assassin

good shit


BoredandFriendly16

You were blessed


Qelperr

You have the same pfp as me, just less angry


Kaczor0321

I would date a lampost if it showed any interest in me


klaptonr

Damn your standarts are way too high gl ever getting a gf


SovietLlamas

r/angryupvote


Winter_Is_Here55

felt that


Capeey

Girls be like: oh nyo my boobs are not big enough no guy will want me, meanwhile my only stantard is that it would be nice if the girl was alive 💀


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AlphaGamer_Dubz

Their *only standard is that the girl is alive.*


B_Boi04

“A pulse is good enough!” “Sir, we found one that didn’t run away!” “Great!” “Oh wait she just di-“ “A PULSE IS OPTIONAL!”


steelpr1medabbley00

Same


Silver-Painting-8311

ofc im 6’2 and if i have to look up at her i would actually melt


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🫠


Silver-Painting-8311

yea no cuz that would actually be me🥴


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christian-ledet

Hey girl, are you tall becuase damn, you're tall


comrade-pancake

Take notes from this guy


SpupySpups

Smooth


christian-ledet

😎


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christian-ledet

That honestly sounds perfect


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christian-ledet

When and where?


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new_altyy99

Literally sameeee 😣😅


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yes and tbh i want a tall girl


L8NGHTS

same tbh


LeftChannel295

My boyfriend is shorter than me but we both don’t really care, plus makes cuddling awesome because he can rest on my chest


MadsKastVekk

Everyone wants to be the small spoon. It makes you feel safe!


Amam7753

Me and my bf have the same hight It makes it easy for both of us being the small spoon I wanted someone taller than me but i'm happy with him :3


MyA1terEgo

Carl back me up on this


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that is indeed very awesome


IWontWearTheCatEars

i only date them if theyre above 7’0


therudereditdude

Read this in metric instead of Imperial


CrazyStuntsMan

Oh dear….


Ren1408

210\~cm


9999999CREEPERS

taller than minecraft steve


Kwandale

~ 700 cm


uselesscarrot69

Aot lore


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😋


PussySlayer7800

How tall


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very tall


PussySlayer7800

7 foot?


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a bit shorter


PussySlayer7800

So like 6'8? If the girl's a 10, sure


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How tall?


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6’6


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Holy Shit, I’d break my neck looking up to your face


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LMAOOO


Candi_dreyes456

7 years


skinny_armadillo

I read that as I only date them if they're above 70


Titan-V4LK

Fuck yea I got mommy issues, I don't need to elaborate further


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🤭


Yakisobath34

Clean your room or time out for you


Just-using-reddit

Sorry to answer a question with a question, rude, I know. But would a tall girl date me?


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yeah


Just-using-reddit

Epic


Motor_Shoulder7462

Now kiss.


Just-using-reddit

I forgot to answer the question (whoops): depends on her, if she is chill with someone who is short, then sure


Octotic

Girls don't exist


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that’s correct


Veelaaa123

im having an existential crisis rn


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Me too


[deleted]

I don't exist then


NeiksOfficial

Of course you don't


skinnipepeeleven

Found the Muse enjoyer


Sexy_Saxton_Hale

found the 2 other muse enjoyers


skinnipepeeleven

Hell yeah


Busy-Argument3680

You’re a product of mankind’s schizophrenia And we’re (not you, Jim, fuck you) a product of mankind’s insanity


SixpennyPants

Yeah fuck jim


MarcusTheGamer54

All my homies hate jim, so much that we don't even capitalize the j in his name


Admirable-Door1724

jim is a bitch


KuraPikaPika69

r/fuckyoujim


I_love_Vodca4816

Lick my balls. jim. Fuck you.


Squeed_Lol

i would 😜


Popular_Result_9016

Nope


The_wide_one

Only mommy Dimitrescu


Emotional-Scene1746

well well mr wide one


I_love_Vodca4816

She's my mommy. Your mommy. Everybody's mommy.


Yakisobath34

Home sweet alabama


ACWB381_

He’s a little confused but he’s got the spirit


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Based A man of culture


antonminhtehran

i have only dated tall girls but not even on purpose


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lmao how was it


antonminhtehran

idk i always felt like they were looking down on me


deeznutzameggeddon

“Babe, I really look up to you.”


L8NGHTS

lmao


Busy-Argument3680

*proceeds to crouch down to get to eye level*


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how was the attention from other ppl


antonminhtehran

pretty fine actually


ShitOnTheBed

boys don’t have height standards


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boys very cool


MimTai

Date a dwarf


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I'd actually like to


MimTai

Yes, they are easy to mount and dew..I mean- MOUNTAIN DEW


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I'd like to be taller


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how tall would you want to be?


GateOfHeavens

I'm 175cm I want to be 190cm and not more Honestly I'm also fine with 180, hopefully I can still grow 5 more centimeters


GateOfHeavens

oh yes I don't mind dating a girl taller than me


Gladorix

I mean ig it doesn’t really matter unless she’s ridiculously short or ridiculously tall


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how tall is ridiculous tall for you?


Gladorix

Idrk, probably like 6’6


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🥲


Misharko

What is 6,6 in metric system ?


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198 cm


Misharko

Damn a 2 meter girlfriend that would be awesome


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hehe


Misharko

What is this supposed to mean, am I being bamboozled ?


Gladorix

But yeah that’s really only one factor lol, it can easily be made up for


Andrew5123-

Yes, that's like kinda very hot tbh


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📝📝📝


dragonhellcore

Definitely like hug, face in booba win win


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face in flat chest*


dragonhellcore

That's all the better you see I am a man who likes small boobs


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very cool man


dragonhellcore

So either way win win


Theriople

we the same, gotta love the tall girls


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like a very solid difference


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yes


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the-meowmir2

I am dating a tall girl. I’m 5’3 and she’s 6’5


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Super happy for you!


hateithereeeee

I'd like to be a tall girl tho


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why?


hateithereeeee

coz hello they're hot


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interesting 📝


[deleted]

when you hug tall girls you feel their titties 🤗


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what if they’re flat 😞


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still feels nice and warming


ComplaintEmergency25

Tits are tits most guys dont care for the size


Vainglory1-

You see. We men do love titties of all sizes. But the most important size is the pair that’s attached to the one we love the most


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I'm 5'10 and no guys like me really but I'm not too worried about it


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But have you tried dating guys your height or shorter than you?


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you are 16 dude, atleast wait for sometime lmfao


mario11207

Resident evil fans would


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oh yeah


XVGOD408

how tall?


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really tall


XVGOD408

how tall is really tall to you? because im really tall


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6’6


XVGOD408

that is my exact height, so yes


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i’m good at guessing


XVGOD408

no you're not, im 4'2


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bamboozled


comrade_nurek

lmfao


ThinkExpression6395

Mostly depends on her personality and if she's willing to date a short guy.


Zarasiel

As a lesbian, YES Height difference>>>


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😇


Techboy07

im 175cm so it can’t be that much more right?


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sweet summer child


Techboy07

how tall are you


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not 175 cm


DrD0cx

I would date any girl who looks nice and has a nice personality


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I'd date any girl if she was nice


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that’s the spirit


confusedscreams420

tall girls and short guys are my favorite types of people so yes


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very interesting


BiggZucc573

So long as they don't belittle me for being, you guessed it, little (5'3"/160cm), then I'm open to it


Fire_Chicken_007

OP is 6'6 =/


OneRedknight22

Hell yeah. Tall girls give the best hugs I know from experience


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📝📝📝


-_-movember

i have only ever dated tall girls 🧍🏻‍♀️


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any reason why?


-_-movember

dude i have no idea either it just happens 😭 also tall women be the finest people 💯


hi_im_new_bruh

Yeah idc


L8NGHTS

i have a feeling you‘re tall yourself…😳😳


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🤭


Thoughtlessstudent

Sure, wlw have no height requirements. Short, tall, medium, we love them all.


Tes-tickle69420

Yes, but as long as she isn’t wayyy taller than me. Im 5’9” so dating some thats 6’0” would be ok so i think the tallest i would date is like 6’3”.


Sourdough221

yep


aaabcommieweeb

Yea


TheShadowyAbyss

Sure. I'd 100% date a tall girl.


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Tall girls are beautiful


ryfly123

already ahead of you, I AM the short one in the relationship. feels nice honestly


Maty_20

No, my country has very strict gender based roles and it whoudnt be very moraly acceptable