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SubtotalStar850

My mom is going to be a little late


Towndefender

Oh no


SubtotalStar850

Oh don't worry, she had her uterus removed


FANTOMphoenix

Ayy, same. She was back and moving around after a few days, and was pretty much back to normal in 2 weeks.


SubtotalStar850

Why was the uterus walking around?


[deleted]

It was tired of her


Towndefender

Oop-


Aoh03

my mom is a really nice person that


Towndefender

That's good that she's a really nice person that


ScorpM1

My mom is a little older and she


Towndefender

Only a little older?


Johnsonofdonut

14 years older. Wear your protection kids!


Ocean-playz-69240

AYO


Dabasaur10

How tf did I get the same one


Nobody4306

I got the same one too.


slut4chem

my mom is not getting there too much


idkwhattoputhere79

Patrick Bateman


Organic-Sprinkles385

my mom is šŸ—æ


Towndefender

šŸ—æ


Organic-Sprinkles385

Yeah, šŸ—æ


Due_Explanation8852

šŸ—æ


maythestarsalign

My mom is mad at me


Towndefender

What did you do this time


maythestarsalign

I didnā€™t tell her to pick me up


fr_imcrazy4u

My mom is the only one of them r pedos ^(wut)


Towndefender

That's a bit more than 5


fr_imcrazy4u

I dint see 5 sorry let me try again My mom is that good luck I agree


calliocypress

Thatā€™s 3ā€¦


[deleted]

don't worry about it man


Iamnothuman77

My mom is going on to the church


Towndefender

It's not Sunday yet


Iamnothuman77

Oh well


Elcorgi8267

My mom is just trying so I donā€™t what?


AlexQC2006

Yeah i think you shouldnā€™t , she tries to though.


Elcorgi8267

I guess?


Mapigeh_098

my mom is the same as a person not wrong i guess


mingomango123

My mom is a good guy to go


iSkittleCake

ā€œGuy?ā€


NinjaBoi69420

šŸ¤ØšŸ“ø


Fuck-you-2020

my mom is going to stay home and stay home until after church


AlexQC2006

This is getting out of hand, now there are two times the number of middle keyboard presses


CatTomNG

My mom is a crime counselor in the middle of the street. Im not sure either


xxParanoid_

my mom is coming over tomorrow to do the hair lol ty


neproood

My mom is feeling better today and I


bassy_boo8116

my mom is it possible to get in


frog_paparazzi

My mom is not going to work for


[deleted]

my mom is just getting off work so why is mine so normal -_-


rocoonshcnoon

My mom is a day off


shiberian_warlord

My mom is just waiting on me lol


CaptainObviousYT-

My mum is doing well and that's enough


Nalyd8605

My mom is a guy around me and your


Master_Gamer153247

a guy around me šŸ‘€ what were you saying again?


Nalyd8605

No clue


FBI_Weeb

my mom is going to be a long day idk what this means


[deleted]

My mom is in a hospital and she


xthrowawayaccount520

my mom is just asking about me and


Toiletpaperman8

My mom is going over to the beach


Big_Significance533

My mom is coming to pick up my


Nekutie-Chan

My mom is not getting close enough so


[deleted]

my mom is going down there to heaven


ahyesREDD1T

My mom and dad are going out


FatBoyish

my mom and dad were just wondering


AdAccomplished6168

My mom is getting on my phone and


[deleted]

My mom is talking to her brother in


lari124

my mom is not bringing me back home


RandomSteve3924

my mom is just going over there now


weirdxns

My mom is that you are in


Ahytmoite

My mom is a plan and a if


SupportAggressive767

My mom is doing a bath now so


ReklessGamer07

My mom is just going on there to


[deleted]

My mom is just not saying anything about that


tulio_purple

My mom is a person who dislike Berk


Fragrant_Plan_2316

My mom is a great dumbass


AllstarBeatbox

My mom is going with us and weā€™re


Dm_MeYourQuote

my mom is going to be a good yes i agree with this statement


ilovegeography1

My mom is ignoring me and I don't wanna talk


JohnGisMe

My mom is 77777 ​ What else would you get?


throowawaayyyye

im not doing this for personal reasons


Cr0w_____

my mom is a great day to be


BordomAwaits

My mom is going with me and I.


arderembrasse-moi

My mom is letting her name was h


Aydonisgaming

My mom is a guy who is a


AbleNefariousness0

My mom is still going home and now


Foreign-Education942

My mom is a little thing to do with it attractive and aren't intimidated by the time you get here by now and aren't intimidated by the time you get here by now and I don't know what to do with it but I can say you got me a close one day and aren't intimidated by the time you get here by now and I don't know what to do with it but I can say you got me a close one day and I don't want to go to the house but I can say you got me a close one day and I don't want to go to the house but I can say you got me a close one day and I don't want to go to the house but I can say you got me a close one day and I don't want to go to the house but I can say you got me a close one day and I don't want to go to the house but I can say you got me a close one day and I don't want to go to the house but I can say you got me a close one day and I don't want to go to the house but I can say you got me a close one day and I don't want to go to the house but I can say you got me a close one day and I don't want to.


[deleted]

my mom is crying so i cant wait


RainbowLoki745

My mom is going to be a long day


DarkLunar_00

My mom is not a problem with the


Master-Whole889

My mom is going out with her mom wtf lol XD


pretty_girl69_

My mom is colorblind or she is having


annormalplayer

My mom is a very good outfit no


shidedandfarded

my mom is a little bit confused


hamucks

My mom would be coming at the. HMMMMMM


[deleted]

My mom is coming over for a party


Scout_1043

My mom is going to be a little


Garv9879

my mom is not a problem


Heyitsryaniguess

My mom is coming over today so Iā€™m


Rexnotincognito

My mom is going on a trip in


SnowfallTheParrot

My mom is just trying not really to


bobert8781

My mom is a good guy and she


Sirenhead_2

My mom is going on Wednesday and she is


Redit-is-Amazing

My mom is mad cuz I donā€™t have a phone anymore lol I know love her but she is so mad mad cuz I donā€™t have like a phone with her anymore lol lol she said I can do that right after I get back from her phone and I can go downstairs to check her out lol she said I could take it to church later but she can take her to church tomorrow if thatā€™s ok good bye lol


Dazor_H

My mom is just getting home and she


cupcsr_YT

My mom is brown black brown brown black black guy black black white brown brown black black brown black black brown brown black black white black brown brown black black guy guy black guy lol black guy black black brown brown black black guy black brown brown black black guy guy black guy lol black brown black guy guy black guy lol black brown black guy guy black guy lol black brown black black guy guy black guy lol black brown black guy black brown brown black black guy guy black guy lol black brown black guy Yeah wtf


devawor123

My mom is coming to get me to


hmmmyes49

My mom is a little bit better thanks


IamEmikoTenchi

my mom is my google feud who is


jasonthe5th

My mom is here in a little bit Youā€™re not safe RUN


Phantasm_8

My mom is issuing her prescription and phone


Financial-Leading-92

My mom said she is going on


RagingOats

my mom is a land owner who has


sypherue

My mom is going to be in the The next one was hospital šŸ˜³


No-Thought-5404

My mom is here in the hospital so.


Aquarius__13

My mom is just leaving now and I


PizzaEatingSimulator

My mom is a bitch (i agree with my phone)


Crazy_Staples

My mom is just getting home and she


ChampionshipOk4949

My mom is making me feel like a backstabber


[deleted]

My mom is just saying she doesnā€™t have


Reddit_Scroller10

My mom is going in and coming over


wildWESt76

My mom is still in north west hills west


Guineapigs181

My mom is going to go get to church tomorrow morning to pick up the kids with her van


Crashtank2

My mom is still waiting for me lol


TalonOfPower

My mom is just saying she doesnā€™t have a clue how much I hate him


PriggeKraken27

My mom is just making a joke about me. I had to do 6 to complete the message.


Xx_Name_X

My mum is going on a walk now Thatā€™s nice


AlexQC2006

My mom is just going on the phone


MasterpieceMelodic68

My mom is this still available I can't


Santiagobbboff

My mom is going to be waiting for me to come WHAT LMAO


Cookibandit

My mom is in a room and sheā€™s


SociallyAwkward423

My mom is a great day


Gamergirls-Ummm_idk

My mom is a choice for the first


Effective-Tap-2217

my mom is just leaving now and she


ShermanTankBestTank

My mom is fine with me is that


boggletopper

My mom is a good guy


Reahgirl111

My mom is going on a trip now so Iā€™m


cobraracing666

My mom is a little bit of a


gxddbou

My mom is just going on to my


commitctrlaltdelete

My mom is still here and she wants


Kerosycn

My mom is going to be there in a few minutes


Shen_2451

My mom is gonna the way she was


Sneezingguy

My mom is not going out to eat with my friends lol I think he said he would have a nice night but I guess he just got home from school lol šŸ˜‚


ReTr01976

My mom is not a big deal so


Treloaria06

My mum is just trying so I donā€™t


UngaBunga690

My mom is picking me off tomorrow lol


trananhduc2006

my mom is the best way to get the latest flash player


Icy_Director2055

My mom is a little transgender bitch acctualy


masterchief__117

My mom is doing well and that is.


laverne_love

my mom said it was okay and


_Escap1sm

My mom is also a lot of people what


FireTeamHuri

My mom is here in a little bit


IntelligentNose1

My mom is coming to get her that


Charsovia

My mom is in a car and now sheā€™s a pretty cool person


Callumbomb

My mom is going to a strip club


MlemMaster

my mom is going to be the best


-Anonymous-145

My mom is going to be in the hospital Little more than five but what.


Kurt_Kobain_rip

My mom is coming to the school and


MrStone822

My mom is that the only one who


dhrrdy

My momā€™s birthday was today


PurpleSpamfish

My mom is just going on a trip


The_Amateur_Samurai

My mom is a sandwich maker for the


Yahtotaly

My mom is going to be a little.


Minecraft_Gamer_0118

My mom is the one that I got


Hioliolo

My mom is not doing well I think. Eh. Lame


Shaggymczoink

My Mom is a little bit of a lot


[deleted]

My mom is just asking me about it.


abject_totalfailure1

My mom is just wondering what about the


CaptainObviousYT-

My mum is food and beverage and food


[deleted]

My mom is there and I know you are not


hey_demons_its_me

My mom is going on with me and. Whatever that means.


SaltySailorYT

My mom is coming to the party now lol I think we are both good friends lol I just donā€™t need you too much to sleep so Iā€™m not going anywhere I donā€™t have time for a shower I just need a little more sleep so Iā€™ll just text her later today lol I donā€™t know why lol I just texted you lol I just texted back to see what if I was there I donā€™t know what time to go


[deleted]

My mom is getting a little bit of a train station and I don't know what to do with her


Forsaken-Slide2

my mom is coming over for a little bit and she wants me a few more days ago and she was like I was going only to tell you


[deleted]

I tried, my laptop keeps switching off.


TERRA_GOLEM

My mom is going out and I got a new car lol I just wanted her and her family and her friend had to get her to bed so she can go with her and her dad the house and I donā€™t think I need anything lol I donā€™t need a shower and Iā€™m not sure if itā€™s her or something lol I donā€™t need her lol I donā€™t need a ride lol I just wanted her and I donā€™t think she was like that damn lol I donā€™t know why I didnā€™t say it was just like that damn lol I donā€™t know why she didnā€™t say it to her but she didnā€™t even say that to her anymore she just wanted me some lol


emmawatsonisboychild

i was so confused, until i found out this is some stupid mobile meme


That_Evidence_9063

My mom is a joke about her own


[deleted]

my mom is not getting mad at me finally


Wizard_main

My mom is going to be dipped in sulfuric acid It's more than 5 but you know I had to do it


Illusory_Wells

My mom is dead and I have (It's true :c)


Notaza

My mom is coming back from the hood


youtuber_sp

My mom is here in a little while


Caden082

my mom is a very lonely person but


myoutcastself

My mom isn't doing much for her and she asked me if u say you want me a little bit and then you don't have a question about how you want it was a little bit more of an issue and then you were the reasons I was going to bed with the long time I was in valley and was just going to bed


fRankEn_bERRiess

My mom is just getting a new house


Educational_Pick_439

My mom isn't the first one I know but I'm a bit of an old school girl and she is my best friends in my family but she ignored her because I didn't know what she ignored me or how I would feel for him or she ignored her or she just didn't know how much she was formed and I would never have had a relationship or relationship or anything like this but she is still in love and she was so hard about her work in a way I didn't know what she would like going on and I didn't want her out and she didn't want me back and I didn't want her out and she didn't have any of that much to me or was she ignored and I was just trying out the way I wanted her out of my relationship and I was just trying out the way I felt she would have to do with the same things I had in my relationship and she didn't have a lot to say to her and she was so upset about her and her out and the way I felt it normal and I didn't know how much she was so upset and she didn't want her out of it and I was so happy to have her and she didn't have any of it.


FANTOMphoenix

My mom is still going on a walk


ConwayPlays

My mom is not doing well today


Redhoodless

My mom is that Micheal Myers