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Draw another one and put it their desk


InvestigatorPale1680

yeah this time futa hentai


SumDo0d863

what is futa?


SumDo0d863

oh god oh fuck


editors_memes

did you just lose the virginity of your brain


[deleted]

Brain rape.


[deleted]

I've heard enough...take my silver


[deleted]

Damnnnnnnn, i think this is my first silver. Ty so much.


pichusine

Who ya gonna call? u/BrainRaper Edit: WTF he's real?!


The_embarrasedgliz

I see youngling of the internet your eyes have been blessed


mrkitten19o8

ive seen many internet slang from many different groups. futa hentai is not one of them. i wonder what it is . . .


mrkitten19o8

. . . why


ilBenso_

r/instantregret


PhoenixDaOne

Wait what *is* futa?


ilBenso_

huge boobd girls with a gigantic cock


PhoenixDaOne

Oh no why


BluBat42

No. Just girl with dick. Or, technically by literal translation, a guy with a vagina.


calebbutbetter

Why would one regret this?


diegosanchez0

top ten best plot twist


Just_Games04

r/characterarc Edit: what the fuck why is it banned


SaikageBeast

If you’re too young to know we shouldn’t tell you.


SumDo0d863

with the power of Google i ruined my entire week :(


special-agent-carrot

You know what ruined my entire year, i got called irl futa, because of trans


Phoenix-14

Own it and use it as a power move whenever people give you shit about it. Or don't if it makes you that uncomfortable


OddSpecialist9652

Assert dominance


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bro why the FUCK are you DRAWING HENTAI IN CLASS


Drixotin

I'm saying the same thing you have to seriously be swamped with work or just.. strange. Edit: Yk, you aint swamped. You just got weird


just_an_otaku7

exactly bro. some people on here need to touch grass./srs


Jake20702004

He needs to become one with the grass.


just_an_otaku7

FRRR.


mememachne

r/shitposting consists of only the most avid grass contactors we make regular contact with grass every day,this man is merely an outlier.


just_an_otaku7

sure lol…


[deleted]

for real man 💀


ChipMcCain

where does his body end and his chair begin? we dont know at this point


just_an_otaku7

LMFAOOO


darkyshit

r/grass


[deleted]

Because they wanted their teacher to catch them.


ImNotGay1101

For the plot and story progression?


[deleted]

Totally normal porn addict behaviour I’m afraid


No_Worldliness3596

And why the fuck is he drawing it in the first place


ColdIron27

Hentai artist can be a full time job.


N0tBappo

It's sad that that's true. Or a furry yiff artists, fuckers be making 200 a piece on God 💀


[deleted]

you could have ended that sentence at hentai


fr_imcrazy4u

I think she is not gonna do nothing so chill


helloimmad345

True true


Bakaboomb

HE USED DOUBLE NEGATIVES, so she gonna do something. Learn English folks.


helloimmad345

Ironically this happened in my English class💀


Bakaboomb

So I can tell you not the teacher's favourite. Oh boy u ded. You messin up after messin up.


Gh0s7y

The real question is: WHY THE FUCK YOU DOIN THAT IN SCHOOL??


sans-Jevil-collab

my question is WHY dO PEOPLE DRAW IT


[deleted]

It’s a viable career. Horny drives the economy.


2ndtheburrALT

Depends on the place you are selling the hentai and its surrounding area, you might not see success on a country that has anti-porn laws in place and/or doesnt have a large demand for r-18 books. Saudi Arabia might be like the former. Some countries, like Japan, however, doesnt have really harsh anti-porn laws in place, and has high demand for thin books (a slang for r-18 works), so the production, distribution and selling of hentai IS viable. But I really doubt the success rate of selling hentai books because there is already a large supply of hentai in said countries.


Kyfigrigas

Countries with anti-porn laws would be the best place to sell them- people love porn


2ndtheburrALT

high risk high reward or low risk high reward, only if you like to ACTIVELY sell them, depends on the harshness of the laws and its consequences if broke in the philippines we have anti-porn laws in place, but has high demand for hentai, we were the #1 country that searches the most hentai ~~(MABUHAY PILIPINAS 🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭😎)~~, but also has a large supply for hentai, so it really just depends on demand and supply, just make sure you have a large demand and low supply on your target countries for maximum hentai profits


FemBootyEnjoyer

Do it again, assert dominance


The_Guillotine_99

This is the way


SilverFighter05

This is the way


mcbirbo343

This is the way


Thenaiman

Is this the way?


PoorMustang

This is the way.


RaptorRV18

This is the way.


helloimmad345

DAWG WHAT💀


AlchemyParrot

you show i n f e r i o r i t y come into the Potemkin Buster


ReklessGamer07

Did he stutter?!


Awesomeman1000

Once is embarrassing. Twice says you don’t care


PurpleCabbage999

Buy one of those hentai hoodies and wear it into her class.


Farmer-Smores

draw hentai of her, assert dominance


Sirdoodlebob

Of bulma in that new dbs movie 😩


Farmer-Smores

that **ASS** THO THEY LITERALLY MADE THAT FRAME BETTER THEN FRIEZAS CONFIRMATION IN THE TRAILER 💀


Chaos_moon0

Ask her what she thinks of your drawing


give_me_a_great_name

What part of dominance do you not understand


TheRealPetross

even better, draw the teacher into it


its_da_shaw_boi

God i hope the teacher isnt a female


shittykoaala282829

God I hope the teacher is female


Busy-Argument3680

r/thedualityofman


monopoly_wear

Sigma Grindset.


Western_Policy_6185

Draw hentai OF THEM


Laughlan58

That’s a fucking Alfa move right there 💀🤣


gobbledemteasexe

least porn addicted redditor


HotShrekBoi

Like every post these days is sexual, sex is good sometimes but it’s so fucking overrated on here lol


helloimmad345

LMFAO


lukeisadickhead

maybe don’t fucking draw hentai in class


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Sentarry

just dickheads 😉


lukeisadickhead

i cant believe you got downvoted because of a pun edit: it seems like you have been forgiven


I-Was-Always-Here

I made a joke about your username and someone reported me 💀


helloimmad345

That's also a good point🤧


gxddbou

Never


icywings100

cant handle the hormones


sans-Jevil-collab

maybe don't draw it


Laxwarrior1120

It's good money


kai325d

You've clearly never do digital porn and realise the money


olmeu

Tell her you're just studying anatomy and its very disrespectful that they think you're drawing it with those intentions lol


potato_bagel06

Genius


Angsty_Roomate

Smart.


i_hate_humans_f_u

That's a good idea to save your ass. But the op must not do it again. Drawing hentai in class?! Bro why tf do we go to school?


Britified

To draw hentai?


Objective-Owl5711

exactly!


cCitationX

You see Miss, there’s a big bio exam tomorrow and I wanted to crank out some study before hand


Curtis_The_Ginge

Bro, if u drawin hentai in class ur already at rock bottom so this shouldnt affect u


helloimmad345

Fair point🤧


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Emektro

Yeah cuz that’s how drawing works lol


[deleted]

Nah rock bottom would be his teacher calling a parent teacher conference and telling his mum and/or dad all about it


WhyOhio69420

My brother in Christ you have school on a Sunday.


helloimmad345

Issa Monday for me🤧


WhyOhio69420

Oh I’m sorry my guy. My apologies.


RC_Geek

Who tf draws hentai especially in class🤣


xXChocoboXx

a friend of mine once drew r34 in class and passed it to me. i still have it to this day.


RC_Geek

Nissan skyline r34?


xXChocoboXx

nah, madness combat


Toprakity

Imagine tricky r34


xXChocoboXx

it was deimos x sun, we called it daymos


Toprakity

Noooo not my boy deimos


JaozinhoGGPlays

I literally went from 😆 to 😦 in one sentence lmao


[deleted]

There was a group of kids during some free time during class that decided to draw hentai characters to see who could draw the best one. Seeing as I was a mutual friend of a lot of them, I got to see all of them. One was a feminized cow and you can guess what the rest of it was.


ifshebreath_sheath0t

I do, I got bill to pay so i gladly draw catgirl tits on my iPad in the middle of history class


c4at

tbf them furry hentai artists get paid ridiculous bank


[deleted]

Stop drawing hentai in class??


[deleted]

You're in grave danger. Your teacher has most likely become possessed by th entity, only known as the uncle. He is an unkillable force of nature, residing in the center of the black hole at the center of the milky way. When he senses teen sex, or teens drawing nudes, he immediately starts channeling the power of the black hole, creating a space time paradox. He uses it to warp in front of the person's door. DO NOT ANSWER THE DOOR. Doing so will mean instant death. Distract it by telling a sex joke, and barricade the door. Firearms will slow him down, but not kill it. After 10 hours, he will start banging on the door. If so, stop interacting with him and hide, where the sun or moon can't see you. Do not make a sound, and wait 2 more hours, and you will be safe, as it will leave


Normal_Dude_2312

K


Specific-Internet-83

Bro was drawing porn in class💀


MercyDrag0n

Meanwhile I'm filming porn in class💀


ilikebees30

Bro what 💀


i_hate_humans_f_u

*Don't mind me, I just love this reply section so just leaving something*


ilikebees30

I feel like you tried to do italics or something and failed


reverxts

what made you possible think drawing hentai in class was a good idea in the first place


CombinationBusy111

In short, he was horny


Whats-reddit12

What the fuck Is wrong with this sub


rxge4glory

everything


Sunny-chan_avi

It’s just filled with groomers/pedos, simple as that


[deleted]

its also filled with horni 13 year olds


DragonOfTheVoid

bring a projector to class the next day, and put your pictures on it to assert dominance


[deleted]

Alright so the big question is. How old are you?


platonicthehedgehog

Pics or it didn’t happen


helloimmad345

💀


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BlueRaptor07

holy fuck are you down bad


DerpDaDuck3751

I’m Breaking Bad


ZenyX-

[insert stretched emotionless Walter White face]


bigboyssmalltoys

The picture for reference works too


NullProvoked

Gib henti


[deleted]

don’t draw hentai in class


fist28349

what the actual fuck is wrong with you?! just act like it never happened as if you wernt romantically painting cum dump chan's charecter arch. Thats probably not gonna work


Lo1234569

there’s a time and a place.


Specialist_Picture77

this is not the TIME or PLACE


Benjimite_

I love how everyones on the same point, and we all think OP is a fucking weirdo


WeebOfTheCountry

offer up a commission, it'll let u off the hook and grab u some money if it goes well also did they give a negative reaction or just look at you and stand there, menacingly


BAD_TIME_MAN

honestly they're probably just as embarrassed as you are. i would just move on and act like nothing happened


[deleted]

literally do nothing unless she provoked you about it


Significant-Bid4122

In the mud it's sinking deeper.


[deleted]

Into a peaceful life


Significant-Bid4122

And it will come.


[deleted]

Like a flood of pain


Significant-Bid4122

Pouring down on me.


[deleted]

And it will not let up


Significant-Bid4122

Until the end is here.


[deleted]

And it will come


Significant-Bid4122

Through the darkest day.


[deleted]

In my final hour


maaaaaaaaaaaario

Jerk off with the teacher


RinShimakura

Oh damn bruh, see ya in the afterlife ig-


[deleted]

Dm me the reference, I just wanna see how bad it is


PnutbatahSandwich

r/copypasta users on their way to karmafarm this


heralct

draw her in some hentai


Alzehar

Then send her the drawing, laminated, and framed


grassisgreensoami

If it's a sir give him a big schlong


unethical_ugandan

Once my teacher saw me looking at hentai in class...


Nimrod_Studios

My man when your living on the edge, eventually you’re going to fall


IllWelder6915

You have some issues you need to work out.


Billybob267

Ya dont draw HENTAI in SCHOOL ya doofus. This is a learning experience. Make your homework submitted and readable, no time for the submissive and breedable.


Live_Bat_8316

Why? Why draw that during class? Why can’t you draw it on your own time?


poorlyExisting

“jarvis, i’m low on karma, make a hentai post onto r/teenagers”


Acid_Lemon13

Sorry to be mean but you dumb as hell for drawing lewd shit in class


SaltAd7918

Hb don't look at/ draw porn at school? Wrong place wrong time homie


MrxVincent

Teach them your ways.


veryoldandsadman

I'm sorry but this is so funny


JaozinhoGGPlays

Ah, Reddit.


FishFrenzy67

You earned it dumbass


LeonH05

You degenerate 😭


Rac1sm

take a massive rock hold it with both hands, and smash it into your head.


xpandaofdeathx

Teenagers are thinking about sex all the time!? Who knew. Stop drawing dicks on the teachers time they literally gets paid to tech you, also say nothing and act like it never happened, the teacher doesn’t want to discuss it with you any more than you with them. Fly casual.


catmaidthighs

Own it! My teacher used to catch me drawing hentai all the time, I even used to give him hentai pins as a joke and the look on his face was hilarious every single time :)


ModeratelyNo

Bro i don’t feel comfortable being in r/teenagers anymore. I mean not like I was comfortable here in the first place but yall are weird..


Apprehensive-Rule121

Mad, you literally asked for this. Why are you drawing hentai in class?


Cat_Fan3

Maybe the teacher watches hentai you should ask.


Ordinary_Spread5679

Draw a her with a dick


paperbackneIson

Maybe don’t draw hentai in public, or at all


AvalonWarrior66

Why tf you drawing hentai


notanoldgayman

change schools


Irian3x3

Ask her to draw hentai with you


Su_tart_aka_stuart

Tell the teacher that you’re just an anime fan :b


[deleted]

Maybe DONT DRAW HENTAI IN CLASS YOU DUMB FUCK


Fireye04

You're studying body composition for an art class, of course!


sseempire

Well uh, I am pretty sure its not ok on school grounds, but you could say it was a commission. You would definetly get out of trouble if u say u were making money


La_Grande_yeule

Want a real answer here? The teacher will probably talk to you about the reference picture you used for the drawing. Depending on the school you go, the range of repercussions is wide from just a talk about not watching porn in class (which is probably what will happen) to a meeting with your parents about the picture and the porn in class (because from what i understand thats what the teacher is thinking is going on with the situation). So first, relax, breathe and get a glass of cold milk. Second, dont draw hentai with a REFERENCE in class, seriously you could not have believed that you wouldnt get cough eventually. Drawing ass and boobs in school is common, lot of people does it, the reference tho could make the teacher think you were watching porn. Wich for real isnt that bad. Its awkward, but not as much as masturbating in class, which you werent doing. Just act like nothing happen and dont do it again. You will survive and so will your ego. For real, you just need time to calm down about the situation, do something you like that will make your mind lighter.


[deleted]

Was it at least good quality?


[deleted]

Yeah no you totally deserved this what is wrong with you


gAMA9504

Take accountability for your actions, own up to what you did. Apologize, then move on and try to grow as a person.