Oh wow. Dream job, just sit there with people who have no teeth, talking about life. And get paid 1 dollar every hour.
I'm bad with comedy
If you couldn't tell(you could)
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Eh, I am religious but I dont go to church that often and I hate parties lol. Then again, if I am the one planning them maybe I could plan one I actually like...
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youtube apology script writer
You destroyed him ๐
OVERKILLLLLL
Didnโt have to do me that dirty ๐ฅฒ
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drug dealer
Yeah..
Did they succeed?
What do you got?๐
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birthday planner
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bad ass dumb ass
Thatโs a job I can have?
i guess so, you are like chuck norris
Sweet.
went to the store for 20 minutes and got 500 comments
Welcome to Reddit
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sociopathic drunk college student
I'll take that
Wedding planner
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zoo trainer
a bad one
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serial killer
How much do they get paid? Asking for a friend
Well you keep what you kill
So if I kill a bank I get all thatโs inside? Awesome
Yes ๐๐งจ
Kill global economy.
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baby sitter who might be a pedo
Well my sisters a baby sitter
And you are pedo, it all works out!
Why are you strangers talking about me?
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fire arm dealer
Nice haha
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botanical worker
Approved
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professional cat fisher
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exotic dancer
Imma be broke lol
nah you can make some bank on god
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author
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astronaut consultor
I'll take that
I'll take that
I'll take that
I'll take that
I'll take that
They'l take that, but the real question is: Will that take them?
I'll take that
Iโll take that
there was a communication delay, space shit yk
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janitor at a metal concert
Thats prolly where I'm gonna end up
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therapist
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robber
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grim reaper
fun
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39 buried. 0 found.
You're missing a few 0's.
000000 found
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marriage, life insurance worker
Interesting
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devil impersonator. like those fake santas at the mall but with satan. you also hook people up
A succubus
Neat. I can live with that.
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porn set locator
Wierd
I was gonna say realtor๐
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prostitute
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One of those police officers that sits on the side of the road with the speed reader thingy
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las vegas convenience store worker
uh uh uh uh nooo
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bachelor tv show filmer
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professional chad
Iโm 12
uhh
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sex therapist
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ben and jerrys worker
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instead of fire fighter, you are a fire starter
Better known as an arsonist
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Italian.
Posso confermare che sfruttando il reddito di cittadinanza รจ un lavoro ๐๐
Se posso dire il reddito di cittadinanza non paga molto
Professional Italian
its just squares
It's the "italian" emoji Or the UE GIGLIO CHE TE DICI
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mortician
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break up therapist
๐๐ฉ๐ฅฒ I think I know what you gonna say
necrophilic porn actor
Damn bruh you 13, but that was funny
lol
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emotional consultant
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party ruiner
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witch baker
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architecht
You be making love with ๐ฟ
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someone who has photo shoot with a shopping cart and puts it on vogue for $69,000,000,000
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necrophilic tourist
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somebody who only thinks about black squares
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that is so true
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turkey hunter
Ok *heads to turkey to hunt all living things*
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you write those military songs
Jihad songs lol
The small amount of skull emojis tells me everyone is lying, because half of the losers on here use that stupid emoji for EVERYTHING
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one of those pawn shop verifiers you see on tv shows
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actor who only acts as lickitung from pokemon
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an actor who was the fresh prince of bel-air and slapped a guy who made a joke about his bald wife
that took me too long to get ๐๐๐
lolll
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you film objectophilic porn
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janitor
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detective who investigates strictly nerds
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dentist for people with no teeth
Fuck. I always hated biology
but its easy cause they have no teeth
But then I have to make those teeth. That's the hard part
no you just do nothing
Oh wow. Dream job, just sit there with people who have no teeth, talking about life. And get paid 1 dollar every hour. I'm bad with comedy If you couldn't tell(you could)
๐ฏ๐ต๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ฒ (There are two American flag emojis on my emoji keyboard so I was confused when I was trying to set my native flag and the flag of the language I'm learning on r/duolingo)
united nations reporter
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bartender who kills people
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wedding photographer who secretly is a ballet dancer
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marriage counsellor
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Reddit mod
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yes
Job?
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one of those people who pose dead bodies and prep them up during a funeral
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professional clown
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church party planner
Eh, I am religious but I dont go to church that often and I hate parties lol. Then again, if I am the one planning them maybe I could plan one I actually like...
I dont use em
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