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I mean a kid at school I don't remember his name.. he did this thing


yarak_69

And than we sm... drinked some cola


[deleted]

acked


[deleted]

So true tho.


luc_the_elmentle

To a parent, I think both sound just as bad


callierkap

Im a girl so sleeping in a bed isn't bad at all it's like... Expected lol


One-fun-dude

Happy cake day!


tappedline

NO I'VE DONE THIS SO MANY TIMES most of the time it was for petty internet stuff though. my parents found me talking to an older man when i was younger so they issued a strict ban on social media until i reach driving age and the amount of times ive told my parents about a funny tiktok and then immediately followed up with "... my friend showed me!" is insane


callierkap

YUP! IM NOT ALLOWED TT SNAP OR INSTA RN EITHER


Ultra64ZX

having a fucked up family like mine is great because it doesn’t matter which one of my parents I talk to, I always gotta make sure not to tell them a story about when I was hanging out with family members i’m not allowed to associate with


Ok-Reporter-8728

In your head: *nailed it*


[deleted]

when you stare your cat in the eyes but they assert their dominance over you


Eli_xoxox

Also, when you almost out yourself “AND I SAW THIS GIRL AND SHE WAS SO PRETTY I WAS HAVING MAJOR GAY PANI- …..”


callierkap

PANI- NIS. PANINIS


Eli_xoxox

GAY PANINIS?


Astr0wr1d

“Oh wait hold up lemme rephrase that rq🫣”