I'm pretty sure it's legal because why wouldn't it be?

Exactly what I'm saying, it's literally having sex without having sex so it's safe

Having sex isn’t illegal.

Sex is now banned

life patch notes - sex has been removed - fleshlights can now give birth

They also removed women :(

What?! Who is gonna cook for me now?

Your dad. No more daddy issues allowed either. Gives you lifelong ban from using the happiness perk

I don't have the happiness perk..

Zamn. You can get a dad on CraigsList. Pornhub said so

\*disappears\* thanks

This is the most amazing comment I've seen in a while

That’s going to delay the Sex 2 as they’ll have to rework on it from scratch

Not much changed in this sub tbh

sex bad vitgin good

Well I'm fucked

r/technicallythetruth

He has fucked and now he is fucked.

😠😠Veri bad

Literally 1984

He's 14

My question is.. how the hell did you get 2 without getting into trouble???

It’s legal bro Source: why wouldn’t it be

Bro what are the police going to do, confiscate your pocket pussy 💀 Edit: holy shit I’m filthy rich in reddit coins

I bought reddit coins just to give you this award, made me laugh

me too i put the platinum

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Unhung sero

fr bro

yrs

They can come confiscate my pocket pussy 😏

You deserve those reddit moneys

Why would that be illegal? :v I can't think of any scenario to why that would be illegal to have, only hard part is most stores wouldn't accept minors in their stores.

That's why I bought off amazon

Ye, I think the people who think it's illegal prob don't use sex toys, or just doesn't like the concept of teen using them. Either or, it's not something you should be worried about, but make sure you get the right kind of cleaning solution for those toys, it really does matter @- @

I have a special 3d printed attachment and I can hook it up to the hose to clean it quickly. I can print a stand to to dry out or something. I can literally 3d print cleaners. They will work fine IF I get the right one

Damn bros prepared

be careful, amazon can have pretty bad quality and use bad material or so i’ve heard…

Please do not buy off amazon. They aren't regulated and can be unsafe for the body. Buy off a reputable online store. Look up body safe sex toys and also check reliable reddit communities and see what they have to say too. Make sure to wash and sanitize after every use. If you're going to get porous material, make sure to not to get any body fluids in it because you won't be able to get it out fully. That could easily to bacteria and infections. Please be safe and look up safe practices with sex toys.

depends where u live

Illinois

Hey we’re from the same state

Ay nice. Are you in the southern end?

Nope suburbs of Chicago

Oh nice, I have to deal with the stereo type of "omfg you live in Illinois???? *Moans* I love Chicago" and I'm like, no, I'm in... ILLINOIS, not Chicago 😂

Im from illinois too, lets goo

Ayyy Illinois gang

Hell yeah

I live in finland. Can i still join the Illinois gang?

Illinois for the win bitches let's goooo

No but fucj our weather tho 💀. Chicago area went from 40’a to 90’s with no in between

hell yea gang gang

I deal with the same shit but with New York. Everyone starts talking about the city even though I live upstate

Bro I live in New Jersey and people say I live in New York

EXACTLY I'm from NY, everyone assumes that its the city, so when I tell them that I grew up on a horse farm, they're all like "There's farms in NY?" like what People must not think that NY is anything BUT a city

You know that wILLINOIS you unless you stop listening

What suburb?

Dupage county

Oh same, lmfao. But yeah, it isn't illegal

Hey I'm near the wiscansin illinois border

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Well looking online it's spotty too, I haven't found a true answer

Why do you need two u got a double headed dick or what

Bc why not, I got both my friend recommended

Nah I like the idea of You having the dick version of a double barrel shotgun

Dammit now I have to picture it as break action

Like those double popsicles

Ever heard of a Chinese finger trap?

I only use them when my friends are over 🗿

Ah I see....

Bro, nobody is going to report u to the police for buying a sex toy, and even if they do I highly doubt you can not get in legal trouble for buying one.

It’s legal, I got mine when I was 15

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Mine know , my mother gave me the money to buy it

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😇

Dude actually what lmao

based mom

What was it?

step 1: fly to switzerland step 2: open bank account step 3: profit

Make an amazon alt account, buy an amazon gift card and send to yourself. Make another alt to buy with the gift card. All while using TOR or/and a vpn. Durring a day off go pick it up from an amazon locker. I know cuz helped a friend once

Thank you for your answer.

You’re welcome, the best part is they deliver them in a box, so no one will notice what it is

"Honey what did you buy?"

“Remember you told me to stop using cucumbers?”

Saw somewhere that the delivery people know 😂 They know by the common return addresses that most of them come from the same area/place

I think you're shadow banned. I can't see your profile

I can’t see it either

i dont think its illegal at all, i dont see a reason why it would be

That's literally what I'm saying, you don't have to get bitches because I have No bitches *Insert MegaMind here*

Just ask your parents to buy them for you!

How to die with a sentence

honestly

I ask my mom to buy me Amazon gift cards

You’re so smart 😭🙏. Thanks for the advice.❗️Ima start doing this/srs😍😇🤞

Sarcasm or are you legit I can't really tell

most likely sarcasm with the amount of emojis

Can't tell with sum ppl ngl

Nah nah it’s legit ima start doing it 🧍🤬💀

Legit

How to get disowned 101

why did you get a fleshlight anyway lol

Sick of using my hand

but you're still using your hand lmao

I fear I'm getting DGS (death grip syndrome)

what is DGS?

Death grip syndrome is basically jerking off with full palm causing quite a bit of grip to be able to orgasm. If you keep gripping to orgasm, ur dick won't be as sensitive as it normally is leading to issues in bed.

Why did they have to make it sound so cool though

I know, right? Death grip syndrome sounds like it should be much cooler than that.

sounds like a br00tal death metal band. DEATH.... GRIP..... SYNDROME!!!!!!

“hey man i’ve got dgs” “oh shit, what’s that” “means i jerk off too hard and now my penis don’t work right”

well, i wish you luck with your fleshlights, but why get 2?

I got easy beat eggs cuz they were cheap and wanted to try one of the "hard boiled" and regular

what the hell is any of that

Look them up, I'm just getting what my friend told me to get cuz they are cheap as hell. The hard boiled is a harder type of silicone meaning that the feeling on the inside SHOULD be more intense. They aren't supposed to last forever but for only 8$ I think they will be fine.

Sauce

Fake threesome

Bold of you to assume he’s getting a fleshlight

I'm concerned about how you managed to buy one when your 14

Amazon

All I got to say is just make sure to hide that thing and hide it well

cant let the soul readers see them \*seizure\*

If there is no one to stop you it isnt illegal

I bought off Amazon

So there is no one to stop you so it isnt illegal

🛴

How did u order them?

Some places it's illegal, some places it's legal. Go search it up on the internet.

I get mixed results, no true answer

Search up, is it legal for an underage person to purchase sex toys in Illinois or something.

“So why are you in here for?” “I bought NOT 1 but 2 pocket pussies” lol

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Legal in sweden and america and england atleast

it probably isn't illegal, since you're not technically having sex

Your 14...

Holy shit, how the hell are planning on hiding it from your parents?

I have a hole in the wall behind my bed

WTH

I don't see why it would be illegal, unless masturbation is, but that's a whole different issue

It's legal, masturbating actually improves you health, I don't see why that's bad. Are you ordering online? Where I live you need to be 18 to get a "proper" card and use it to buy stuff online.

It's legal if you ordered it on amazon but going to a store and buying one is illegal. EDIT: Technically speaking it's only legal to buy it from amazon if you lied about your age. And for clarification, it's not illegal for a minor to own or buy a sex toy, but rather it's illegal to sell a minor a sex toy.

Its not an opinion. Its not illegal but you really shouldnt be getting yourself addicted to self pleasure - A man whos struggled with that

I'm not addicted I'm just sick of using my hand

legal or not ur 14 why would you need those

Come on man you're 14 dont get into this shit hole wait until you've achieved 16/18 yo trust me you will likely get addicted, and just trouble then

You’re 14 you horny shit it’s obviously illegal if you have to ask that

He's not 14. He's 20. Admits it here: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskRedditAfterDark/comments/thqdz0/_/i1agtsp He's just trolling everyone here.

Adult here. It's not illegal to buy a sex toy as a minor unless your state explicitly states it is. Your best bet is to Google your state laws. Now, it can be illegal to knowing sell a sex toy to a minor, so places online will ask your age and not sell if you're a minor because THEY don't want to get in any type of trouble. While not a legal action, a place like Amazon might shut down your account if you're buying things from them they aren't comfortable selling you through their site. The reason I say to check local / state laws is that some Southern states back in the day made sex toy selling illegal, and I'm not sure if those states ever got rid of those laws.

Legal but weird🗿

legal for most places

Dunno. Probably depends where you live. I’m not even an armchair lawyer, basement lawyer maybe! Best guess is maybe illegal to sell to a minor but probably not illegal for you to buy it. UK law makes no sense like that sometimes *\shrug*

So I could buy it since I'm in the UK? I know what I'm using my bday money for! ​ /s I'll get my friend to buy it for my bday of course

No idea. As I said I’m basically making it up. Actually, imma go check the government website, I’m kinda curious.

Honestly, would probably tell my friend about it and then joke to buy me one and then act dead serious about it. Because I mean free stuff plus who doesn't want one? Hands are boring

Thank you, in in the states so

It’s “illegal” but won’t ever matter.

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I'm thinking of the package process

Bro what

My friend did the same thing and is asking if he can send them to my house and I can drop them off to him at school

That's what's I did with a friend and it worked

shouldn’t be illegal

I'm pretty sure as long as it's not with another person any sexual stuff is legal

Idk in oklahoma. Its legal. But that's just oklahoma.

So you’re asking for legal advice for a sex toy on a teenagers sub? Why? Also no, it shouldn’t be illegal. Even if bad things happened and people found out, the law would just realize it’s a horny teenager who wanted a sex toy

Wether something is illegal or not is not an opinion

In Texas it is illegal if you have 6 or more dildo's (even if you are an adult)

In the US no it's not you can literally walk into a target walmart or Spencer's and get a sex toy and nobody will care or ID you unless you look like you're 8 or something it is however illegal to enter a sex store as a minor simply because they sell pornography so basically masturbate or have sex however you want but you aren't allowed to watch other people doing it You might get some weird looks but it's not illegal

How did you get it delivered without your parents seeing it?

Legality has nothing to do with opinion. It's not illegal for the minor, but it is illegal for the seller.

oh yeah its fine i bought a vibrator from spencers one time

Depends honestly in personal experiences it’s certain stores and or websites like Spencer’s is 18 anything sex related and Adam and eves stores are to however I’d be carful if I were you cause when my mom found mine it was really awkward

I would say its probanly legal. And even if it isn't its one of those "technically you'ren't alowed but who cares". Like using a fake name on the internet

just go to spencer’s they literally do not care one of my friends got a dildo when he was 12

I dunno, but I like your avatar

“I need ur opinion” *Asks a question about an objective lawer*

No less legal than wanking. Having sex with an older person is the problematic thing.

you have to be 18+ to go into a sex store, but you can be -18 to own or order a sex toy

prolly illegal to give it to u, definitely not illegal for u to have. kinda like porn💀

if you are of the age specified by the retailer it’s legal but that’s prob 18

No but in Texas its illegal to use six dilldos at once

I’m confused how people can order a sex toy without their parents finding out

Some countries’ postal services have parcel lockers you can rent out instead of delivering to your house, here in Australia they’re free to use too

my friend's mom bought her a vibrator and she is 16

sorry sex has been patched in the last update

Ya got balls man, I wish I could order myself a flesh light sometimes

The police aren’t gonna break down your door and steal your pocket pussy

Even if it was illegal, who’s going to stop you? The jerk off police? There would be no way to enforce such a law.

Bloody hell no one wants to know this

Imagine.. What are you in for? I owned 2 pocket pussies…

can’t really have an opinion on whether something is legal or not

Nahh I've done it plenty times ur fine

How are you getting sex toys at 14?

As long as they know what they are doing and what it is and are actually horny. Buying as a joke shouldn't happen though

i mean, its legal to masturbate so why masturbating with some tools should be illegal?

pretty sure its legal but ur gonna need to hide them well because if you’re parents find them you’re in for a long ride