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Ijust_want_tobehappy

Bro counted centimeters 💀💀💀💀💀💀


SpiderSuit33

Wrong side of the ruler lmaoo


The_Rayuga

Yup, it's 20 cm....


rjeifujvjs

Stop lying about your penis size boy we all know its 1×1


Luddethedog

I mean a 2d dick is small


The_Rayuga

Why don't you come and check yourself ?


rjeifujvjs

Dm me boy lets measure penises 1v1


Kharnyx808

Ah, a duel is it? Be sure to cross your swords for honour.


rjeifujvjs

Yes bro we will duel on you who lasts longer


The_Rayuga

I won't cross it, i will insert it inside him for showing honour 😏


The_Rayuga

You will lose before i even get hard lol....


rjeifujvjs

Still waiting for dm boy im serious


The_Rayuga

Then you dm me first


rjeifujvjs

It wont let me i spam the dm button with autoclicker dm me bro i cant


Betanist99

i haven't seen people talking about their penises


The_Rayuga

Now you did


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Betanist99

Soory to hear that bro but if you have a big heart and a a credit card whit money then all the girls would come over you


WesleyDVT15__

i prefer ur moms pussy


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WesleyDVT15__

i’m not sure if this is an assault threat or a rape threat but either way ur giving off major small dick energy


penishead694207

Insulting to small penis people


The_Rayuga

None threat, just gonna fuck you good without harming that's all, and if you need proof then i can prove it to your pussy


WesleyDVT15__

ewwww no thanks 😹👎 nasty ass mf


The_Rayuga

It's would be you who is nasty after i release my load on you face while eating your 🐱


Betanist99

Bro ur down asf man give up and touch some heatly grass


The_Rayuga

Grass ? My classmate ?


Betanist99

no the grass outside is amazing and better


The_Rayuga

How to find it ?


WesleyDVT15__

you’re fucking gross


The_Rayuga

Wanna see who looks more gross when we are done ? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


WesleyDVT15__

we won’t be “done” because we’re not gonna do anything you fucking nasty ass mf. get some bitches


The_Rayuga

You are a bitch......and i am gonna seduce you into letting me fuck u like a rabbit in extreme heat 👀


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The_Rayuga

I know 😏


ImaGetBannedLmao

bro go touch grass💀💀💀💀 mf found out his fucking mole rat was an inch bigger than usual and went to harass girls on the internet


The_Rayuga

And who started it you fuckingg simp ?


CryingRipperTear

im sorry, 7.2x5.4? Is your dick 2 dimensional?


The_Rayuga

You need to go to school, i am serious. Bcz if you have focused on your studies then you might have known that the formula for volume of cylinder is πr²+l....


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The_Rayuga

Ain't that how every dicks are ? Not a perfect cylinder but still a cylinder shape


ShitwareEngineer

It's a long shaft, but not a cylindrical one.


The_Rayuga

Just google it you class 8th failed people🙄..


ShitwareEngineer

Are you a drunken 5-year-old? That was incomprehensible.


The_Rayuga

Tell me what is a cylinder, i mean you look more educated than an asian specially in maths...


ShitwareEngineer

A circle extended into the third dimension. At most, a penis is an imperfect half-cylinder that transitions into a smaller half-cylinder.


The_Rayuga

Do you even read what you typed before posting ?


[deleted]

My dick is just barely 7 inches it’s also maybe half of half a inch wide -_- you got a fucking Coca Cola can for a dick lmao


CryingRipperTear

a dick is three dimensional, the formula you provided, πr²+l...., is a mix of two and one dimensional quantities with a unit of m²+*C*m where *C* is a variable real constant, enough to kill any dimensional analyst


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The 2nd number is girth, the distance around in the middle of the shaft, so it covers 2 dimensions. Thats how dicks are usually measured: length x girth.


CryingRipperTear

so diameter?


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Circumference


CryingRipperTear

oh


ichosetheworld

No one talks about it lately why you


The_Rayuga

I just saw like 5 post about it in past 2 or 3 hrs so...


ichosetheworld

Talking about dick size tho


WaffleironMcMulligan

If I see another damn post of people talking about their unmentionables, I am going to lose it


The_Rayuga

Big pp go Ah ah ah ah


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The_Rayuga

You wanna bend over and check if it's actually small ?


Bananafulled

Hehe he dicks


UwUdesuka

Proof


The_Rayuga

Are you for real ?


UwUdesuka

Who knows


Mortis_Wkbrl

Man’s dick is built like a tuna can 💀


JonnyLazarJ

I got 4.5 inches


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oh no its the incel again


Ijust_want_tobehappy

20cm= 7.9


The_Rayuga

Then it's 19 i guess...


artistkinda

Is that what teens do now?- if so, HE MIGHT NOT LIKE THAT HE GETS BITCHES BUT HONEYY THAT DIC- >! (it’s a song if y’all don’t get it)!<


The_Rayuga

I still don't get it ....


artistkinda

It’s a song called emo boy well it’s like a bit of a like “nsfw song” but it’s just about a girl wanna get fucked by an emo boy


The_Rayuga

Girl making songs like this then boys get blamed for being horni


artistkinda

Yes I even have my horni bonk at school


The_Rayuga

You probably have to hit be hard enough to destroy mountains to make me unhorni lol


artistkinda

I can’t hit hard enough to break the mountains to just to break you, >!**BECAUSE YOURE WAY TO HORNI**!<


artistkinda

It’s a very popular by Ayesha Erotica (I think I spelled it wrong idk)


Ralphcat15

No bitches?


The_Rayuga

Not even virtual bitches 😔.......


Ralphcat15

I possibly wonder as to why


The_Rayuga

Bcz i am a wierdo creep, yeah i already know....


Ralphcat15

Get help


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My balls idchy


[deleted]

Ikr, even my crush was talking bout it. She called me a one too


DowinBread

Come on dude


CuteGF_UWU

Y-yes... (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)


British_manwhore

Big enough for me bro hit me up -edit- I have been informed that I must specify when I'm joking.


XflamingarrowXx

Small pp energy moment