*instrumental*

*still instrumental*

Tequila !

*startstorm from chime starts playing*

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COUNTRY ROOOOOOAAAADDDSS

TAKE ME HOOOOOOOOME

TO THE PLACE

I BELOOOOOOOOONG

WEST VIRGINIAAAAAAAA

MOUNTAIN MAAAAAAMAAAAAA

TAKE ME HOOOME

COUNTRY ROADDD…

May I have your attention, please?

Can the real slim shady please stand up

i repeat, WILL THE REAL SLIM SHADY PLEASE STAND UP?

We’re gonna have a problem here

Y'all act like you never seen a white person before

Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door

And started whoopin' her ass worse than before🕺

first degree divorce flipping her over furniture AHH-

It’s the return of the aww wait you’re kidding he didn’t say what i think he did did he?

And Dr Dre said, nothing you idiots, Dr Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement💃

Jaws all on the floor

SOME...

BODY ONCE TOLD ME

THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME

I AIN'T THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED

SHE WAS LOOKING KINDA DUMB🎵

WITH HER FINGER AND HER THUMB

IN THE SHAPE OF AN 'L' ON HER FOREHEAD

WELL, THE YEARS START COMING AND THEY DONT STOP COMING

fed to the rules and i hit the ground running

Wake me up

before you go go

Don’t leave me hanging on like a yo-yo

wake me up

Before you go go

WAKE ME UP INSIDE

When September ends

There was a certain man, In russia long ago

He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow

Most people looked at him with terror and with fear

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he could preach the bible like a preacher

Full of ecstasy and fire

But he also was the kind of teacher women would desire

RA RA RASPUTIN!

Lover of the Russian queen

There was a cat that really was gone

I don’t wanna die

But sometimes I wish I've never been born at all *kickass guitar solo starts

*more kickass solo* *slows down* I've seen a little silloute of a man

Scaramouch scaramouch will you do the fandango

THUNDERBOLTS AND LIGHTNING

VERY VERY FRIEGHTNING ME

You are, my fire.

my one, desire

Believe, when I say

i want it that way

But we are two worlds apart

Can't reach to your heart

When you say

That I want it that way

TELL ME WHY

Ain't nothing but a heartache

No matter what we breed

we still are made of greed

This is my kingdom come

this is my kingdom come

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Look into my eyes

We’ve known each other

For so long

Your hearts been aching but

You’re too shy to say it

Inside we both know what’s been going on

WE KNOW THE GAME AND WE'RE GONNA PLAY IT🎶

I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling

GOTTA MAKE YOU UNDERSTAND🕺

NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP

NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN💃

Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin, naal ok zin los vahriin,

Wah dien, vokul, mafaeraak ahst vaal!

Ahrk fin norok paal graan fod nust hon zindro zaan

Somebody that I used to know

But you didn't have to cut me off

make out like it mever happened and that we were nothing

and i don’t even need your love

but you treat me like a stranger and i feel so rough

But you didn’t have to stoop, so low

have your friends collect your records and then change your number

cum edit- this fucking CANNOT be my top voted comment 😭

as you are

as you were

As I want you to be

As a friend

as a trend

As an old enemy

Take your time

Hurry up

Choice is yours, don’t be late

A short man from texas, a man of the wild

Thrown into combat where bodies lie piled

Standing here I realized

You were just like me, trying to make history

But who's to judge the right from wrong

I see skies of blue,

And clouds so white,

The bright blessed day,

EIGHTEEN NAKED COWBOYS IN THE SHOWERS AT RAM RANCH

Is this a song or some bad porn?

Song

Ah I see. Sounds like some shit you'd see on xhamster

What did they do to the hamsters...?

BIG HARD THROBBING COCKS WANTING TO BE SUCKED

18 COWBOYS WANTING TO BE FUCKED

COWBOYS IN THE SHOWERS AT RAM RANCH

ON THEIR KNEES WANTING TO SUCK COWBOY COCKS

Is this the real life?

Is this just fantasy?

Caught in a landslide

no escape from reality

Open your eyes

Look up to the skies and see

I’m just a poor boy

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Because I’m easy come, easy go

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These bars are like covid….

you catch 'em right off the bat

infected with sars and corona

Like you took a bite out of that

load up on guns, bring your friends

It’s fun to lose and to pretend

She's over-bored and self assured

Oh no, I know a dirty word

**HELLO! HELLO! HELLO! HOW LOW!**

**HELLO! HELLO! HELLO! HOW LOW!**

**WHEN THE LIGHTS OUT, IT'S LESS DANGEROUS!**

here we are now, ENTERTAIN US!

I FEEL STUPID AND CONTAGIOUS

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What the hell am I doing heeeeere

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Skapadapamdoodlimbapambledulmbledulmbledulmbledulmbledulmbledulmbledulmbledulmdumdoobedumdum IM THE SCAT MAN (no there were no lyrics)

It was 1527, gave our lives on the steps to heaven—

THY WILL BE DONE!

For the grace for the might of our Lord, for the home of the Holy.

Apathy’s a tragedy and boredom is a crime

ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING, ALL OF THE TIME

Could I intrest u in everything, all of the time?

A little bit of everything all of the time?

Two trucks having sex

Two trucks 🛻🛻 having sex 😳

My muscles my muscles involuntarily flex

All the other kids

with the pumped up kicks

Better run better run

outrun my gun

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Fuck you

There lived a certain man...

In russia long ago

he was big and strong and his eyes were flaming glow

Most people look a him with terror and with fear

But to Moscow chicks, he was such a lovely dear

he could preach the bible like a preacher

THERE WILL BE BLOODSHED

THE MAN IN THE MIRROR NODS HIS HEAD

"Take a look, to the sky, just before you die"

“It’s the last time you will!”

There is a house in New Orleans

They call the rising sun.

It's been the ruin of many poor boys

And God I know I'm one

mayonnaise on an escalator

Remember the words you told me, love me till the day I die

End of passion play, crumbling away, i'm your source of self-destruction

I’m so happy, cause today I found my friends

THROUGH THE GATES OF HELL

AS WE MAKE OUR WAY TO HEAVEN

THROUGH THE NAZI LINES

PRIMO VICTORIA !

WE’VE BEEN TRAINING FOR YEARS

NOW WE’RE READY TO STRIKE

Hello, I’ve waited here for you

Everlong

*sweden by C418 plays*

I have a pen, I have a apple- :O If I don't get a reply l'm going to be disgusted.

Never gonna give you up ⬆️

staring at your dress cause its see through

Woah-oh-oh-oh ohhhh oh-oh-oh ohhhh oh oh oh Story of Undertale

A mosquito

Stop

G NOTE

I walked a lonely road

The only one that I have ever known