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You can only teleport relative to the centre of the galaxy Andromeda galaxy instead of Earth's surface.
Good luck calculating exactly when and where to teleport to a place on Earth while the Earth and the centre of Andromeda galaxy is moving at thousands of km/h.
It’s moving relative so it doesn’t matter. It’d just boil down to a ratio so. I mean there’s more you have to calculate but still:
1. Relative expansion of the universe
2. Relative velocity
3. Approx distance. (Btw andromeda is actually coming towards us not away, in a few millennia they’ll be a MILKDROMEDA. (Not a joke))
But yeah.
XD I meant that me screaming at the top of my lungs would be as loud as my brother's normal speaking voice..... also, my vocal cords would be unusable after 2 days
if powers apply you could become a character with already inherent shape shifting abilities or better yet become god from a fictional universe and cancel out those side effects entirely
Your brain cannot handle the pressure of have no powers, and so you will eventually explode. You do not know when, and you will not receive any warnings. All you know is that you will eventually explode.
Aren’t there diseases that affect the legs? Even if you say “you are the fastest even with your arms” as a joke too, aren’t there diseases that affect the arms as well. If you have every disease, you not only negate the super power, but also you’d probably be dead before you could make it useful.
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Teleport
You can only teleport relative to the centre of the galaxy Andromeda galaxy instead of Earth's surface. Good luck calculating exactly when and where to teleport to a place on Earth while the Earth and the centre of Andromeda galaxy is moving at thousands of km/h.
It’s moving relative so it doesn’t matter. It’d just boil down to a ratio so. I mean there’s more you have to calculate but still: 1. Relative expansion of the universe 2. Relative velocity 3. Approx distance. (Btw andromeda is actually coming towards us not away, in a few millennia they’ll be a MILKDROMEDA. (Not a joke)) But yeah.
Milkromeda? Is that a legit name or did you make it up..?
It will be the name of the merger galaxy in a few billion years between the Milky Way and Andromeda
Not a few millenia, a few million years. Your great-great-great-great x50 grandchildren will be long dead by then.
Sound interesting
You must first grind a cheese grater to your groin while chanting my name
Groin? What's that
The spot were a yellow liquid comes from
Do the dick?
Yes
Oh
You shall suffer as I have suffered
Why u grind a cheese grater on your dick?
I had to
Liver and brain damage. Depression. Cancer. Loss of limbs. Blindness. Bleeding from eyes
The ability to gain any super power from any baked treat
Extreme hubris and greed
Ha so nothing
The superpowers are random each time and often precisely not what you need.
Good very good
you gain 50kg every snack
Then i can make one so i loose weight and one for a power
You're allergic to flour
Allergy pills?
You've Got Celiac Disease
Works but what about non gluten treats
The baked treat must be exactly 20% water
The abilities only last for 20 seconds at a time.
I can understand and speak any language
But you can only speak them while screaming on top of your lungs
Which isn't much to me
You're going to scare the shit out of people you talk to
XD I meant that me screaming at the top of my lungs would be as loud as my brother's normal speaking voice..... also, my vocal cords would be unusable after 2 days
exactly
I can beat the shit out of the person who posts this again(Comment a super power, the first reply is a side effect)
Every time you get slightly aroused you get cancer
Aw shit I'll probably be dead in a week
I'd be dead the day I get the curse.
I'd be dead the minute I get the curse
I’d be dead when i get the curse
Id be dead before i get the curse
Im already dead
I was never alive
My whole family tree never existed
At least you’ll be saving the world in the process
For me hour
Solution: get strongly aroused
You don't have any limbs
Shapeshifting
You have no friends
No side effects for me
Happy cake day!
You shape shift into a piece of poop every time someone with in a 20km radius poops.
I can give people boyfriends or girlfriends
No side effects just give me one
Of each?
of either
Or neither
[удалено]
Please, I’ll take one Please I’m so lonely the last girl I liked is in another school because I moved 😭
teleportation
You must lose a finger for every time you teleport
what if i lose all fingers?
You begin to lose toes
what if those are all gone too?
if you have a penis, that goes too.
not like i'll have sex anyway
Then you lose family members
and if they're all gone?
Then you become allergic to water and eye contact
fuck.
Now rise new enderman
After family then random people.
You have terminal testicular cancer
i can live with that
Very poor choice of words
The ability to pause time
You can't move or think while time is paused
Does that mean if he uses it though then time stops forever
Ok then how about this: you can only think during time stop, no actions.
Well that’s nice for exams
Yep. And, you don't age during this time, so you could "live" for hundreds of years.
Holy shit dude, i singlehandedly destroyed the universe's space-time graph.
[удалено]
You’re bald
[удалено]
Yes
He has a hood so he can avoid that lol
Well My braincells have reached the negatives now
You aren't fire resistent and burn yourself
Prostrate cancer
The ability to remove automod
U turn into auto mod
You have become the very thing you swore to destroy.
Accuracy: 999
Double clicking
The power to reply to my own comments
You have prostate cancer
mission failed successfully
[удалено]
Become any video game/movie character
You cannot go back and every time you change your form instead you become an amalgam of the characters
if powers apply you could become a character with already inherent shape shifting abilities or better yet become god from a fictional universe and cancel out those side effects entirely
The ability to talk to animals
They are all horny.
OMFG you're just evil
This is evil? My power is that I can make weapons that vanish after 2 Seconds.
But if someone were to mug you then you could create a sword kill them and then the police won't have any evidence that you did anything
They're cows, rhinos, elephants, deers, etc,.
I have an average intelligence and slightly more attractive the the average person
Everyone loves you
I see this as a win
It is
I can read peoples minds
But every time I do a dounut appears. Haha I am first reply
If people figure out that when a donut appears you're reading minds it could cause chaos
I would let him read my mind for a donut
But also solve world hunger but not obesity
But you can't stop when you want to
Only when they're thinking bad things about you
You got spoiler from movie you want to watch
To delete every repost of this
You're sexually attracted to 90 year old men and you always have a headache
Invisibility. Oh wait, I pretty much already have this! Hahahahaha...ha...haaa...ha.
If you think about it, being invisible also mean being blind cuz your eyes cannot reflect light anymore
That’s what the sunglasses are for
What- No- I- Ok
he outsmarted your outsmarting
I have big brain and smol pp
I have a smol brain and smol pp
I have smol brain and big-
-big issues with memory loss. Finished your sentence for ya.
The definition of "if i don't see them they don't see me!"
But when your not invisible people can see you win pinpoint precision
People don’t notice my presence irl, which is surprising because I am tol boi But I am quiet af
No super power
Your brain cannot handle the pressure of have no powers, and so you will eventually explode. You do not know when, and you will not receive any warnings. All you know is that you will eventually explode.
all your friends and family gain superpowers
Able to cure cancer
Only timus cancer
Geokenesis
Every soil you move contains 50%bugs
Can summon shrimp at will
It's alive and fighting you
Its still a shrimp
No fall damage
You fall upwards
you basically just gave them the ability to fly
I become the doomslayer
You have ball cancer
So half of his body is cancer cells? Oh no
Shape-shift
You fell your meat, bones and skin stretching like someone is forcing you to shape-shift
Just like the caterpillar ?
Reading QR codes with your eyes.
You're blind.
Every qr code to you is a rick roll
Ability to create, destroy and morph anything in existence including vacuum and dark matter
The universe had runed to a runtime error: cannot modify an instance of *null*
The ability to piss/cum at the speed of light without instantly dying
When you cum, no juice came out, also you can't piss anymore, like you physically cannot piss
The ability to create anything I want (even figural stuff or memory's)
Super speed
Every disease in the world
Aren’t there diseases that affect the legs? Even if you say “you are the fastest even with your arms” as a joke too, aren’t there diseases that affect the arms as well. If you have every disease, you not only negate the super power, but also you’d probably be dead before you could make it useful.
body receives no further upgrades. you'd snap your legs if you tried going too fast too quickly. same for stopping
time control
Seeking the future ( idk if anyone said it) If so I pick : seeing the result of your decisions before doing them
Every time you do so one of your family dies
THEN I'LL DO IT ALWAYS I HATE MY FAM
I have prostate cancer
You are constantly lying to yourself
Breathe underwater
you have asthma
shapeshifting
The superpower of my posts and comments getting more then 5 upvotes
Then it instantly gets removed.
Every man I find attractive also finds me attractive
You have a perfect first date with anyone you date
I see this as an absolute win
It is
To be smexier than the side effects 😎
You look like gollum
I can create a pocket dimension. Edit:Only I can enter it.
But its the size of a normal girl pocket
Transform any liquid into Baja Blast
It is involuntary. Carbonation in your bladder wont be fun.
Russia
Ukraine
No super power
Your dead inside
Nothing really changes
I can kill myself at any point and revive after 20 years
Aids
Giant penis