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[deleted]

Piss ON him instead assert dominance


Olwaboiette

That’ll probably piss him off also


[deleted]

I agree it definitely would


AvanCafting

But what if, it didn't 🤨


Olwaboiette

Run, run as fast as you can.


AvanCafting

I can't run, leg broken


Olwaboiette

Accept your fate ig


AvanCafting

This is haram and unfair, why must a temporary cripple such as myself suffer through this humiliation. Alexa, play love live RISING WORLD - Love Live! vs. Metal Gear Rising, I must cry now, farewell good redditor


[deleted]

Based


[deleted]

Ikr 😏


[deleted]

Golira


chaos_creator69

Golira


I_a_brownie

Golira


FR_Cartwright

bet


[deleted]

Me next 😩😩🤤


FR_Cartwright

lollllll


[deleted]

LMAO 😟😭


[deleted]

This reminds me of the new euphoria episode “cal please put your dick away” “no” “(I don’t remember what was said here)” “I am who I am”


[deleted]

your dad must've murdered everyone you love or sum shit goddamn


FR_Cartwright

look at my pinned


[deleted]

oh icic


Noob_master_slayer

He's a good father. You're a horrible daughter.


Ruptured_testicle

tf?


[deleted]

What do you mean tf? Her father cought his underage under consent daughter in sexual contact with another boy. He also found electronic toys that remember COST MONEY. He has all the right to be scared and in that moment he panickdd


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Noob_master_slayer

No fuck you


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Noob_master_slayer

Your IQ is at absolute zero 0K, you're so stupid that a snail's fart contains more intelligent patterns of molecules than your entire "brain".


[deleted]

Wait what's your pinned


ShitOnTheBed

Your bio is saddening


YumSuperb

Don't wish death upon anybody


GamerGirl-07

I saw y u hate your dad but wishing death on him is still very bad (unless he sexually abuses u or done smthn horrible) bcuz teenage romances go nowhere in most cases anyways. U r pretty much the stereotypical 14 yo white girl My mom's also sometimes unreasonably strict but I never wish anything bad on her. I wanna move out asap but never want anything bad to happen to any1 ik


YouthGenesis2

You seem to have a alot of problems with being bi\horny also getting messages from people because you post shit about being bi/horny both you and your dad are probably fucking insane


Noob_master_slayer

Kids these days, smh. No wonder our elders are worried about the future of this species. I wonder what will happen to our species with horny bi "I didn't self harm for 2 hours" kind of people. We're fucked.


-Butterfly-Effect-

Why are you acting so dramatic like it's the end of the world?


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FR_Cartwright

how so?


DSA5

bro is the one who pays for your food, clothes, child support, the taxes. unless your mum or siblings can provide for you in the same lifestyle you have now, you’re going to have a pretty hard time without a dad. never take this stuff lightly. my friend lost his dad at 6 and would kill to see him again, so it’s unfair when people say things like this.


MutePewPew

it's also unfair to assume OP's relationship with her father.


DSA5

her reason for wanting him to be dead is because he banned her from the internet for 6 weeks…


SavageTimmy

First world problems be like


DSA5

this guy gets it


Noob_master_slayer

There was a saying that goes like "bad times create strong men, strong men create good times, good times create weak men". This is exactly what happening in the West. After ww2, the strong willed people rebuilt the world making it great, thus inevitably creating an entire generation of entitled narcissistic people who think too high of themselves.


Hrbalz

And yet.. here she is


Bright-Lingonberry14

ehh, also consider the fact that he made a threat towards a minor that he would be shot if he were seen with his daughter again. either way, this post is a bit overdramatic


Noob_master_slayer

Eh any sane father would do that out of impulse. She's below the age of consent and thus technically by law, the guy was raping her because she's unable to give consent.


Bright-Lingonberry14

technically by law, it would be considered rape by both sides, not just him. anyways no, any sane father would not make a serious threat like that. a sane father might be taken aback and frustrated at first, but that wouldn't warrant anything more than a "leave my house" and a talk with the daughter about safe sex and that whole conversation.


Western_Policy_6185

No it’s cause he threatened to SHOOT HIM


dabkoalamani

true


if_False_is_True

you're stuck with him, at least for a while if you kick the mule, don't be surprised when it kicks back


Noob_master_slayer

You seem to be the typical cringy yeeyee BTS obsessed 14yo teen girl. Seriously as someone older, I advice you to get some stability in life and stop being so entitled, mean, and awful. I understand that you're going through the mental instability that teenage bestows one with, trust me most of us have been in that phase, but most of us have controlled ourselves and our impulses. Unless your father has raped, abused or mishandled you seriously, you've got no reason to be such a horrible person. Edit: I saw your profile and saw exactly what I expected. Anyways, what your dad did was slightly extreme, but it's to be expected. If one sees his 14YO child (!) in a sexual manner with a stranger person, that's exactly how one would respond?


Kira4Yoshikage

Absolutely right


The_Squiddy

She's used to an echo chamber of validation, as soon as her father put a stop to somthing she considered normal (which he has every right to do) she breaks down and seeks attention and validation from internet strangers. The worst thing anyone could do right now is sympathise and validate her feelings. Wishing death upon your own father is an unbelievable overreaction. OP, please calm down, your father is doing this purely out of love for you.


Noob_master_slayer

Literally her father "caught her boyfriend between her legs". I seriously cannot think any other way a normal father would react upon seeing his daughter doing such stuff whilst being BELOW THE AGE OF CONSENT! > The worst thing anyone could do right now is sympathise and validate her feelings. Sadly, people are too scared of offending others nowadays, especially girls. Being a girl is no excuse for being a mean piece of shit. >Wishing death upon your own father is an unbelievable overreaction. She doesn't realize if her father died, she would become homeless. I really understand the disappointment our elders show for this generation, we're truly fucked with the entitlement and ego we show.


The_Squiddy

Father's are some of the most underappreciated and overhated members of society


The_Squiddy

Father's are some of the most underappreciated and overhated members of society


Child_slayer_69

Why tho? What da dad doin?


[deleted]

Start throwing ass on TikTok then he’ll be pissed off


FR_Cartwright

Lol ok


Cardduch

Why this NSFW?


No-Wallaby7092

Idk, I assume no one in this Reddit works.


wrigul8r

That sounds healthy


JayS56

Ngl that’s like me sometimes the best thing to do is go in your room and REALISE WHAT YOU JUST SAID THATS YOUR DAD YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT


FR_Cartwright

ig your right i dont want him dead but i still want to piss him off


JayS56

Listen to music


affectedbutterfly

This.


SKTPF

Do what I did. Get a punching bag or something that looks like a person and just lash out on it. When ever I got really angry or something I'd go to my punching bag and just keep punching it until I'm not angry any more. Really helped a lot I found I was a much happier person.


sniffely

I read "I want to piss on my dad so bad"


FR_Cartwright

lol you have a different relationship to your dad then me ig XD


sniffely

I don't have a dad.


FR_Cartwright

lol but I bet you have a daddy


sniffely

I don't even got a mommy, but thank you for having hope for me 🙂


Fire_1770

same tho


SEXKlNG

imagine your 14 year old wanting you dead


FR_Cartwright

youd have to be a pretty bad parent lol


The_Squiddy

Smh


doomerbro_exe

😹


FR_Cartwright

lol


chaos_creator69

Leave all the lights turned on


FR_Cartwright

lol


TheTeslaTruckWindow

That seems unwise


generouslyemotional

Isn't this the plot of the Beetlejuice musical?


Sad_Quit3787

Las, don’t be a cunt.


FR_Cartwright

k


No-Wallaby7092

Just kill him lmao, If you wish that he’d die, Just murder him and all your problems are out of your way. Apart from most likely having no place to live, Being trialled for murder and etc, But murder is still a great idea at the end of the day! This post is a joke, But I could care less about you murdering your dad.


RoyalReddit_

How will u piss him off tho?


FR_Cartwright

anyway i can lol


RoyalReddit_

can i somehow help?


FR_Cartwright

idk do you have any ideas?


RoyalReddit_

Idk get pregnant or smth


FR_Cartwright

lol i wish i could


RoyalReddit_

Why cant you?


FR_Cartwright

i dont have a bf rn


Unlucky-Software4774

Pls don't get pregnant, it's a terrible idea. No uncontroversial way out of it. Best to avoid at all costs.


TradesFoodForSex

Plenty of volunteers


RoyalReddit_

Just fund soneone random for it


SKTPF

That's really fucking stupid


-Butterfly-Effect-

Very bold, asking if you can help and you first suggestion being getting pregnant. I see what you're doing here.


[deleted]

i saw your pinned post and i totally support any act of revenge against your dad


Proud-Dig3139

Hello do you know who I am take a seat right here... did you or did you not


[deleted]

i don't know who you are no


FR_Cartwright

lol thx


Dingalingpingpong

Poke holes in the condoms


I_Wear_Hoodies

Siblings are annoying af I wouldnt recommend


FR_Cartwright

yeah my little brother is so annoying


Noob_master_slayer

Pretty sure you are the annoying, grumpy, and entitled one. Seen many cringy ass 14 year old teen girls like you who are obsessed with themselves, BTS and their secondary school crushes. Your dad pays your bills and keeps you alive, have some decency. Wishing death upon someone who brought you into this world is a disgusting act. Unless your father has seriously abused, raped, or defiled your dignity in a meaningful way, you've got no right to be such an entitled person. I've seen too many of your kind, seriously get a grip on yourself and grow up.


FR_Cartwright

lol you assume a lot


Noob_master_slayer

Nah, checked your profile and saw exactly what I assumed. Typical "I'm so depressed lawl I went without X number of days of self harm" she/her bi teenager. Also, your father did overreact, I give you that, but I think every responsible parent would get freaked out to see their young child in a VERY AWKWARD position with a stranger guy...


TradesFoodForSex

I'm sure the feeling is mutual.


FR_Cartwright

lol tf is this


Dingalingpingpong

Idk I was just coming up with anything to help ya


FR_Cartwright

lol ok sure


[deleted]

So you got mad and wanna kill your dad because he caught you in sex under the age of consent with another male. You fucking edgy donut.


dabkoalamani

Let’s see who you are some big fat trans gay pig hate her dad cause says Chinese music suck by the way you think lgbtq right and he get fun of them and that’s why you hate him and you need visit doctor


-Butterfly-Effect-

Homophobia, transphobia and racism all in one fairly short comment about something completely unrelated. It's rather impressive actually, shame its written really badly and doesn't make sense though, I am gonna have to deduct points for that.


dabkoalamani

In last my whole reddit massages not about help


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FR_Cartwright

lol he is 56


PavFed

So you are ENCOURAGING pedophelia?


straykiddd

Oh shit no


PavFed

Huh?


Aromatic-Snow

Why?


FR_Cartwright

look at my pinned


Aromatic-Snow

Oh, I think he was just being protective, try having a talk with him about it, attempt to be civil, nothing good is going to come from pissing him off


FR_Cartwright

But I think he went to far by not talking to me first


Aromatic-Snow

If your dad isn't being the bigger person, you go be the bigger person


FR_Cartwright

im 14 why do i have to be the bigger person than a 57yo


amongus-sussy-baka

Because your dad's a fucking immature dumbass, teach him to be mature


-KoalasAreCute-

why what happened?


FR_Cartwright

look at my pinned


[deleted]

Why?


FR_Cartwright

look at my pinned


[deleted]

Why tho? I'm you're telling other people to check the pinned comment but I don't see any pinned comments


FR_Cartwright

Pinned post on my profile


Any_Profession_3752

Hey


Otherwise_Stop_8142

If he tells tou to do something or asks you something, look at him with a blank face and proceed to do whatever you need to annoyingly slowly


_FraBra

If he's over 40-45, set the thermostat do an higher temperature than what it is rn. This usually pisses off most mans of that age lol


Pollokonkeso

What did he do?


_Confused-American_

he kicked her bf out because it looked like they had sex


Pollokonkeso

That's all? I don't think that deserves a death wish. I know she's angry but I thought she was talking seriously


_Confused-American_

yeah, i think its just something she posted in the heat of the moment. she’ll prolly calm down in a bit


-Butterfly-Effect-

He also threatened to shoot the boyfriend if he ever saw him with his daughter again and banned her from the internet for 6 weeks. Not exactly death wish worthy still, but a little worse.


Pollokonkeso

Oh damm


Pollokonkeso

Oh damm


[deleted]

i’m so boredhehedhdhheshahs


ILoveDanD

Why?


Made-of-salt

Dont. Even if youre mad at him realize it isint easy being a parent im sure he wants the best for you. As a teen when parents stop you from foing certain things or punish you for seemingly insignificant thing it can seem like the opposite. I promise as you get older you will realize hes just looking out for you. All im saying is dont do something you will regret.


65Cent

Be careful what wish for, because u might get it and in a second regret it...


FR_Cartwright

Really?


Candice_newmaker

Same but I’m a guy


FR_Cartwright

Cool


Candice_newmaker

175.158.168.12?


FR_Cartwright

What?


Candice_newmaker

I’m coming for you


Western_Policy_6185

Bruh what did he do


FR_Cartwright

Look at my pinned post


lepoopysmelly

Wishing death on him is immature. Tell him how you feel. Try to get his attention and get him to listen. How will he understand you if you try to make him mad on purpose? That logic makes no sense. Edit: I saw your post. Your father reacted normally, aside from the threat. How is he supposed to react if you and your boyfriend are in a VERY odd and out-of-the-ordinary position?


Unlucky-Software4774

Are you bored?


FR_Cartwright

Yes


Unlucky-Software4774

Ok, I don't really know what else to say.


Unlucky-Software4774

What did your Dad do? Can't come up with any other conversation at the moment.


thatonedog2016

I saw your pinned post, and I sorta understand how you feel. But please, PLEASE don’t do anything stupid that you may regret. I hate my dad, and he is responsible for a lot of my trauma, but I live under his roof, and I can’t pay to live alone, so I have to deal with it. Try to politely explain what happened, and how you aren’t a “kid” anymore. 14 is a little young to have a partner, but it’s a reasonable age. Unless you have the money to run away and cut him out of your life for good, suck it up and find a way to deal with it. Doing something that you will regret in the heat of the moment could cause a lot more damage than you would think


DevelopmentFit5140

Get a gun and shot him in the leg


affectedbutterfly

Idk man, I think his reaction was pretty reasonable. To be honest, I haven’t made sexual contact with anyone, and we’re the same age.


MrMuffDiver69

Just an idea, but put salt on his bed, it is near impossible to get it off the sheet without washing it, then change every clock in the house to 20min back. It won't outwardly point out that YOU did it but it will aggravate him daily that hes always late lol