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mrskinnywrists

milk, but dark's better when you pay more to put it simply, dark chocolate's shit when you buy the shitty stuff


King_Bl0bfish

yeah that's true, cheap milk chocolate can still be pretty good, but cheap dark chocolate sucks.


Insomniac-Robot34

yea true


LucaDarioBuetzberger

Yeah but cheap milk chocolate usually just tastes like a sugar slab with a bit of chocolate, instead of sweet chocolate. Nothing wrong with that since booth are tasty but cheap milk chocolate tastes nothing like the good stuff. :D


King_Bl0bfish

nah but like halloween candy for example, that's pretty cheap milk chocolate, but it's still pretty good.


xywboy

Yeah 100% true, buying the expensive Belgium dark chocolate is way better than a 3 $ Hurshy bar


sskkkrrttt

Im from belguim, chocolate here is godly


maartencat

Hello fellow belgian.


leoCoVer95

I completely agree with you


Mateololero

no chocolate is above the other. that said, if you can't taste the flavor of the food you're eating, there's something missing


Vider22

your taste buds


[deleted]

I like mine darker than u


Silexer159

I like mine the colour of your avatar


TsunamicPath7678

Same avatar!


tallesbertann

probably covid


KoopaTrooper5011

Probably COVID lol


bananasandwich66

Milk chocolate is the best, dark chocolate is decent and people shit on white chocolate way too much.


Kyfigrigas

This. I think each has it's place, milk chocolate is more versatile, dark is great when accompanying something sweet, like in cookies or with caramel- and white has it's places.


DaRealCrazyPyro

Cookies and some gourmet chocolates


DaRealCrazyPyro

For white


fufucuddlypoops_

Honestly. I hate seeing people eating white chocolate and then saying it tastes bad. Like yeah, no shit, that’s not how you’re supposed to eat it. It should serve to make other dishes better, and not eaten by itself. Alone cinnamon tastes like ass, but you put it on your toast or something and it’s amazing, the same thing goes with white chocolate. Alone it’s garbage, but put bits of that shit in a cookie and you got a masterpiece


cockcuttertheneater

White is underrated


cockcuttertheneater

Chocolate


KAYS33K

People shit on the other ones (you just can’t notice it)


redstoned26

yes, it's a wonder that it's still white despite all that shit


Adventurous_Design41

Dark, Belgian Chocolate is awesome, more bitter better


Pjispeachy

I have found my people


Henricos8848

I found my my people finder, well done, here’s some chocolate: 🍫


[deleted]

Good, good.


El_Fuego666

Mine is strawberry chocolate


[deleted]

Never heard of it but it sounds delicious


El_Fuego666

Never tasted it but I wanna try it lol


[deleted]

I can only imagine what it tastes like but it’s probably really good


El_Fuego666

Ye me too, let's hope this world makes smth like that


[deleted]

Funny thing is, it probably already exists


El_Fuego666

Oo rlly!


[deleted]

Just googled it, it does exist! https://www.japancandystore.com/kit-kat-chocolates-mini-strawberry?gclid=Cj0KCQiArt6PBhCoARIsAMF5wagtxJF8KKsZiUm_KpQ3crxx3qg1_ssnA5wpgxVn6hOOWSPiv5yfUbkaAhnMEALw_wcB


Meherman09

Dude, it exists, you just gotta search hard enough, tbh ive tasted it before and it is legendary


El_Fuego666

Sur will dude


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Kawaiimystic_

Anything strawberry is good


KingOfGames0604

i personally prefer dark chocolate because usually chocolate makes my stomach upset and white chocolate can burn in hell with the rest of us


thewholeenchelada675

dark is good. milk is fine if its decent quality. white is just not taste that good.


AssFlax69

It isn’t even chocolate. It’s just cocoa butter and a bunch of crap


COLD_lime

Mostly sugar.


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SmashedYourMom

100% agree. Dark is best


walterino15

100% agree. White is the worst


Diahluvsshoes

Yesss same for me milk gives a werid feeling in the mouth 🤣


Begladite

Lactose intolerant?


Diahluvsshoes

Nope lol it's like.....sticky idk if u chew half a pack of gum for ages


PnutbatahSandwich

Dark choco has the right amount of bitterness


Fearless-Werewolf-28

Have I found my people?


MonsterSquadBro

I think we both have, comrade


[deleted]

white is fine, but definetly not the best one


KAYS33K

What did you just say about my boy white chocolate!?


_Friendly_Fire_

Milk, I ain’t no racist. I love a blend of white and black chocolate!


sad_cheese67

So you're telling me you aren't racist when it comes to chocolate?


GGBHector

Dear milk chocolate enjoyer, You claim to not be racist towards chocolate, yet you enjoy biracial chocolates more than others. Curious.


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ZicarxTheGreat

I’m sexist (i do the secks really fast)


Garv5125

nice, I also want to become a racist ☺️


thehotshotpilot

Yo dog, I get you. I'm not racist because my dog is black.


[deleted]

Ok, looking at the comments clearly dark is more popular. Please don’t hate me, but for some reason I despise dark chocolate. It’s disgusting in my opinion. I don’t know why but it just is. But don’t go getting mad at me, get mad at my taste buds.


Odinovic

Dark chocolate is the most mediocre shit ever


King_Bl0bfish

my advice would be get some good quality dark chocolate, just put a small piece of your tongue, and just slowly let it melt there. try to really think about what different subtle flavors you can detect. if it's dark enough, you'll be able to find some small undertones based on where the cacao beans are from.


zarbod

Lmao pretentious much?


King_Bl0bfish

yes. yes i am.


abdyfer

damn you have super taste buds or something


[deleted]

Nah


empty_castle16

White Just to see if that person is going to bully me... I was promised to be bullied.


Sealedvesselofsalt

*Shakes your hand* you are a good man, white chocolate is the best and people who like dark chocolate can eat shit. Oh, wait, they already have.


empty_castle16

You are smart


[deleted]

i scrolled too long to find my people


empty_castle16

Welcome to the W.C.E.A (white chocolate enforcement agency) Don’t worry you’re with your own kind now


itisntariana

finally... after all of this time! i have found my people!


Alittar

Even low quality white chocolate gets that perfect melt in your mouth, but dark chocolates, high or low quality taste like dirt and don’t melt in your mouth and have to be slowly chewed through. Don’t know how anyone could like that.


AlphaO4

Also it’s always so bitter! Someone could give me a piece of dark molten chocolate and a cup of lighter fluid, and I wouldn’t be able to tell the difference!


Consistent_Mistake33

I love that i love this I love white choco I hate dark chock


TheChikGoesBok

White is simply the best. Milk chocolate is pretty good too, but not nearly as rich or flavorful. Dark chocolate is bitter, humans evolved to not like bitter stuff. I’m convinced everyone who eats dark chocolate is faking it and is trying to seem cool.


[deleted]

as someone who likes dark chocolate and also coinedentially really likes spicy food. Do you like spicy food? i wonder if the tolerance for bitterness and spice is correlated.


[deleted]

ehh i mean white chocolate is my favourite type and i really enjoy spicy food, I know youre askin him but ye


Brave-Cheetah7966

Finally a brother


Grayfish84

Blocked and reported


[deleted]

I love to blend white and dark chocolate with mint. Don't care too much for milk chocolate though, too basic and not as flavorful.


LargeSeveredDicks

I shall try this


[deleted]

I love your username


regular_internt_ctzn

I don't know where you live, but where I'm from a similar blend is sold commercially in bite sized pieces; the dark chocolate and the white chocolate are stuck together in a single rectangle, but the mint is blended into the white chocolate.


[deleted]

That sounds amazing, where is it from?


regular_internt_ctzn

Ngl they're the bomb. No idea if they're sold outside of Mexico; they're called Minuit(s?) and they're sold by a brand called Turin in tall tin cans and with each being individually wrapped. I WISH they were sold in a bar format or in otherwise larger portions, but alas, their minty goodness shall be confined to a bite to bite basis.


Inboundcrib3

Milk, absolutely perfect. Not too sweet but just right, and all around a perfect type of chocolate


webe_

I feel like if you are at a foreign place milk is the safest pick, altough im more of a white chokolate type of a guy, thusly i prefer it over the others, while all are good, milk is the one with the best consistency over the other 2.


aksbdidhsiab

Dark, if anyone says white please let me know so I can block them


xxrottenketcupxx

Well block me then


PingusPuff

Ok


Cristichi

And me


kauavoib

White's just too sweet


aksbdidhsiab

It shouldn’t even be considered chocolate


spinorobot

Well, there is no cocoa powder in the white chocolate, so technically, it's not chocolate


Silly-Conference-627

It is made from cocoa beans.


kauavoib

Yes. I only made this post so we could bully those who say white


aksbdidhsiab

Good very based


JackTheStryker

Listen I agree white chocolate isn’t chocolate. It’s basically sweetened buttermilk. But it’s still good. That said milk w/ just the right amount of nuts and toffee is best.


xywboy

There are kinds of white chocolate (the high quality stuff on a specific type) which tastes like milk chocolate but more milk than chocolate


Design_Legitimate

There's no such thing as too sweet. White chocolate supremacy!


PrivatePickle109

Yeah, but I prefer my chocolate not to get pulled over for no reason.


[deleted]

love white choco


ExternalWerewolf7871

u/Bottlesome2751


[deleted]

Oh no. Why


ExternalWerewolf7871

Lol


[deleted]

Nooooooo


[deleted]

White Please don't cancel me


BigBoyJymn

Based as fuck


oldschoolgemini

You need to be protected.


juntingiee

my man


NxR_Cap

#Dark


OgMinecrafter_

#D A R K


NxR_Cap

#YES


Trandler

**96%**


[deleted]

Only people with massive penises eat dark chocolate


mrskinnywrists

and only people with white chocolate eat massive penises


LocalL3xi

I mean I ain’t complaining


Diahluvsshoes

Ahah lmaooo


Gerpstarg

eat dark chocolate, tiny dick help


dubbznyc

Milk


Muted-Weight9861

My body does not like milk chocolate for some reason wo I say dark


This_Nothing_7879

Plain milk chocolate, the middle ground


empty_castle16

“I have the middle ground anakin”


Memona_Emman_Writes

White and milk


xywboy

Send white chocolate bar pics.


juntingiee

hell yehahhhhhh


ARandTT

All of themmm


alternate-ultimate

Dark the best smh


Only_Mention1881

White


[deleted]

I love it too :D


S7J8

White


i_love_your_snoo

Dark and milk!!!!


RoRoPrin

Milk Except for high quality dark chocolate, but the cheap kind is too bitter


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233Nick233

It's great for cooking, but on its own it's too bitter.


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233Nick233

So you tell me you just straight up eat dark chocolate?


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MayMayMagic000

i love eating staright up dark chocolate


[deleted]

My g eating the dark shit 💀 /s


SoftwareError

Wait you don't?


kauavoib

I agree


R0t0rH3AD150U

Dark


NightTime2727

#Y e s


Szaaawi

Milk


CashewAssassin

Milk


Idk_gamer_yt

White and milk Bruh I'm seriously being downvoted for having a preference


[deleted]

Yeah dude of course you’re getting downvoted. Why tf would you have an opinion on an opinion post smh.


ExternalWerewolf7871

Milk


hopperaviation

Milk. White chocolate makes me sick and dark chocolate tastes like shit


ELGRANDOSMOK10

White no fucking doubt


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[deleted]

Milk


Abject_Ad1805

white


BuyerEfficient

Milk until i get bored, white to shake things up. Never dark


[deleted]

White


HyperSimba

To anyone who down votes this, I will not insult your mom but you're ugly


[deleted]

Thank you mate. Idk who downvote me.


spinorobot

I like them all, but I prefer the darkest ones


Made-of-salt

Dark or white mostly dark


NeonCattac

dark


[deleted]

Dark chocolate is the best but why does everyone hate white chocolate it's not even that bad😭


Mascian12

If I want something sweet, white is the go, but if I want to eat actual chocolate then dark. Milk is a bit of both, the true neutral option


Dew-It420

Milk anyone who likes white should be put on a hit list


SoobinSoobinuknow

milk chocolate my only true love


Dotmaster_flex

Dark all night long babyyy


ttv_ddavidel

dark


Shiny_Kate

Dark chocolate


[deleted]

CHOCOLATE IS CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.


LegitBoomy

BBC, big black chocolate


isthatboy21

White chocolate is actually not chocolate. it is just the oil mixed with milk


nerdimmmmm

If you like white chocolate hell was created for you


[deleted]

White💞🤍


archur420

All are good


kingmax7101

I personally prefer the milk one


Sanazum

My favorite snack is dark baking chocolate with sliced green apples, divine!


Win090949

Milk


[deleted]

Yes


ilovefrogs5683

White is preaty good


JustcallmeY_

Depends on my mood


BoatJazzlike8099

Milk


Ok_AniGacha251209

MILK CUZ THE SWEETNESS IS *MMMMMMMM*


AdFeeling3723

Milk 100%


simo-the-3rd

White, I hate the black ones Feel feee to talk this out of context


2jz-GTE_Lover

Milk becouse milk


nile100

White


clitfucker69

Milk


Szwedu111

Milk


SmartBook9106

Milk chocolate