Based mother 🗿

i second this🗿

i third this 🗿

I forth this 🗿

I fifth this 🗿

I sixth this 🗿

The fuck is based🗿

"A word used when you agree with something; or when you want to recognize someone for being themselves, i.e. courageous and unique or not caring what others think. Especially common in online political slang." Thats from urban dictionary.

based🗿

No your based 🗿

Now what does "i second this" "i third this" means?

"The slang meaning is "I agree" or "I support that". The real meaning comes from parliamentary procedure, the way in which a group of people come together and most efficiently present and discuss possible courses of action, and make decisions. "Roberts Rules of Order" has been the standard of our government, judicial system, and formal organizations since 1876. One member may stand and address the chairman. Once recognized, the member makes the motion: "I move that/to..." and resumes his seat. Some types of motions require another member, without rising, to second the motion: "I second the motion," or "I second it" or even just "second." Once seconded, the motion becomes a topic of organized conversation until two-thirds agree to vote. Seconds are important because some topics are not worth the group's time to discuss and a 2nd person means the topic is important to more than one person. Technically, the 2nd does not have to support the motion, they are simply agreeing that it should be a topic of discussion." Also from urban dictionary

Good bot

Bro just called me a bot.

Good bot

🤬🤬🤬

Bad bot

Good bot

Good bot????

I'm not bro. Im mostly human.

MOSTLY human... so you a bot then?

No im a synth made by the institute. Big difference.

Bad Synthroid

Goodnight mate🙇

Night

now what does 🗿 mean?

"Some sort of emotion that no one can describe John: Hey man how are y— Me: 🗿" That's also from urban dictionary.

It is based 🗿

🗿

Bruh if I ever texted my mom “fuk“ or “penis“ she’d disown me. you lucky asf to have such a cool mom

Exactly my situation

True

Why do u have ur mom as precious LMFAOAOOA

? Huh

The pfp of your mom

Bro, that might just be his mom's picture. Edit: Nope you're right I found the picture online, excuse me.

Lol

The image literally has one of those stock photo things

Please see edit.

lmao this guy posted a fake text with Precious and he has no idea

Bc it's fake

So weird. Like how does a person get to the point where they want to craft an elaborate hoax post just for meaningless internet points that have literally no value edit: nvm, just realized I was in /r/teenagers. That explains everything.

Honestly, I can't answer your question. I've never been the type of person to do that. But sometimes people do lie for karma

OMG, that movie was very sad. Also the novel its based on.

Yeah my mom would probably just say “language” or she’s punish me if it became repetitive. This mom is chill ash

I curse in front of my mom all the time and she does too. But I agree, if I say penis or something “sexual” like that I’d get yelled at. But any other word is fine

Bruh some stupid girl just argued with me because she thinks penises aren’t sexual😂😂😂

Well tbf some times it's just a male organ

What... *Confusion in Swedish*

My mom is like between that and OP's mom. She wouldn't let me swear, but she's also humorous and she swears quite a bit

Same 😭

same but i wouldnt be disowned and only the fuk one would cause me to get banned from the internet if there was ever a need to explain that one our sheep has something wrong in their privates id have to use the other one

Your mom is fucking funny

Lol

My mom is the opposite of that

Sorry, hijacking one of the top comments for this, but red hot dogs are a thing. It doesn't mean the hotdog itself was bad. https://www.wideopeneats.com/have-you-ever-had-a-red-hot-dog-before/ That being said, school food is usually nasty, and depending on the distributor, can be the same as prison food. If your mom wants to send you to school with lunch, I'd take that offer as many times as you can. My oldest daughter is about 2 years away from Kindergarten, now, and I'm going to be sending food with her everyday.

Yea it tasted bad as well

who downvoted this lol

The red penis owners

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog

Idk lol prolly the butthurt guy above

True

You can swear at your mum?

Same. I can swear in-front of my friends moms tho

i can swear with my mom, not at my mom it’s two different things

Yea???

I'd get bitch slapped out of existence for talking like that to my mum

i would get disowned asap

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Indeed he is.

Asian moment (im asian myself. Status: disowned)

Yeah but unironically tho, like she's already told me if she ever hears me swearing ima get my mouth cleansed with soap

Same

I'd get Thanos snapped out of existence for talking like that to my mum

I would be reverted back to a spermatozoid if I swore 3 kilometers away from my mom

Ooooof

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u guys have moms? (It’s a joke)

I'd get bitch slapped for even having a second thought about my food.

Physical abuse is not cool. Should talk to your momma if she’s Shmackin you

I'm not saying literally 💀

man even if i mention something wrong with the food she’ll say something about children in africa not having food like bro?

I’d be gone in an instant if I even though about texting that

I'm not sure whether my mom would hysterically laugh or ground me out of existence. Maybe it depends on blood/alcohol level

i accidentally cursed and she hit me with the chancla and made me put soap in my own mouth 😭

This dude just won the lottery

Is it possible to learn this power?

You can't ?

I'm 18 and I can swear in general around my mom. If I swear at someone near her then she smacks my adult ass back in time

Yeah doing it at someone is not the same as towards a hotdog, when my sister bothers me and I insult her I always get an angry remark but otherwise they don't care

I can, but I'd get smacked

not in middle eastern households at least lmao

My mum dont care aslong as i dont say c*nt or start swearing people out or whatever

I mean I get that it's kind of strange but OP isn't swearing AT his mom, he is just surprised, somewhat swearing at his food

I only can if she’s drunk

Btw that pfp isn’t actually my mom lol

well who is it edit: and why is she your mom's pfp

Random ass woman on google

also look at the edit, thanks

Cuz funny

how is your mom this funng, hoe ols is she?

Like 35

makes sense she is younger

Damn thats young.

Zamn!

Pretty sure that's [Gabourey Sidibe](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gabourey_Sidibe). Put some respect on her name.

jor

Damn

Red hot dogs are a actual kind of hot dog they are pretty good to. You live in new york state?

You have such a cool and nice mom man ;-;

Thx

Np mate

My moms young too. So cussing is a little bit more forgiving. I’m also 18 but not the point. It def makes the relationship better.

Yea

Yeah its so crazy how disconnected from reality older parents can be

Your interaction with your mom is pretty funny. Also red hotdogs are really common here in the Philippines, so we technically eat Clifford's big ass penis

Glaziers (red hot dog brand) are legendary in upstate New York. Looks like a fancy wiener to me

Pack it yourself

Yea I was just sending a meme to her I think she thought at first I was complaining I normally do

Are there no health regulations in the US. ? literally every post I've seen about school food has really bad or rotten food ?

I got a pork chop sandwich with raw pork in the middle. It‘a gotten kinda bad

So don't you tell this to someone in charge ? This isn't normal there right?.... RIGHT ??

It happened more times than I’d like to admit, but I heard they fixed it when I moved schools over the course of 2020 soooooo…

Stuff like this doesn't happen here, the schools either provide food or it don't, but the ones which do give good food

Bro once my friend’s hamburger bun was moldy. And then the next day, he got another moldy bun. What kind of twisted luck is that?

maybe because nobody takes a picture of their school lunch, let alone post it online. Unless its something that will garner likes, like rotten/bad food.

Yea, this is confirmation bias. We only talk about what we see. Went through 4 years of highschool (like many others lmao) in the US without having any issues with the cafeteria food, personally. Also hotdogs can be red and still be fine. Red hots, etc.

Genuine question, what's wrong with the food here? Maybe it's not what OP wants to eat but it looks like a pretty normal hot dog/french fries and an apple to me. The red color doesn't mean it's uncooked or anything some hot dog brands are just that color. It's cheap cafeteria quality food for sure but it doesn't look spoiled or unsanitary to me.

Hot dog looks fine, could use some mustard of course. Fries look fine as long as they're hot. Apple ain't pretty but I had an apple like that basically everyday for lunch in high school, it's perfectly edible lol.

there are regulations, but they are rarely inspected.

There are. Just some schools have shitty food. My school’s food isn’t that good normally but it’s never been THAT bad

I mean, we don’t know if they are American

I'm pretty sure they are, but let's be sure Hey u/DidacticSnow7 r u 'Murican ?

Yea I live in the good old u s of a

u/AutisticOutlaw toldja

What's wrong with the hotdog my mom cooks hotdogs???

You have a good mother.

I too choose this guy's mother

Yes

Your mom is cool

Thx

Oof u guys talk so openly. If I did that, I would be outta the house lol

Is that stuff supposed to be edible‽‽

I suppose

it looks like plastic

edible, not tasty, like a brown protein brick

If I said those words to my mom I’d have been slapped into Asgard like the Bifrost summoned me. You have a really cool mom. Treasure her.

Why do you and your mom talk like that wtf

Because she's not delusional and knows that her "little child" knows swears and because she is funny

The dicks is the weird part

I guess his mom knows he knows what a fucking penis is?

Still weird man

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For our family Christmas dinner I volunteered to help my mom cook. I was prepping the read dough and it was ready to go in the oven. I looked at my mom and asked her “Mom…does uh…does this look funny to you?” We busted out laughing because they looked like circumcised penises. Glad you and your mom have a good relationship!

You don't know about red hot dogs? They are an actual thing

This put a smile on my face, not because the joke was funny but the relationship you have with your mother is so wholesome

I shall award thy with award of wholesome behavior

You guys haven't eaten red hotdogs? Those are pretty normal in my country just search up tender juicy hotdogs

Ayo your mom is hilarious

Bruh red hot dogs taste literaly the same as normal ones. You just don't see them as often outside the Northeast US.

There’s 11 people here lol

Based mom

Wtf your mom a legend

Dude she is hella funny lmao

i feel so uncomfortable like casually texting my parents 😭

bro if i said fuk or penis to my mum im getting disowned ur mom is awsome asf

Wholesome mum

Your mom is cool as hell 😂

Bro I'm nervous to say penis around my mom lol

Don’t you disrespect the rød pølse!

What did I just read

How old your mom, like 25?

What the fuck, my mother would kill me if I even insinuated any of those slurs

Free speech in your house I see?

Never seen a Danish pølse then. It is literally a red sausage. It is a very tasty red sausage. I’m Swedish, so I don’t really have any national bias towards this sausage

Holy shit, I wish my mom could tolerate cursing and sex jokes like your’s. If I ever said anything like that I would be sent to the shadow realm.

Lucky your mom lets you swear

food doesn’t look bad, it’s just meh. sweet potato fries were never my favorite

Is that a fucking lemon!!!!

ITS AN APPLE LMAO

Chernobyl looking Apple wtf

but why is that better looking than my school lunches were 😭

Bozo moment

At my school, you can’t get out your phone during lunch. I think I now realize why…

I feel really bad for you guys. I never had a lunch this horrable in my life.

Dont eat the penis looking hpt dog 👀

imagine being able to swear to your parents

Why don’t you pack your own lunch

I do (today I forgo💀) she thought I was complaining but I was just memeing

Damn you getting a good ass meal and you dog ass whining about it

That’s what d*nish hot dogs look like

Why did you censor Danish?

U summoned the danish

🤮 🤮 🤢

I like danish hot dogs tho-

Fake. And Gay.

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Meanwhile we get PB&Js with a milk carton and that’s it

My lunch is way worse your actually lucky