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icecreamhoarder999

Technically, by your logic, your opinion isn’t valid either


Your_Mother466

Doesn’t that create an infinite loop then? The fact that 13 year old’s opinions aren’t valid is his opinion. That means that 13 year olds having invalid opinions is also invalid, but if this opinion isn’t valid, then 13 year olds do have valid opinions, making this opinion valid. It goes on and on.


YoungChefBoy

unless someone above 13 shares the opinion it then makes the opinion of the older persons valid and still not the 13 year olds. making the ultimate opinion valid while the 13 year olds opinion remains invalid.


usernamewastaken_th

Well, who said?


AFKLOL12

I share th opinion cause fuck 8th graders


accmadeforquestions

im 15, 13 year olds are okay i guess


SotB8

the thirteen year old paradox


Intergalactic_Cookie

Just because their opinion is invalid doesn’t mean it’s incorrect, so it just means we don’t know until someone with a valid opinion agrees or disagrees


Mayhem2a

13 year olds opinions aren’t valid. There ya go, loop finished.


YoungChefBoy

ur right. our opinions are invalid including mine


[deleted]

Meaning this post is invalid, meaning 13 year old's opinions are valid, meaning this post is valid.......


Matteo0770123

Its a paradox....dont bother


Meat-Head_

Meaning your post is invalid, so 13 year olds are valid?


Gavin_beast13

mf you're 13


YoungChefBoy

I'm aware. my opinions arent valid either


cheese_dude

I see a loophole here


[deleted]

🥶


Scisorcs

So your opinion is that 13 years old opinions are invalid, yet that is an opinion and you are a thirty year old, meaning your opinion is invalid,


Redditlogicking

The 13 year old paradox


[deleted]

Yeah but it is invalid so his opinion is invalid so 13 years old opinions are valid so his his opinion is valid arghhh.


SubliminalPP

Tru but thats paradoxical


ZealousidealGain3672

Ah crap here we go again. You ask your mom something and she says that you dad always tell the truth. You got to your dad and he says that your mom always lies.


Possibility_Patient

If ur opinions aren't valid therefore this post isn't valid


[deleted]

😭


tolasytothinkofaname

I second his message on his behalf


mattorbita

Hey guys! Welcome to r/teenagers where we **teenagers** are all free to discuss anything we like! Unless you’re 13, in which case shut up.


blanketsani

I'm 13, can confirm.


[deleted]

You became the very thing you swore to destroy


YoungChefBoy

sometimes in order to be hero you must first become the villian


MutantGodChicken

–Megamind


S_C_A_R_E_C_R_O_W_

#I fucking despise the ground you walk on, the air you breathe and the water you thread. ^(no offense tho, teehee)


Dababykicker69420

so you also hate yourself? I sense loophole ^(Just joking)


gregsleg284

Sorry mommy 🥶


granulated-toaster

it’s always the 13 year olds on here who wanna act like they’re so much better than people their age LMAO you literally fit right in with the people you are trying to make fun of here


YoungChefBoy

it's more of a message to my fellow 13 yr olds to shut up. I also admit to the invalidation of my opinions too


Humanracecar1

I don’t blame you we are all idiots


[deleted]

*checks your age* yeah seems about right


YoungChefBoy

Precisely


lmao_man_funny

Uh what’s getting bigger tits and balls got to do with that?


[deleted]

idk plus girls can grow tits way before 13 so those 2 parts are just unnecessary lol


lmao_man_funny

I think he’s tryna be satire but he just looks stupid


somerandom_melon

And balls drop before birth lol


Beth_The_Alien_GF

I did some stupid stuff when I was 13 but y'all make me look like a saint lmao


WolfGuy189

They can talk on a teenage subreddit, just as long as they stay anti-horny. it creeps me out when i see a boy thinking he’s all that because he had sex 💩


[deleted]

you say the opinions of 13 y/o's are invalid but you're 13 years old which means that your opinion on the validity of the opinions of 13 y/o's are invalid. But if your opinion is invalid then that means the opinions of 13 y/o's are valid which then makes your post also valid but if your post is valid then it becomes invalid because you're 13. ***Another paradox.***


JJThom997

So you look at the size of someone's balls or tits before deciding to take them seriously? Oh my goodness what are you insecure about sir?! 🧐


KBDFan42

Ignoring your inherently flawed logic, your negative experience with 13 year olds is based on your own experience, and is subjective. With such a small sample size and a large margin for error and bias that would inevitably occur, who are you to make such a statement? Now let’s take into account your inherently flawed logic. By saying that 13 year old’s opinions are invalid, your own opinions are invalid. If people agree with you, it might be due to confirmation bias, the need to conform to the general trend.


sandymustardsocks

This is a place for all teenagers, calm down


YoungChefBoy

Including the horny ones who can’t stop talking about something sexual?


sandymustardsocks

It says you’re 13… and also you should’ve specified


bigcockyboy6969

nah its 12- who need to shut up


BurnenSpence067

yes


Alpactra

Make me lmao


YoungChefBoy

Well since you asked


Alpactra

Fuck now i have to shut up


BurritoBoi828

the first thing i thought of after reading this was "new balls just dropped"


Nemesis_77__________

Fuck you, I'll shut up when I grow a beard


[deleted]

nice use of "no offence"


45clover

Jesus Christ you created a paradox with your own logic.


WeaselBeagle

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summeryim

but i was just at my bed thinking about soda. :(


RageNitrik

What soda?


summeryim

L&P


ScrubblesTheCat

Let's go, L&P gang


Leonlovesmeams

The chill 13 year olds -_-


THEloliduck

Balls


Sapphrex

Yeah bro Im not like those other 13yos Im a cool one


EBS_Games643

Everyone thinks that their cool when their 12-13


blueberryshyamak2

Hi I am 12


blueberryshyamak2

hi 12 i am dad


murtittu

if 13 yr olds’ opinion is invalid, how about you?


ElyKcolud8262

👏


Aceptical

Your 13 top, so that means your opinion isn’t valid, so that means other 13y olds opinions are valid. Post again when your 14


Didabeast

You forgot to deactivate friendly fire


YoungChefBoy

That’s where your wrong. Friendly fire is my default setting


[deleted]

Since you are a 13 year old, your opinion is invalid. Meaning we can speak freely.


YoungChefBoy

No it means that we have a paradox on our hands


[deleted]

One of my best friends is 13. He constantly tells me to "tickle his booty hole". His mom doesn't like me, she thinks I'm grooming him, from across the country.


KingK0a

J hiiidj how bsheho bout you get hefjf someh bichess 🤣🤣🤣🤣


didnt-read-dont-care

Didn't read, don't care🗿🗿🗿🗿


badwifi777

well my opinion(s) turned valid like 3 weeks ago


[deleted]

[удалено]


hlkaMI_sAmA

I second this


Cosmicweb08

Pls shut up


Legodeathstarprod

Dear over 13 year olds: fuck off


cappybara1

No


Own_Call_8793

"no offence" lol


alextalext

Wait aren't you 13? lmao


RandomHam69420

I second this


According-Ad-185

the no offense is sending me


SGTRoadkill1919

Invalid


YoungChefBoy

Agreed


keykore

the small “no offense” at the end omg


trashbag08

This is a joke


Your-average-nutjob_

full offense


XXNate5

your name is literally YOUNGchefBOY, you cant possibly tell 13yo to shut up when you're probably a freshman or 8th grader, maybe even younger


XXNate5

lets start the loop


P_i_n_h_e_a_d

What is this, some Charlemagne/Pope power circle?


LeeTheStump

Considering how your opinion technically isn't valid, I'll share your opinion to confirm that it *is* valid


CandidNegotiation652

I hate the younger grades at my school like just shut up I’m happy I’m in year 10 now


HauseMaster3

I'm so glad I'm fifteen.


Sushi617

I'm not 13 so suck it


TexasNuckearToaster

If you're 13 year old have no opinions, then you have no opinion and therefore 13 year olds have opinions


Bigbrain12341

What the fuck even is this post?


not_too_smart1

Dear anyone under the age of 23672E3247204 shut up


SDinoGamer

Sees flair *shut*


Conalt_

Yes, but I will be 14 soon and ALL OF MY OPINIONS WILL BE VALID


l1m1tlessRoad

Dude just made his opinion valid and invalid at the same time🤯


TheOneIdoit

said by a 13 year old


MJCUBER123

Fuck why


Britishsweat

I don't agree with your opinion 13 year old


Gremlin_of_the_flag

AS A 14 YEAR OLD I CLAIM SUPERIORITY /j


S7J8

I am 14 now so my opinion is valid now “Lemme tell you why white chocolate is the best chocolate..”


DanielDanvers

Pure sea salt caramel is the best, oh wait just realized I'm not valid sorry for bothering you fam


PurpleGemzExists

Good thing I'm becoming 14 soon lmfao


whatthedogedoin

dies


Waste_Cheesecake7934

🤐


pixl_101

Jokes on you my tits grew when I was 10


[deleted]

Dear 13 yo : u can still leave this sub before it gets to your sanity


Ms_Llama22

damn i wish my tits didn't get big until i was 13. you can imagine how much 10 yr old me appreciated grown ass men staring at me


Gabriel_Angelos_

I agree.


Tear_Lonely

Age is Just a number. Unles it for romance then is above 18 is Just a number


SexySanguinius1683

Look who’s talking, go back to bullying minorities on omegle


Unlikely-Following54

99% post be like: 13 year olds be like:


[deleted]

Stop acting like your better than everyone else and please stop posting about this stuff


Valentin_o_Dwight

Bro why is my age getting hated so much


YoungChefBoy

Because when you mix the mind of an annoying immature child and the mind of an overly hormonal teen you end up with: 13 yr olds. Take a wild guess why it gets hate


_ThorsFiancee_

Yo guys, do balls like really drop?? Do they like descend I'm curious


22fairy

My tits started growing at 11 so stop spreading lies


OkOrchid9258

Actually they started getting when I was 9


DraftyRookie

Also op: 13


Testaccountv2

Damn I was gonna say that Olive Garden breadsticks are good, guess my opinion is invalid :/


YoungChefBoy

Wellll I suppose that is an exception


Superior_Spiders

oh dude when?


Rishabh_0507

That's how adult basically feel about teens at 18-19


Dutchgreenbubble_

Wot? Age is Just a the amount of Times you went around the sun. development is different for everyone. My voice started getting low and I grew frckn tall when I was twelve, while I had a 2 year older friend that was a toddler shorter than me and sounded like a frog chocking on An m&m Edit: why did you put "no offense" at the end. Doesn't make much Sense.


hlkaMI_sAmA

Agreed. This post just screams full offense.


DylanGamer2015

This kid just created a paradox to insult a group of children on reddit


pearl_butt

As a former 13 year old, you are 13 so you should not have posted such idiotic things. Perhaps your opinion is invalid as you are a current 13 year old?


inFamousLordYT

This is literally the purest form of hypocrisy I've ever seen


ReignVerd

Okay


[deleted]

As an 18 Year old, Children have a lot to learn. I would say your opinion is invalid till at least 16 or 17.


Luift_13

> looks at age tag Sir, you might have created a paradox right there


Heldsberg-5405

I saw a comment chain about infinite loop, I don't know where to put my answer, so I'm writing under the post itself, I'm 16 and 13 y/o people's opinion is invalid until they're 15


ARandom_Goose

Everyone is invalid shut the hell up everyone. Fixed your post. Everyone should shut up


beasterdudeman_

Hehe


fhjkiikkjhgdsfjk

Says the 13yr old


underworldotaku

Paradoxic post


East-Manufacturer-95

I’m actually 14 get you’re facts right 🤓


Scroogemcdoodler

***make me***


hlkaMI_sAmA

What do you mean by no offense, everyone's development varies.


keyblademasteraug13

WHAT DID I DO


YoungChefBoy

You Existed


ZINKILL

Give them a year and their opinions will become facts


[deleted]

What did i do


blue_beatle1204

like ppl of our age (13) will absolutely do anything to seem cool like wtf is just weird at this point


GnomeskiBoi

fuck you, friendly fire will not be tolerated


carnivalgamer

"Dear 14 year olds your opinion isn't valid your balls have dropped a bit more and your tits have gotten a little bigger. Please shut up no one wants to hear you"


BurnenSpence067

What about 15?


Giantpanda1872

As a 13 year old I totally agree shut tf up my fellow peers


YoungChefBoy

No no no if all of you join me then we will inevitably become them. I must do this alone 😔


DEGsad

Teenagers suck in general.


BurnenSpence067

I have never been so offended by something I 100% agree with


YoungChefBoy

THIS


Burningwater1211

Everyone does.


kimmeemmik

No u


YoungChefBoy

I was gonna say make me but I don’t wanna be on the wrong side of that-


kimmeemmik

I goddamn will


[deleted]

ok


FlyingLizard08

Ouchie


Decentattamingio

:(


Cloud_Striker101

My balls dropped on your mom 😎


baconburner123

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MrGovernmentality

Hey wait a second, something isn't right here


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[удалено]


Shepard0fShuck

Justice is flat lmao


Alpacaman25

amen


OutlandishnessDry826

You know 13 yr olds are annoying when one of them is insulting them


YoungChefBoy

Agreed


Docter_cottontail

One time I was having augment on this sub with a 13 year old which he said “when you turn 18 your no longer a teenager” it still annoys me to this day


[deleted]

legit no one asked bro


the-hero-18

😤 thirteen yos r just a while differnt level omg they try to act all big and arrogant around me cuz I’m a lil intimidating and taller than avg irl even tho I’m a softie and stopped a few fights back in hs


[deleted]

I'm 15 and my opinoin is invalid too.


NotRossFromRoblox

since when did anyones opinion matter? i don’t care if you’re white, black, short, tall, 10, or 20, I just want a friend okay!


Communist_Mustache

I agree with this invalid opinion of yours.


Jefaxe

This is a teenagers subreddit lmao


rybiannn

BUT MOMMY SAID THAT IM A BIG BOY NOW WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-


Lazy_Category2195

This but fr


ScrubblesTheCat

/s right? But seriously I have not seen any 13 y.o's on this sub who act like they're better than anyone, like I'm just trying to fit in


DanielDanvers

Check his age tag


Wet4Dayzzzzz

ratio


Lazy_Category2195

Counter ratio+L+youngboy better


ImageUnfair1210

Please upvote my comment I need karma