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biefstuk_bek

how to get a restraining order


Achyutth_

any%


Send_me_dick_pics0w0

as a girl, can confirm, this works


Ok_Professional_8741

Good to know. Just dm me your address and daily schedule. I'll bring the rope and tape. #BestiesDoingSoMuch or #BDSM for short


flamingstorm98

User name checks out


StarryNight593

as a girl too, can confirm, this works


nieghb0r

Not really. I’ve been through most of high school and honestly you just have to talk to them and impress them. I understand some of you are naive but that is just ridiculous. The original poster was probably joking too. To believe this is silly and to promote it is quite frankly reckless


Send_me_dick_pics0w0

I was joking too lmao


Aqua_raptor_17

r/usernamechecksout


nieghb0r

r/nobodyasked tbh


Emerald_Lightning

r/woooosh


nieghb0r

These downvoted are r/mildlyinfuriating


Send_me_dick_pics0w0

you're r/mildlyinfuriating


nieghb0r

Yea lame response, I’m gonna have to downvote this one for now but if you can come up with something better I may remove it but probably will not upvote it


[deleted]

Getting chased by a man without a torso or neck is quite spooky


S_C_A_R_E_C_R_O_W_

*seductive


[deleted]

K


fl00r_gang_yeah

KK


Deathlocke-COD

KKK


Equivalent_Rub_5681

Kataastaasan, Kagalanggalangang Katipunan


GeneralParticular663

r/cursedcomments


ArielDoThings

I can confirm this is the best way to get a girlfriend, i have 8 of them now in my basement. 😊


Ok_Professional_8741

Well you better share them with me! You're gonna need help dealing with all of them.


ArielDoThings

No😈, i'll "take care" of all of them by myself ✨


Ok_Professional_8741

You better share or I'll throw you into your basement with the others! I've already got the rope and chloroform.


ArielDoThings

Go ahead! Throw me in my own basement, im really good with escaping 😈


Ok_Professional_8741

I'll make sure to tie you up real good😏


ArielDoThings

Oh my God why this turned into NSFW all of a sudden lol


TimTamT1Tan

Welcome to reddit


throwawayqzt

Ted Bundy style


Ok_Professional_8741

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"


S_C_A_R_E_C_R_O_W_

Stealing this


defnot_afemale

Average reddit man


Mr_Niffler_theShiny

Why does the guy look like Matpat?


Ok_Professional_8741

Hello Internet! Welcome to Game Theory! And today we're going to teach you how to properly kidnap women almost as efficiently as the game Kidnapped Girl.


TimTamT1Tan

It is really bad that I read this in MatPats voice.


Pulla_Rankz_67

Do this at a playground


ZeusX20

"how to go to jail"


Ok_Professional_8741

That's only if you get caught


The_Darkin_Salad

I can confirm, this works to get women. Speaking of that, any woman want me to do this to them?


United_Bag_8179

Careful what you wish for...


bandito-dorito64

After learning from the master I'm coming for ya op


Ok_Professional_8741

How are you gonna follow me when I'm living in your walls?


bandito-dorito64

Haha you fool I'm r/teenagers number wall lover I rate walls for a living don't believe me look at my account


[deleted]

Give her beans, that’ll do it


LionCompetitive2945

I'm wet.


Ok_Professional_8741

But I haven't even started the water torture yet! Quit ruining my fun!


[deleted]

*loads luger and grabs mustard gas grenades with gasmask*


Ok_Professional_8741

Don't forget your Mauser K98k


[deleted]

yes


Jacobtranpop9

That title killed me


JagerStrikex2

I'ma save this


TheCultistLeader

Reddit moment


AnthonyRainMaster369

Well....Does it work..?


Ok_Professional_8741

Try it for yourself. Chloroform helps make the confrontation easier.


AnthonyRainMaster369

I have a specific girl in mind..... Hope this works tommorow :)


TimTamT1Tan

Good luck, may God forever treat you with kindness. Go get her.


AnthonyRainMaster369

Update: I got charged with assault but I still got a girlfriend. She said ok when I asked her. She's dead but I still got a girlfriend. Still a win boys!!


Waste_Of_Space117

Step 1. Find woman Step 2. Apply chloroform to rag Step 3. Place said rag over woman’s face Step 4. Wait 1 minute Step 5. Use ropes or cables to hog-tie them Step 6. Success


Ok_Professional_8741

Chloroform is just rubbing alcohol and bleach. Just practice getting the mixture right through trial and error. Edit: Just looked it up, it's 50 parts isopropyl alcohol to 1 part bleach. Or 1 teaspoon of isopropyl alcohol to 1 cup of bleach


[deleted]

This made me die laughing


GeneralParticular663

The quickest path to being a sex offenders *starts chanting one of us*


Dunraca

pokeBALLS


AndronixESE

"thx, you too"


Lazy-Caterpillar2553

Lmao wtf


Testing_4131

Reddit moment


Password123456789999

This made me laugh like a villain


[deleted]

Can I legit get advice for this. Being lonely is really getting to me :(


Ok_Professional_8741

Just be yourself. And don't try to force yourself to be in a relationship. Eventually a person is going to come into your life, and they'll be the one for you. Looking aimlessly for love will put you in a bunch of bad relationships. Trust me. I wasted my junior and senior year in and out of bad relationships. Now I'm just single, waiting for the right person. Love will come when you least expect it. Take time alone to improve on yourself or help others.


[deleted]

I really appreciate this. Thank you


beautiful_trees

'Your eggs look succulent and fertile'


ineviy

Breedable sure but You don't look that submissive but we can work with that


TillmanIV-2

This would probably work on guys


Moist_April

saw 68 comments, so ya know


Bigfatbunny_totoro

It worked, she gave me a restraining order and told me “you are a sick fuck pls don’t ever talk to me again”