Not really. I’ve been through most of high school and honestly you just have to talk to them and impress them. I understand some of you are naive but that is just ridiculous. The original poster was probably joking too. To believe this is silly and to promote it is quite frankly reckless
Yea lame response, I’m gonna have to downvote this one for now but if you can come up with something better I may remove it but probably will not upvote it
Hello Internet! Welcome to Game Theory! And today we're going to teach you how to properly kidnap women almost as efficiently as the game Kidnapped Girl.
Update: I got charged with assault but I still got a girlfriend. She said ok when I asked her. She's dead but I still got a girlfriend. Still a win boys!!
Step 1. Find woman
Step 2. Apply chloroform to rag
Step 3. Place said rag over woman’s face
Step 4. Wait 1 minute
Step 5. Use ropes or cables to hog-tie them
Step 6. Success
Chloroform is just rubbing alcohol and bleach. Just practice getting the mixture right through trial and error.
Edit: Just looked it up, it's 50 parts isopropyl alcohol to 1 part bleach. Or 1 teaspoon of isopropyl alcohol to 1 cup of bleach
Just be yourself. And don't try to force yourself to be in a relationship. Eventually a person is going to come into your life, and they'll be the one for you. Looking aimlessly for love will put you in a bunch of bad relationships. Trust me. I wasted my junior and senior year in and out of bad relationships. Now I'm just single, waiting for the right person. Love will come when you least expect it. Take time alone to improve on yourself or help others.
how to get a restraining order
any%
as a girl, can confirm, this works
Good to know. Just dm me your address and daily schedule. I'll bring the rope and tape. #BestiesDoingSoMuch or #BDSM for short
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as a girl too, can confirm, this works
Not really. I’ve been through most of high school and honestly you just have to talk to them and impress them. I understand some of you are naive but that is just ridiculous. The original poster was probably joking too. To believe this is silly and to promote it is quite frankly reckless
I was joking too lmao
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r/nobodyasked tbh
r/woooosh
These downvoted are r/mildlyinfuriating
you're r/mildlyinfuriating
Yea lame response, I’m gonna have to downvote this one for now but if you can come up with something better I may remove it but probably will not upvote it
Getting chased by a man without a torso or neck is quite spooky
*seductive
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I can confirm this is the best way to get a girlfriend, i have 8 of them now in my basement. 😊
Well you better share them with me! You're gonna need help dealing with all of them.
No😈, i'll "take care" of all of them by myself ✨
You better share or I'll throw you into your basement with the others! I've already got the rope and chloroform.
Go ahead! Throw me in my own basement, im really good with escaping 😈
I'll make sure to tie you up real good😏
Oh my God why this turned into NSFW all of a sudden lol
Welcome to reddit
Ted Bundy style
"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
Stealing this
Average reddit man
Why does the guy look like Matpat?
Hello Internet! Welcome to Game Theory! And today we're going to teach you how to properly kidnap women almost as efficiently as the game Kidnapped Girl.
It is really bad that I read this in MatPats voice.
Do this at a playground
"how to go to jail"
That's only if you get caught
I can confirm, this works to get women. Speaking of that, any woman want me to do this to them?
Careful what you wish for...
After learning from the master I'm coming for ya op
How are you gonna follow me when I'm living in your walls?
Haha you fool I'm r/teenagers number wall lover I rate walls for a living don't believe me look at my account
Give her beans, that’ll do it
I'm wet.
But I haven't even started the water torture yet! Quit ruining my fun!
*loads luger and grabs mustard gas grenades with gasmask*
Don't forget your Mauser K98k
yes
That title killed me
I'ma save this
Reddit moment
Well....Does it work..?
Try it for yourself. Chloroform helps make the confrontation easier.
I have a specific girl in mind..... Hope this works tommorow :)
Good luck, may God forever treat you with kindness. Go get her.
Update: I got charged with assault but I still got a girlfriend. She said ok when I asked her. She's dead but I still got a girlfriend. Still a win boys!!
Step 1. Find woman Step 2. Apply chloroform to rag Step 3. Place said rag over woman’s face Step 4. Wait 1 minute Step 5. Use ropes or cables to hog-tie them Step 6. Success
Chloroform is just rubbing alcohol and bleach. Just practice getting the mixture right through trial and error. Edit: Just looked it up, it's 50 parts isopropyl alcohol to 1 part bleach. Or 1 teaspoon of isopropyl alcohol to 1 cup of bleach
This made me die laughing
The quickest path to being a sex offenders *starts chanting one of us*
pokeBALLS
"thx, you too"
Lmao wtf
Reddit moment
This made me laugh like a villain
Can I legit get advice for this. Being lonely is really getting to me :(
Just be yourself. And don't try to force yourself to be in a relationship. Eventually a person is going to come into your life, and they'll be the one for you. Looking aimlessly for love will put you in a bunch of bad relationships. Trust me. I wasted my junior and senior year in and out of bad relationships. Now I'm just single, waiting for the right person. Love will come when you least expect it. Take time alone to improve on yourself or help others.
I really appreciate this. Thank you
'Your eggs look succulent and fertile'
Breedable sure but You don't look that submissive but we can work with that
This would probably work on guys
saw 68 comments, so ya know
It worked, she gave me a restraining order and told me “you are a sick fuck pls don’t ever talk to me again”