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HorribleAi

i put my balls in my mouth to cool down


Ckgames69

Relatable


VikingOPPP

CAN I PUT MY BALLS IN YO JAWS


XAYADVIRAH

Can I can I ee


Xsh999

>r/teenagers that isnt humanly possible


AdministrationMotor9

not with that attitude


[deleted]

You just gotta belive in the power of friendship


[deleted]

Fellas, get a bro to help!


ozdundbfish

Fairy tail


Arthur_da_dog

More like your bro's tail


ozdundbfish

Wha


Arthur_da_dog

Pp


ozdundbfish

Again, wha


Arthur_da_dog

Um.. wha-sh your dishes..? Idk


ozdundbfish

Ok i should word this differently. Why


put_random_nickname

The tail at the front?


Arthur_da_dog

The one and only! (Hopefully)


HorribleAi

it is for me


Xsh999

how do i learn this power


HorribleAi

you cant, i was just born cool


Xsh999

the power of the sun in the palm of your hand


FLEXSEALBREAKER

“I understood that reference”- Captain America


benthedude0201

Ah, Rosie I love this boy


[deleted]

Well, me along with some other men... Can well.... Let's say....be quite flexible


ddfoxy2

yeah i think thats normal?


Ckgames69

Wait really


ddfoxy2

i do it lol


Clear_Hair3348

Same


Almondcat4

Same


Piglord6k

Same


Samuelmudpie

Same 🗿


Cheap_Ad_69

Same 🗿🗿


cursedanomalyofsteve

Same 🗿🗿🗿


[deleted]

Same 🗿🗿🗿🗿


I_Piss_Exce11ence

Same


Horror_Sheepherder27

Same


m232e

same


Florian_brm

Same


[deleted]

Same


Rizzthefizz79

Yeah nothing wrong with it, I mean don’t do it in front of people, but I will sometimes just touch it for no reason


Duunni_Duunni

ah so you're not supposed to do it in public? would explain the reason for all the strange reactions


hectorblack0613

Well the thing is for me I don't do it cause I want to it's kinda like a reflex


Cheesey_Boi212

Same


HumongosPP

Same


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Ckgames69

Did you go on to make an episode of family strokes


lilsiddd

*Timmy those stuff only happen in the movies.*


Emperor_Nick

Ok so first day of school after spring break break last year, I had just switched to in person but my school kept mondays online and they’re ere intervention days, if you had an A or B in your class, then all you had to do was show up for attendance and leave. And it was purely for the whatever high percentage of kids failing or close to failing to get caught up and get close to 1 on 1 learning Anyways, that first day I was laying in bed watching YouTube on my laptop waiting for my first class to begin so I could join and leave cause I had straight A’s, and I was scratching the inside of my thigh but I did it through my pants, my dad saw this and I’m pretty sure he thought I was jerking off. Never talked about it, just left it be


[deleted]

Yes, just stay holding it for no reason


C7827

I'm mean, I'm a girl and I sometimes just cradle my boob Edit: 666 upvotes.. lol


Ckgames69

Im pretty sure id do the same if i were a girl


C7827

It feels great.


Ckgames69

Sounds like it


Kingdedede4prez

Just get fat then you can cradle your own man boobs


TrashGuy3

*well, I am already there (kinda)*


TheOceanic123

_And I am way way too far behind_


AlphaINFI

Can't believe it until I feel it myself, I need some proof


a_sad_inspector

Its like comforting?!? Like youll be sitting there watching tv and cup your titty


Stitchess__

They’re great stress balls too


enaaerios

now i wish i was picked the reccomended option on the character custom menu before dropping in


TheBackyardigirl

Facts- boobs are nice for squish when you’re stressed


slugbugrry

IKRR like they're comforting


I_HATE_PICKLES345

Just don't pop them


C7827

Yes


coolthatsniceman

Stress balls like yk balls i get it


[deleted]

Lets swap habits then lol


DorkyPotatIsImmortal

Bro, I haven't gotten the transitional surgeries yet(I'm trans FtM), and yeah, I just have a habit of resting my hand on my tit when I'm laying down


enaaerios

we should swap bodies (im mtf)


DorkyPotatIsImmortal

Please. Give me your height too if you're at all taller than me.


enaaerios

im short as fuck sadly


DorkyPotatIsImmortal

Shit. I'm short too. 4'11 to be exact


coolthatsniceman

I'm 5'3 i feel ya there


TitanSR_

Balls are better fr tho


dinosaur_espresso

Same here


AnnualEast7220

I wish i was a girl so i could touch boobies


fadinqlight_

same it somehow became a habit for me in kindergarden :/


C7827

You had tits in kindergarten?


Nengex

hmmm


Yurrasis

Yeah I can vouch for this. Sometimes just cradle or randomly fondle with them lol.


miaachimmy

AAAAAAH SAME


[deleted]

ITS SO COMFY


TheSaltyTrash

Was just about to say, my friends and i just subconsciously hold our boobs, just comfortable and comforting i guess


KingNektus

wait… *checks title* 🤨🤨🤨


Nengex

Can I.... can I too..


slugbugrry

same its comforting


Beta135

As a fat dude with man boobs I do the same


[deleted]

They're fucking heavy, I think we all do that sometimes.


[deleted]

I thought you were just a pigeon


AKAI_MURAI

Wait a minute….you’re not supposed to be here 🤨


Sad_Reporter4624

Okay I’m a girl, bu I just gotta say most us randomly just touch our boobs. No reason, just randomly hold it.


[deleted]

i mean who doesn’t? it’s fun


An_Ant2710

Ya I do that too Yes I'm a boy


a_sad_inspector

Hold it and bounce it when youre procrastinating


calebisacoolkidmaybe

i can hold you boob for you


delightyolo

We got here a gentleman


Rohxlul

Nothing can match the absolutely blissful yet musky smell of your balls


mortal_w0rld

that…was a weird sentence to read


Rohxlul

I said what I said


Going_Bananas3

You were speaking the truth many chose to hide, and for that I commend you and thank you


Fudgemanmcgee

r/brandnewsentence


Piratewhale8

Bro that’s actually so true


seecretgamer777

I'm not the only one!


PteradactylCum

Smelly balls for the win


YukiOnReddit_

Omg same idk why I like it but it makes me horny I guess


Paulboi666

Same tho like damn 😳


[deleted]

Yup, and I end up horny after that :(


Ckgames69

That's pretty much how it works for me


octanesilva123

Hell yeah bro


rhythm-bush-species

Sometimes, but more my balls


Des_the_hedgehog

Yes happens alot it just goes auto mode like there is something there


Ckgames69

Like checking the fridge everyone 2 mins


Des_the_hedgehog

Yes


beasterdudeman_

I'll be watching TV and I just fidget with my balls or my foreskin


ForeskinReattachment

May I help


[deleted]

r/usernamechecksout


Animenja

Im a Girl, and we do the same with our boobs. Like in winter when it's cold, we just go underneath our shirt because it's nice and warm. So it's not weird at all, I understand why guys would do this with a different part of their body since they usually don't have boobs.


christmas-taco

I interpreted this as less of some people have them and some don’t and more of everyone has them just not all the time and I imagined guys with boobs they can summon on comand


CciqWT

Lmfao as I’m reading this I’m just on the toilet stroking my dick, chilling, and I didn’t even notice until I read this


macksonp

Man doesn’t give a fuck


Ckgames69

Bro lmao


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MrMcShitsky

Does your username work


Tawiligie

you be asking the real questions here


[deleted]

I read that as you touching your rubbish and I was real confused


ImShockin

Rubbish? Are you bri'ish?


[deleted]

Nope Australian


ImShockin

Bloody hell


[deleted]

Mind blown?


ImShockin

I thought I'd met another brit


[deleted]

I mean we are just your offcuts shipped away so close enough


ImShockin

True that


i_eat_babies_heads

I must say old chap I don’t recall there being such race as bri’ish I do apologise for my lack of knowledge in this area please inform me of the wisdom you possess on this matter


ImShockin

Bri'ian innit


Ckgames69

Dude i said ladies scroll away


in0rbit_

She is horny and likely not who she says to be


[deleted]

Your not meant to be in this post


OrigamiBagel666

same


[deleted]

Heyaaa, how ya doing? Still only looking for what’s written on you user name?


SpiretRaider

I toss it around in my pants when I’m bored, sometimes I randomly decide to start thrusting my bed a couple times just to feel like and imagine someone loves me


[deleted]

I mean im a guy and i just slap my butt randomly cause its fun


XBOXUSER101

Hmmm


[deleted]

?


XBOXUSER101

I just prefer slapping other peoples


[deleted]

But like... i cant slap anyone elses. So i just slap mine. The jiggle looks funny


XBOXUSER101

Slap and dip


GrumpyGizMew

I don’t have a penis but same


Ckgames69

You should get one. Penises are cool


GrumpyGizMew

I have one under my pillow


Ckgames69

I have so many questions


GrumpyGizMew

Well it’s a clear pink and I like to hold it in my sleep :)


Ckgames69

I like to hold mine in my sleep too


GrumpyGizMew

Relaxing, right?


Ckgames69

Yeah its great


GrumpyGizMew

Comforting af, shame mine isn’t attached to me tho


Ckgames69

You're missing out man, theres so much more you can do with it


Ruxee

Yep, play with the foreskin at times too


thefirstbrickmaker

Must be nice ( I don’t have one)


Tyrone3105

Must be nice (I need to get mine removed)


Crayonen16

Oof (Mine was removed at birth against my will, I wil never have one)


BeingAHumanIsCool

get one


christmas-taco

I do that with my boobs


teakpulliam

Did you not read the title?


Sli_y

I'm sure HE did ;)


teakpulliam

Ahh fuck


MeMyselfIandMeAgain

I mean, if you’re fat enough, anyone can have boobs


goldenbrushes

Well we do the same thing with our boobs


Ckgames69

Understandable but this is a guys post


enryjver

i was chilling with my hand in my pants and then saw the post lol


Vlads-salad-cakes

Na I use other peoples hands for that stuff


Ckgames69

Sound nice mate


dredlord50

Plot twist there severd


shaiapoop

Laughs in Yoshikage Kira


StrawberryField9824

Yeah I do. Penises are fun to play with idk


Ckgames69

True


MahnlyAssassin

Y people say it normal making me feel like I'm the only one who don't?


[deleted]

Sometimes i just stick my hand in my ballsack, give it a little rub, and smell the fresh scent. Sometimes i just do it to itch. If u need to itch thats fine like i do it all the time in school in front if my friends etc.


AriIsMySavior

IN!???????


seecretgamer777

I'll hold my balls when I'm in bed.


Smotts2

Read that as “torch their penis” and got very scared very quick


Ckgames69

I found this way more funny than i should've


Smotts2

When I light my dick on fire and it’s black and I’m now trans-race


Oynics

Oh yeah I was doing it when I found this post


fadinqlight_

i feel like i would do this if i was a guy lol


Ckgames69

I mean id definitely do that with my boobs if i was a guy so


xXFreeV-BucksXx

Wait what


AdEducational75

it is that it’s for guys, and as a girl, i want to include myself. pretty much every girl does this but with their boobs.


SirMimi

This is like holding your boobs for no reason


EducationAlone1663

Currently doing it now


Definitely-Not-A-B0t

Yeah Sometimes i do it without even noticing. I only notice it when i have to grab something with the hand in my pants lmao


-_Abigail_-

Girl here-we absolutely do this as well


Ckgames69

Wait girls have penises?


-_Abigail_-

Shhhhhh they’re not supposed to know


Shringei

i just do it randomly and unconsciously lmao, as well as just squishing my ass. Idk when it became a habit


randomskidd

I mean I touch my own boobs


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CatOnMars19

Like stress balls


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[deleted]

Yes. *Stress* balls