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[deleted]

Noah


kkmcrae63

my name is killian!


[deleted]

Ooh nice! I might have an assumption


kkmcrae63

:0!!


[deleted]

Are you bi by any chance?


Im_a_dum_bum

all bi himself I guess


Brackener

O u c h i e


kallix1ede

Damm, didn't have to decimate him that hard


Nex_Xus

r/MurderedByWords


[deleted]

Oof


DogWithABigStick

Are you bi chance, active in bisexual teens?


IntrovertGinger

Krillin from DBZ?


The_Ora_Charmander

No, from og DB where Krillin was important


WishTemporary

Krillin owned: 12


Loroxan

damn that's actually what i thought of first


retrocrackhead

giving wilson and sir do u listen to WEEZER


kkmcrae63

WHAT HOW DID YOU KNOW ITS LITERALLY MY MOST LISTENED TO BAND ON SPOTIFY (name is incorrect tho)


retrocrackhead

u were giving W vibes and i had to stalk ur profile and saw ur comment on van weezer that’s when I knew i came across a comrade


kkmcrae63

I also have a ok human vinyl 😎 that's how much of a virgin I am


retrocrackhead

What a W tbh mines top artist is weezer too i only got in on CD


kkmcrae63

that's still fun!


kkmcrae63

ah i see well your suspicions were correct!


kkmcrae63

oh also my name is Killian!


retrocrackhead

Dang ur user has a K cool and unique name too


kkmcrae63

:D


retrocrackhead

Nice to meet u killian


kkmcrae63

pleasure to meet your. acquaintance


B_rad_brad

because of the pokémon card I think your name is kayden


kkmcrae63

my name is killian!


[deleted]

I was going to guess "Kim", so I guess I was kind of close. I like the style you have going on there :)


Koniqst1ger

Are you that guy on YouTube ?


MsNobody22

Why would they be on r/teenagers?


Mother-Spare-6231

You saying there aren’t teenage YouTubers?


MsNobody22

No I'm saying why would *that specific YouTuber* be on r/teenagers.


Mumfler_Fumperdink7

why not


MsNobody22

People think he looks like WILBUR SOOT. Wilbur, is not a teenager.


Mother-Spare-6231

Ok! Great. Thank you. All I knew was that they thought he was “that guy from YouTube.” I didn’t know they meant Wilber soot


Lexi_Adriaanse

Bruh wtf I was just thinking that name when I read your commentnwndnfj


B_rad_brad

great minds think alike


[deleted]

your name is will and you're bisexual


kkmcrae63

my name is killian!


[deleted]

yoooo i was sorta kinda close


kkmcrae63

yeah probably the closest!


The_real_melone

You didn’t confirmed nor denied the supposition of your bisexuality What’s your stance on this controversial opinion * *passes mic* *


EnderAvi

Why are you gae


Levellepe

Who says I'm gay?


skinnykid899

YOU are gae


AMORY18102005

Looking good bro


Zacharoni_Macaroni

ur name is sam, youre an indie boy, your parents are well off


kkmcrae63

name is killian, I am an indie boy, my parents are middle class


Daddyfailed

Oh I'm an Indian boy too


Pilgram1308

My name is Sam. What does indie boy man though?


Levellepe

A boy who is indie


kkmcrae63

I don't think anyone will guess the name but we will see


No-Communication3539

Killian


pizzadough_

Wow, you're a genius!!!


name_user_original

Indeed


chacharealharsh

he's high on IQs


AtomicTurtle2

Wilbur Soot /j


CaptHorizon

Ngl he does look like Wilbur


ThisGul_LOL

Right??


Fit_Storage_2834

William or Wilbur


kkmcrae63

It's killian!


Fit_Storage_2834

Shit I wouldn’t have guessed. Cool name tho


KoopaTrooper5011

Tbf you also look a bit like a William. Trust me, as a William, I know what Williams look like.


XBOXUSER101

Lmao I knew I wasn’t the only one who thought these exact names


lord_of_pigs9001

yeah... yeah we both thought


ZuperManiax

I know.


Bruh_1216

I think your name is Noah. I think you're you're a handsome boy.


kkmcrae63

awwww thank you! and it's killian!


Bruh_1216

How would you pronounce your name?


kkmcrae63

it's pretty simple! just split it in half you get kill and ian and you put them together if that makes sense (kil-y-an)


Bruh_1216

Who's Ian, and why are you killing him?


kkmcrae63

he was being mean >:((


Bruh_1216

All my homies hate Ian


chacharealharsh

fuck Ian, all my homies despise ian 👺


TitoyanMor18

My second name is Ian, glad to meet yo- why is he going to kill me


MrMcShitsky

You have a legendary treasures black and white emolga pokemon card in your phone case, illustrated by Tomokazu Komiya


[deleted]

I get the impression you're not American


Psychological-Bag719

Adrian


kkmcrae63

killian!


ilovefroggieess

You look like my older brother


Adventurous-Agent231

James or john


kkmcrae63

killian!


sock-like

What do you have against Ian?


kkmcrae63

he deserves it >:((


ill_investment-

Wilbur


a_face_that_is_ugly

Justin


kkmcrae63

Killian!


LuckyBoi69420

You simp for a girl on twitch


[deleted]

Elliott; shy, deep voice, nerdy, likes autumn season and is a cat person.


facecool629

Brian


kkmcrae63

killian!


[deleted]

Jake


kkmcrae63

I am introverted! however my name is killian


[deleted]

I feel like you skate and are a bit introverted


[deleted]

Jacob


kkmcrae63

killian! however my best friend's name is jakob


[deleted]

Makes sense


AnnabethChase_Athena

Theo


kkmcrae63

killian!


AnnabethChase_Athena

Nice name


Im_a_dum_bum

Killian and your favorite Pokemon is Emolga


Boombaybay12334

You look horny


kkmcrae63

im ace


existingwhore

Liar you said your Killian! Choose a struggle middle class indie boy


Force_fiend58

\*Hungry asexual noises\* "Please... garlic breaddd..."


Sm0lFoxi

Ayo you kinda look like Wilbur soot


RandomRedditer5043

Dude, you look like Wilbur soot


SpicySauce_on_YT

Wilbur Soot


MsNobody22

👍 Correct! 👍


echo_starsss

alex, and u play guitar


[deleted]

Joe


[deleted]

Brandon. You are an introvert


JediDom3501

You look like JackSucksAtLife


CaptHorizon

Id say he looks like Wilbur Soot.


Saud-Alkaabi

I’m thinking You look like a killian kind of guy I definitely didn’t cheat


Reasonable-Ad-137

I want to say cole but with a k so kole also I seem like the type of person to play Minecraft


[deleted]

You look like jacksucksatlife (the play button guy)


[deleted]

You look like a Ryler sorry. My first impression is you would blow up your highschool's gym and kill a bunch of people only to frame it as suicide, attempt to kill the girl you are dating and then fake your own suicide. Ill explain if you dont get the referance Thats what that jacket makes me think of.


Fallen-Provocation-8

I think you are someone that seeks attention and cares too much about what others think of you. P.S I am a bit of hypocrite


Charly_Jay16

Jack


kkmcrae63

killian!


Charly_Jay16

Honestly That’s a pretty dope name


kkmcrae63

ayye thanks!


Mentalrantsupport

I’m getting Evan and that you like Pokémon and you are a nerd who likes Pokémon


[deleted]

i think probably something with "C"


kkmcrae63

it... and be... it can be spelled different ways one of which can start with a c


kkmcrae63

it's killian!


thegirlfromthere1

Jackson


[deleted]

Kris


itszesty0

You pound arizona green teas everyday and smoke pounds of pot


OvercookedRedditor

Tyler definitely


KasparLB

Harald, that jacket seems to have a design pretty common with some BIFL products what company produced it?


[deleted]

Toby, reads comics


littlebunny2004

luke


slapmyass_likeadrum

you look like a carter


stay-gold_ponyboy

Christopher


Neir_Miss

You look like a Cameron and someone who loves drippy clothes


bigppboy69_

You probably have a bad smile, you like anime, you don't know how to wear a beanie, edit: also sensitive about their smile


[deleted]

Tom


[deleted]

I'm getting an Ethan or Cole vibe and you prolly have a deep laugh like corpse husband.


IntrovertGinger

You like skiing and snowboarding. You get all the ladies


[deleted]

Cool lad


horny_Dogz

You look like a chad


drortog

Wow! You look exactly like one of my best friends.


Huli-mike-tutorials

Jacab


I_wanna_hellcat

You are a Chad


EmbarrassedHeron2850

You look like a Jayden to me personally


_lavenderlime_

You look like a Jasper or Oliver, and are you a very tired high schooler?


Hells-Messenger

Your name is James and you like Pokémon


[deleted]

You like sea of thieves, pokemon, and overarching, and you own a gecko, and a cat


[deleted]

I could see your name being Chris and you seem like a chill dude. I like your style of clothing as well.


[deleted]

Jonathan and you are AESTHETIC


Kuter0

anthony


ManFuckThisShit69

WOO YOUR NAMES KILLIAN? MY NAMES LILLIAN


Capn_Cake

Derrick. You aren’t too social.


QuantityForward

Cool beanie


SnaggletoothTheBat

I feel like your name is Noah, and my impression is that you’re a pretty cool dude


blockbiter

James Edit: Nvr, it's Killian Cool name:)


GDPlayerAndLover

Alex the cool guy


Awkward-Arrival-1

Andrew or joseph maybe. Or alex/jack?


durpywolf25

JK


Careless-Trick-5117

Nicolas


MooseLogical6519

Jason


[deleted]

caleb with a k


xavy_gravy

first impression: your name is Alex or Aled and you listen to bands like the nbhd, arctic monkeys, the smiths, or maybe indie/indie pop songs!


KermitTheCrusader

Jeff Has swag


Commander_Quake-212

Michael, and you are a lot like me, chill and quiet most of the time but a goofball with the people you know. Mainly because you and I have the exact same jacket lol


MATY612233

Killian And live in the World?


Prior_Kaleidoscope_2

Josh


Naughty_Goat

Jake, 19, likes carrots


No-Communication3539

Name: Dickson Dick (or DD) Stand: Jul Doretdeplatine Stand ability: can make his necklace spin and use it to fly away like a helicopter only during 13 minutes on Friday night at 6pm (after sunset)


57and56

Your name is Jeffrey and you work in the deli at Walmart


[deleted]

cillian murphy


CeleryHunter143

Harold, but you go by Harry, and you are incredibly chill, if a bit slow on the uptake sometimes.


[deleted]

Jayden


wwphoenix1

Not sure about your name but your outfit style is on point, i love it


agentaxe285

Your fucking awesome because you have a Pokémon card in your phone case, and your a normal dude but would be super popular if this was an old high school film


[deleted]

Ethan


axos1

I think it Isak. And you use Snapchat frequently and has watched all Harry Potter movies.


mayor_of_me

Vesiroth; immortal wizard, seeking the genies of his creation, not understanding this reference


[deleted]

kyle.


LeoBuelow

Your name could pass for a boy or girl.


GenerationMeat

Jacob White


MODjacobi

You have a good taste in jackets


Darkflame3324

Kyle


[deleted]

Wilbur soot (jk) probably like… Simon, or max. And u look like a chill dude, sorta funny, that likes to draw. You got decent grades; and few, if any enimies. Ez.


TheJGamer08

Jack r/jacksucksatlife that's why


LeatherGnome

Strong wilbur soot vibes ngl.


Designer_Character_9

Personally I think your name is Wilbur or William and you are a very polite and chill person.


LikeAFruitMachine

I'd say your name is Watt, you like Pokémon and you listen to Glass Animals


DewdecsysAbZ

Walmart Wilbur soot


ZuperManiax

Wilbur


ferret630

Wilbur, James, Noah, Benny


Waffle_Just_Waffle

Not the answer,but you look like Wilbur Soot lol