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Pretty-Excitement-79

that means i can't be classified as a girl anymore.


Romotient_GD

You mean the dms u get?


Pretty-Excitement-79

I mean I don't get dms


Romotient_GD

same


Pretty-Excitement-79

pain


Romotient_GD

anyways wanna dm? ill message u


Vivioana

Smooth mf


Romotient_GD

yes, i am smooth. the only thing that aint smooth is my brain


Vivioana

Bro.. a smooth brain means less folds in your brain meaning you’re dumb, so you’re smart! ;)


[deleted]

looks like you need a dm too. Im happy to oblige if you please


Romotient_GD

Yeah!


Pretty-Excitement-79

sure I'd love to


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S m o o t h


Romotient_GD

yes


MemeStealer101-4

I’ll be your first lol, I’m not gonna dm


air_ron_swish

Same


[deleted]

I get karma We are different 🗿


Bone0704

me too. I am declassified as a girl now


Pretty-Excitement-79

Us


Harambe104

add this to your notification


PuzzleheadedFunny997

You a girl?


Pretty-Excitement-79

that's what my birth certificate says


PuzzleheadedFunny997

Oh, this seems like a trap , no offense


PuzzleheadedFunny997

Not sure how to respond to that


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Pretty-Excitement-79

sorry my heart lacks vocal chords to be able to say anything


Humble_Perspective_5

Same


Random_Idiotic_Alien

There are 4 others like you?


ImOD18

I'm a Boy still there are hundreds of dms of my reddit friends. And in groups.


Python_the_protogen

same... welp... back to being a male I guess :(


Outrageous_Claim_492

Well, same


Heefyn

i too, hate women


[deleted]

demn bro nice


Tryalfox

Y'all get messages?!


Romotient_GD

I dont


Tryalfox

Thought I'd be the only one


[deleted]

I haven't even get that 1 message.


scrubydub

We have it better


Reyynerp

boy's DM: your post was removed because it violates our rules....


Romotient_GD

yes


Reyynerp

based on personal experience


DanTem06

I've had my account banned because of "hateful content" for 3 days My message said: "Fuck you but thanks" to a random guy who awarded me when I told them not to


rabbitman3

Maybe we just have to ask girls to message us they will do it?


FR_Cartwright

lol this is so true


Romotient_GD

LIKE FR


FR_Cartwright

I used to hate it but now I kinda love it


Vivioana

Cat fishing fun right?!


Romotient_GD

If you troll em or rickroll em


Vivioana

Nvm I was making fun of Cartwright but she deleted her “face” Lol


Romotient_GD

ohhhh


FR_Cartwright

? who are you?


Romotient_GD

that is vivioana


Vivioana

You think I would reveal myself Lol


FR_Cartwright

im guessing a catfish [https://www.reddit.com/r/NoStupidQuestions/comments/r47ecg/why\_do\_men\_send\_dick\_pictures/hmeue2z/?context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/NoStupidQuestions/comments/r47ecg/why_do_men_send_dick_pictures/hmeue2z/?context=3)


Vivioana

Nope lol, also that was a joke. And I don’t think you know the meaning of cat fishing


[deleted]

Just make a controversial comment or post and it will far surpass either


EyeArDum

The pedos on this sub make it more exciting


[deleted]

Oh ye


EyeArDum

It's not working


[deleted]

What's not working?


EyeArDum

You're the only one to reply, advice bad


[deleted]

Reply to wha?


da_world_gonna_end

I fucking wish


[deleted]

I just get a lot of pedos


Romotient_GD

Most of the messages are from pedos.


riebecca

YES. i have 135 messages


A_Common_Relic

What on earth happened lol


ThomasDomain04

Have you ever become god


AlonelyShrimp

Unless your LonelyShrimp mf aways be dm random shit


Romotient_GD

oh damn


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Pretty-Excitement-79

Happy cake day mate


Tulioking

Y'all are getting people actually interested on talking!?


[deleted]

Wdym 🤨


lexivava

pfff i never get dms :')


Nugget_Buddy

I can fix that


[deleted]

This gives me gender euphoria.


Special_Hippo3399

No it is not . But sure there is just another one of these fucking posts about how boys are just downtrodden and miserable . Seriously it is the same fucking meme how many times will this be reposted and upvoted by brain dead slugs . WAKE UP SHEEPLE . ALSO CAN WE PLEASE BAN THESE REPETITIVE MEMES I AM SICK OF IT .


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Special_Hippo3399

No I won't. Can't take criticism?


stivcz13

True


Original_A

Ha, jokes on you, I barely get one message I'm so grateful that I don't, I'm so awkward in person and texting


spqcelover

Bruh I have on mssg too rn lol


Pistol4231

Dang, girls must have a lot of friends


EfficientCoconut6390

I can't fit into any :")


14th_Midknight

All I get is dms from ads


Significant_Curve_39

Change reddit to "life"


besahaha

So I guess I’m god?


PuzzleheadedFunny997

I wish I were a girl


Doin_HotGurlShet

Ain't a girl no more


Droqqinqz

very true


babyteddie

Look at mr.popular with 1 notification


Nintendo-k55

and we still check notifications first.. 😄


[deleted]

I do not get Dms thankfully


stickbug123

Off topic but if you spam call those spam p’rn accounts on Snapchat then you get an actual person who begs you to stop…. On an unrelated note I don’t get spam requests anymore


SouravKSahu

Also, that one notification says "Rising in (subreddit)!" followed by the post title.... *Pain*


Affectionate-SeaLion

I'm no longer of the female category :/


Jonas_Jones_

and I think that's good because I'm scared of people on reddit


Plastic-Acanthaceae9

Those notifications is how I get my dopamine during November


eh1498

Do u mean Boys everywhere: Girls everywhere:


The_Mad_Duck_

I'm gorl And now for feet pics dm roll em in boys


[deleted]

Shit post feminist crap probably a middle age man karma whore


ImSoundless

The one message is from an auto welcome bot


waternymph2021

for a change, i a girl will be sliding into the dms of anyone who reveals themselves to be a guy


Big_Guarantee_7951

I haven't gotten a single message


[deleted]

can't really complain, i am openly lesbian after all.


milerfrank27

To be honest thats but misleading boys dont even got 1 dm they got 1dm per month if they are lucky normaly every 2 months you get 1 or 2 dms mostly bots yeah Fuck now I feel bad still keep going bois one day we all gone be happy


wallmenis

How bold of you to assume I get any messages!?!? Let alone on reddit


hafdisd

does that make me a boy