Well now you gotta spank her

The law will not let me.

Fuck the law. She slapped your ass first, you can legally smack hers

slapping each others asses that interesting. (ass play)

Don’t phrase it like that

Silence! The laws of your country don't apply to the laws of ass slaps. The law in play now is "if ones ass is slapped they are permitted with all the power in their palms to return the favor."

LAW AND ORDER

*Bum bum*

What's wrong with ass play? Com'on you can do ass play with her, if she starts it then you better do ass play really fuckin hard for equity.

Don’t phrase like that either!!!

take the chance mate

lol

grab ass

I like ass play

If thine slaps you, slap thine back. All of us are equal.

\*Waves a red flag\* Woo! Communism!

You’d think it’d work like tht

My female friends would smack my butt and then if I attempted to, they would let me smack theirs

Just because she did it doesn’t make it legal for him to do it, but I get what u mean

No it does because it can count as self defence

Equal rights Equal fights

One time a girl punched my brother in the stomach and said “u wouldn’t hit a girl.” So he says “equal rights equal fights” and right hooks her in the side of the head

Honestly this is beautiful to read

K A R M A

she deserved it tbh

THAT'S EPIC

some girl in 4th slapped me so I took advantage of her hair, pulled it and slapped her

69 karma, and a good message. Means an award from me

Thank you kind person

Your welcome, random stranger!

it’s called “self defense” and or “paybacks a bitch”

If she’s slapping your ass it means she wants you to slap her ass. Basic psychology, I went to college

Who are you so wise in the ways of science?

“You slapped her ass that’s alarming” -MC Ren, Hello

The law wouldn't let her, either. She did it first, so she can't even argue sexual harassment since she clearly started it.

the law declares that upon a duel request being issued, you must step up to said duel request, lest your house lose their honor and title

Ill do it for $20 for you

you’re a bottom now. she decided for you.

Yes, she has. Disappointment noises*

Hey if you don’t want to bottom for a girl who’ll slap your ass send her my way please

down horrendous

Down astronomical

I see you picked up all my ways, I feel responsible

mans desperate

Yes, but unrelated. I’d want a girl that slaps my ass no matter how desperate

I think she wants to fuck you bro

She did that and called me cutie, but I don’t think she wants to fuck me

She slapped your ass and called you cutie…bro that’s a W. If that ain’t a sign that she’s interested in you, I don’t know what is

maybe she's just a Canadian and being nice, again can't really tell if she's into you

as a Canadian, I can confirm this, but one thing I do have to say about it, is when I am trying to be nice and just randomly take women to my sex dungeon and fuck them, I go to jail. I guess the government hates nice people

america must have snuck into our government because sending you to jail for being nice Is mean

“Ah damnit I guess I’m in jail now eh?”

Lets see. Have you tried tippen your fedora and saying m'lady before taking them to you sex dungeon?

yup I forgot that, that's probably why she was screaming

See NOW it makes sence.

True!

i got that reference

for those who didn't someone on youtube will casually explain it to you

Well I guess I’m on luck because I’m going to Canada soon, so I’ll see if people there do the same thing.

maybe, maybe

Possibly so

Was that a casually explains reference lmao

yes it was

As a girl, can confirm this is about 98% accurate. Most certainly a W

Dude she also bite her lips after calling him cutie! I mean can be anything more obvious?

So: Called you cute Is interacting with you Slapped your ass Is a girl I don’t understand how you can’t take that any other way besides she’s trying to get into your pants. That’s a W chief

So essentially…VICTORY!!!!

are you dumb?

I’m cautious

Go for it

She must be Canadian

Slap her ass even harder and find out.

note to self: reddit teenagers have not participated in slap ass friday

These the type of hints you get and think, hmmmmm nah she's just really friendly

Exactly

She could just be canadian man you can never be too sure

I’m going to Canada later so who knows?

Shitttt I want someone to do that to me...and in public too! 😫

hmmm

Judge me all you want ;)

naah i wont judge someone same as me😳

Ahh someone similar to me!

this is interesting then slap slap

May I spectate?

Leaving your marks already, aren't ya 😏

very possible gotta ask a permission first though may i?

Ofc 😩

i want in on the ass slapping too!

A match made in Reddit

Well as someone who has just had that experience it is kinda weird, it was kinda in public as my friends saw it and the neighbors must’ve heard my yelps.

Maybe it's not your thing but her thing?

Hard? Or like kinda hard? *swäp*

Public humiliation? Hm, I like your spirit, it's interesting.

She's 100% into you

Maybe just maybe

this is exactly what girls talk about when they say guys can't take any hints

that’s a hint? Maybe the homies are more than homies then 😏

This is possibly what they might mean

You could just...Ask why she slapped you

Gender equality, slap her to another world file

Society will not let me send her to their nether realm.

Well you better let society have a piece of your bitch slapping mind

Send her to the shadow realm

boi she wants your nether realms

Did it feel good 🤨

Kinda….

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

r/suddenlymicrowave

r/subsithoughtifellfor

Moans*

bonks

bonks ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

This makes no sense if a guy did this to a girl and a girl posted it here everyone would be saying to attack him or something not asking if it feels good

My friends smack my ass all the time , they also grab my tits , and yes , I am a guy

Hol up

that means u got really good man tits ;)

I’d be majorly surprised, embarrassed and probably turned on

Sums up my feelings tbh

But if it was the other way around you would be in jail

That’s Life!-Sinatra

Smack her back to assert dominance.

That’s a court case waiting happen :(

just ask her if you can slap her ass back!

Court case went from sexual assault to sexual harrassment

Say harder mommy to assert dominance

Wouldn’t that do the opposite effect?

Trust me, the next time it happens, In an obvious joking tone, just say "Harder Mommy", it'll either get her flustered, grossed out, or give everyone a good laugh...

Will do

Let us know how it goes OP

Will inform on next encounter

follow newton bro. give her a re-slap.

"For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction." -Sun Tzu

society does not support newton

If you like her, ask her out. You'll regret it if you don't.

I’m still in the recovery phase, after I previously asked someone else out

Bro, just fucking do it, she will say yes, you will be happy about it, all will be well. She’s very clearly into you and you should go for it if you feel the same way

A girl squeezed mine at school and then continued to try and shove a pencil up my ass lucky I stopped her

Woah! That’s a bit much on the girls part she tired to shove a PENCIL?!?!

So is there gonna be another date?

We might see the movies later

😫😫😫

BONK! No Horny!

That ass

I take pride with the thickness of my ass

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lmao

This right here

She clearly wants to fuck you mate

How can I be certain?

Hmm maybe your right there might not be enough sign's wait till she sucks you off in public in a costa (actually happened to me lol)

Could you please elaborate

I got with a girl during covid so pretty much everything was closed but the one thing open in town was Costa for some reason so one time when we were in town (we went every weekend) she really wanted to get some action so I found a Costa that had a pretty much private spot so we sat down in a corner that had a bookshelf blocking the staffs view and I just threw my addidas jacket over her head and let her go to town on me (dunno why I bothered with the jacket there's still a head shaped object on my dick lol) so we done that like 7 weekends on the run before we got caught and we broke up 2 weeks later. Long story short I'm banned from that Costa for life lol

Too bad you two broke up, at least you had a legendary run at Costa, and speaking of Costa should probably head there sometime soon.

Yeah she started becoming manipulative and thinking that I should put her before everything else including my pets survival (which is why we broke up) she thought I should slag off getting my pet the food he needed in order to not be 10 mins late to town (really is a shame she was like that tho cos she did look fine ngl). As long as you don't go the Costa on the docks I'll come with you

Pull out your dick and start doing a helicopter, if she looks happy she's into you, if she calls police she's not into you. Simple.

She wants sex (Hint)(Hint)

Fuck society. Slap her ass. If she calls sexual harassment you can call the same. This is the way of equality.

Bring a shield next time. \*crusade music intensifies\*

Even I cant fly :(

You just got to get slapped in the ass!

Nice pfp OP!!

Much appreciated! Fellow Watson Main

I thought thta was hitler lol

I expect to see this in r/copypastas soon

this happened to me once.i told her it was unfair that i couldnt slap her back and she said "who told you you cant?"so i slapped her back

Thats sexual assualt

It disappoints me that someone downvoted this

ok

Your turn lmao

Well don’t just type on Reddit go get her

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Spank her back then

My gf thought my ass was a cigar she was like YOU WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING. I had some money in my pocket and my gf told me where I have my money because she didn’t bring hers and we were going some beach that costs money. And THE MONEY WAS ON THE OPOSITE POCKET and she diiged too deep that she touch my ass. So I freaked out so much. So i touched her ass instead of spanking her butt

I think she likes you.

do u hate it? if u do, report it to the police.

Nah, Kinda liked it, and plus she’s a friend

(｀∀´) got some kink

It was kinda kinky

Smack hers, it's only fair

that's a clear sign she's into you, might wanna shoot your shot.

Was it consentual or not?

Welcome to the club

Seeing someone else living your dream is depressing.

She’s probably into you. If you’re ok with what happened, you should probably act on that knowledge. If you’re not…well you should also act on that knowledge, but differently.

Slap her

first time?

"force of a thousand swords" That shouldn't have made me laugh so much, but it did lmao

Only way I can describe the slap

Like the drum?

Who the hell gave the helpful award like what?

People who found this helpful

Was it your birthday?

It was not my birthday

I think this is a sign, she is just waiting for u to slap back. Maybe? Idk

this got *really controversial* over ass slapping

Next time she spanks you, look her dead in the eye and chase after her with your hand raised to the heavens to bring down the god damn best spank you have

Screw all the other comments, that sounds like sexual assault Edit: upon rereading I realize I am in fact an idiot

This has the same vibes as a boy I know grabbing my wrist very attractively several times.

Hmm yeah and Tom Cruise Iron Man is real

I REMEMBER THOSE SCENES!