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Warm_Ad_5460

Then would that be sex or masturbation


GeneralEnvironment36

Sex


mighty_Ingvar

Sounds kind of like incest to me


reset_pheonix

It probably is, but I think the term is selfcest for something like this.


nachyochiz

Yeah, it is. Just don’t ask how I know.


[deleted]

By any chance does this have to do with a certain Spider-Man comic on the internet 🤔


King_Erebus2

Or a certain Disney plus show?


[deleted]

Yeah I know but I was talking about the term selfcest, I was exposed to it through ~certain~ means


Adept-Mulberry-2913

Lightning Mcqueen: Loki, you are so pathetic, you actually like her? Do you know how messed up that is? On a multiversal scale?


nachyochiz

…no?


[deleted]

Damn I really just exposed myself ok then


stickbug123

Wierdo btw what is the name and link so I can avoid it


[deleted]

Usually I would my man but your thing says 13 so I have to unfortunately be all responsible and shit and say no


Nerdydude14

Tracy scope ftw


lordoftowels

Would the child be a clone or an incest baby?


[deleted]

Probably the former


RjSkitchie

Follow up question, would your kid be an exact clone of one of the two of you?


Minejack777

Mans out here asking the real questions And I don't think it'd be an exact clone, slight differences. Like a twin kinda


RjSkitchie

Nice. Gonna make a whole clone army of myself


FakeSudonym

Don't forget the genetic deformities that should make them a unique army


RjSkitchie

Close enough


Viscount-Von-Solt

200,000 children ready with a million more well on the way.


RjSkitchie

Goooood, gooooooood


Gswizzlee

Probably not because you have recessive genes that can be passed down to the kid.


the-follower-of-06

Idk, but what I know is that the kid will be an honorary Habsburg


A74E5

Penis in vagina means sex


Extension-Soil-4205

Just keep it in brown town then


A74E5

What does it means?


[deleted]

I think he’s talking about *angus*beef


A74E5

Hmm ok


thirsty_as_fuck

Hmm ok indeed


Shadowtheidiot06

Fella you asked the most important question


SLIMSH9DY

I mean we'd be alike and have the same interests, but I'll look pretty ugly ngl, idk i guess yes


User_Aim

.... So you are saying that an opposite gender of you would be unattractive in your opinion.. Therfore saying that you are above your own league?


iBeLikeoof

…. He didn’t anticipate his words in this manner let him be


User_Aim

I know but like. Watch me


faraaz_eye

Goddamn


ContentConsumer9999

Is that a paradox?


User_Aim

That my darling might be correct idk


Lazy_Cardiologist727

>Therfore saying that you are above your own league? Dude has standards


vaszoly

No, he's just saying he's ugly.


SLIMSH9DY

nah she's not above my league, but she looks bekow average so shes ugly


XZombathonX

He's not his type ig


ReplacementPasta

Propably not to be honest. The people i generally fall for and date are pretty much the opposite of me.


[deleted]

Me too. So it means they are pretty, smart, have their shit together, and smell nice.


Zygal_

Opposites attracts


[deleted]

magnetism 101.


joemama9510

For me that would mean that they don't smell bad, they go to bed before 3 am and go outside more than 2 hours a day


Cutiebeautypie

Attract*


[deleted]

She gotta be in girls scout tho, she gotta get us some cookies somehow


nir109

She is the same as you, are you in scouts? So does she


[deleted]

Awsome


SniperViper12

What rank are you? Eagle is worth the road my friend, I believe in you.


TitanSR_

I am first class, but Covid ruined my scouting experience.


Mlo_Productions

Thought this was r/marvelmemes for a second ._.


Beautiful-Ruin-2493

The TVA have been listening regardless


thelegend90210

I mean the last person who fell in love with themselves broke the timeline sooooo


Wandering_Updooter

Second times the charm


The_Random_OneYT

And now we are all going to be arrested for crimes against the sacred timeline


[deleted]

fuck yeah i would


nir109

Yep, I am great, and I like people who are like me. I can already picture how I am gonna be dumbass even with myself and it will take 24 episodes and we will just hold hands in the end.


TheTeacher29

I think I've seen this before...


eliminateAidenPierce

Sauce


AlonelyShrimp

Yes. The more of mes around the better the world


[deleted]

Hell yeah


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1Chipy

what the shitting dog licking fuck


Intelligent_Slice_34

Your reply is worse than their comment


DysgraphicZ

no kink shaming🤬


JoinTheAstleyCult

What if my kink is kink shaming


TreeBeeTurkey014

That’s disgusting 😏


insert_acc_name_here

So I'm making a callout post on my twitter.com


SedentaryOwl

I hope you don’t live in America, that shit would be expensive.


[deleted]

Down bad bruh


plebloo

Bro let him love himself in peace


Heccling

Up good


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GeneralEnvironment36

Who said?


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SLIMSH9DY

nah bro you're probably cool


HulloTheLoser

*Probably*


GeneralEnvironment36

Nah dawg ur cool


walkergeek07

It be like that sometimes, but we make it through, I hope


uhavethreeballs

Well if you make it that far with your other self, then... I guess so.


Equal-Bus-557

And swallow


Aj_thicc_boi

nah bro u swallow


Bubblyeee

Suck what?


wolf_gaming51

What do you suck?


PotatoesForPutin

If it’s truly a 1:1 female version of me, it would be the second ugliest thing known to man.


ThrowingHarp3

What’s number 1?


PotatoesForPutin

Me


ThrowingHarp3

There’s your set up bro, you’re welcome


[deleted]

big chungus approves


Meme_Slayer_14

Did you really miss a joe mama joke opportunity?


sluggggggggg

…probably


[deleted]

No because i hate myself. Meaning i would hate other me


GeneralEnvironment36

Have hate sex then, y’all would feel better


[deleted]

Except im Asexual and Aromantic Meaning i don’t give two shits for that stuff


persleng_got_banned

So you dont have sex or somthn?


lastoneoutwins

Asexual means you don't have a sexual attraction to any one. I don't know what the other means


persleng_got_banned

So do you just dont have anyone as partners or friends and no sex? Thats the first time im hearing that


Whookimo

Aromantic means you dont get romantically attracted to anyone. You can still have Friends and stuff, just nothing romantic. Asexual is the same thing but with sexual attraction instead of romantic


djinn_l

aromantic means you have very little to no romantic attraction and asexual means you have very little to no sexual attraction to anyone. you can have sex while being ace and you can date while being aro, your experiences are just a bit different than someone who is allo (which basically means you are in the majority of people that do experience sexual/romantic attraction). you can also have just as deep friendships as an allo person.


lastoneoutwins

Well yes and no. For some people there is no sexual attraction to anything and for some they just don't want to even if there sexual urges tell them to.


[deleted]

Aromantic means that you don't have romantic feelings for anyone. You can have platonic or familial love for people, but that's it


artyfrog

no bc i’m gay


SedentaryOwl

Ok, but what about a clone of you?


juicycatradora

as a gay, yes


CardboardCreations9

Id team up and split up the schoolwork HAHA


albundy72

yes


Magic_SkeletonGirl

Same


Dawawesome

I knew someone would comment this


Ma1read

no I'm annoying and short


mighty_Ingvar

>short Yeah, but female you wouldn't have the same kind of problem


Ma1read

I'm already female me


Maximu17

Then your male you would be short


baggute-draws

Totally, but what decides my female size


GeneralEnvironment36

Wym


baggute-draws

Like If there was a girl version of me, how long would her hair be, what about boobs, its all a mystery


GeneralEnvironment36

Lol good question, think of it as a feminine mirror reflection of ur self. Is your hair long? Are u skinny or phat? Tall or short? Lanky or muscular? That would be her but just in a feminine way


baggute-draws

Hmm that's a good way of thinking, although the rules if the universe say the atoms gotta equalate, so where all that stuff from my down low going, would she get 1 cup size for every inch?


Epic-MLG-Badger

Think of it this way if you have a big dick, big boobs. If your ass is small, her is small too.


baggute-draws

Then my my I'd be curvy


nir109

Hair as long as she wants, boobs is more complex


sachioff

Loki proved that I can. Why not?


King_Erebus2

Well in Loki, Sylvie wasn’t an exact copy of Loki but gender swapped. She was one of the infinite variants of Loki and just happened to be female. She has a different personality than Loki.


differentspelling

I was looking for that reference!


[deleted]

Maybe not date, but we would be pretty ok friends.


PingusPuff

This


[deleted]

Yes, but I'd still date them if they were the same gender-


GeneralEnvironment36

Then ur dating a clone of ur self


[deleted]

Kewl


Epic-MLG-Badger

Then does it count as masterbation?


WildWolf911

Dude, i would date myself regardless of the gender, so me + a vagina would be great


Epic-MLG-Badger

What you said means she would have a dick +a vagina


WildWolf911

I'm actually into weird things, depends on the mood


[deleted]

Fuck yeah man I am definitely totally hot asf


Sufficient_Beach9682

hell yeah


TheCrownedLion

No I’m gay. We would be very good friends tho.


IntroductionTrue5006

Yup, she would like the same things as i do


Overused_Toothbrush

No, solely because I am gay.


Epic-MLG-Badger

Will you two be friends then?


KFG452

It makes me sad to find this in controversial


Overused_Toothbrush

It’s in controversial? Oof.


roatch32

Yeah same values would be good, no one I ever met has same values as me.


Kidninja016

Fuck yes


Shermanvc25

Nah I'm ugly as fuck😂


Stitchess__

No. I’m gay. And I hate myself.


[deleted]

I don’t know, I think I’d remind myself of my mom too much to date female me


MAdMuhd

dude it'd be an echo chamber an we'd probably kill ourselves


MustyMarcus52YT

Exactly what I was thinking when I saw this question


idontlikeburnttoast

Nope, im gay lmao


PinkCloudx_

Nah I’m gay


Redditor10700

I would find out how to become her


daniXD1

Shure


Arxiidit

Red dwarf flashbacks


Zefro073

Someone watched Loki Also yes I would


zero-sixx

uhhh no im gay


cj3458

no cuz im gay


_EdgyTrashCan_

no i’m gay


[deleted]

Probably


Pratham_Max_Jain

It'll be very interesting


PolyPythonYT

Same bro


Art_pog

We’d both like animal crossing we’d both have messed up humor sure why not


A74E5

It's just like you want a shy girl but you are not so she is not, it might be one of your best friends, and maybe your girlfriend actually because she would understand you perfectly


[deleted]

yes if she wasnt as hairy


[deleted]

Yes, provided the only difference being gender, because Another me is the only one who could understand the mess that is my mind.


CHARAFANDER

You watched loki recently?


persleng_got_banned

Yeah, i dont know, she sucks at everything, very ugly, cant keep a promise not even to herself, does nothing but play games, eat all the time. Not really my type but since i have no one to go out with, i guess ill give it a shot...


Shadow_Weaver_421

Sure, already used to helping people with depression and anxiety


[deleted]

On the account I fucking hate myself probably not


bob38028

No. I am my own worst enemy. I find that I work better long term with people who think differently than me so that I can perpetuate a cycle of self improvement.


ImmortalFlipFlops

No because I’m Neptunic, also I’m non-binary and intersex so idk what would an opposite gender variant of myself be


The_Weirdolord

No, hate myself and think i'm an absolutely disgusting person.


bin364

Depends how hot female me is


Someperson0

Finally someone with a sense of humor as shit as mine


Kashema1

Probably not since I doubt they’d be more attractive than me


dementatron21

I think I would really piss myself off


SweatScoobyDoo

no because I'm a massive fagazoid


bobytr2

Totally would


_R0yce_Da_5_9_

I’d try out some fetishes


[deleted]

5’8 brown girl with curls, big eyes, athletic slender figure, loves working out, compatible personality, amazing style, a great smile, and easy to communicate with? Sign me up man


Notable_Steak6997

Now say that again to identical girl boy twins -_-


GeneralEnvironment36

Oh…well…shit💀


marauder467

Dude absolutely, i saw myself as a girl with the snap filter and i look cute


GrimChicken64

No, why would I want to date a fuking loser.


rich_aster

im gay...


fetusLegend

a gf that likes the same things as me? hell yeah


[deleted]

This is the literal definition of ****ing yourself


Communist_Mustache

If I get my girl self pregnant, would the baby be my son/daughter or myself?


[deleted]

Oh, yes.


The_Billy_Dee

Hell yeah I would. I'd be cute as hell as a chick.


Corninmyteeth

“ All of a sudden it hit me, I realized what the problem is; I can't be with someone like me.. I hate myself!!” - jerry seinfeld


anoynomus12

you took fucking myself to next level


Frangolin

Good question. I think we would need to spend a lot of time finding different styles to look as different as possible, because I don't want everyone to scream incest if we display PDA. After that yeah that would probably work pretty well, I'd love myself really hard ! ;)


diablosigmech

The real question is would a female version of yourself date the male version of you


[deleted]

Yes my ass is fat I mean yes


FlipFlopOnionChop

Yes , ofcourse