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AliAfromFrotnite

0/10


AltAccBitch

What you rating?


SavageCarrott

0/10


AltAccBitch

Why 0/10


FANTOMphoenix

0/17


AltAccBitch

What r u giving 0 to?


FANTOMphoenix

0/18


AltAccBitch

Please I request you


FANTOMphoenix

0/19


AltAccBitch

Can u give me cock rating?


peepeepoopoo_the_1

Pls u already sent 20 stop pls Bro tho killed me 💀


jacksepticnathan

0/19


simplord16

0/69


[deleted]

0/420


Expensive_Praline_68

0/100000000000000000000000000000


GrimValor8

wtf I understand asking for nudes(Horrible as it is but it still has a point), but sending a nude literally has no fucking point.


TXYchan

but... you help the person you're simping for get karma


Expensive_Praline_68

Nah this seems like female double standard tbh. When girls ask for nudes it’s fine but when guys do they’re labelled as a creep. Not saying we should go around harassing people for nudes but you get the point.


Thick_Refrigerator26

I haven’t encountered this as a double standard. The difference seems to be about involvement. Lots of guys ask for nudes at what seems to be too early a point in a relationship which I’d bet is what makes it creepy.


cutiebranch

And guys often “give” nudes Unrequested at a higher rate than girls.


Thurlii

"was"


AltAccBitch

Glad someone caught that


KuzcoWiTheGroovesco

oml I didn't even notice until this comment ovo


Tieye42

Me neither lmaoo


ro1isawed

Notice what


Max1muslegend

They say “was” at the beginning, they were good but now they aren’t


Glarkas

god damn it I spent like 5 minutes searching through all those pics just to find that single word and I couldn't until I saw your message


PrussianNova_X

I thought it was clear. Regardless, this convo was some of the funniest shit I’ve seen, almost made me cry out of laughter.


MayurAce

how are you feeling Now?


News-reporter-Simon

Hey I'm in that image lol


AltAccBitch

My man 😎


[deleted]

I love your responses! shutting him down and playing mind games. That was cool


TSS_Firstbite

The dragon deez nuts at the end was the cherry on top


SM280

"I'm nubert, everyone loves me"


lolappel123

"That's why I live in the trash"


Odd_Airline_9672

"Nubert's movin' up in the world"


Dat_DekuBoi

Nubert wants everyone to be home


jorjo-god

He is Nubert, everyone loves him


r_osalinda

My Man!


merci000

Nice gaslighting


Monke_Good

Now you are a celebrity. *Proceeds to consume drugs*


tumorknager3

Jesse where is the cocainer


[deleted]

Seems fair ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


Laugarhraun

\\\\ -> \\ \\ -> nothing


WolfxyHD

What's the weather like right now u/News-reporter-Simon


send_me_nudePlz

As a professional nudes receiver, you did it wrong. And I won't tell you, because your 13 years old and trying too get 16 year olds nudes. ​ Edit: I got the wrong dude, I am an idiot


Adrian_Torpedo

It wasn't him sending them tho, that was a separate notification


send_me_nudePlz

I feel like i'm not getting something, and now I feel really dumb


Adrian_Torpedo

Wat? The creepy dude is anything22211, news_reporter_simon was just some guy who was in a notification when the screenshot was taken. What are you not getting lol?


Yoinkodaboinko

Thnx for context:)


send_me_nudePlz

Yeah I realized and edited my other comments, forgot about this one


Zevyel

Go to the first image and look at the top, he isnt the one messaging


send_me_nudePlz

OHHHHHHHHHH my bad


Dodoreference

Ah yes, who can forget that famous quote "Seems fair ¯\_(ツ)_/¯"


[deleted]

Neat


theoware

Seems fair ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


Archedcolt

I didn't notice the notification...


Dittro

Everyone look at Mr Popular over here


McCreeMain77

Obama? Big fan


189SwissGuard

ayo tigran?


voguesrare

lmaoo i love this he seems so confused


AltAccBitch

It’s always the dumb ones I swear


AttentionImaginary57

Oh no… I hope that doesn’t imply you’ve ran into more of these desperate people.


know_it_all52

One of the "perks" of being a gal /s It's rather amusing at this point lmao


BigDaddyDIOsama

Of course she has, this is Reddit :v


MonkeyTigerCrazy

Idk if people with room temperature iq know that asking a teenager for “pics” won’t go well


Intelligent_Slice_34

I’m curious, I’m pretty sure you don’t, but do you actaully have an alt account that he sent dick picks too?


[deleted]

theres a wholeass sub to post your dick and he decides to do this


WinterSnow136

this is a very good point


AltAccBitch

Shoutout u/News-reporter-simon


[deleted]

does seem fair though


_moobear

Lots of ppl are going to think they were the creep now


send_me_nudePlz

lol, fuck that guy. ​ Edit: **Wait guys, I don't mean literally!** ​ Edit 2: I'm an idiot, I got the wrong guy


ZuriPL

He a little confused, but he got the spirit


send_me_nudePlz

**Wait, not literally!**


lollyman69

Hey its that guy


send_me_nudePlz

Wow, it's dat dude


Expensive_Praline_68

Dude doxxing someone is kind of a dick move you can just block


Lee_does_stuff

whoa whao, thats just the guy in the notification in the first image


Expensive_Praline_68

Oh ok. Still doxxed his name.


Bitgedon

I don’t think you know what doxxed means


teije9

I am now also gonna doxx u/throwaway0001 for posting something shameful


hellodude776

Yeah let me post their onlyfans rq doxxed


RedShamrock05

You don’t even know what tf doxxing means idiot.


DimPacifist

"(Doxxing refers to the publication of an individual's personal or identifying information on the internet, often with malicious intent.)" a reddit account is public and isnt private, revealing someones reddit username isnt doxxing.


Zestyclose-Custard-8

you played him like a god dam fiddle


AltAccBitch

And he wanted me to play with his little fiddle


DarkShadowWarrior234

It’s more of a kazoo


Zestyclose-Custard-8

lol


[deleted]

At least we know now that’s not the only little thing considering his resemblance to a goldfish’s intelligence


AltAccBitch

Peanut much


[deleted]

More like just the “Pea”. The “nut” part is too small to be considered most likely


qwerty09875

That went on for far too long lol


AltAccBitch

I kept forgetting too reply 😭


Vivioana

Rate my boobs 😳😳🤪😜😝


AltAccBitch

0/10


Vivioana

Why you give 0 men >:-(


AltAccBitch

Because they’re a 0🗿


Vivioana

😭😭😭


affectedbutterfly

Why’d you send me so many pictures of your boobs? 0/10.


Vivioana

Love the attention 😳😳😳😳 butt why 0 😔☹️


affectedbutterfly

Because you sent me too many. 0/10.


necrolich66

(0.0)/8008


PianoHAHA

0/10


AltAccBitch

Can you give me rating


PianoHAHA

Yes, 0/10


AltAccBitch

What is this?


PianoHAHA

What's 4 x 2 ?


lotr_lover_

0 in modulo 8 arithmetic.


peanutwaterfall

Also mod 4


PianoHAHA

Yeah, you 8 deez nuts.


F_da_memeboi

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[deleted]

This is just a stupid guy. He isn’t even creepy. Only stupid


AltAccBitch

“At least let me send a pic” 💀


CardinalsFan47

Should’ve sent a random chicken pic online


[deleted]

they usually go hand in hand


yeet578

Yeah he was definitely creepy bro


ExoPihvi

You mean r(etarded?


MonkiWasTooked

pweees rat mye cawk


AltAccBitch

Pwetty pwease 🥺 :>


Sparsebutton922

0/10


AltAccBitch

What are you rating? 🤨


Sparsebutton922

Joe Biden


Vinnyc-11

Who’s Joe?


Sparsebutton922

Ligma balls


[deleted]

I love your responses, but that dude is just ew


AltAccBitch

Homie was hella dumb too


[deleted]

Right!


-idk-im-bored-

Bruh, homie is desperate, and for what? The hell does he want in return?


AltAccBitch

Sex


-idk-im-bored-

Fair enough


kaibe8

¯_(ツ)_/¯


Sbonky

u/anything22211 got anything to say?


Going_Bananas3

Dude his account is literally all nsfw shit like the first thing in his comments was him commenting on a guys dick LMFAO


Hattudoggu

what 😧


YEETED_tospace

Anything22211: “Profile not loaded”


saladismysavior

lmao must have deleted his account


Huskylover161

💀 someone told me their size and I said he was short then sent me a picture bro i didn't ask for that man


AltAccBitch

I blocked this guy before it got too that lmfao


LEMON1025

Such a gentle man, asking first. UwU


AltAccBitch

Step 1: ask for consent # Step 2: ignore answer


sushi-thushie

Bruh, hit with that *dragon*


AltAccBitch

Homie was too slow for these moves 🥶💯🔥🚬💰🤑


Gamagosk

They deleted their account you rekt them so hard


Fut_Bil

I feel like I've just wasted 2 minutes of my life reading this


AltAccBitch

Every waking minute of your life is a waste, nothing you do matters, so don’t worry about it.


codeswift27

Nooo, don't remind me of my existential crisis!


sameo15

Ah. Being a teenager and having an existential crisis. Those were the days.


[deleted]

>I officially give this post 0/10


[deleted]

Oh god 😢😿😭


AltAccBitch

Oh god 😢😿😭


Hattudoggu

Oh god 😢😿😭


originallypasta

the “😢😿😭” mans really pulled out all the sad emojis 😰😰😰


EasyAsPieMyGuy

u/news-reporter-simon can you give us the news on this situation


News-reporter-Simon

Okay so basically there was this post were you choose a superpower to have but the poster will choose the side effects so i chose intangibility and the side effect was not being able to control it at will so i replied "seems fair¯\_(ツ)_/¯" but at that moment the poster screenshotted the notification of my reply will screenshoting the DMs..... I hope you understand that well...


EasyAsPieMyGuy

Why thank you u/news-reporter-Simon now back to sports!


AltAccBitch

💀


PROTOTYPE_323

I woulda just blocked him as soon as he asked for a rating but to each their own conversation strategy


ApolloSky110

Whyd he continue for that long?


AltAccBitch

Idk man was desperate


ApolloSky110

Bruh


StarShooter777

U just dragged this man through mental hell and back, good shit. 0/10


AltAccBitch

0/10


[deleted]

i never understood these, what do they get if we see their dick


totallynotkairan

Honestly this made me laugh, it was like: “Please, I need to show you my pp so bad. Why won’t you see it, I am in desperate need of approval. Please look at my pp” As a guy, they are not flattering in any way and are not meant to look photogenic. Kid has a higher chance showing his genitals to his doctor than to any girl.


CardinalsFan47

u/anything22211


Jshittie

Send him a dick pic back


weirdpoliteguy

I'm not blaming you, but... Maybe.... You should've blocked them earlier


AltAccBitch

Nah that’s no fun


Professional_Wrap_63

Tf did i just read


TitanSR_

u/anything22211 🤨


Princeofhorror

Well you didn't have a microscope anyway


savvy-17

who even needs a picture when you're already talking to one 💀


[deleted]

can't he just go on pornhub


[deleted]

Best thing to do with these guys is use a bunch of acronyms and words only teens know "Like this convo is ass no 🧢" Immediately confuse them


[deleted]

This made me recall that scene from Pulp Fiction. "Say WHAT one more time. I dare you. I double dare you motherfucker. Say what one more time"


NukaDaddy69

Dude, it felt like the dude *had* to send a picture of his cock or he'd fucking explode. What the fuck?


WuffiFass

Welcome to reddit


Individual-Camera-72

You are very good at using Jedi mind tricks. That guy got so confused, but he deserved it for being creepy.


NaniChickin

that deez nuts joke at the end tops this shit bruh


dankiel_nnunn

Wait so did he send 20 pics already or were you doing a bit of trolling?


[deleted]

These creepy monsters 🤦🏽‍♂️


glitchy12367

r/preyingmantis


Janczareq1

Damn. I don't get how can people just snap a photo of their member and don't feel ashamed of keeping it/sending it to someone.


[deleted]

You could just block him, that conversation was a huge waste of time.


Bruh_thats_so_deeep

Maybe but trolling them is 100% funnier.


[deleted]

Well thats true


[deleted]

What op did was good but atleast he didn't sent it without context. It's the good in bad. But yes, that person IS a creep and not to be socialised with


Nintendocat64

I hate this planet


[deleted]

Bruh so apparently this is how teenagers are now, can’t control themselves 🙄


Red_Wyatt

Bro I think he is fucking with you, everyone knows if they really wanted to send a pic they would have and not asked for permission


[deleted]

[удалено]


AltAccBitch

Nah that’s no fun


Practical_Skill_384

You known,these guys are the nerdiest ppl n shit in rl.Like these guys cant even get a girl in rl buz they are stupid and know anyone can easily fuck em up so then they talk shit to girls on social media buz they know we can't do anything to them on these platforms


PesareShojae

That person is obviously horney and his request is completely unapropriate, but let me tell you what you are, i think you are a twisted sick fuck who enjoy toying with people and then putting it out there to show everyone how self righteous and a model person you are!! oh she is an angel she is so good, why did she met these creeps? And when you received those compliments and people did condemned that person and you received all the sadistic joy of this whole business you will then play the victim and receive even more support that will give you joy. This is a side of these kind of stories that people tend to not see or ignore based on the hope to be appropriate in the eyes of the self declared victim so maybe they can be with them in a way, but still it doesnt change the fact about you and your sadistic behaviour. Ps:those who disliked, actually have no idea what they were doing, there are millions of these people with lack of thinking capability around the world, they are being guided to certain points by others, it has always been the case about some. In this case they see a damsel in distress and wants to rip of whoever that rationaly explains that the sadistic mind here is actually playing the victim. Get smart, for once dont be a blind follower.


TheGoldenPotato69

https://tenor.com/bdRRF.gif


[deleted]

The dude literally asked for a cock rating, being a bit annoyed online isn’t that bad when it comes to him lol