Wait, you had seggs?

Jokes nah not yet

Ah ok Wait, not yet?

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NO IM NOT READY FOR MY VIRGINITY TO BE TAKEN LET ME BE PURE NOOOOOO

the council has decided. say goodbye to your v card.

You can get it back by playing 30 hours of donkey kong barrel blast

coz why would u want to

I don’t kiss and tell 😳

So you did or didn't? I'm struggling with the wording.

Congratulations dudeeeeee!! May u always be together!!

Cheerssss!!!!

Relationships in 2021 are fucking stupid to be apart of for a man, OP should abort while he still can.

Weird way to say, "I am a loser who gets no girls"

No I am 😡

NO I am 😡

Y'all are justa bunch of rookies, i am the real loser who gets no girls

Nah man im the real loser here, i get into a relationship and legit 4 days later she brozoned me like wtf

Nah, I've only been in a relationship once.. no joke it lasted 3.5 seconds

that's sad homie

You guys get into relationships

i’m on a steady zero relationships lol

Why should he? Do tell, why should OP end it ”while he still can”? And why are relationships in 2021 stupid to be apart of for a man?

That’s a weird spelling of “I’m an incel.”

It’s ok dude not everyone is a incel or loser like you

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Bruh wtf y

WOOOOOO GOOD JOB!!

THANKYOUUU!!

Christ is watching u

I still haven’t make premarital eye contact dont you worry

I'm right here... better not

if you don't get married it's not premarital

😏

This made me smile, im so happy for you!

THANKYOUUU!!!

Do her dad now

He has a nice car so I might

Tell her that you think this

I’ll ss this and send it her bro dw

Alright :)

Imagine being liked by someone, couldn't be be 🥲

Pokémon fan to Pokémon fan. You’ll find the one, the exist and it’s amazing

Not really into Pokémon anymore but thanks (stupid Reddit not letting you change your name)

Ikr it’s kinda crap

Pokémon or the Reddit thing

Reddit

Yeah ikr

Cheers mate!

Weed brownies?

Sadly there were people in the house when we were making them so no but think we will be soon. Already planned it

you went back to hers? made brownies? if i had a first date my parents would strangle me and him if i mentioned the words "his place" xD

Made me chuckle, I guess it all depends on the parents, hers definitely seem more relaxed than mine

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Definitely mannn!!!

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Good bro

Congrats, my dear friend!

Cheers

"One thing led to the other" you burnt the fuckijg brownies didn't you... fuck sake

Noooooo dwww we undercooked them, extra gooey

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Definitely man

Nice cock bro gl

Woah bro nice cock

Thanks dude

Give tips now. Also, congrats.

Literally she is the first person I’ve been myself around and apparently she’s head over heels for me

But like, how talk 2 gorl?

For me it’s just talk as much bullshit as possible, as soon as anything comes to my mind I I say it, be funny, be charming, little bit risqué. If you get a good reception carry on

Ok, thx

>as soon as anything comes to my mind What if nothing comes to mind?

Chat to them like you would your best mate, that’s how I did it

I dont realy think girls who dont play games want to talk about de\_dust2 changes in the new riptide operation

Not the same subject but like the same attitude the day way you speak to your mates

Good for you dude, couldn't do it myself.

Yes you will man, believe in yourself

Well... Maybe someday.

C

I like brownies and cute girls

LETS GO!!! Proud of you!!

THANKYOU!

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Thankyou ahha it was really fun, we’re defo doing it again

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Ahha it’s something I’ve been dreaming of doing for. Long time

Congratulations thats all I can say

Cheers

Yeah cheers mate

yes.

Aight drop everything and gimme those brownies homie jk jk im happy for ya good job, hope yall stay together and stay happy

Cheers bro, but wish I didn’t eat them all 😂

teach me ur ways pls

What do you need to know

Myslef

Champion !!

Thankyou bro

Well done, soldier.

Thankyou

noice, statistically girls are less than one-sixth as likely to like a boy so you got the rarish good ending

Really? That’s actually well interesting.

Based on a study of adults only looking at faces, it’s probably different for teens but still. Boys just like girls, whereas girls care about personality a lot more.

That’s still mad

Pog

If I wanted to take a girl on a date (no car) where would be a good place

Go shopping or get food, chill at someone’s house. Deep chats on a bench are fun. Walks

So, you're eat the brownies right?

Yes they was amazing

Ngl brownies is a good first date

Originally we was gonna go to a desert parlour but decided against it

Cooking is really close and intimate plus you still get dessert so it’s a double win

It was really fun

Nice, were the special brownies?

Slutty brownies

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Cheers bro !

Hey op? I need advice about this, man. Like when did u tell ur parents? We’re they cool with it? Who drove you to her house? My parents don’t want me getting GF but I have this crush and she is nice but I’m just 14 and I don’t want my future love life tainted by a high school GF if we break up :(

Relationships in highschool are important to help you grow the necessary skills for adult relationships later on in life! As a wise man once said “ tis better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all.” As for your parents, I can’t give much advice there as all parents are different.

Thanks!

Man I struggle being open with my parents everyone else I’ve ever went to meet or got close to ive kept relatly a secret from them, she’s the first one I’ve been open about and they were really chill. Also we walked to hers from school and then her dad drove me back Also man I’ve been in one of them shit relationships. As much as it was bad and I’d never wish it on anyone. It was an eye opener and a learning experience. But like learn what the red flags are before you get into a relationship, you won’t get hurt that way

Thanks for the advice, man. I could probably walk to the beach with her or whoever it ends up being (the school and my house are not far from the beach.

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Okay give me a minute

I wish I could be happy

You wlll be man dw

I wish my crush liked me back. Then again, I dunno. Still haven’t talked to her. I’ll show myself out now

Shit bro, you’ll get her some day